Touhou

Only if you can 500 replies without ecchi shit or waifufaggotry. Convince me there is an actual game underneath the weeaboo nigger shit.

No.

No, now fuck off

But I thought you wanted me to play touhou, is there a game to play or do people just post cute stuff and pretend?

Go be a faggot somewhere else.

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Reimu feet!

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No.

I wanna suck the pee from her panties

get blacked

What is with you touhou fags and armpits?

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>I thought you wanted me to play touhou
nobody cares about you

>Create a thread on Yea Forums without anyone talking about how much they want to fuck anything with a hole
That's goddamn impossible, no matter the topic, and you know it.

Fuck armpit niggers, this is a Chen thread now

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ok

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Blame the lewd miko.

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We've had several threads talking about the new game get into bump limit already

But since there wasn't an erotic pic in the OP there, you didn't knew about those

Reminder that the most fun shot in IN wss objectively Scarlet Team

People abusing the OPness of Border Team didn't even play the game desu

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>everything I like is fun
>everything I don't like is OP

The weak should fear the strong.

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Armpits are a terrible fetish. Might aswell lick toilets and eat shit

>Smaller hitbox than everyone else
>1 fucking second to bomb
>Homing in both focused and unfocused
>Good damage
Yeah no. Border team is stupid OP. There is regular, acceptable strong and retarded strong and BT is definitely the latter.

Are you implying you wouldn't eat a girls poop right from her butthole?

why is touhou so much fun on the piano
listen to this shit it's like legit good

musescore.com/qqqant/the-sea-where-ones-home-planet-reflects

EoSD > PCB > IN

Post fairies

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>ZUN will never make a game that's better than IN

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spoken like a true pleb, stay retarded

You have to fight Marisa playing Border

Fairies are not for lewd

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Gamer

It's ZUN of course it's fucking good.
If you want some more touhou piano or just piano in general I highly recommend stuff by Marasy
youtu.be/5VDa5gTXhj8
youtu.be/OyUJnV2R-5g

Also stuff by the circle logical emotion which Marasy is the pianist
youtu.be/grsyXi7q97w
youtu.be/3SMlO4xRTtI

Another circle I recommend is tanigon
youtu.be/F_tlfWdIGAo
youtu.be/CBRkHlMWQ4c

And lastly Golden City Factory
youtu.be/9JtgGzR0doI
youtu.be/dVa4ICRoUs8
youtu.be/njsIuGl_0lA

Excuse my musicfagging but I hope you enjoy

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this, fucking pedos

>reimu thread
>also steamy armpits thread
oh hell yeah Yea Forums now THIS is ultra based

Is there a site you'd recommend getting collection of music of. like a discography of things like Akatsuki Records or A-One

Wrong, fairies are onaholes.

Yeah here's a couple
doujinstyle.com
gensokyovn.net/
And the latest TLMC
gzs-my.sharepoint.com/personal/gdufs20161704766_5tb_eu/_layouts/15/onedrive.aspx?id=/personal/gdufs20161704766_5tb_eu/Documents/Touhou lossless music collection&cid=feedd7b0-6f61-4734-9c42-75f0a4a14040

If you have any more questions and the like here's a thread over on /jp/
>>/jp/21797449

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Doesn't Can(n)onball release this month? Going to be a crazy month or two for Touhou

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Shit, hopefully I didn't fuck up this time

>Gachashit
>Implying I'm even going to touch that shit, even if it's from my favourite series

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god bless you user

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The superior way to play those games is to get money from that Google Reward surveys app, but the Lucky Patcher days were way better

I want ZUN to hurry up and die from alcoholism already.

No prob

>been playing Touhou for 5 years
>still can't 1cc anything on normal

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>gacha

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>Been playing Touhou for only 3 years
>1cc'd first game after 1 year
Spam one game over and over until you finally get it, and then ride the momentum to 1cc most of the other games within that same week, then suddenly your skills and nerves improve drastically

I've asked this in another thread before and I got linked a pretty good doujin
So in hopes of getting linked another pretty good doujin, here it comes again

How can people beat off to Chen? Chen, in my eyes, is just a big fucking meme. Do you guys just have no issues beating off to a meme?

