Hey user, how about you come to my house and we play some Halo or L4D co-op together? I'll order pizza for us

really conceded of you to say something like that. is your ass even fat?

God I wish that was me

I wish I had a cool black friend to play vidya with

Conceited*

Yeah, it is. And yeah, I'm a male.

>Yeah, it is
Ok you might be justified being legitimately concerned.
The fact that black guys want to fuck white twinks is a myth, unless you have a fat ass.
If you've got a fat ass most black guys will zone in on you.

>"No problem bro, I'll bring some drinks to cool while we play; you can just keep whatever's left over for next time when I head home. Make sure you get Pepperoni and Bacon, you know that's my shit!"

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Sure, is your sister Lashawndra going to join us as well?

Based gigachad.

>"You mind having a 3rd player haha? We could play squads. I'll bring my own controller. "

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Is he wearing airpods or some airpod equivalent?

Sorry, I am not a fan of shooters. Maybe we could play some other game instead?

>not one deathgrips quote

I wish I had friends to play video games with.

How about you fuck off you nigger jew

I was thinking about it, but couldn't find one that fit.

i'm fucking starved for fucking l4d, motherfucker. i am down.

>had a friend who i talk to on occasion
>suddenly invites almost like this
>For the hell of it kinda went along with it but a friend tagged along
>The first few hours was just games and occasional silence
>Something was clearly up
>Call him out on it
>He starts sobbing and crying.

We always know him as one of those tough dudes. Kinda dudes that don't take shit, but that time we found out his mother passed away and requested specifically beforehand not to allow him to the funeral.

Apparently he had it in his head that he'd make things right with his mom eventually but it was too late.

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Forgot webm related

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>"Absolutely, as long as OP is cool with it - it's his house, after all. Speaking of which, we might need to get a little more pizza, so I'll chip in for a third. I can pick it all up at once and just pay there, so OP can just pay me back later. Large, right?"

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Shit, ill get 2 pizzas, pepperoni and bacon and BBQ chicken
Yeah we can do 4 player splitscreen or LAN
I got rocket league, is that good?

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sure thing mah nigga

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Fuck I miss splitscreen

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Wow, what did he do? Did he ever go into detail?

Should I bring my Switch? We can play Smash and Mario Kart

my door was locked and i didn't hear any glass shatter thus it's a demon that must be shot

The usual shit, drugs and prison.

you look like Death grips

>Hey guys, I brought over my copy of the Jak and Daxter collection
>Let's take turns whenever a death occurs.

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you ain't dante and that ain't no ebony or ivory on ya hip, nigga. if a nigga wanna link up, why not see what's good? you might just enjoy it, no cap

>being a bottom
I'd ravage his fatass any day.

Sure user, but do you have spare controllers?

why are all of you so fucking gay?

>tfw no big black bear bf

Based. Power bottoms are elder god tier

No. but I have these, will that do?

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Especially muscle bears like op's pic and the one on my gif. I'd breed their fatass everyday.

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Gay rp is the soul of Yea Forums

Alright, bro. What are you gonna' play for us on the way there?

This. Early Yea Forums was always at the very least ironically gay. Going back to Video game protagonists like Big Boss and even Yea Forums‘s old “gar” meme

fuck yeah user, would you wanna do gears 2 horde mode at some point? but i call dizzy!