What went so right?

>speaks truth
>based diction
>non-reddit spacing
I’m thinking this is it, Chief

Wasn't made by americans

best game world in recent years

It wasn't made for the American mainstream market. It reminded me of games like Gothic and Mafia 1, something Americans can't understand

Pretty much the only thing going for it was its dedication to authenticity. I don't know why every rpg has to be derivative fantasy with made up religions, pointless morality systems and every single piece of shit weapon has to be viable. Humans are so uncreative, especially gaymers.

nothing. It's shit. I preordered it, backed them on kickstarter, whole nine yards - even clocked 60 hrs in it, but it was awful. NEVER ENDING texture pop ins. Not one second did things actually look like they're supposed to. Countless NPCs without heads for a few seconds before they pop in. God fucking awful loading times even when you're just trying to play with the graphics settings to see if you can make it run better. Horrible FPS, utterly fucked performance. And even now, NONE of these problems have been fixed - no, they're too busy sucking themselves off in "making of" docs and selling us shitty DLC. Fuck these guys to death. If they'd just make it run right it'd be a 10/10 but until then it's a fucking 3.

The lockpicking was absolute fucking ass on consoles at launch. Probably fixed it since then.

No trannies or poc

Also the quests with Hans were fucking kino but pretty much 90% of the rest of the quests are fetch quests. So fuck this game.

Is it the same as on PC? because desu i could see why you are complaining if yes, it would seem completely impossible on gamepad

Good game.

are you serious?
for me it was one of those few games that got significantly better performance-wise with patches

based

non-mutt devs and publishers

this

Crytek engine and the fact that it shines a light on the Central Asian invasion of Europe throughout history (especially related to AustroHUNs).
I'd be worried if I was a Pole.

I wish the combat wasn't so shit

Sounds like you're playing on a shitty fucking computer. Maybe try stopping that and see where that gets you.

Only gripe I have with this game is that it's pretty heavy on PCs

American didn't understand Mafia 1? I'd guess that the country where the most people know about the Godfather or Goodfellas is the USA, so they would "get" Mafia 1 the most.

>what is Italy?

Mafa was by czechs, user

On PS4 at least, nothing—absolute garbage. So buggy and the combat sucked.

i can explain what definitely went wrong

>shit optimization

>certain parts of the game feel completely empty and devoid of life

>has numerous game breaking bugs

>sword combat is dogshit tier

>npc ai is often wonky

overrated garbage.

Characters with diverse sexual orientations

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Wow that means it's even better than I thought.

I know this is bait but I also know there are people who actually think like that so I just wanted to ask if anyone has an idea on what the holy fucking shit is going on in the heads of those people and what drugs do they take. I mean, yeah, there are devs I would not buy from because in my opinion they're terrible people and don't deserve to get paid, but to refuse to play a game when you can just fucking pirate it, why would you do that to yourself? It's like you don't want to eat your cake and have it.

no niggers

They pandered to (You) and got (You)r money and not much else.

It’s slavshit trash

Devs that gave no fuck to what anyone thought about their game. They lived or died based on the quality of the game itself. Since they are better of than ever I'd say they made a pretty fucking awesome game
This guy got it

The game doesn't take place in Poland.. If it took place in Poland there would be a lot more cumans and Central Asian invaders.

DAILY REMINDER
Do I legitimately need to post this every fucking time there's a KCD thread?

>Czech
>Medieval Poland
What the fuck. I mean you're not exactly wrong about everything else (other than the devs being aryans), but this is far from Poland my dude.

Oh no, not you again.

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What's wrong? Are you some sort of Central Asian descendant that's getting ready to damage control? Which one of the AustroHun breeds are you?

I just finished it, really liked it despite it flaws

I am that Czech user you keep fucking ignoring when you shit up these threads, and the same one that keeps demanding you to tell me where the fuck you're actually from considering that you have not uttered a single word of Czech or any Slavic language in all your fucking shitposting. That and you keep attacking anyone who partially agrees with you because they criticised your retarded slavaboo ass. You fucking kokot debil.

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>it's the KC:D is right wing meme
No conservatives, you still haven't made a single game of value

Vavra backpedaled on his statements and admitted that he regretted his social media posts and any miscommunication from them. He also doubled down that he is a liberal

Also a Woman's Lot. Also the antagonists are a gay couple that basically get away with everything and screw everyone else over

Yikes. Settle down Lazlo.

youtube.com/watch?v=nTmdw-VLzmA
Comfy as fuck.