What's going on here?

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I want to lick that fairy!

>Chen is just a big fucking meme
he knows too much, eliminate the target

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>gachashit
"No!"

I have LoLK, PCB, EoSD and HSiF.
Got to Stage 4 LoLK PD Mode Normal before I got buttfucked by the amount of bullets. Couldn't get pass Voile Library. Youmu annihilated me.
Now I'm too busy drawing 2hus. Please understand.

the sexiest pits in vidya history

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Fuck this, post thick touhous

I love Fatchouli!

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>Now I'm too busy drawing 2hus
Can I see one of yours?

>HNNNGH MUH THICCC MUH THICCC UNGHHHH MUH THICCCCCC
Fuck off, Brosnan.

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No, we only accept healthy girls here.

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What a fat slampig!

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I've been posting here for 11 years and I still don't even know if this is a video game or not because all I've ever seen of it is hentai-lite pics

I think we can all agree that Reimu is the undisputed pits queen of this series, but who is the feet queen?

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What's wrong with this? Are people not aware what calzone is?

more healthy girls

Mima

kuso thread

More THICK touhous please
More THICK and FERTILE touhous

i would but easy modo is too hard for me

yare yare daze

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based oldfag XD touhou bad amirite do I fit in yet?

I love old hags!

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I hope you all get gapped in a ditch

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Here.
I wish I had a nice table, a nice machine that isn't a 5 years old laptop that freezes at random to draw more.
>"Microsoft Windows application is not responding. Do you want to end this process?"

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Me too.

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I think I'm done with video games forever, I'm going to Yea Forums

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God I love hags.

good work

That's really fucking good user, keep up the good work

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Don't go to Yea Forums, they have shit taste

>oh the spellcard is ending let me just fly straight into bullets it's not like anything will hit me

imagine the smell

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No! Not the balls!

Whatever's happening between 1-2 seconds in is confusing me, was that just unfocused movement upwards? I need sleep

conceptualize the aroma

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How do I stop thinking with my dick so I can stop opening these threads "for a peek".
I know how it's gonna turn out.

SA's final card pull you into the center

You don't play video games dumb kumbrain

that was the bomb

THICKER!!!

>You don't play video games
uhhh ok? I'm pretty sure I've played one like 20 minutes ago but if you say don't play then I don't play I guess

Literally gain mental control

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That's a good 2hu sniff.

!!!

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Why are you staying that close to her in the first place?

>this subhuman trash
>video games

I want to Mating Press Luna-chan!

>play touhou for a week
>ragequit and look up guides and replays online
>1cc on hard after like half an hour of attempts

UHHH FUCK MORE

I'm about to commit a school shooting because of this fucking cunt. By far the most difficult of the 3, expecially as final boss.

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I went through your pixiv and found out you're the one who did this piece of art, good stuff man

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Finally some good fucking food.

How long until this thread get sent to jp

how to gain mental control? I feel addicted to visiting these kinds of threads and saving everything, I can't even catch up to it (I'm still fapping to stuff posted in July since my last reset in May).

I used to do Zen meditation way back. maybe I'll take up yoga.

IN > EOSD > PCB
dumb fairy

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there are touhou threads everyday on Yea Forums you dumb newfag, none of these get sent to /jp/

You play Touhou

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Not soon enough

>implying this is a touhou thread

worst sage

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I need a touhou to sit on my fucking face

kek
I've played some bullet hells before. I'm not into it anymore (or much else for that matter).

fuck u buddy ol' pal

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are you saying that this thread has nothing to do with touhou?

There are literally 17 mainline games

Are you saying it does?

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once you have experienced enough you will have higher standards and will deem 90% of the images as not of adequate enough quality to be worth your time and saving
just give it 5 years or so

which one?

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I want Alice to use me as a chair!

yes

Any is fine as long as they have a nice, cushiony thick ass

very cute touhous

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I'm 33 and have been doing this since I was 13

Can I get a mega link to the newest one?

