Girlfriend starts talking about video games

Girls are trash at games. If you're interested in games with 1v1 options, don't even think about doing it with your gf. You'll literally stomp over her in every genre.
The only way to play vidya with a gf is if it allows for co-op on easy mode so you can carry her.

>Yea Forums talks about competitive fighters

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I don't like video games. I only come here for the shitposting

>starts bitching about how RTS is a dead genre and why I should play Red Alert with her or some dumb nonsense
Fuck off and let me play what I want to play.

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>girlfriend starts talking

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>boomer men and boomer wives
>their boomer friends living boomer lives
Its so alien listening to them in our old guild discord, 3 hetero couples in their 30s and hearinng their wives talking about video games and anime and shit but you know theyre almost twice your age. Where do you even find women like that?

anime pillows can't talk schizo friend

How do I not fuck it up with the girl I've been talking the last few days? My autism is rising.

>gf tells you to stop playing video games

tell her about the jews, fbi crime statistics, things like that

Act like a Chad. Talk about Netflix, check out some popular songs, if you talk about video games say that you only play casually once in a while with your bros.

Go back to play your shitty weeb game, incel.

>gf talks about Vidya
>She has shit taste
>Her friend has better taste

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If you want a fling then this. Fuck being with someone long term constantly afraid of tripping up and exposing your autism.

>>girlfriend
????

i wouldn't be surprised if most Yea Forumsedditors couldn't hack candy crush or king games because if there's one thing i've learned it's that Yea Forums is terrible at video games

>conversation with gf turns political again

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>Join a discord for a guild on wow a few years ago
>Bunch of funny guys, one channel full of boomer larp about lawns and finances and the ol' ball'n'chain
>Regularly see boomer wojak oc the first week
>Hop into voice for the first time on raid night
>It wasnt a larp
I still firmly believe that discord is responsible for like 80% of boomer meme content.

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You're welcome to have mine

I only want one that is EXACTLY like those girls in the cute gifs that are sometimes posted here, and more frequently in /wsg/ or /gif/. Since I'm perfect, I can expect that without being arrogant.

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I met my wife in college thanks to mutual nerdy friends. We now own a house with a lawn for me to mow and we usually play video games together almost every night.

>Normies at school including the 50 year old boomer professor start talking about vidya

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You wouldn't like mine then she's chubby with huge tits.

yeah thats whats wierd to me. Hearing this old fucks talk about the most mundane shit like its so important and how ill be there one day. like holy fuck stop telling me to join ieee to get a job someday

>playing bibeogaems

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Based Teto poster

>good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD.jpg

>romantic interest starts talking about animal rights
>thinks I could go vegan because I love dogs

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Faggots are gross l.

>girlfriend gets horny watching me dunk on scrubs in video games

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>Equating all mammals to the level of human
>Equating birds to the level of humans when they literally lack the evolved brain to feel empathy
She's a dumb bitch isn't she?

>Plant eaters
Reminder that plants feel pain too. Vegans are soulless creatures.

>horny girl expresses her desire to fuck
>things outside of my control keep delaying our eventual meeting

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>Visit the in-laws
>Father-in-Law goes on a rant about how people with shitty jobs should just quit and get a better one

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>gf only gets horny after some made up bullshit argument where i'm forced to raise my voice

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>>Equating all mammals to the level of human
>>Equating birds to the level of humans when they literally lack the evolved brain to feel empathy
I don't think she ever did that tho

>boyfriend rides you while you both play vidya

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lmao at all these actual incels you know having a gf does nothing to solve your problems right?

The only one who can make yourself stop from being shitty is you lol

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Based

>girlfriend starts orgasming mid conversation
>girlfriend pees herself around certain men
>girlfriend automatically bends over when within five feet of certain men, regardless of if she can see them or not
Is mine broken?

