Who else is drunk rn

>tfw 22
>Never been drunk
>Never been high
>Once smoked one cigarette and it tasted like shit
Feels good having a body clean of substances. Now if only I could find the motivation to stop being a fat fuck.

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BOOOOOOOOOOZE

meowdy

All habits are disgusting, fuck off nerd.

>boiling pizza
I wish I was drunk right now.

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Meowdy there, pardner

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>23
>smoke a pack a day
>drink nearly every night
>smoke tons of weed
>work for the government making 80k a year as a network admin
>80% of my job is spent playing vidya

Sucks for you brah

It's 5AM. I've got shit to do. Probably a beer and Samsho later in the evening though.

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what a boring man

You should probably cut back on the shitposting then.

meowdy

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Your body is already full of poison from your diet you obese faggot

*purrdner

based and snorepilled

you know when your tummy is rumbling and your throat is burning but you really dont wanna barf, playing that game right now

I LOST EVERYTHING I LOVED, THE ONLY PEACE OF MIND I GET IS WHEN I'M EATING AND THE HORRORS RETURN WHENEVER I STOP STUFFING MY FUCKING FACE, I CAN'T HELP IT

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nigger

>talk shit about people drinking and smoking while having problems on your own with eating

Good for you. I'm 32, and you're literally me minus 10 years. Never been drunk or high either, never even tried a cig. My recommendation: get that fat shit under lock down now and you'll be golden. Outlive all your junkie peers who have confidence and self-worth issues, that can't stop themselves from giving in to peer pressure. Be not just the better man, be the best man.

Same but my 9-5 is finding a 9-5.

Might be time to end the suffering, user. Be sure to try a joint and a few shots first

You have no right bragging about a lack of substances when you're too weak willed to just stop eating.

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Fuck off retard

I'm drunk and sad
drunk and very sad
drinking while watching dota TI9 group stages and listening to emo music

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Are you the best man? I've not heard of you.

Cheapest vodka Slovenia can produce flowing through my veins, and with the taxes my country charges I could have hired a cheap hooker and had less of a bad taste in my mouth.

I was cleaning out my grandpa's house since he died yesterday and found a stash of old ass whiskey and now I'm drunk posting on vee.

Also have like 600 xanax he never used. Should I save these or just sell them to some truckstop urchin?

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>be 25
>brain fried from hallucinogens
>job is no longer exhausting
>everything looks better
>fiddle with games and instruments
>wait for time to pass
I'm not happy, I'm content though

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Nope that's why I'm giving him advice from a potential future self. He's still young enough to really change and have it mean something. It's too late for me already. My body is destroyed from obesity. It's disgusting. Skin is stretched to fuck and back, stretch marks all over, muscles atrophied to nothingness too. He is at an age he can fix himself to perfection and walk away unscathed. Unless he's a literal landwhale at 300lb or something.

You wouldn't be sad if you weren't an alcoholic. Work on yourself instead of making it worse.

Sell it. Xanax is fucking stupid

I'm not an alcoholic!
this is the first time I've been drinking for maybe over a month now
but i should work on myself you're right

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Flog it off. Even if you take bad rates on it you'll good cash and then be able to use that to make yourself happier than 600 pills of that crap would.

Thats not true. I drink every day and im quite happy.

I used to buy Vodka 9 dollars for a gallon

I'd drink a gallon every 2 or 3 days. I did this for over a year.

I cannot stand vodka anymore

>25
>tried weed, didnt like it
>tried lsd, didnt like it
>in reasonable shape
>have an appalling drinking habit
i can stop anytime i want i fucken swear.

>dont drink
>dont smoke
>dont do drugs
>perfect weight
>body is still crumbling

fuck this

Sounds good. Now to find some dumbass to shovel these off to

>Unless he's a literal landwhale at 300lb or something
I'm a 1.70m (5'7) midget and weigh like 85kg (or 187lb for the amerifaggots). I was never really that skinny but only recently I got really fat due to depression, but even as a kid with a normal body I still had gynecomastia and that shit doesn't go away with exercise, unless I get absolutely ripped and even then, the disgusting huge girl-like nipples never go away unless you pay out the ass for an operation. I've always hated myself for that, I fear it's already too late for me, user.