How's this one?
Finally 1cc'd EoSD on hard, fuck yes

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They'll feed you well.

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I've 1cced DDC, WBaWC and PCB yesterday

yeah well I've been doing it since 13 as well and my standards skyrocketed by 18
t. 26 now

mega.nz/#!jrZGnIJb!bJRXJDaTr7rdCElWiRERoUPaguct7bbOWdlqClXSUfU

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Stop posting asses. This thread needs more pits

Yuuka is being productive!

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where is this from?

What's going on in here?

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This is bullshit of the highest level

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I can't help it, I'm a fakhv and I love hentai and lots of fetishes. I batch dl and go through them while fapping, the amount of time I spend on each image is proportionate to how hot it gets me and ranges anywhere from 0.5s to cumming. I feel like a complete curnbrain and I realize I need help but don't want the pleasure to stop and I don't want to miss out on anything even though I know I'll never consume it all in my lifetime.

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is the only thing they are useful for

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You're not crushing my balls today you slut.

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We're discussing touhou obviously.

perfect

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I wasn't planning on jacking off when I entered this thread.

get your balls crushed or something
a chastity cage perhaps

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You knew full well what it meant to click on the fucking thread, don't lie to me

cum br.ain

No brain

>play Touhou
where do i start?

>he doesn't regularly blow loads to Reimu's pits

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474321452
haha good one bro upvoted! post wojak KEK

Imperishable Night is a good starter if you don't care about lore.
Otherwise start from the beginning.

thank u for compiling the images

is there a site with all the games?
i am curious to know the lore

>caring about lore
All I know is marisa and reimu are smug human cunts putting filthy yokai and shit in their place.

megapack on nyaa

I'd thought of it but I'm lazy so I decided against it.

Moriya Shrine

if you want to play touhou 1-5, use T98-Next

Game and fanbase looks corny, no.

CREATE!

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A BABY!

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touhou is too hard for me

So how the fuck do i get past the expanding and contracting rings that Yachie shoots at you?

Thank you very much.

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I NEED more pits guys!!
I NEED THEM!!

Try your damn hardest to not get inside the rings, and if you must, get out of them ASAP.

どうぞ

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This one is way more bs than the earlier webm of the final okuu card.

WRIGGLE KICK!

If you're playing above normal you're on your own

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For me, it's Mayumi

imo it's really hard to distinguish the rings and they kind of blur together

>he flies into the rings

absolute madman

>weebshit
>the mlp of weebshit

>OHHH OHHH I HAVEN'T MASTURABTED IN 2 WHOLE HOURS
>I NEED TO BROWSE Yea Forums, CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR STIMULUS
>YESSS, YESS, THAT'S THE ONE, CUTE FEET, POST MORE

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based
dab on weeb cvmbrains

>subterranean animism
>subhuman trash
Woah.......

For hard difficulty
>green red
Go past green and wait in between them for a sec and go left around the red
>blue yellow
Similar but easier
>purple blue
Just wait till a gap open and rush through.

oh boy the spamming retard woke up, at least he goes to sleep around 10 pm like the autistic child he is

Based!

>weebshit

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>going smoothly stage 1-3
>stage 4 with some bombs
>fuck up on stage 5 having to use a continue
>choke fucking hard at 6 having to use 3 goddamn continues
JUST

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Why are soft tummies so attractive bros

What difficulty

Normal MarisaW
Please understand

Reimu's stinky armpits!

>easy stages 1-3
>get a little more intense in 4
>bomb once or twice on 5, maybe lose a life, nothing really bad
>get overconfident
>final boss literally rapes you
every single game, every single time
how do I get good

source

Based cat

just don't get hit

Bomb more. Better to spam than die as a bombhugger.

iqdb/saucenao/ascii2d

B-but /ic/ told me only Japanese people could draw good anime shit

Where do I get this?
Thought it wasn't out yet.

