Everyone is dead

No, dimitri tells everyone to fuck off and he's going empire regardless of whether he has an army behind him or has to go alone.

This game is proof that most of Yea Forums is lying when they say want a tomboy gf.

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She is just an old woman in a sea of fresh prime time vagina. Also kind of a cunt

Cringe and bluepilled

Tomboys are just a meme, no one actually likes them.

Thank you

Why didn't Blyleth just Divine Pulse again to a point in time earlier? I had at least 5 charges left at the end of the level this is fucking bullshit if you're gonna make Jeralt go down at least don't make it so goddamn pathetic

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Most of Yea Forums married mommies.

So whats the explanation behind Jeralt not aging

>play Hitlergards route
>get 0 as in Zero holy relics
>play Blue Lions route
>get Catherine with her unga bunga sword
>Sylvain gets his spear
>Ingrid gets her spear
>Felix gets his shield

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reminder that Lionchads are the canon route

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50cc of immortal dragon mommy milkies

>needing more OP shit in a game that doesn’t have lunatic

It literally is called Fire Emblem in the Japanese and Spanish versions, probably a few others
Treehouse predictably fucked up

>treehouse
Retard

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Like father like son

Still feels weird to be ruled by dragon chads

So I randomly watched a video of a final boss for this and it was mc and girl fighting a dragon and the dragon was pissed and kept crying about (her?) mom getting killed and then the dragon got killed too

Explain to me the context because I thought it looked dumb as af.

No

It's complicated

>finish mission
>spend the next 30 minutes listen to retards talking 1 on 1
At least Felix told Ingrid to have sex

The dragon is your daughter and also kinda your mom. She pissed because you cucked her for the girl who is a reincarnation of the guy who killed past you (who was also a dragon).

>talks about tomboys
>pic related is not Leonie

Leoniefags are cucks so he's a man of taste.

t. dragon jesus

>Edelgard marries Ferdinand
>Leonie only ever loves Jeralt
>Ingrid will always think Glenn was better than you
Why did all three houses have to have a cuck option?

It's the dumbest route designed to filter people who like shitty waifus, people who mash A through text, and people who take lies at face value from anyone who says they are a fellow atheist.

Holy hell I hate anime

You forgot:
>Hubert will always be more loyal to Edelgard than you
>Cyril will always want mommy milkies more than yours

>>>/facebook/

If any route is canon, it's Church.

Turns out I would totally fuck Napoleon Bonaparte if he was a cute anime girl.
Huh.

haha nuFE fags BTFO'd

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>S support with Cyril is literally tricking a dumb hick child into thinking that he will literally die if he goes too far away from you
What were they thinking

What if we could play online between people

>he didn't already want to fuck female Napoleon

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>Hard/Classic chads with soulful team comps get dabbed on by autistic Normal/Casualfags with full level 99 teams and S+ in every skill

So I only played blue lions route and none of the seteth, flayn and Byleth relationship was properly explained. Do I need to play the other routes to learn all this shit or what?

The Seteth and Flayn relationship is pretty fucking easy to guess but if you want to know Byleth's deal, play the church route.

It was usually doable in Fates online as a no DLC Conquestfag, though generally it was a rush to the throne they could do something similar.

GD is about lore
BL is about characters
BE is about lies and NTR
Church is about mommy's milkies

Which one is church route?

BE and don't side with Edelgard

Why is byleth so weak, shouldnt he be like a walking canon.
I mean he's got a diety inside him.
Shouldnt he literally kill everything that moves without even fighting.

Jesus

fucking assfaggot retard doesn't know the definition of tomboy and wouldn't recognize them even if they fell on top of him

Consider

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>t. mad that Catherine would fucking destroy his shitty ass waifu in single combat

who's the anal queen

>have byleth as his special unique class to see what the mastery skill is
>he's decent, no Dimitri but still good
>finally unlock the mastery skill
>it's garbage
>disgusted, turn him into a holy knight for the last two chapters
>becomes the shittiest and most useless member of my team, bar none
I thought making the 1-2 range weapons shit in Fates was a surprising change, but the madmen finally made cavalry classes bad

Flayn is going through dragon puberty and is desperate to have all her holes filled constantly, but she keeps getting pussyblocked by her boomer dad

Jesus christ I'm fucking retarded, just noticed this aswell

Leoniecuck

>Dimitri lives
>Claude lives
>Rhea steps down
>Edelgard dies
>Slitherniggers get btfo without Dimitri even knowing
Does BL have the best ending?

Based Dimitri

I wish I did BL first, I had his crazy reveal ruined
By far the best route

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The cutscene before retaking Fhirdiad was the fucking best.
>Edelgard's imperial goons and Cornelia spend 5 years trying to break the spirit of the Faerghus people and make them subservient to the Empire, hunting down anyone that won't submit
>when Dimitri returns, the Imperial army can't mobilize because all the commoners of Fhirdiad rally and start rioting and attacking them and cheer for Dimitri's return

It really doesn't. I'm almost done with my second playthrough and the maps were almost all the same as my first one.

Gonna try Blue Lions next and see if that's more different but I doubt it.

Catherine's supports aren't really romantic though, it feels like NTR. She literally starts imagining the Big Sensei Cock whenever she fantasizes fucking Rhea and then gives up on Rhea and marries Byleth.

tfw no kronya revenge milkies

She literally abandons Rhea to be with Byleth.

My final boss was a cranky old grandpa with insane stats.

Who cares about other non-canon evil path routes?

Shamir and Catherine were my first picks desu

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Bernie...

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That's what I mean. You essentially mindbreak Catherine. I don't mean you get NTRed, I mean you are the one doing it.

>humans fucked up the world and murdered dragons
>dragon's mom fixed the world
>humans caused MORE problems and murdered MORE dragons
>dragon decides to rule humans because they keep doing stupid shit
>crazy bitch girl whines that humans dindu nuffin and that the dragons are evil so the conqueres everyone and forces them to submit to her country and then kills the dragon

>her dad tries to make her into the perfect waifu
>traumatizes her and turns her into shut in
>tfw his plan worked

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>chapter 8 mission
>got it all set up in my mind
>rushing not lorenz with my raid boss self insert and nuke loli while my archers and mobile units protect villagers
>this npc i have no agency in decides to block me off to do 0 x 2 damage
jeralt your crew is fucking terrible

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Wait, really? One of my biggest problems with her was how she was mostly depicted like a mindless church drone with a nuke as a sword. I guess I'll have to S her in one run.

>not lorenz
i meant tomas whoops

Why GD is so great?

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>Everyone is dead

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The game will literally tell you when a choice actually impacts the story.

BURNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OFF OF THE BALLISTA??

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>default choice isnt canon

riiiiight

THE BOAR

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I want to diverge her legs, if you know what I mean.