OH SHIT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DROP A CRIT SAY SOMETHING COOL

You better be ready.

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You Fuckinnnnnnn...
You fuckinnnn......
You fuckinnnnn.....

fuckin faggot.

(Shit that was stupid...)

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

OP is a faggot

MAKE SOME NOISE

...

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BAYOEN

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>Have only played one puyo game and I can still hear it

Ur bad!

Always liked the balthier in ffxii laughs a little as he fires a gun and finishes off a monster

*ahem*

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"All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!"

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NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER

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Check my 5?

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SOMETHING COOL

*Shing *Shing *Shlong
*Sheaths Katana by an inch*
"Forgive me Master. Just this.....once....
*Fling *Smash *Shing
"Nonthin Personel Kid, It's just business"

Eat crit! lmao!!!!

6/10 character with a 10/10 crit quote

PICK A GOD AND PRAY

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CHIGGER CHAGGER NIGGER DAGGER

Fuck off steve

I....I....

I LOVE FAT CHICKS

HIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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IT'S OVER!

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Redline is such a rad movie

DURRRRRR CRINGE??!!?!?!

C U N N Y

WHOOPSY

"LUCK'S ON MY SIDE. 13% CRIT RATE YET 50% OF ALL MY ATTACKS ARE CRITS!"

FEEL THE HATRED OF TEN THOUSAND YEARS

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WARI DA

Get back here you son of a...

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TAKE' EM DOWN LOKI

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YO DUDE LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PEEEEEEEEEEEE *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*

CRAZY! BABY!

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I'll send you to the next world with this...

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lol

WHATS UP MY NIGGERS, HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING

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Him being a pyro was pretty fun.

niggers tongue my anus

I'LL END IT THUS! BUFU!!!!

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

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>Hey G could you make me a crit?

ONLY GOD CAN NERF ME NOW

OH MAN! I'm SO GLAD I WORE MY QUARANTINE SUIT TODAY!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand critical hits. The RNG is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of infinitesimal calculus most of the mechanics will go over a typical player's head. There's also Fire Emblem's anime direction, which is deftly woven into its gameplay direction - the voiced lines of dialogue for special attacks draw heavily from Dragon Ball Z, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they're not just fun- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike randomized critical hits truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the excitement in Robin's existencial catchphrase "It's time to tip the scales!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Harthstone's Saviors of Uldum set. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Intelligent Systems's genius unfolds itself on their 3DS screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a speedline background tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

BANG YA HEAD TO THIS!

YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW

Ah dude, 4 stam four strength leather belt? HON HON! Level 18? AGHHUGHHHH

YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

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Zettai ni nigasanai

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I'm cum.

This is the legitimate best possible answer. It's so good.

asdasdasasdas

Shall we dance?

die fagit

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE

GET BACK!

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NEKU DO SOMETHING

ITTY BITTY BOAT

終わりだ...

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'ERE WE GO

IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMMM

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KAAAAMEEEEHAAAAA... MEEEEEEE.... HAAAAAAA!
>-9999 hit x 99 crit damage modifier

DUHHH BRINGE!?

I HOPE I FUCK UP THIS CRIT AND WRECK MYSELF WITH IT

YOU GONGET IT NOW, BOY!

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Sasuga Yea Forums!

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...

BERIBU!!!

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Subscripe to Pewdipie!

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*sexy lady voice* oh dear,embarassing

GET THAT ASS BAAAAAAAAANNED

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DESPITE BEING 13% OF TGE POPULATION, AFRICAN AMERICANS MAKE UP 50% OF THE VIOLENT CRIME RATE

BETTER FIND ANOTHER USE FOR THAT NECK

ARE YOU OKAY

IM GONNA SAY IT

Hey, look at me.

Bitch.

Fookin' Mad Fer It!

You too!

FUCK YOU NIGGA, YOU'RE A PHONE

the kikes are behind every single disaster that has happened since this country was sold off to them

FUCK YOU

BeGONEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy shit jews can cause earthquakes???