I need to learn how to deathbomb, but yeah I'll try to bomb more overall

now this is good advice

It isn't out yet but it'll be available on steam soon
store.steampowered.com/app/1122050/Gensokyo_Night_Festival/

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It's on Steam now user. But you will have to wait until the end of this year.
store.steampowered.com/app/1122050/Gensokyo_Night_Festival/

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Good work user, keep doing what you’re doing

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is Genso Wanderer good?

Yeah I knew what there would be, I just didn't think that it would be enough to motivate me to start.

imagine the softness

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I think it's one of the best Mystery Dungeon clones. You should enjoy it so long as you appreciate that style of roguelike.

I just played TH17 before and the exact same thing happened to me. I just need way more practice, PCB and IC 1cc normal took forever

I pretty much never deathbomb outside of PCB and IN. 5 frames are too close for comfort

EoSD (6th game) is the first game in the new canon, but its mechanics are a bit dated and some shots have randomized spread. PCB (7th game) would be a good starting point with Imperishable Night (8th game) also being a good option since it establishes a lot of mechanics that are standard in later games.

The first five games are optional and take place in a separate canon. The first is super optional since it's a completely different type of game and doesn't really have a story. All of these require an emulator to play as they were made for PC98.

maybe you're right, it's better to lose a bomb and be safe rather than wait for the bullet to hit you and then have 5 frames to press X

PC98 games aren’t separate canon, characters reference events that happened in it

References don't make it canon
Touhou is full of Jojo references but that doesn't make Jotaro canon

RIP doujin.co
used to be a great place for music

>tfw no chunky Okuu to cuddle with

>Marisa talking about the door to makai doesn’t mean she actually went there before
>Alice talking about her past experience with Reimu doesn’t mean she didn’t fight her before
>Yuuka explicitly being stated she’s calmed down due to being old and being called out as the incident cause because of her past time as a trouble maker means nothing
>Marisa and Reimu having explicit reactions to being told they’re in Makai again means they didn’t go there before

Yes user, this is the same as Sakuya doing DIO’s combo.

I never understood why people would save brainlet Wojak pics until this post.

>Playing through PCB on sakuya A
>Always lose a bunch of lives to the sisters
fucking hell i just dont get how to manage their shit

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The official stance to pc98 is that it’s canon until something conflicts with it in which case the newer thing is canon. Which is basically how any franchise works

-and the smell of Bengay.

Why does PC-98 lore being canon upset people so much?

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>spacejin

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When are you people going to understand that Yea Forums is the place you go when you want to talk about sex with video game characters freely amidst other video game conversation?

If you want something else, go someplace else. The problem is your perception of what this place is. There are thousands of forums online to have normal discussion of video games, and by trying to change this one you are opposing diversity. Go to reddit or gamefaqs or resetera where nobody expects you to drop 2hu armpits in the midst of a discussion.

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Bomb the bullshit curved laser
Focus on the black sister in the first card

I have hard enough of a time with shmups, there’s no way I can handle a bullet hell.

All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.

Believe in the witch.

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Because they're just that, references. Notice how Alice never spoke about Makai and became a completely different european character in the new canon, while Mugenkan literally doesn't exists anymore
Not to mention every character got wiped out from every official source both in-universe and outside, making every list starting from EoSD

Why is 2hu so popular for an indie series?
Art, doujin games and manga, music remixes, references, etc?
I just don't get it as a relative outsider

How new?

Except ZUN explicitly stated he brought in Yuuka and Alice as characters who are from the pc98 games. Except Marisa and Reimu did talk about Makai as if they were there before despite that being their first time being there in windows canon.
ZUN himself already said his final stance on the matter, it's not secondary canon.

>videogames on Yea Forums
you can't possibly be this stupid

>Alice never spoke about Makai
She recognizes Reimu.

Not on playstation 4. It might be censored. I might buy a touhou game on nintendo switch later today or tomorrow.

>Notice how Alice never spoke about Makai and became a completely different european character in the new canon
But she didn't, the entire point of her talk with Reimu is that Reimu didn't bother to give a fuck about Alice in MS

>you are new if you care about the rules
Oh my.
The true newfags are the retards who think Yea Forums = Yea Forums.

