Tank can be a cute girl

>I only like the literal man, the grandma, and the asexual scarecrow beep boop.
(You).

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Zarya is only even kind of okay in fan art, which doesn't count. Her tits don't offset that awful facial bone structure that most male Hollywood leading actors would kill for.

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I wouldn't expect some peasants understand my superior, patrician taste anyway. Keep seething.

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>that closeup on the left
Channing Tatum?

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I only found out last week that this game has male characters. Never played it but I know the names from porn

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>Tracer anywhere but shit
>Mei that high

Also, I never noticed how the all the girls have one of two faces: diamond or fat glob. Shit, Mercy and that blonde cowboy look like they're the same person. Shit game.

Yeah, people don't bother understanding crystal clear examples of contrarianism espoused for contrarianism's sake. Try harder.

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IM THE WINNER
GOT A HOT HAND

Funny enough, Western Whitemane is a reskin of Widowmaker's model, not Mercy's, but I feel you.

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They should do it more. It's the same way in Etrian Odyssey.

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Now she's a tank! I really want to lick her fat crotch.

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>someone doesn't like generic shit that I like
>he must be a cantrarian
yikes

I love my wife Ashe!

>>fat nerd girl so high
>>Mei that high
We hating on Mei now? Are these anons just gay, or are they jealous femanons with no ass and curves?

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Most correct chart of the thread

>Someone only likes the ugliest women in the cast
>They act like they have patrician taste
>Get called out on shit taste, desperately try to backpedal and resort to "E-E-EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES, user, YOU'RE JUST INTOLERANT!"
Adorably retarded.

I don't know about those anons but I want to stick my face between Mei's thighs and have her choke me to death.
I just like some of the other girls a bit more.

>>Someone only likes the ugliest women in the cast
Based retard. Do you see Tracer or May being in Waifu Material tier? No. These girls are perfect.

I want to fuck that tank

Mei is should be S tier in every list. Her ingame outfit is bad though.

I love my perfect wife Mei.

I want her to stream herself swallowing 20 of her fans.

>ywn be D.va's paypig

>considers Tracer and Mei outright ugly
>champions Moira, Zarya, and old Ana instead
The only way I could laugh harder is if you put Symmetra at Good or above too.

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You've mastered the power of moralfaggotry, I see.

I want that to be just the starter for the main event where she lets the viewers donate to decide how many people she swallows. Then it goes way out of hand.

This is why I use her Summer Game skin, since it's the closest we can get to pic related concept art.

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Nigga, we haven't discussed morals or ideals a single fucking time

Are you drunk or something?

I want to make her a pig instead.
She might have to eat everyone in an e-sports competition if someone gave her a million dollars then!

Tag?

>doesn't like cakes
>doesn't like muscular girls that will protect him
>doesn't like redheads

So this is the power... of moralfaggotry...

>Tracer anywhere but shit
She makes for alright porn even if she's got a boring overall look and personality. She doesn't turn me off but she isn't much of a turn-on either, save for hot fan art like pic related.

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Christmas cakes and Gmilfs are not the same thing. Mercy and Mei are cakes and they're both great.
Brig is muscle girl tomboy with none of the literal faggotry intrinsic to liking actual men like Zarya.
If redhead is the only thing you see when you look at Moira's bony, awkward, sexless body, then you have bigger problems than I initially realized.

crt#7703

>zarya
>bad
are you fucking disabled?

Switch Mei's and Ashe's positions and then it's all good.

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>D.Va regretting allowing the person who donates the most decide without limits as she gulps down the last guest from an otherwise completely packed venue

How can one man be so cringe and unbased? Shit opinion

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Keep on coping, seethefag. No one thinks you're normal, closetted barafag.

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Who said she would regret it? Now that her belly is as large as a stadium, it'll be hard to ignore her now!

there are dozens of us at least
how could you not want zarya to snap your fucking neck with those thighs what are you some sort of fucking faggot

Again, seething won't make you right, moralfag. Nobody give a fuck about your imperfect Zarya clone.

More or less this. Tracer's very simple but she's hot if you can mute her voice.

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uuuggh! must cum! must cum for me gamer!

- signed, the fucking penis bastard

>not wanting to dick spunky Brits

True, but now she’s gonna have to eat that much every time she gets hungry just to satiate that massive body.

How do I mute her stupid haircut and ugly face?

Pic related is the people who DO give a shit about Zarya.

