Human Spirits are weak and should summit to the awesome Beast Spirits.
Touhou 17
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Did ZUN rwalize all the dildo jokes that would come out from this?
If the beast bosses were so strong, then why were they all beaten by Cake?
Beast Spirits can do a shit to Golems, that is why the gangs send their most clever agents to gensokyo to trick some stupid girls to beat the shit outta the golems and Keiki (BTW, why people calls her "cake"?).
*Can't do a shit...
>Bringing a gun to a sword fight
God I love the cock
I’ve already submitted myself to BBC though. Anything that doesn’t involve a black man making me his bitch is inferior.
>Pain... This is why I fight. This is my normal. My nature.
Keiki's theme is so damn good.
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ZUN recovered, Okina has TWO themes and both are shit like her, but Keiki's beats both.
>can't capture keiki's final spellcard without otter even on normal
Just kill me. How do I survive once the 4th kunai color gets added? Do I just need to keep trying until my brain can keep track of all the projectiles?
Go back to be a tanned dork!
But does she loves you?
>kemono friends with autism bullets
For me, it's Yachie's theme. Really fucking underrated.
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I think Yachie herself is kind of boring, but oh well.
Well, the actual kemono friends is dead so...
Wolf or Eagle?
CREATE!!!
Danmaku is all about firepower: pick Otter and enjoy your super Master Spark
Cute.
I'm boycotting the series until Sakuya is playable again
I'm stuck in Easy Mode hell, how do I get good? I'm a master at Easy but a retard on Normal.
Practice
Keep playing bro.
If you're playing 17, stop relying on spirits and try dodging the things on your own. Just keep at it and you'll eventually get good
You're ugleh.
Play lunatic and eventually as you get better at Lunatic you'll build the fundamental skills needed to be good at normal.
Well, ok I'll keep at it. Before I go, should I focus on my character or the bullets? Both? Some patterns are easy for me to predict the necessary movements but others just overwhelm me.
Don't always look at the bullets. Look at the empty spaces next to your character and go through there
Both. For overwhelming random patterns, it's better to just focus on the areas around your character
Ok, I'll figure it out. Thanks for the tips.
Just keep practising and figure out what works best for you. I couldn't even tell you what I do because I don't really think about it. I beat 17 earlier today on my very first attempt and some patterns clicked and made sense immediately even though I was completely unfamiliar with them, mostly because I have a feel for some of them after playing the other games. It really boils down to practice, at least when it comes to normal mode. Playing on lunatic is completely alien to me so I have legit no idea how much of it is memorization at this level.
I'd recommend tackling normal mode with any of the first three windows games and working your way up, 6 and 7 are forgiving enough and 8 throws bombs and lives at you like they're nothing.
>6 is forgiving enough
Tell that to all the faggots who whine about input lag and no hitbox being shown.
I don't know what to tell them, my experience with 6 has almost always been
>go full spaghetti on meiling or patchouli
>recover right at the end
so it always felt pretty forgiving to me. When I start fucking up on stage 3 in SA the run is usually over.
y-you'll let your god turn you into an idol, won't you user?
reimu's a nigger....
Here is a quick rundown on difficulty settings
>easy
Useful for absolute first timers. You can use this to get used to the controls and mechanics. If you die a lot here, it's because your brain is still adapting to the psychological warfare of bullet hells.
>normal
The standard challenge. Here lies the big crunch where a lot of people drop the game because the learning curve becomes much slower. Rather than learning what the buttons do, you must now learn the different techniques such as streaming, micro dodging and bombing at the right times. If you have enough patience you will eventually get that sweet 1cc, which for some people is enough, but others are so hooked at this point that they will master normal and desire a higher level of challenge.
>Hard
Welcome to the salty spitoonn, this is where the boys become men. At this point there is no excuses, only training and improving your skills until you finally make it. If you master this difficulty you can safely call yourself a veteran, you will be like those muscular gym dudebros who enjoy spending their free time appreciating each other's gains (except only half as gay). At this point you could rest in peace, but for some people it's still not enough because there is...
>Lunatic
This is the ascended realm, the most pure and unfiltered definition of autism. At this point your brain stopped caring about skill, it's all about repetition until you can muscle memory your way to the end. Whenever you close your eyes you see the bullets coming through, your brain just can't stop thinking about danmaku like some fucked up Tetris effect. You will have played so much that you can play entire levels in your mind, strategizing the correct paths with precision like a mix between a coach and a heart surgeon. At this point you don't care about bragging, because you will be too busy practicing to interact with lesser beings.