The only reason people don't discuss video games here anymore is because mods are enabling off topic trash on purpose.

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All those girls are from a video game.

How new?

In strange creators ZUN said he actually brought back Alice to trick people into thinking they're going to Makai again, she's literally the same person

ahhh yes the fabled videogame discussion on Yea Forums

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People have been making fun of waifus posters on Yea Forums longer than you've been alive.

Imagine going to Yea Forums, not knowing 2hu, getting called out on it and then acting like you're totally not a newfag

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>he says while posting on blue Yea Forums

No shit they're the same characters, they have the same name and almost identical design
However they became a new thing and everything related to them in the 98 era doesn't apply anymore, they're just "characters Reimu met in the past" without any further explanation because the new canon starts from EoSD, hence why Akyuu doesn't aknowledge it in the print works

>Akyuu
People haven't used Akyuu as a end all source for literal years user.

lmao

but what about Akyuu's Untouched Score?

I'd touch it

Akyuu isn't a very legit source of info

ZUN already said its the same exact world user, why the fuck would Alice need to walk around talking about Makai?
Also actually, Akyuu did talk about LLS in Yuuka's page, she just said that report is probably bogus about Reimu exterminating her before, despite Reimu saying she did so in PoFV. Akyuu isn't 100% correct, that's the point

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING JELLYFISH SO I DONT HAVE TO KEEP RESTARTING STAGE 1 YOU ABORTED FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shintoism doesn't real. Jesus Christ is real. Please remember to beg forgiveness after you fap to your touhous.

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Jesus plz destroy the lunarians
thank you

Jesus is my favorite touhou

Jesus is my favorite servant.
Shame that only Buddha is in so far though.

I know how to get the jellyfish it's just the fucking wisps keep getting in the way but thanks for the rest though

Stop shilling your obscure chinese loli game.

>idola deus
>boast creation power that can creat gods
>promise salvation to humans
Is Keiki the Antichrist?

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Touhou is the most popular franchise in the world.

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>open Extra replay
>stage begins with the character immediately canceling a powerup she pulled out of her ass
>rest of the replay is just the character constantly running into bullets with infinite lives
Thanks, ZUN.

Just play as Youmu.

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Absolutely

>buy a touhou game
just play on pc for free you absolute sperg

>sony censors Reimu's newfound butt

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Well her last spell is "Idola Diabolus" so

>you will never receive intercrural from a touhou
JUST

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>fucking choked on stage 4
GODDAMNIT

no

I'll fap to touhou tho

>hitbox made bigger and placed over her butt

ganbatte user

wasnt it more of an actual board game than gacha? Havent really kept with the game

This is a christian touhou.

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So if you collect all of these in one run what happens?

>tfw bright suns on top of purple bullets on top of red bullets on red backgrounds with red shots
It almost feel intentional

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Keiki is the Demiurge (Yaldabaoth).

...

no ho

This one too.

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dunno what does it have to do with Yea Forums

I'm a retard that's what.

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>lose 3 saved up bombs by getting killed by kutakas nonspell
FUCK

Clown

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when did gnosticism become this mainstream
hope God cleanses this nightmare

Was raimi consulted on this?

Atleast DoujinStyle is still far far better than being forced to use fucking discords to download shit.

All of you in this thread need to go back.

You have more lives and bombs I guess

2 extra lives

and you need to dilate, tranny

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>my fucking game crashed when I got to Mayumi
I had 0 lives anyway

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gnosticism has been mainstream since Jesus came

I forgive you

Go back and die faggot

It is painfully obvious that you do not belong here. But that is okay! There is a positive solution. Rather than trying to fit in, you should strongly consider going to a site more suitable for posters like you, such as Reddit, Tumblr, or maybe even Gaia! You have plenty of options. You will be happy, and we will be happy. Best of luck, but don't come back. Bye!