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wrong
correct

chinkoids are subhuman along with poos

Fatfags should be fucking murdered.

Pronebone or doggystyle wouldn't have you seeing much face and only the back of her head.

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>You can be the tank

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That's why she would accept food donations from her fans! With how many fans she has, I'm sure that she'll never be hungry.

literal man with off model balloon tits and no fridge russian dyke body
your mental gymnastics in making this man passable as an attractive female is insane

>caring about the game's fanbase

I'm here for porn and objectively good waifus. Good thing Zarya is one of them.

clean your fucking floor tranny

Do you see man in everything? Must be hard for you. Because muscles only make women better. And that's a patrician taste, not gay

>Mercy and Mei are cakes and they're both great.
>google Mei
>she's in her early 30's without even accounting for age shenanigans with cryostasis
>Cute tiny thicc Asian scientist christmas cake is a reality
My dick wasn't ready for the revelations in this thread.

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that pic literally has testosterone shrunken bulge you delusional faggot

You are a fan of Zarya, and by extension Overwatch. You are part of her fanbase just as much as the people who say Zarya is a trans icon and a former man who became a woman.

I want to lick that person's crotch while they spread their legs and when I'm under their desk.

You probably think you're pic related, arguing that Zarya is a normal tomboy. She isn't. She's a man outright. Girls like Brigitte and Chie from Persona 4 are tomboys.

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That's not how it works buddy. Zarya is just a muscled girly girl.

The fans would be the donations, and since she’s too big to check she’d just have to assume every single person within her reach is a fan willing to offer themselves up.

>It isn't that way because I say so
Not an argument.

>She's a man outright
Source: My ass.

Source: her bone structure.

Women don't like seeing women being pummeled and hurt. Men will whiteknight

What about masochist girls

If she did that, she would outgrow Busan! She might want to eat the populations of other cities if she becomes that larger.

Lewd. But thanks

That’s all part of her plan to host the biggest stream ever and end up going global, literally.

You're welcome. Maybe I want to do that because of how the bodysuit makes your thighs look. I could describe my fantasy in more detail but I think that would be weird. Can I do that?

I’m not gonna stop you. I guess it’s a compliment?

Ooh~. Is that how it ends?

>What are some Brigitte ships other than Mekamechanic? I don't really like pairing her with bratty D.va, seems like a shitty match
It's not a bad one, and I think the art is cute.

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Tell me if this sounds like a compliment. I want to stroke your thighs while I grind my crotch against yours. I want to smother my face in your crotch as it gathers sweat from sitting in a humid room for hours so I can smell its salty scent.

Once she gets big enough it would have to end there. With every remaining person on Earth along with the planet itself slipping down her throat, the people still tuned into her stream getting to see it from a distance before her lips close around them.

I guess it being a compliment would depend on why you want to do it, I suppose. But it's kinda hot, not gonna lie.

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I would do that because I find you cute. I think that you would look cute if you were fatter, too.

Girls who are masochist aren't masochist for the hell of it. They are presenting themselves as such for attention and benefit. No social reward means they don't care

Xenoblade X has my favorite tank in any game. Nobody played it because it was a Wii U game. And admittedly, it's not as good as the other two anyway.

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>OW in 2019
Heres your Widow ass bro

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Although that does sound neat, I'm not sure how I feel about that kind of neat. I like it but where do you go from there?

I always go out of my way to make cute girl tanks in MMO's, for fun, like pic related loli kemonomimi lancer with a greatshield.

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Make her fatter.

Send off her billions of fans with a wink and a smile on camera. Then eat the moon too.

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Maybe another girl can swallow her! I want that girl to be Widowmaker, Sombra, or Mercy.

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That’s a compliment then. And I’ve gained like 10lbs since then

Can you post an image of your belly, then?

But I don't want to fuck a squidling

Fuck that, I'd have to shave and it's loose as fuck from when I used to weigh like 120lbs+ more than I do now.

Ok, T.Racer then

Mercy growing to her size to have her as a meal would be pretty hot

Why do you need to shave? You can take a picture of your belly while you're wearing the bodysuit. I think it would look cuter that way, too. Also, I think that loose bellies are really cute.

Mercy being a predator in general is neat. I imagine that she would eat D.Va to discipline her for eating Earth and the moon. She would also eat people so she can keep them safe in her stomach.

It's just leggings, unfortunately. Wouldn't mind getting the suit at some point though.

Same with Sombra and Widowmaker, although they’d probably have more evil reasons behind it.