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Forever bugged flopped trash. Even Skyrim is still somehow more played.

Only females think truth comes from looking at what everyone else does.

Skyrim is mainstream gaming

This is first time effort from a Czech studio with crowdfunded money

Truth hurts, definitely struck a nerve there. What's with the females part though? Dysfunctional family?

Nemas nic co rikat? No tak, rirkay nieco stym tvuj Slovensky jazyk. Ne? Nebo ty chcete rikat je nevis njako jazyk Slovensko?
Go on, reply in your native tongue if you can. Fritz. Prove to me that you're Slavic and not some kind of LARPer.

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people stuck in echo chambers. it's like /pol/ you get caught up in an ideology and then just let it carry you into stupid situations that any normal person would circumvent easily. mostly it's just people that don't get outside enough.

I thought this was the SKYRIM KILLER???????

steamcharts.com/app/72850
steamcharts.com/app/379430

>Vavra backpedaled on his statements
He only back peddled about Gamergate because he realised that movement was a clusterfuck. Which anyone with a brain cell could realise that after 2016. Once he realised that he cut ties with the movement. His other political statements are largely the same. He still thinks Nazis and Communists are both shitheads and he still believes Hussites were based and he's not wrong with these opinions, he's absolutely correct . He was pretty much a liberal from the beginning. But retard journos kept claiming he was alt-right.
>Also the antagonists are a gay couple that basically get away with everything and screw everyone else over
They were Gay Nobles. It was a criticism of the hypocrisy of the HRE, they were killing other people for lesser things whilst allowing they high nobility to do the same things they condemn. There's a Gay Monk you can meet in the monastery and IIRC you can choose to let him go or report him. So really the game doesn't take a stance on gay people because the devs aren't fucking retards.

Pic unrelated.

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sort of unrelated, but is my gmod vid based or kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=bUUPmFbUhWw
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AustroHuns will never learn.

Ježiši Kriste, ty seš jako čech jo? S tím cos napsal bych tě typnul spíš na maďara

virtue signalling by people that would never buy the game. That and people that think any idea will cause the concept to come to fruition, so they have to shut down any and all opposition.

low iq way of looking at things

who said this is a skyrim killer?
see my previous post

skyrim and bethesda are very fortunate to have the modding community they have

normies didn't ruin it by drooling all over it like darksouls. which means we don't need to be objective and negative to counter all the retarded parroting in every discussion.

>inb4 "I think that sounds like a bad thing"

depends really. if we have a 100% positive discussion, no real discussion will be had. and then it will just devolve into shitposting.

That's even worse than google translate bro.

>implying Skyrim has these numbers because of people actually playing the game

not bowing to outside pressure and making the game as envisioned.

I am from Karvina. Muh Czech is kinda bastardised and mixed in with old Czech because of my grandparents teaching it to me, kids from Prague kinda made fun of me because of how I worded things, then I moved out of the country and forgot most of my mother-tongue.
So yeah, if it sounds vaguely retarded I apologise.

Čeče Pčečke Pičkečka

What a disgusting fucking language. Even balkanshits sound better than czech.

let's see
>combat?
fuck no
>quests?
fuck no
>story and characters?
fuck no
>interesting and well designed open world?
fuck no
>character customization?
fuck no
>character progression?
eh, it's actually not bad but nothing to write home about either
>no niggers and strong women?
ahhh, that's the one!

i played on launch and i don't think i got a single bug through the whole game

>Also a Woman's Lo
this was planned since the kickstarter retard

>Not responding in any Slavic tongue
Slavaboos will never learn.

cringe

See:
I got a lot to re-learn unfortunately.

Blame Jan Hus for that, he thought of that shit. According to him it's better then cz sz rz wz.

>Jan Hus invented the Czech language
Excuse me?

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see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthographia_bohemica

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>throwing pearls before swine
My sweet summer child

I'm relatively sure it was the same and yes it was incredibly fucking difficult to pick even the simplest of locks and lockpicks were goddamned expensive.

what are you on about?

combat is fun once you get it
story and character are very good
quests decent for a game this size
open world is very pretty and huge
character customization&progression plenty

>no niggers and strong women
Sounds like you are triggered this is a historical game.

i remember it being pretty easy on pc, note that i did the lockpicking with no mods and early on so there were no sections in the menu, just empty space.

Yeah, on pc it was easy. Everyone complaining needs to get good

I thought it was great but that village dlc killed all interest for me. I went to do it as soon as it was available and found out you had to supply the place with thousands of gold coins a day.