HP&MP

You joke, but kombucha is a big thing right now and its hippy image gels with mana

Cherry, and blue raspberry
Stamina potions taste like blue gatorade. The colors don't match, but its the best Gatorade flavor so fuck it.

All I can say is mana wouldn't taste like fucking Empress

>gin
>hipster jars with handles

Canonically potions taste disgustingly medicinal like cough syrup and herbs

>kombucha is a big thing right now
Kombucha is a meme.
The species of bacteria is B. subtilis.
You may also know B. subtilis as the organism that makes up nearly 25% of the mass of feces.

You're drinking shit bacteria.
To brew Kombucha, somebody probably stuck his finger up his ass and then stirred some iced tea.

And which canon is that, nerd?

Ragnarok Online even makes it multiple choice as part of character creation.

The species of bacteria in kombucha is common yeast and K. xylinus ya numpty.

But even if there were B. subtilis in it, that species is well known to be good for the immune system and for treating UTI.

>ask a question
>get an answer
>"autism"

Morphine & meth

they're always made of stuff like roots and mushrooms and stuff so not amazing

health potions taste like rubbing alcohol and cough syrup
mana potions taste like aluminum foil and protein powder

>they're always made of stuff like roots
You mean like sarsaparilla?

Have you had tonic water? I imagine both of them taste like that.

health potions taste like deep cranberry apple
mana potions taste like blood sweetened with sugar

UUUUH no user, you are drinking literal shit
there is LITERALLY no difference between shit and kombucha, or as i like to call it, kombushit

I always imagined it tasted like roselle, the original real life super old school health potion. Mana just has to taste like blue raspberry, I can't imagine it tasting like anything else. Does anyone know the origin of mana and mana potions being blue? It had to come from somewhere.

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What do heals feel like?

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Not who you're replying to, but I would think so. That or kinda like a very stout tea.

Either way, that's the opposite of "not amazing"
Rootbeer and tea are delicious.

Health would be a tomatoe juice, chicken broth, and clam mixture because hardy foods heal and mana would be a coconut slushie

cold lotion on a sunburn

old CRPGs? Red is the color of blood, so it's like you're getting blood back from it?

As for Blue, well the original stereotype for a wizard is blue, and blue seems magical, like starlight, or moonlight, or even water, the essence of life.

Hence Blue for Magic juice

Probably like a bitter mineral water.

>Health would be a tomatoe juice, chicken broth, and clam mixture

Health pots aren't fucking Caesar cocktails you goofy leaf.

you sound like you're autistic and need a fecal transplant for treatment

Like air coming out an AC

>what does a fantasy healing item taste like
>associate it with healing foods
It's only logical

Depends on the ingredients.

heavy stock chicken noodle soup and mint flavored seltzer water respectively.

>Does anyone know the origin of mana and mana potions being blue?
diablo

Drinking water after eating a mint for mana.
Blood for hp

What do you imagine the ingredients to be?

"good" is a very relative term here

In games where you can make them it's usually a mix of herbs, mushrooms, and whatever falls off of/out of monsters you slay.

>Health
Like drinking a very fatty broth, with a strong aftertaste of iron.
>Mana
A mix of vinegar and alcohol, with faint hint of mint.

first time I had mad dog was outside of a trashy convenience store, a homeless man called it "blue juice", he was nice enough to let me open it and try it so i wouldn't get his homeless dog owning germs. he had about 4 fingers between each hand.

And what do you imagine that would taste like?

>Health potions taste like watered down flat cola
god I hope so. I only drink my diet coke watered down and sitting out.

Basically a liquid hotdog.

See? That wasn't so hard.

HP stands for Harry Potter. MP stands for Marry Potter.

this user knows

Health potion tastes like pussy juice
Mana potion tastes like metallic tap water

>pussy juice
i'm going to die

HP : Horse Power
MP : Monkey Power

Medicine

>Health potion
It's called a fucking Hit Potion.
Hit points
Hit potion
It's not that fucking hard to understand.