No

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I got carpal tunnel syndrome because of 2hu. Don't even try

REIMU IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
REIMU IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN
REIMU IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS REIMU IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
REIMU IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
STEVEFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
REIMU WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
MODS = NIGGERS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK STEVE NIGGERS
REIMU IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST KILL YOURSELF OP
SHE IS IN
BUY TOUHOUS

god damned /jp/sies, destroying amazing discussion on Yea Forums, why can't they just go back man Yea Forums is such a great place without them

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>
Mods are bias scroll to the bottom

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is this supposed to be an insult to americans? I thought zun and moot were friends.

Based.

Imagine being so anal-blasted by Touhou that you start spamming the thread with gibberish just to get banned and accomplish absolutely nothing.

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cute hobo butt

Why is she sitting like that?

I want to anal-blast mokou

maybe her butt hurts

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CUMSKULL THREAD

JOIN MY FUCKING DISCORD YOU NIGGERS
I HATE NIGGERS KIKES SAND NIGGERS AND GOOKS ALSO FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES
LETS KILL SOME NIGGERS IN SMASH BROS
FUCK THE MODS
MODS = FAGS
GOOKMOOT NEEDS TO BE HUNG FROM A TREE
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS AND STEVE NIGGERS
discord.gg/fABFX7F

thick pixels

Do you guys know if Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red comics are canon? They weren't written by ZUN and they seem like fanfiction desu.

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my wife Reimu is beautiful

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Tengu fake news are fanfiction, yes

Fanworks aren't canon, so no.

I meant the short little comics, not Aya's articles.

alright

Your wife is a whore for money

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>Your flashing technique was super effective on Reimu.

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everything is canon in 2hu though

how can anyone even fap to this
she looks a radiated mutant

everything written by ZUN is

Is it possible to impregnate a fairy?

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Why is this so fucking hot?

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Better yet, they need your seed for nourishment.

>FS concluded
>WaHH concluded
>VFiS concludes in september
damn

sex with cute fairies every day!

I don't know. The dick wants what it wants.

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The faries manga has already concluded twice before this
It generally coincided with some shift in the story happening, like last time when they got a new house

The game is about dodging the bullets user, not eating them.

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Anyone up for some PoFV?

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Is it
>Too hoe
>Toe hoo
>Toe oh
>Too how
>Toe how

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Toe hoe

Toe hoe

it's とうほう

translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=ja&tl=ja&text=東方
Press the speaker button

Tow Ho

Toe Hoe

2hu

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Damn that's nostalgic

>enter Touhou thread
>download 2hus
>leave

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Mayumi best newhu

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host it

Too whore

Quick! Post your favorite touhou cookie otomad!
youtube.com/watch?v=r2RMm6ptgG8

toooooo
hooooo
not too hoo

Top cute/10

youtu.be/-4zA3_oqZ54

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youtube.com/watch?v=dPKZ6WxxJsg

youtu.be/4hfLTMjM2cQ

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>cookie

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imagine the smell of those pantyhose clad feet

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Dancers a cute!

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>move to intercept animal spirit
>spirit shakes violently and moves slowly as you approach, throwing off your timing and positioning

EAT

SHIT

I would, but I can't.

Hey, just asking, how do I get into Touhou? Everyone says "omg it's so good you don't even know", and I've probably seen more of Reimu, Cirno, and the rest of the gang than any other thing on this website, and I've busted more nuts to all of them than I'd like to admit. But like, the game just seems really fuckin' simple and I just can't ever get into the game or the characters that much.

Do I have to watch an anime or something to get it or like read the manga or something? I really want to enjoy it but I just can't ever seem to.

If you want an easier game to get into, there are the fighting games which are numbered .5

join up then
94.172.191.5:10800

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Oh yeah those legendary videogame discussions on Yea Forums

No bully animal goasts

I do though.

Peso's new doujin is gonna be fuuuun

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It's not easy to get into Touhou. There is no anime and the mangas alone don't really help you. Here's a guide if you want to really get into it

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it's been on panda for days already

Yeesh, that's a big list. Thanks man.

>Everyone says "omg it's so good you don't even know"
yeah sure

>he doesn't focus exclusively on reimu's tummy instead

No one cares about autistic shit like this just pick a game and play it. Half of the mangos suck anyway and aren't worth reading.