This was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long while but I have no clue what it's called

>boyfriend rides you

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My gf doesn't have much intrest in vidya but that's fine with me
We've been playing through lovers in a dangerous spacetime though and she's enjoying that

In bruges (pronounced brujzhe)

If she didn't why would she want you to go vegan, because it's trendy and hip? Then she's a dumb bitch
All vegans have is the moral argument and it's fundamentally flawed, there's nothing inherently wrong with eggs, dairy
Birds also do not have souls, chickens will tear each other a part and engage in cannabalism commonly
Most mammals do not have souls, sheep and cows are the NPC's over the farm world they don't even attempt to clean themselves unlike a dog or cat would

Is that where almond milk comes from?

I let my girlfriend try all my video games. Shes a hardcore normie and so far the only ones that stuck are undertale, most visual novels, and civ. She also liked zombies in COD.

She just had other things she would rather be doing then games. But it's fun to watch her try.

>imagine having a gf
>imagine having access to a sex every day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

>Girlfriend(male)

this would feel so much more wholesome if you had a vagina

t.

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I ain't even vegan, but you're a genuine dumb bitch dude.

look man I was just making a meme about my friend, no need to get mad about someone you don't know

>girlfriend

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Be yourself because you cant hide your autism forever. Dont sperg out, but if you're looking for a partner, they need to be down with you for the sake of you. If you're a fucking nerd, dont date a Stacy, you wont like them past the first while and the sex. Find common interests.

I fucking HATE women

based

I HATE fucking women

This.

If you post in Yea Forums is because your never had a girlfriend or at least never desired to have one. I can see why some of the autists don't like sex because it's sensory. And yeah, i am a little grossed out by all the vaginal fluids and such.

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woman FUCKING hate I

vocaroo.com/i/s0UuTKNQrfKW

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what are some comfy games that i can play with my gf? We played overcooked and portal 2 already

FUCKING WOMEN I HATE I DO

women HATE fucking I

>used to play For Honor a lot a few months ago
>GF saw i really liked the game and thought about buying it for herself so we could play together
>even though i never told her about the game or mentioned it expect for this one time she asked me about it
>''yeah i like it so far, it's pretty fun''
>dumb cunt buys it and tries to instantly go into multiplayer without doing any of the tutorials or beginner trials
>you need to beat a HARD difficulty Bot before being allowed to use the multiplayer
>she can't
>starts complaining about how bad the game is and that the controls are shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?! I CAN'T EVEN KILL THIS GUY, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WORK OUT THE CONTROLS IT'S SO CONFUSING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>''uh did you do the tutorial?''
>NO. WHAT TUTORIAL? DO I HAVE TO?
>''obviously, it doesn't take too long to go through it either, you need to do that first, get accustomed to the controls and everything, go do it, it's easy enough''
>she goes into tutorial
>gets stuck again and dies in it, fails multiple times
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU SAID IT WOULD BE EASY UGH THIS SHIT IS SO CONFUSING WHY IS IT EVEN TAGGED AS A 'FIGHTING GAME' IT'S NOT EVEN A FIGHTING GAME, IF IT WAS A FIGHTING GAME IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT OR STREET FIGHTERS
>THIS SHIT IS SO CONFUSING AND THE CONTROLS ARE NOT USER FRIENDLY AT ALL FUCK THIS GAME YOU MADE ME WASTE MY TIME AND MONEY ON IT UGH
>gets off it and requests a refund
>REALLY HOPE STEAM GIVES ME MONEY BACK FOR THIS THING ELSE I JUST WASTED 15$ ON A DEFUNCT PRODUCT

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what did he mean by this

>got into a call center type of job back in January
>usually people don't stay here for more than three months
>there's this girl who started working here in June
>her contract is up in a few weeks
>Yesterday she told me we should keep in touch and that I'm a very uplifting person
The bloomer meme is actually real, bros.

My gf left me yesterday. I'm completely falling apart.

boomers zoomers and now bloomers
what this?

Its ok as long as they're cute
3D women are not cute

>gf calls someone a roodypoo candyass in discord

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You should know she's a brainlet, stop complaint. You let this happen.

