Candy Kong

>tmw you realize that all of the donkey kong games have an ape in them with massively large boobies and a mini skirt.

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Well, More like jean shorts, But still.

there isn't enough porn of her

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She was my first fap. I'm amazed I didn't turn out to be a furry.

Next step is tawna bandicoot

Never had a playstation growing up. Thank god.

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Never too late

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Is it just me or does the DK franchise lack females? I mean think about it. Retro's era of DK games? They only have Dixie and she only came back due to popular demand. Tiny Kong and Candy are nowhere to be seen and much less do they create a new female of any kind. The last new female for the DK franchise was Kalypso. But she's not from Retro's era.

It just feels like DK's series is a sausage fest. I mean better than Sly Cooper where there's literally only one pussy in the whole franchise. But man even Star Fox has more ladies than Donkey Kong.

For whatever reason if a female anthro is too sexual they usually don't get porn. Candy Kong is less popular than Tiny. Tawna? Less popular than Coco. And it goes on like that.

The only times I remember an intentionally sexy female being well received is Classic Lola Bunny or Krystal from Star Fox.

>Tawna? Less popular than Coco.
It's about even actually

Isn't that because furries don't like drawing monkeys and apes. They prefer rodents and felines and canines. And I guess some scalies, and even then they never choose the real ones like say crocodiles. They always go for fantasy creatures like Argonians and Dragons.

Dixie is good, so no.

But if new Crash Bandicoot games get made Tawna likely won't show up even if she's de-sexualized.

On a separate note, Tawna is honestly NOT attractive. Her body is featureless essentially and her face is just fucked up. But yeah if she doesn't have screen time she's not going to get more art.

Monkeys/apes are unpopular, as are insects generally and aquatic life to a lesser extent. By far the most popular are wolves, dogs, cats, and foxes

sorta unrelated and may be considered a shill, but is my gmod vid based or cringe

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Dixie looks like a literal monkey no different from Krusty the Clown's assistant especially since she cannot speak. She's literally an animal noise making beast. I mean even Nala from Lion King is more "anthro" than that.

I meant as far as porn, there are about as many porn images of Tawna as there are of Coco

The only Dixie art that's good is the anthro art of her having a body like re-design Tiny Kong.

On a wholly separate note, anyone else find it strange that in DK's series exists fantasy creatures like faeries, mermaids, etc but no humans? I mean we see Donkey Kong Vs Mario, but in DK's actual games humans don't exist at all. Kind of strange. And yet in Mario's games like Mario 64 we saw a literal talking monkey interacting with Mario.

Candy Kong is literally the ugliest thing ever. Like she looks like some deviantart autists fursona from the early 2000s

Relevance is a massive factor to this kind of stuff. People weren't drawing characters like Kazooie for the longest time until Banjo and her got announced for Smash. Although Coco actually did start gaining relevance before the N-Sane Trilogy was announced because one popular artist began drawing her frequently, and that's usually how Flavor of the Months start. BigDad drew Gaz a ton and suddenly there was a huge influx in Gaz. Then there was the Zero Suit Fox stuff that became popular a year or two ago. It all depends on who's drawing them, and if they're relevant to some degree. Someone like LordStevie contributed a lot to people remembering Candy Kong and drawing porn of her.

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The kongs will become humans in a few hundred thousand years

I guess. But that also means that Crash Bandicoot isn't a successful draw for porn artists. Though ironically I don't understand how Star Fox maintains interest in Krystal a character who may as well not even exist anymore.

I want Candy!

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Use emulators, play silent hill faggot.

Well Crash himself isn't because he has a goofy cartoony design that's about as far from sexual as you can get

I never really understood the Krystal worship either but I guess I just underestimate how obsessed the furry fandom is with foxes

Big shot fan artists inspires others? I suppose that's nice to see.

I have busted many a nut to minus8's Dixie Kong art.

Probably the fox thing. For example you see this image? This is Alopex from IDW TMNT a comic series exclusive character. This character somehow on her own without any exposure to any media like a a cartoon managed to score a lot of porn. Must be the love of foxes.

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Same goes for Maid Marian and any other anthro or even feral fox character you can think of

Basically the mammals. Though I cannot fault them too much. Some animals are seriously visually unappealing. Though it feels hypocritical because for example for as popular as Isabelle from Animal Crossing is? Her breed in real life is very ugly.

It's all a matter of artistic skill and taking liberties to make things work.

If this thread somehow popped up on Yea Forums? I assure you the mods would kill it. You cannot talk about furry females on Yea Forums despite all the media that they have with them (though you CAN post and talk about animal males like the homosexual bastards that Yea Forums has for mods, god I hate those Mao Mao threads so full of literal furry gay garbage).