As someone which whole motivation is actually "getting attention", she failed very hard
Mayumi is a cute haniwa, so respect her please
am i a retard for playing with a controller
you steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
clay youmu
Idolatry ain't free. The towers of Reichouen gotta be littered with the blood of goasts and their reforged bodies. Saki aka SHITki is not my commander. She is nigger beast and probably a youkai as well :O. Haniwa and humans not beast subhumans ok. Praise Keiki
Is that you, Kagerou's 1st fan?
Yes. Keyboards are by far the best for shmups. 0 delay when switching directions helps a lot.
CUTE slave driver!
no im not wool. I wish I could draw like wool but I have shit >art talent
pic related is the best I can do (at the moment)
You have to go back.
This is wool's style but this drawing doesn't appear in her twitter.
is 17 the first touhou shmup where the incident was caused by a human?
>slave driver
>literally just concerned for your safety
How stupid do you have to be to fall for these beast spirit lies
Incident? There is no such thing, the girls were tricked by some clever beast Spirits to go to the beast realm and beat a goddess that was actually protecting the humans spirits so the beats spirits can go back to bully them and having their gang wars.
Am I the only one who finds some of the stages (before the boss) stupid difficult? I usually can't get through stage 5/6 on normal without bombing.
Keiki isn't a human, she's a god.
She was called there by humans who wished to pay her tribute
Stage 4 is fucking difficult without otter and it usually drains me of resources so that I can barely make it to stage 6 then die immediately to Keiki/a stray spirit enemy.
Isn't her a God born from shit? Also Yuyoko used to be a human before becoming a ghost
I see three vacant fuckholes.
TD
Where do bird goasts even get money
>remi did nothing wrong
>yuyuko did (almost) nothing wrong
>suika did nothing wrong
>kaguya did nothing wrong
>eiki did nothing wrong
>kanako is a failure as a being
>hell birdie did nothing wrong
>hijiri did nothing wrong
>Crown Prince did nothing wrong
>kokoro did nothing wrong fuck koishi
>shinmy did nothing wrong
>sumireko a shit
>junko did nothing wrong
>okina did nothing wrong
>Oiishi Keiki did nothing wrong
what the fuck reimu, you life is a lie
This realm ain't big enough for the 3 of us.
I tried....
>Oiishi Keiki
kek
I dunno if wool made it, but check the tumblr of hers
Why is Reimu watching herself cosplaying as Kasen?
please do not post endings kudasai
Howdy
I wish I could draw better, but im still a novice
Nigga it's 2hu, even stick figures will be on par with ZUN's art.
Remi’s fog kills (yeah yeah meta joke sure)
Kaguya and Eirin are moonshits
Eiki is the aggressor
Byakuren is dindu
Taishiman is a cocky Joseph Joestar cunt
Okina want to abduct girls and make them soulless
So to the people who have been playing this game, what do the different spirit types at character select do? What's the difference between Wolf/Otter/Hawk spirit?
Okina’s true intention was getting attention, and had no intention of replacing her current slaves
NUmetal wolf make your 2hu edgy and boosts your focused shot
american eagle makes you 2hu arrogant and boosts your unfocused shot
not like the otters make you 2hu a dork and boosts your spellcards
all of them make your gathered spirits boost last longer if the type matches
Wolf: better focused shot
Eagle: better unfocused shot
Otter: bomb becomes 3 times better and you get 4 bombs instead of 3
also the respective roar mode is even longer (if you collect 3/5 wolves as wolf the roar last a few extra seconds)
I don’t know what people got against Urumi's theme, I think it’s pretty sweet
Wolf = stronger focused shots (shooting while holding shift)
Otter= stronger bombs (pressing x)
Eagle= stronger unfocused shots (without holding shift)
Also, filling your bar with at least 3 of the type of animal pickups of your selected animal will give you a hyper mode with (strong focused shots/ bullet clearing aura/ wide area shots).
You can collect an animal different than yours but the duration will be shorter
I like the cowe, but shes not the best of the newhu's
you fucks have this thread everyday
The instruments are quite different to what we usually see in ZUN compositions so it took everyone a bit to get used to it
ZUN's comments even say that he thinks that song sets the tone for the whole game
and you have endless pepe/wojak """threads""", so excuse us
even if I did agree, that still leaves most of them on the right
>Okina wants
oh, yeah, sure yukari, fuck off. they should demote you from the sage council
newfriend 2hu is Yea Forums culture
You'll find 2hu related shit in 70% of the boards, don't be surprised.
stage 5 is just making me realise how bad i really am at these games
yee-haw
Obviously she never stood a chance against the competition, but she remains a personal favorite of mine for the overall combination of inspirations and design, a pretty cool spellcard and battle theme
Also, boobhu
now the question is beef, or chicken?
cake, please