I do

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>comfy
>overcooked and portal 2
Did you hit her?

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why do you come here to complain about your gf?
have sex

Your hairy asshole isn't a vagina you fag

It’s your fault for playing competitive Rock Paper Scissors with extra autistic steps

Not him but
>getting upset over Portal 2 coop

A real vagina doesn't need constant dilation

perfect reaction image

>My gf and I visit each other's towns in animal crossing all the fucking time so fuck you.

Does she bring her black lover with her?

As a human I have an asshole too, but yeah I'm a woman

>ldr gf
>want to play something together
>play lethal league but the music is giving her a headache
>she screenshares the sims 3 but she doesn't care about my input and just does whatever the fuck she does
>stream chrono trigger for her but she gets bored and then mad when I kept playing on my own
it was the same whenever we tried watching movies on rabb.it
I wish women didn't buy into the sex war bullshit

>I'm a woman

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no girl tries this hard to prove a point, stop pretending and fuck off

why are incels so in love with black people?

>streaming for each other
This is so ridiculous. Just break up.

Mine doesn't, thou desu idk what that is but it sounds gross

Does she tho?

>plants are animals too

>being this obsessed with trannies

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Dude I'm not really trying that hard, I'm just kinda bored so I find interesting that you can't believe that I'm an actual woman instead of a tranny or a guy pretending

Girls are ALWAYS looking for the new guy, until they turn 30 and settle (while still cheating, for the majority of them).

Think like this, whoever your girlfriend left you for right now, if she had met that person before, she would leave him for you at this moment instead.

Girls don't have preferences "this guy is better than that guy" - they want the NEW guy.

There is a reason 99% of females only marry when they are 30, and is because of that. Age forces them to settle, but none of them settle before 30 because they want new guys and to flirt with new guys and to be around new guys and to be flirted by new guys and it goes

What's wrong with being obsessed with trannies?

just admit tyrone comes over to fuck ur wife, low T bug man

>I'm just kinda bored so I find interesting
It might be your first week here but this isn't my first rodeo, I know an attention needing faggot when I see one.

What's wrong with trannies? They're peaceful human beings.

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>trannies
>human beings
Lol

Meh, again it's just mildly interesting, I hope you all get loving bf/gf and play good vidya

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>wife brings up the same story about her boring generic past I have heard 7 times already because it is tangentially related to conversation
>these stories are always cyclical, basically tells it twice and then goes back through around when I already heard everything I need to hear to tell me how each point made her feel even though it was self evident in the first explanation
>Never interrupt her when she is telling this to someone who hasnt heard it, but we are alone so wtf why are you interrupting me with this shit
>tell her I know the story already
>gets mad

Sorry your dumb ass doesnt know how to anecdote properly?
She is cool besides this.

Don't use my yuka for your faggotry, ty.

Why does every woman do this?

to try and reinforce you with the fact she was right and everyone else in the situation was wrong

You know the drill In case you dont : tits or gtfo

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fucking saved for filename threads, holy shit.

>soul
t. American Creationist

My wife and I made this work a couple years.
First we were watching shit on tv at the same time, after that we moved on to syncing up anime together.

t. Only dates roastie thots

>Yea Forums starts talking about video games

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>gf doesn't give a fuck about anime or vidya
>she still plays Mario maker with me and watches samurai champloo when I put it on
i watch buzzfeed and shit with her to make it even

>be me 25lv
>still virgin
>no gf
>no wife
>no life
something tells me I should drop vidya and start living in real world

Better than having your standards as ilustrated in picture I provided.

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>be adult
>play kid's games

LMAO

My gf mostly studies programming or works on personal projects on her free time, It's cool but it gets annoying like she
almost doesn't have any other interests.

