Asalam aleikum brother, what games do you recommend for a devout muslim like myself?

Total War Medieval 2, playing as one of the Muslim kingdoms ofcourse

This can´t be real

You get to be the "god" of some shitty game called Godus that never gets released.

A black rock and a mirror

I could tell ya... But I'd have to kill ya

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ArmA 3 Iraqi Syrian Conflict mod

The Neptunia games.

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are they even allowed to play games?

Why, Team Fortress 2 of course.

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Do they really walk around barefoot? Fuck, that place must stink. Also, what’s stopping a bunch of organised fake Muslims from storming the cube? Is the entrance guarded?

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me on the left

You need to show ID in order to get into Mekka

Gwyneth Paltrow's head

Funny magic cube gives them buffs. Everybody does that before raid.

>he doesn't want a magic black cube that contains a secret room

why is the most important thing uncerimoniously placed in a corner?

>tfw you will never swirl around a cube like a toilet with your 2 billion bros

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Serious Sam

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I can't wait for the day someone blows up that cube

They clean the whole place 24/7

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Any loli h games where you can fuck an 8 years old will do.

>R e m e m b e r, as of the twin towers and spin recover above Times is a p i l o t ' s first you buzz the 42nd floor rudder into a power-off Square, s a f e t y and foremost concern.

Bomberman

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lol

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What the fuck.

And? You telling me someone who was born into the faith can’t pretend to believe it?
But still, imagine the smell of thousands of feet walking around that small area. All those unhealthy people getting tired from a short walk and starting to sweat.

>cool as fuck cube with a space rock in it
>wanting it to be destroyed

I didnt look into too much into Muslim History but wasnt Mohammed who was told by Allah to go and tell people to stop worshiping the Cube?
Then why are they still worshiping the Cube?

Dogs are Mans best friend. Muslims aren't Men.

>the space rock is full of pig cum

photos during hajj are pretty gauche

Because muslims are retarded

its not really a secret, in fact pretty empty

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It's not even a magic cube.
Just the bedroom of some neckbeard who lived there and fiddled kids a century ago or so.

Pretty pathetic to pray at something like that but that's just what muslims like to do.

same reasons americans are obsessed with their flag and bible

Because it's their first temple. According to the Koran it was built by Abraham and his son.

It was a pagan site.
Sperghammed literally adopted pagan doctrine and didn't give a shit anymore when he was basically an unquestionable walking god on earth in his old age before he suffered agonizing pain for three years from poison and died like a bitch.

The cleaning process isn't as simple as you think.

try REDEEMER you look like the king of guy who'd like it

This the stone itself.

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Not sure if they have similar options at mecca itself, but it's pretty common to wash your feet before praying. If they wouldn't care about hygiene the place could be pretty hazardous after a while

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whats the point of this?

Is it a deep enough clean to mask the smell of thousands of brown feet?

What's the point of any temple?

Angry Birds

Supposedly it houses a stone from paradise.

It really does resemble a vagina

never forget

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i mean Shinto temples are pretty based, and Buddhist temples are just people trying to find enlightenment. catholic (or christian, cant remember) churches are pretty fun with the singing. mosques and this cube are just so angry feeling.

it won't be angry anymore when you're converted into a muslim or into ash

religion is so fucking stupid holy shit

>feetfags

Do Muslisms have Priests? I never heard of one, Like how Catholics have Priests, Judaism have Rabbis, What do Muslims have?

Islam would be really cool if it wasn't so shit. Guess you could say the same about any religion though, to some degree.
*tips*

imams u dummy

>a century ago

statistically there has to be gays there that see him. imagine precumming in your most holiest place

imams, but they aren't like holy men, they just have degrees

They have imams. Bootleg rabbis or priests if you ask me.

هايبير دامينشان نيبتيونيا

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I agree.
This is why all movie theatres, tech company HQs, and amusement parks need to be dismantled. Temples are for weaklings, and the religion of neoliberal consumerism is the foulest of all faiths.

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