OH DESIRE

SUPREMELY underrated

Die a violent death

My hemorrhoids are going to pierce the heavens!

Go back to Rebbit.

Unironically I’m nonwhite; no the USAF itself can cause earthquakes

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>the USAF itself can cause earthquakes

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I’M REALLY FEELING IT

>ctrl+f "Pick"
Based Frederick poster.

I've got a bone to pick with you!

I’m a filthy E3 but I have pals that work weather and they say that [REDACTED]

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WATCH OUT ADVERTISER-KUN

my dad is donald trump and he says you're a liar

ONLY I HAVE THE POWER TO EAT ASS

Im fucking laughing

I SENTENCE YOU TO TWENTY MILLENNIA IN THE SISSIFICATION CHAMBER

Okay traga leche

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Out of the butt AND INTO THE FUCK

Lets try below the belt.

BAHNING
SPAHKING

Uh uhhh
ICE TO MEET YOU
fuck

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“Talk to the hand”

I'MMA HOT-ROD, FULLA GAS-O-LINE!

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LET'S START A MASSACRE

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With a car, you can go anywhere you want.
>Captcha is cars

Hell yeah, dude.

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FOR THE LAST TIME GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Directed by Larry David

THE CHINGER CHANGER...

Entering battle
>VIOLENCE : REQUIRED
Crit quote
>VIOLENCE : AQUIRED
These aren't spoken, they just appear as text on screen

KAKUGO WA YOI KA
ISSHUN SENGEKI

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TIME TO UNLEASH THE ASSKICKULATOR!

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Every full moon, my virgin blood boils.

HA
GOTCHA BITCH
*slice*

I'M A FUCKSTER

Go Berserk, Get Merked

I WISH I WERE YOU

YA TE CARGÓ EL PAYASO PUTO!!!

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I'm gay!

Get fucked.

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I'll bring you flowers.

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LEMONADE

THE ICE AGE COMETH

Spaghetti & meatballs.

ICE TO SEE YOU

>:-"Are you sure this is what you wanted?"

ROODY POO MY CANDIED ASSHOLE YOU LITTLE CUNT

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I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YA

TAKE IT BOY

Solo: depends on the move
With a friend: FOLLOW ME LEAD

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I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

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youtube.com/watch?v=drGnb30QFwQ

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MY SOUL IS ABLAZE

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>implying owls are birds

Jackpot..

"MY BLOOD COMPELS ME!"

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I love this stupid line so much

WELCOME TO SUPER VEGETA'S BIG BANG ATTACK!!
or
WELCOME TO OBLIVION

...Heh.
Sorry, Sensei-sama-kun... looks like I'll have to go out... One... Last... Time...
To use THAT technique... It can't be helped, can it? Prepare yourself fiend, because I am about to unleash it!!!
*Teleprots behind you*
Heh... Nothing personnel, kid.
*Slahses him into a googolplex pieces*
*Adjusts blood red scarf*
Heh... I took out the trash...

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GET A LOAD OF PISS!

IM GOING TO MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A JOKE

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DONT WRITE ME OFF YET!!

Pick a god and pray

The wind...is troubled...

subetenosei

H-here I go!

GET OUT OF MY WAY

Rest in peace...

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For Frodo

DESPITE HAVING A 13% CHANCE TO CRIT

eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuoooooooooooghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhekkkkkkk

WEAK!

"I'm sorry for my large crit, it's not toxic masculinity honestly!"

Best one for 3H

AN EXPECTED OUTCOME AGAINST THE ACE OF THE UNIVERSE

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-high pitched demonic shrieking-

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YOU SHOW PROMISE, BUT PROMISE WON'T SAVE YOU FROM WHAT COMES NEXT

*ahem* O

Uwoooooo!! You tempted me!! I can't hold myself back!!

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Gotta use your head sometimes!

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more quotes like this?

JANNIES DON'T GET PAID!

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This would be 100x better if it didn't have goodbye at the end of it

Absolutely based

Nice try, slowpoke!

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Hurts, doesn't it?

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one