Why? Real world is shit for the vast majority of people.

youtube.com/watch?v=GpVHSA5DWEI

>Love gf (female)
>Have no common interests
>Talk about generic crap
>Think it's time to end it

She's great but with nothing to talk about it it's so fucking dull

Imagine having a girlfriend and still posting on Yea Forums

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imagine being married to a woman and still posting on Yea Forums haha

That's fine, but imagine said girlfriend catches you while you are posting on Yea Forums.

can you please educate me on how having a girl can help in preventing you from being attached to your screen?

i have never been in a relationship before so i would love to know

i had an ex that started going on Yea Forums after she caught me on it, she mainly browsed /an/ just for images and never posted

>can you please educate me on how having a girl can help in preventing you from being attached to your screen?
it doesnt. Im still here despite being a married father of two

Who do you think is starting all the BLACKED threads?

how much do you spend on average with your family and Yea Forums ?

desu i wish she'd get BLACKED and ruin her life with a mutt baby, but she left me for another white dude

Vidya makes your gf worse because she becomes a filthy casual with shit taste, and gets used to being praised for being a "gurl gamer" even though she's barely a gamer at all.
A Gf makes vidya worse, because then the vidya have to be sanitised and simplified for the casual audience, and then random dumbshits on the internet brag about how "hard" the easy simple games are.

We can only hope he's beating the shit out of her to the point of her wanting to kill herself or he is a cuck himself and will want her to get blacked

>Where do you even find women like that?
You do not find the perfect woman.
You create her, using a regular woman as your raw materials.

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>you need to beat a HARD difficulty Bot before being allowed to use the multiplayer
Is this a new thing?
I don't remember having to defeat a hard bot in order to play multiplayer.

what is a regular woman ?

>tfw volcel

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Baby don't fuck me, don't fuck me, no more.

>spending time on Yea Forums
most of my time is /ck/ now, with classic around the corner ive been coming back and dropping a quick shitpost where I can. most of my time here is because theres a lull at work

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This is exactly what prostitutes are for, bro.

I've been with same girl for 7 years, I was her guitar tutor. she was raised pretty heavily on videogames and exposed her younger brothers to the classics that most of our age bracket (23 to 30ish) grew up on. She plays just about everything and can beat most people at any FPS.

So you're still a manchild after all ?
Figures

>since I'm perfect
Sure, in your autistic echo chamber mind

Is your vagina hairy though?

please be polite and apologize,
that was not very nice of you.

Post more Pokemon, faggot!

That's rough buddy. Is he a feminist?

Great movie. Unironically kino.

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this.

normies fuck off from these boards and never return.

That happened to me, I just told her it's like that to keep out people who'd only bring the game down (that means her), and she should focus on being a good partner rather than trying to pretend to be something she's not qualified for.
She got mad but I just held her down until she calmed down, and I told her not to try videogames again. She didn't.

no, but he's got a pretty big dick or at least bigger than mine
she keeps sending me unsolicited pics of the thing

Imagine not having a gf with taste baka. You guys need to try harder.

please do not pretend to be me, candyass

beats the shit out of growing up to be a childless man in his 40s quietly REEEEEing about women on r9k wife wants a third to try for a daughter, God help us all

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Your lovepillow doesn't count

?????

Wuma. Het AI du fucin hat

I don't see why my fleshlight doesn't count when yours does

Girlfriend cuddling and watching me play video games is my dream bros. I'm 27.

My onions levels are rising up just for reading this

You only need twice, three times tops, to say "Not interested, go away." before they learn.
They do it because they can get away with it, because you enable and support them doing it. Stop enabling and supporting bad behaviour and there'll be less bad behaviour.

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That's pretty gay.
Her presence would infringe upon my focus (due to my natural instinct of social anxiety,) and with it, the chances of peak performance would be significantly reduced.

Shut the fuck up, Shrek

>still virgin
>no wife
It would be worse if you were a virgin and had a wife honestly. Just do what I did and look good

We're all gonna make it

Talk about her roles as her gf, what she can do to support you in your life.
Give your gf a purpose she can live to fulfill. That's your job as her bf.

post the mirrored version faggots

I have it too bro. Imagine having a girlfriend who makes you feel supported in whatever you do, that sounds good.