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Even too much of an average thing becomes intolerable over time. I had to shift from cheap tequila because any time I drank fruit juice all I tasted was the vomit from the day after in the sourness of the fruit acid.

I bet you jerk off 5 times a day

I'm 6'5 240

I used to be 285

Keto brah, lost 40 lbs in a month

then eat healthier food and exercise

Honestly? Grindr.

>straight edges are obese fucks who are mentally broken but think they are better hahaha the absolute state of straight edges
Makes ya think

>j-just eat healthier and exercise, bro! also remember to shower every day and don't forget 2 just b urself :)
I can always count on Yea Forums to come up with the best advice.

>23
>80k
Surefag no one believes u

As long as you don't kill yourself with your vices you are fine.
Drink sometimes, smoke sometimes, do drugs and be a human being.
Exercise and eat right, also eat like complete shit sometimes because bad food usually tastes the best.

I can't believe there are people wasting their time on this imageboard who are actively trying to avoid vices like you will immediately fall into poor health and addiction if you enjoy something from time to time.

What have you really got to live for if not for life?

>downers are bad
>uppers are good
Xanax, like all other benzodiazepines, have a use and some people have a medical need to take them. Disregarding that, some people like downers and other people like uppers. Don't drug shame.

>I'm a 1.70m (5'7) midget and weigh like 85kg (or 187lb for the amerifaggots)
That's fucking nothing user. You are still well within the range where you can easily turn that around with no permanent markings to prove you were a fatty like I was. Stop blubbering like a bitch, take that same pride you feel about never trying these shitty meme substances and apply it to being healthier. Water fast for a few days a week, eat smaller meals, go for walks. When the fat melts off, start lifting weights and eating lots of protein. Avoid carbs like the devil.

Please user, let me live vicariously through your youth, help me undo my failures by taking my advice and actually fixing yourself. You don't want to end up where I am 10 years from now, you really don't. I too was 185lbs when I was your age, and now look at me. Fat blob with the scars that will never go away, to prove it. Please learn from my mistakes and live a better life.

>dumb anime neet gets arrested for selling Xanax
Would be really funny actually

Imma let you in on a secret

If you get a government clearance you can make stupid money doing very little

Shovel them off onto me dog.

>smoke
>drink
>wont say no to any substance offered
>eat like a pig
>sometimes get really drunk alone just to shitpost and listen to music while chainsmoking

Was it kino?

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Also 6'5 but about 235. Does that shit really work?

only 5?

That is the best advice, c’mon now.

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t. stinky brainlet who showers twice a month and eats junk food every day and expects to not feel like shit

>sticking to your rp
Wew lad

nice avatar use

Literally me

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If you're a former athlete like me (6'4" 245), you'll be absolutely miserable and will feel like shit. Just fucking eat less and do more cardio.

A persons body builds up tolerance to xanax fast and any doctor not getting kickbacks by the manufacturers would prescribe a similar medication a that doesn't require upping and redosing, but instead say "take this, come back in x time and we'll talk about how it's working for you". So I will shame xanax because it was a scam by pill pushing pharma companies who bribed doctors.

Meowdy

Just b yourself.

>Avoid carbs like the devil
user c'mon man, don't do this to me man

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Ur still a digusting fat fuck lmao

If you're taking xanax every day or need a refill every one, two, or even three months then you don't need a refill you need rehab or you have a terrible affliction and there ain't fuck all else they can give you before they slice your brain in half. Like I said, there are medical needs for the prescription. Just because you like uppers, doesn't mean you have any moral or intellectual high ground.

Words to live by. Thank you user.

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>there are medical needs for the prescription
I've never seen one and neither have any of the doctors I've talked to. Maybe it's because they're on someones payroll, maybe it's because I don't live in a country where doctors can take payments without public disclosure. Who knows. But stop the ad hominem.

Save them to give to chicks in their drinks

???

Profit

>ad hominem
You're gonna have to point out where I called you a nasty name that hurt your feelings.

I'd seriously buy it off of you.

right here

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Thought so.

First 5 days you'll feel like booty, after that you'll feel great

Lol, I'm series brah, besides 80k isnt shit where I live (denver)

This user gets it. This world is kinda fucked up anyway, you should try to enjoy the ride sometimes.

I've got more if you'd like to see my full citation list.