QUAKE CHAMPIONS IS THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET PISSED OFF BEFORE, YOU HAD TO PLAY SHITTY NON-GAMES LIKE OVERWATCH THAT BLATANTLY RIP OFF EVOLVE, TO HAVE FUN ABILITIES TO CAVE PEOPLE'S SKULL IN BUT THAT WAS BULLSHIT OVERWATCH IS NOT A GAME. DON'T BELIVE ME? CHECK THAT ODD. THAT'S RIGHT BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A GAME THAT YOU NEED TO GIT GUD AT OVERBOTCH? YOU SHITTIN' ME? ONLY A KEK WOULD PLAY THAT YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN NEED A FREE GAME BUT IM SELLING IT TO YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE WHEN BILLY MAYS TALKS AND TRIES TO SELL YOU SHIT, YOU BUY IT EVEN IF YOU DON'T NEED IT. HONESTLY NOBODY ACTUALLY PLAYS THE GAME
THAT'S RIGHT THEY ALL LUST FOR SORLAG FOR ONLY 19.99 FOR SOME REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE HER FAT AND EVERY ONE OF HER LINES IMPLIES VORE. ID BASICALLY MADE VOREBAIT HERE GENTS AND THEY KNEW IT THE THROAT AND MOUTH IS UNNECESSARILY DETAILED
BUT WAIT, IT GETS EVEN BETTER YOU GET MEMORABLE CHARACTERS SUCH AS: DISCOUNT DREAMCAST XAN KREIGOR A S(TR)OYBOY SOULLESS DOOMGUY AND A FUCKING WALLHACKING DRUNK RUSSIAN HUUH.
WOW, WHAT A CAST OF CHARACTERS! BUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES YOU GET FOR 19.99
BUT MAYBE YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT YOU BROKE PEICE OF SHIT. I UNDERSTAND, I SNORT COCAINE ALL THE TIME TOO! SO IF YOU STILL WANT TO ORDER, TRY THE ONE TIME VALUE PACK FOR 6.95! 10 RELIQUARIES! A BOAT OF PLATINUM! BACKPACKS AND CHESTS! THAT'S SUCH AN AMAZING OFFER, IT'S SURPRISING THAT BETHESDA IS ALLOWING SUCH GENEROSITY WHEN THE GAME ALREADY SPITS THEM AT YOU!
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHIT, HERE'S WHAT ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW: YOU'RE A FAGGOT. THAT'S RIGHT ABSOLUTELY FREE THIS GAME IS SOME ELDRITCH BULLSHIT THAT'S RIGHT| INFAMOUS RACIST H.P. LOVECRAFT AND HIS PET CAT NIGGERMAN AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER! THERE'S A BUNCH OF USELESS SKINS AND SHADERS TWO OF THE THREE TYPES OF LOOTBOXES ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE THEY LITERALLY PAY YOU TO PLAY THE GAME! THAT'S RIGHT PLAY FOR 7 DAYS IN A ROW AND THEY'LL GIVE YOU 100 PLATINUM! WOW! INCREDIBLE! YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ALSO TRY DEATHMATCH WITH SORLAG RUIN EVERYBODY'S DAY WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON!
The game runs like ass and the fuck nobs who made this engine should be fired. Why the fuck would you honestly make a quake game on an engine that can't be modded and then have no custom map support what so ever?
Luke Wood
based
Benjamin Green
because if you allow mods then people would be able to mod in their own costumes and wouldn't pay for lootboxes :(
>tfw I bought the champions pack when it was on sale last year since I actually enjoyed the game >can't even fucking play it anymore because it keeps crashing and stutters like shit
fuck saber interactive and fuck id for letting them use their own shitty engine instead of id tech
You know, I'm kinda glad you guy keep making QC threads: they're comfy
Anthony Wright
Faster
Alexander Gutierrez
its so bad man. i wanted to like it too. the core gameplay is SOLID. everything around it sucks balls. the netcode, the audio, the buffs, the champs, the maps (weve had the same 4 maps on duel forever), its so buggy it should be a crime. the top level guys get so frustrated but they are also afraid to talk badly about it because the invites for lans are invite only, and to top it all off - even the lan had massive lag\disconnects\glitches. we wait 6 months for a new patch and its in beta still. FUCK THIS GAME
David Campbell
Who the hell is this guy He honestly sounds retarded
