What’s in Valve’s crates?

What’s in Valve’s crates?

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not vidya

valves

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big pink cookies

Lies and broken promises

Guaranteed unusuals

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Sealed copies of Half Life 3

fat bastard in million pieces

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Shitty cosmetics

shartifact

Disappointment

Microtransactions

Dilate.

WELL YOU GOT THOSE CRATES
AND THEYRE COVERED IN GLUE
YOU GOTTA OPEN EM UP WITH SOME SUPAGLUE

Jars of cum for the fanboys

Bath water

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I would but playing artifact already acts as a form of urethral insertion.

Nobody plays The Artifact

Our Guys

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Hats

Do they actually have a chance of winning back to back internationals?

Stage pieces and other props like that.

The holograms are inside that, DO NOT open them outside of containment zones.

>Valve C4
Oh no

HALF LIFE 3
A DOTA TRADING CARD GAME

Free copies of artifact

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