Nice fucking thread. Real nice, guys.

Thanks bro

>2018
where did you get this list? it's very recent

we're not dead yet!

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Do I have to kiss the holy foreskin after I pray to it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

It just hit me that tank tops on girls are pretty rare in media. Ripley from aliens, womb raider from tomb raider are the only ones that come to mind immediately

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>guys
we're not your guys you nigger

go actually look at the art used in the games so you can see just how fucking unerotic it actually is
i'd post it but i'm imagebanned for spamming bad threads eith yowesephth art

SMELLY NEET PUSSY

artist?

He fucking asked so I'll assume he cares.
iirc some user on Yea Forums

Fucking Touhou! Piece of shit! Anyway, thanks for the ecchi.

It's what I live for

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come on now
exhentai.org/g/599125/0f7e0335e8/

Thanks for the games. What a workout.

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Yeah, if you're a faggot with shit taste

you too

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Is hater dead?

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I think this movie is the reason I love seeing girls wearing just a small tank top and panties.

what the fuck are these cables? Is the monitor a usb hub with a VGA plug on the vesa mount or some shit? What the hell is that plugged into the pc? The only cables I recognize here are the ethernet cable and power cable and usb for what appears to be the keyboard. The mouse is either wireless or looped in front/over the keyboard, and she's using it in FRONT of the keyboard. This image hurts me.

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Play the porn games first

I never thought about it but you're entirely correct.

Good, one less shit artist around

>hater
HARD. BOILED. ABORTIONS.

I bet you're a spacejin fag

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I want those toes in my mouth

The new game OST is so good lads. I haven't had so much fun listening to 2hu in years

I'm feeling it

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If he's dead, what does that make Shan?

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What is touhou even about?

music

i wanna lick reimu's navel

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manga

>download the patch from the zun forum
>says it's missing a .dll file and control input for touhou 17
Anyone wanna help out an idiot?

Ensuring the continued existence and relative peace of a fantasy world so all the monsters and gods don't evaporate

lolis beating the shit out of each other for shit and giggles

God I hope this artist makes another Touhou doujin in the future

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genociding demons and getting shitfaced

Inb4 he becomes a gachashit artist.

Local angry miko shooting everyone to death before asking questions, then having a tea party with them.

>haven't played a touhou game in like 8 years but distinctly remember being able to beat IN on lunatic
>download it and boot the game
>can only get as far stage 4 before having to use continues to beat marisa
>on fucking normal
this game was a lot easier when i was 17

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Why would her victims want to have a tea party with the psycho who beat them up for no reason?

gotta practice my dude, you'll get there

Why are these girls always getting fucked by dark ugly peasants?

>Next 2hu game has Rinnosuke going nuclear and unleashing his powerlevel
what would his spellcard gimmick be?

hime hime..

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Summoning waves of Mimaposts

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because you have shit taste in 2hus

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What are they looking at?

for

>mac

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satania fuck off. Dont you have another /g/ thread to make

yukari is flat

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Aya is the superior bird girl, Okuu is shit and from Hell so she automatically sucks

what about all the birds?

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>aya
who?

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post favorite 2hu eurobeat songs

youtube.com/watch?v=MJzeX4ThvTM

You know, Aya? Reimu's girlfriend? Looks up skirts for fun?

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No!

How do these threads always get 400+ replies garunteed?

youtube.com/watch?v=c15mRZqIkp8

Touhoufags are the oldest fags on Yea Forums

>he doesn't know

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Go back

are you lost?
reddit.com/

>moot
I know Zun, but who is moot?

yukarin is so old that her tits got huge!

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moot is that guy who sold his soul to Google

2hu is eternal and attracts faggots both old and new

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Which of the three sages is the best?

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this one

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Reimu's gf is Yukari, though?

Anons there's a cat youkai with a wheelbarrow outside my shop that's insisting on being let inside so she can do "waste disposal," should I be concerned right now?