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My wife always asks what level I'm on. Like a 90s mom.

Your reading comprehension sucks dude

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All relationships are based upon very superficial foundations (which is why marriage is a very retarded concept (especially for men, due to women's nature of hypergamy.))

I hate when people willingly delude themselves into thinking it's anything other than lust, most relationships fail because lack of sex.

Thanks for reminder

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>girlfriend is in the video game

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Thank God your logic will leave you with no kids because holy fuck they'd be stupid as hell

I watched that movie recently and it was surprisingly good. The moment when Ralph Fiennes killed himself out of honor was kino as fuck

>Ldr
What fucking faggot. Get a real gf or grow some balls and go to her.

The dude has self-control, at least.
Or maybe he lacks sex drive (then there's literally no reason to have a gf.)

>most relationships fail because lack of sex.
Disagree. Lack of sex is just a symptom of relationship falling apart.

Oh ill have kids, when i can afford them. I wont let some dumb roastie dump her flesh bags on me, unlike you. Enjoy your jobless wife and 6 kids to take care of. ;)

Thank god my gf isnt into vidya at all.
We already spend so much time togethet. I need something i can do on my own

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>gf gets horny when I don't give her attention
>gf gets dry when I do

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says the guy who thinks plants are animals

>what are condoms?
literal retard

Go and tell she's a dumbass to her, not to us fucking pussy ass bitch and see what happens.

Do you what will happen? You may grow some balls and she may become a better story telling. Nah, forget about it, just secretly hate her. That's the coward way and you know you like it

>having a gf
miss me with that gay shit.

Its better you don't know honestly. Its pretty horrible.

>people used to reeee normies when gf posters posted
>now Yea Forums is full of "post your gf", porn boards are filled with "my wife" posts, Yea Forums has >muh gf greentext stories
This site changed

>tfw loving relationship
>the sex is so fucking boring but i genuinely like her otherwise
I don't want to cheat and I probably won't but this is the worst.

>girl starts talking

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SOMEBODY ONCE

>tfw gf gets on these annoying depressive episodes and just posts pics on her insta/twitter whining about how nobody likes her etc every fucking day
>tell her nobody cares and it just alienates people and she says its her only way of venting
God I am fucking tired of depressed people.

She isn't depressed if she tells others

Not all of us have non-autistic friends

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I'm afraid it might be the same for me. An amazing wholesome person I love, but I'm not sure sex is amazing compared to the only one person I had before.

I'm not even that user, but in what moment did he said plants are animals?

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Indeed, the only site where I rarely saw normalfags anymore was infinitychan and that shi is dead now.

Say thank you to election fags

>get a gf
>barely have time for vidya anymore because she wants attention all the time

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Those likely aren't "depressed" people.
Just whiny.

It's a meme now to be "depressed."

in his post

>plants feel pain
Source? Everything since to point out it's false

>gf gets horny when i act like an asshole
>i just want to hug, hold hands and cuddle with her all day

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>guitar tutor
>exposing someone to the "classics"

You both sound like you spend a lot of time on Reddit.

>wife__ gets randy when I whip shitters into line

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I'm a believer of that but she's actually on antidepressants and diagnosed, although I'm starting to believe its some other shit instead. I'm just fucking sick of if one thing sets her off she shuts down for the next half of the day. Like jesus fucking christ.

>Get depressed gf
>Nothing you do makes her happy
>Posts on FB about how much her life sucks
>Everyone begins blaming you
>Ostracized from family and friends as a callous unfeeling monster
>In reality all she does is sit on her ass eating ice cream and smoking weed getting fatter feeling bad about that one time someone insulted her like a year ago
I'd leave but she'd probably end up killing herself

>tfw no noob gf who really loves me and tries to understand my games

Having a gf doesn't mean you have access to every day unless she's slag that isn't good enough for you

Its very tempting to even consider the idea of cheating. I used never understand why people do that or would ever even humor the idea but I guess not everything is black and white after all.

t. no experience with women

Wow sounds like your life is just simply epic

>that one time someone insulted her a year ago
This is the most frustrating shit.

