What’s in Valve’s crates?
What’s in Valve’s crates?
not vidya
valves
big pink cookies
Lies and broken promises
Guaranteed unusuals
Sealed copies of Half Life 3
fat bastard in million pieces
Shitty cosmetics
shartifact
Disappointment
Microtransactions
Dilate.
WELL YOU GOT THOSE CRATES
AND THEYRE COVERED IN GLUE
YOU GOTTA OPEN EM UP WITH SOME SUPAGLUE
Jars of cum for the fanboys
Bath water
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I would but playing artifact already acts as a form of urethral insertion.
Nobody plays The Artifact
Our Guys
Hats
Do they actually have a chance of winning back to back internationals?
Stage pieces and other props like that.
The holograms are inside that, DO NOT open them outside of containment zones.
>Valve C4
Oh no
HALF LIFE 3
A DOTA TRADING CARD GAME
Free copies of artifact