I WANT TO LICK REIMU'S NAVEL

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The one with gap

where do you live? call a nearby youkai buster

youtube.com/watch?v=crQxy_o-jSk

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No, let her pick up that corpse that you keep in your fridge before the cops get you

youtube.com/watch?v=iTCrAnEi-C8

CHINA GAL WON'T YOU TAKE ME WHERE YOU GO

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That's Reimu's aunt.

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YESSSSSSSSSSS

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every single gnostic text has been written after the canonical gospels
it's probably just pagan mystery religion mixed in with christianity

Meiling pls save Hong Kong from mr.Winnie

youtube.com/watch?v=GbwHqiG8cj8

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sort of unrelated, but is my gmod vid based or kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=bUUPmFbUhWw
y

Where can I get Touhou? Moriya Shrine is gone.

>moriya shrine is gone
moriyashrine.org/
You haven't played touhou for quite some time it seems, they've moved onto this website

no, it's not
also there is always nyaa

There's a link to the latest game in this very thread and the older games can be grabbed from nyaa.

it's not

Yuuka Kazami is my wife.

IF you're going to download an official game from Moriya Shrine be sure to delete score.dat before playing the game. You will thank me later.

incorrect!

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Wat gaems dis?

boobhu: the beboobening

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How much does youkai removal cost?

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it depends on the size

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what have you done to my birb

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Never!

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excuse me but that's my wife you're talking about

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cute! CUTE!

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Cirno is so cute and cool, best fairy!

Bro that is literally Satori's wife.

Why do I keep seeing memes of Youmu with MGR quotes now?

youtube.com/watch?v=LoMuP7o_CyY

who's the new cutehu after aun?

>cute and cool
These are not the right words

have we gotten any touhous linked to western religions? no right?

How does one manage to convince Patchy to dress for going outside?

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We just got 2hu related to Western cowboys, does that count as a religion?

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Nice try, Satori

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Hecatia is Greek mythology if that counts

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she might be in love

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Is the latest 2hu game in English yet?

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yes

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She is now a Boorb.

god i want to sniff a girls armpit so badly bros. its so hard to look at threads like these because while armpitpussy does get me aroused it also intensifies this urge that i know i will never get a chance to satisfy

just go to r/gaming you stupid fucking fagbrain.

Sariel in the old Touhou as a fallen angel (apparently) and the Vampires (a cheap, broken, variant that is only vulnerable to sunlight).
It would be interesting to see saints or angels (not fallen or corrupted ones) in the setting.

youtube.com/watch?v=IMHubGTOQWs

>cheap, broken, variant that is only vulnerable to sunlight
nigga what's cheap and broken about'm
vampires are fucking monsters, they should be scary and OP as hell even if they're noodle armed girls wearing funny hats

strange lack of Sakuya ITT

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>Game's sole appeal is its waifus
I love waifus, but I would rather spend my time in things that actually have gameplay AND waifus

t. retard who's never actually played it

Come back when you get your first UFO Lunatic 1cc.

This is not the senran thread user.

shoo shoo fag

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Despite what some people may suggest, there is no waifu material in this series.

Reading the Negronomicon right now so I can send an army of street thughs to your house so they can steal your shit.

This guy is nuts. How come no one knows he exists?

I still have no idea what cookie is about but the videos have the spirit of the old internet so I like them.
youtube.com/watch?v=pmcvRQdIn-Y

What is the point of making lingerie a part of the standard maid uniform?

>waifuS

Please die.

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VA memes from the same kind of people that started early 2hu stuff.

is this the yukkuri abuse thread?

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>Gets pozzed in the neck
>Gains superpowers
Eh, those are just modern vampires that are the desire of degenerates (being a sexy predator instead of an ugly prey). Originally,vampires were powerful but could be taken on by muggles who knew the rules.
To be fair they the Scarlets are consistent with Touhou since being broken is pretty common in that universe.

>Originally,vampires were powerful but could be taken on by muggles who knew the rules.
t. never read Bram Stoker's Dracula

She finally let it rip in the new game.

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we had a good thread, see you soon anons

Maybe

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Sariel is an angel

Sariel is an archangel and the SDM crew are explicitly stated to be from France or thereabouts. Except Meiling.