Look on the bright side at least Candy Kong is more popular than Minnie Mouse. I don't understand how Minnie has a fanbase. She looks like Mickey but with feminine eyelashes.

Yeah there are plenty of ugly things like sharks and bugs and whatnot that artists can make attractive with a little artistic license and creativity

A character's personality is also largely a factor when it comes to personality. Coco had more of a defined character as the younger sister who was a bit snarky but loved her brother and was also really smart. Rouge the Bat is a sultry, sexy character that takes what she wants. Krystal has an accent, so that makes her unique, and she's also one of the very few leading female characters in Star Fox (even if she wasn't originally from that game, but I digress). Tawna was a character that existed for pretty much a single game and was replaced with Coco in all future games, and she didn't start gaining relevance until the N-Sane Trilogy reintroduced her, and the Trophy Girls/Nitro Squad are the same now because of CTR Nitro-Fueled. They were put directly into the spotlight and got a lot of attention from artists, so they got a bunch of new content.

Alopex was also a major waifu for Yea Forums for awhile, and that no doubt contributed a lot to the content that she ended up receiving. With someone like Maid Marian, it's quite easy to see why she would be popular by default, considering that Disney's Robin Hood was no doubt a large part of a lot of kids lives growing up, and how most people realized that they had an affinity for anthropomorphic animals. Minerva Mink is the same way, although I wouldn't say that she's as popular as the duo of Krystal and Renamon.

They honestly do. Popular artists with big followings can contribute a lot to others that way, which is why so many people commission their own OCs from them to try and somehow gain relevance themselves. Personally, I think it should be used as a way to bring more obscure things to light, like obscure manga, cartoons/anime, video games, etc.

What's ironic is the fact that the Global Rule got changed awhile back to only delete porn on sight, and that on-topic stuff furry is allowed. But of course they'd throw a huge shitfit until whatever it was got deleted.

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revolt
it's like people around here forgot how to get shit done
that's it unless the newfags don't follow along

Sonic characters in general run counter to the idea that characters need to be visually sexy to be porn phenomenons, they're all basically stick figures with gigantic wobbly orbs for heads

It's more about whether or not if you can exaggerate a character's design to the point that you can make them sexually appealing, which is why the thicc meme became so popular. Isabelle from Animal Crossing is most definitely a victim of that. Most people prefer off-model to on-model.

Yeah it's more about the idea of the character than it is their original design, which I'm honestly okay with. Same thing happened with Toriel and Hornet

OH BANANA

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uh, why are these posts deleted?

No matter how hard I try I can't find the DK girls attractive

Calling mods of any board "bastards" doesn't exactly end well if the mod is short tempered. But this thread is not very successful. Anyway done with it.

but they are bastards for being hypocrites
I don't really visit Yea Forums but from what I've heard the mods are the worst
even entire shows are banned on sight for no reason because one of the mods is an autistic schizo, it was fairy odd parents iirc
I think steven's universe is banned too? they always had their general on /trash/ at least I hate the show, but it's still on topic
the only thing that ever made sense was MLP because they were just flooding the site, but nowadays it's silly that GR15 is still up

Monkeys are inherently unattractive

t. was too poor to own one

>sharks
I seriously hate the stupid shit furries do when making anthro sharks. It’s awful.
>Retarded ass ears
>Digitgrade feet, usually end up looking like dog paws
>Stupid ass looking dog face that looks nothing like a shark
I just don’t get it, they could look really cool and attractive but instead they look stupid.

I like it honestly it's better than them having dumb fin arms and no necks, it kind of makes them look like lizards which I also like a lot

I have never seen someone feel the exact same way about shark people as I do.
Thank you for validating my annoyances, user.

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>dumb fin arms
I don’t like this either, but I’d like it if they at least did webbed hands and feet or something instead of paws.
>no necks
This I don’t mind, but it’s possible to do a more Shark looking creature and still keep the neck and no retarded pointy ears. Pic related.

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That's what most shark anthros look like actually, I think you just have a problem with them having hair it gives them a more canine appearance

They don’t though, they add ears on their heads, sparkling hair, and sometimes make them look more canine in appearance. Pic related is the shit I hate.

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My man I've spent a whole lot of time perusing the shark tag on e621 and while that stuff is prevalent it's certainly not the rule

I’m not saying it’s a rule, just that it’s very common. Don’t see shark anthro’s that look more like pic related that often.

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Post more shark tits.
Felt a little nostalgic here.

What about when you realise that Diddy is a monkey, while literally every other Kong is an ape of some kind. Is he just an honorary member? Where'd he even come from?