It says here on this holy scripture that you do not play a Paladin in every game possible. Care to explain, heathen?
It says here on this holy scripture that you do not play a Paladin in every game possible. Care to explain, heathen?
Hudson Butler
James Carter
magic is for pussies, warrior has no time for magic, they only rip and tear
Liam Wood
gimped meat shield with babby healing
shitty lawful dialogue options
Luis Phillips
Because they're either always crap or glorified healing bitches in metal dresses. I'm still waiting for a game that lets you play as an ass kicking holy avenger burning evil doers to death with holy fire.
Connor Ward
Brother, I do not wish to question the Holy Scriptures, which are the infallible word of God, but perhaps you misinterpreted them? I do, in fact, play as a paladin whenever possible.
Christian Gray
The GM is a dick about the divine codes.
Owen Murphy
The Scarlet Crusade did nothing wrong.
Wyatt Stewart
Too busy playing Paladin's cooler brother.
Dominic Watson
It seems that this was mass printed and sent to everyone, as i too have found one in my inventory. Is it crusading time?
Jaxson Johnson
Only if God Wills It, brother.
Christian Thomas
Josiah Williams
it can't be a holy scripture if I'm on it
Benjamin Lee
Ian Garcia
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Christian Cooper
paladins are an awful an unfocused gish class that isn't conducive to the role it's supposed to represent
I'll make a devoted fighter with a magic item or two over a Paladin every time. The only appropriate fucking thing DnD got right was giving them a mount, and no fucking one ever bothered to steal that from them when making their lazy dnd ripoffs.
They're almost as bad as fucking rangers. Goddamn fucking rangers.
Jonathan Rivera
>The only appropriate fucking thing DnD got right was giving them a mount, and no fucking one ever bothered to steal that from them when making their lazy dnd ripoffs.
WoW
Aaron Russell
So, diablo 2?
Easton Murphy
So warhammer 40,000: space marine
Julian Anderson
>Not playing as alchemist in every game possible
>Not hurling explosive mixtures into your enemies and turn them into ash that you can use as an ingridient
>Not turning yourself into Ubermensch with your own buffing potions
>Not turning everything into solid gold for lulz and cash
>Not raising and leading an entire army of chemical mutants
>Not having a cure for every single debuff possible
>Not having fun
Paladins are for fags. Unironically
Aaron Parker
I prefer Neutral Good over Lawful Good. Also, I like being a full mage.
Hunter Miller
hahaha those heathens am I right haha imagine actually studying instead of praying haha
>quietly researches death magic
Matthew Jenkins
I believe you are mistaken.
Jacob Gomez
warriors are more fun in wow than paladins thou
Austin Watson
Normally I would deny such a claim as I am indeed always a paladin in every game possible.
However as a Paladin I cannot doubt the words of the holy scripture and shall humbly offer my head to the lord.
Lincoln Butler
>play a paladin in Pathfinder: Kingmaker
>turns out the enemies aren't evil
Ian Sanchez
Because based rogues don't give a shit about your god.
Money. MONEY IS MY GOD.