WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG

Uncharted 4 was pretty rushed because of the whole Hennig thing so I don't really blame them for taking their time

Ellie being a lesbian could make for a interesting storyline if handled correctly. Something along the lines of it being considered forbidden love & the struggles of trying to keep your love interest safe in the apocalypse would be great. But Naughty Dog isn't good enough to write something like that

At best there's other characters hating it because women should be focused on repopulating the human race in the apocolypse.

let them take long nigger

They have to be careful not to make it too "fun" so journos can feel safe knowing they aren't supporting kiddie trash as GOTY

okay but where's the gameplay

Unironically this, during an apocalypse that is always an ugly question that has to be answered at some point but most writers are fucking pussies

You're asking for trouble posting about this here

lled.

on youtube, pc virgin

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The "le epic contrarian" meme was the worse thing to happen to Yea Forums.

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Ok Cuckmann

Yeah bro Netflix is taking too long. I wanna see some movies dammit

This why the fuck does it only happen on Yea Forums? When you have a gaming thread on Yea Forums, people openly admit to liking anything & never spam wojak shit, there's very little contrarianism. Just wholesome gaming discussion, games like Horizon Zero Dawn & The Last of Us get praised on there whereas they are universally shit on in this board

Yeah bruh you showed me

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Please stay in Yea Forums

ikr

why would you want a game that the dev said "it won't be fun"

People have trouble waiting for this game?

It will come out, distract you for only a few hours and that will be it.

How come I can tell that the only button pressed here is square

What did The Last of Us: Part II's director Neil Druckmann mean by this?

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Press X to ACTION

Isn't this the game abiut the little lesbian girl who beats up full grown men with cinematic melee takedowns? Gonna be a hard pass from me.

You’ll never speak Japanese and be a woman

>cut to blacked

>it's another ebin cliffhanger

"yikes!"

Umm it's a cinematic universe sweetie, those don't end. Ever.

Reminder that cuckmann literally gave an award to Anita Sarkeesian and this is the guy who’s at the helm of TLOU and pushed Amy Hennig out of the company.

Reminder that Druckmann is a literal israeli

>Heavy breathing emote
>Eggplant
>Blacked

Aside from Mulholland Drive, name a single good fictional work that ended on a cliffhanger

Harry Potter 1-6

The Sopranos

The Empire Strikes Back
Fellowship of The Ring
The Matrix Reloaded
Army Dog

user absolutely destroyed

Gameplay polishing

Every Harry Potter after 3 was a soulless piece of shit

>after 3

They're trying to make the game line up with expectations from all the bullshot animations from the E3 trailer

source?

>“It’s Gone Home meets Youngblood with a dash of Life Is Strange 2! For $60!”

Wow sounds great

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>cutscene cover shooter, but with lesbians!!!
Going to be sooooooooo great.
Of course it fucking isn't, no one wants to see a bunch of pimple covered teen girls kissing eachother except for maybe Epstein.

How people can be excited for this dogshit and then dismiss Death Stranding right after is mind boggling.

I always knew Ellie couldn't resist the coloured cock.

>How people can be excited for this dogshit and then dismiss Death Stranding right after
What if I'm excited for both

>What if I'm excited for both
Then you're batshit crazy and doing the equivalent of shoving a pile of cow shit down your throat, enjoying it, and then having a pizza right after and also enjoying it.

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It will be GOTY, and you will seethe.

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>implying game awards signal quality anymore

yeah ok

I can't fathom how much energy it must take to be this angry and outraged all the time

Sure, it will be GOTY:

Gay
All
The
TIME

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