>tfw sister was into video games and I was the normie
>tfw she became a popular normie fuck in high school
>tfw i became a dumb socially anxious closeted dyke who played weeb escapism in high school
Funny how life likes to throw a curveball at all of us from time to time.

I know how you feel. Or try talking about sex with your girlfriend? If she listens and you manage to solve something, great! If not, even if you stay with her, you won't feel as bad about cheating.
Why is it boring though?

LONDON

>hehe I'm a grill gamer btw
>don't hit on me silly boys

>and this is my boyfriend's room

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>boyfriend starts talking about transitioning
Cursed be the next generation of faggots who will not have twinks.

I have and shes insecure about it (was a virgin). Not really much we can do. Its just vanilla and kind of talentless.

Similar story
>brother was a super weeb
>collected hundereds of phsycial books of manga
>I become a weeb
>try to talk shop
>he's not really into it anymore, despite owning thousands of dollars worth of printed chinkshit

>CIA levels of false flagging
he's a skinny-fat vegan so I think that alone speaks for itself :^ )

How old are you both? Tell her it's bothering you alot and that it's really important for you too. Talk about fetishes etc, be very supportive of her so she trusts you better. I know this works because I'm socially anxious and a girl im dating right now makes it easier for me.

he hates you

dump her, run now. shes only going to escalate until you end up punching her, this bitch doesn't know what normal is, shes chasing adrenaline

fag

Dump her bud, she'll only get you in trouble

>having a girlfriend makes you a onions boy

The very definition of being a straight man makes you a pussy, lmao the delusion

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I know nothing about girls besides my mother and sister

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Is your sister hot?

She's obese. I do steal her panties sometimes and she caught me once...

wow

I don't understand people who get bad they're bad at video games. Just assume it and move on, don't blame the game for your lack of coordination or smarts. For exemple, I know I'm bad at combats games or anything multiplayer, really, that's why I just stopped trying to get into it, nobody was having fun with a burden like me.

>tfw too adhd to enjoy sex and vidya at the same time
>tfw sex at my pc wouldn't even work because of the way the chairs back comes up

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Ive never had a girlfriend

Before I had my first nor did I. Don't beat yourself up friend!

>get girlfriend
>give her all your undivided attention
>personal fav must play game comes out
>ghost her
>are you winning user?

Fpbp

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>tfw it's been TWO years since my last gf
I keep telling myself after every shitty date that I don't need anyone but loneliness is starting to take control over me.

>Girlfried (hand) just started talking

>have GF
>sex one time
>possible that she's pregnant right now because she got signs of pregnancy even though her test said not pregnant
I would post a reaction pic but apparently im blocked from posting images

>girlfriend farts

>GF does not like videogames
>decide to bring her into videogames so you can spend more time together
>get GF into videogames
>she gets way too invested in it
>starts playing even when you’re not online
>starts meeting and playing with other people online
>now she prefers to play with her friends than with you
>you discover she has been planning on meeting with one of the guys from the community she joined to fuck
>break up
>can still see her online on steam playing the game you bought
>block her
>tfw you got yourself cucked

What’s a game for this kind of feel?

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never had a girlfriend dont think i will, I'm pretty sure I'm aromantic or something, I have never felt anything for anyone beyond base physical attraction.

>now she prefers to play with her friends than with you
Damn dude. Feel sorry. The worst kind of feel.

It's okay not to have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

There's no arbitrary life stage where it becomes impossible to obtain a girlfriend.

There's a lot of nice, cool, lonely people out there that you just haven't met yet.

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it's a waste of time

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This is because you're a shitter, if you top scored she wouldn't feel tempted as you would be the server alpha

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