I cannot believe it. I have been playing Splatoon for years and I only just now realized that Callie and Marie is a pun on Calamari.
I cannot believe it...
Nicholas Roberts
Jack Wilson
And Pearl and Marina is Pearl Harbor.
Owen Baker
Joseph White
I haven't even seen a bit a of gameplay and I knew that
Luke Moore
user is dum
Brody Roberts
>2000x2000
Jayden Gonzalez
and splatoon is splat and platoon...p u n s
Jace Hall
I'd harbor Pearl's Marina Harbor if you know what I mean.
Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morris
bruh i just started playing this game
Leo Ross
i actually didn't notice that one
Jaxson Morgan
Fuck, why are Callie and Marie so attractive? I went from knowing nothing about Splatoon to fapping regularly to these cute squids.
Noah Howard
Splatoon is made by the Animal Crossing people, who know a thing or two about sexy character designs.
Nathan Baker
Reminder that Inkopolis is doomed.
Isaac Murphy
This one was really easy to predict, people always pick the evil side when given the choice and they made the colors cooler on top of that. The Chaos t-shirts selling out while the Order ones were still in stock gave it away too.
Joshua Diaz
It also has the word "toon" in it, alluding to the cartoony artstyle of the game.
Isaac Cox
I love Callie!
Hudson Foster
I'm probably the only one here that gets this reference, but it is pretty good.
Dominic Thompson
chaos, the concept of doing whatever you want, is more appealing to people. also pretty sure it was fucked either way, just the option of which flavor of doom the playerbase wanted
William Barnes
It sets up well for Splatoon 3 having a Mad Max aesthetic, which should be pretty awesome.
William Ross
Good squid
Joseph Mitchell
How the fuck do you not notice that one? It's the most obvious one. You fucking say PLATOON when you fucking mention the name of the game. It's a shooting game. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Luke Smith
Some people don't know the word platoon. It's not exactly a common word.
Christian Powell
>those thighs
Unga bunga!
Parker Lopez
Oh come on. it may not be a everyday word, but you're bound to hear it at least once in your life. Maybe from a commercial for veteran's insurance or a news article or something.
Ryder White
Justin Powell
I watch a lot of MeTV because that's the only channel with good TV shows anymore and they have constant commercials for old people including this really annoying one with Tom Selleck where he tries to scam you into buying a reverse mortgage, and I have never once heard them use the word platoon in those commercials.
Nathan Reed
Eh.
Well, maybe it varies, and maybe this is moving the goalposts a bit but surely someone who reads enough will run into it. in literature, in non-fiction, in newspapers, whatever. Military/War topics aren't hard to find in any of these, even if they're not the primary subject.
Luis Howard
Well you just kind of dug yourself in a hole with that one because nobody reads anymore. Those of us who do are are dying breed. Society is becoming dumber and less informed every day.
Thomas Turner
i've never played these games
i just assumed it was 'splat' because of the ink, put with 'toon't because of it's style or something.
that other user ain't me. I'm not a third worlder who doesn't know the word platoon.
Henry Scott
Maybe you're right, and that's a bit depressing,
Sebastian Price
Either way please feel free to continue posting as much Callie and Marie art as you want because I am always looking to add to my collection.
Lucas Jenkins
I'll do just that
Jayden Cruz
Thomas Cox
Owen Brown
I'm curious, are you the muffin poster on /vg/, the guy who posts callie as soon as a new thread is made?
Charles Phillips
Nah
The whole "Muffin" moniker has spread. I use it and several others do too.
Christopher Russell
Benjamin Peterson
Logan Gutierrez
Finally, the ultimate idol
Nathaniel Richardson
Brody Fisher
That's not him, but I'd say the person you're replying to is the third biggest idolposter there.
Kayden Edwards
I'm so happy Callie is alive
Dylan Diaz
Me too
Luis Taylor
Also, user is dum.
Don't worry though, it took Marie quite some time to realize this too.
I can't believe it took them so long for them to add her back in the first place.
Daniel Stewart
I visit her as much as i can.
Josiah Jackson
Asher Morris
Fake
We know her real drink of choice
Jaxon Lopez
This art is missing a panel where she says "You bitch".
Jordan Young
That's the haunted doll, not her.
William Price
Brandon Torres
Ryan Cruz
Benjamin Bailey
This reminds me of the place where you fight Letz Shake in NMH1.
Jose Anderson
Seems kind of soon, but I'll never complain about a Splatoon thread. I'm just happy most of the front page tonight has been actual vidya. Octo daughter best daughter. Are images not loading for anyone else? Or at least taking a long time.
Jacob King
It's fine on my end.
Wyatt Gomez
because chest size difference is kino of course
Jeremiah Gutierrez
All fine here
Austin Martinez
I guess it's just something in my part of town, then. Even posting that and seeing the replies took forever.
>Letz Shake
>fight
You're a funny guy.
Joseph Sullivan
Unless you live in the same city as me I actually had the same problem for a few minutes there so it's not just you. Thought it was just my internet. Cox Communications? Or no?
Jace Nelson
Maybe cloudflare's been having trouble.
Henry Young
Chase Kelly
Right on the nose. Wonder if it's another one of those situations where a lot of the eastern states lost internet for half a day.
I got the cloudflare thing once but I'm pretty sure it's not them.
Julian Rodriguez
Is she like 7 feet tall in this image? This is really confusing me.
Kevin Ross
She's very tall in that image because the artist likes tall girls.
Caleb Ward
>CALLie
>she never calls you on your phone
Matthew Ward
That artist like 'em tol
Juan Lewis
thie style looks familiar but the name eludes me
Grayson Hall
>Chaos
>Evil
Begone, lawfag!
Evan Collins
Well, my state is in the west so I bet it's just Cox in general. They are not very good but they're the only choice around here.
Noah Thomas
>tfw sowed the seeds of chaos in Inkopolis
Feels mischievous lads
Andrew Wilson
West coast person also. Fine and dandy
Camden Myers
>tfw most economically prosperous nation on earth but still somehow have third world internet infrastructure
I'm usually strongly opposed to state intervention but someone really should light a fire under the major ISP's asses to get their shit together
Jaxson Gomez
Brody Bennett
Someone did. It was called net neutrality. Guess who got rid of that.
Luke Williams
That's a meme. If there weren't regional ISP monopolies, we'd be much better off. Competition would solve many problems.
Dominic Smith
NN didn't do shit to get ISPs to improve their shit infrastructure though, it has remained shit for decades.
Samuel Phillips
Odd, but considering how short it was I'll chalk it up to a minor hiccup. In other news I'm about to start a salmon run and I don't know what to think. The loadout seems mediocre to fine.
Brayden Cox
Truly an individual with ascended taste.
Nolan Morris
Levi Morris
When was Octo Expansion last on sale? I want to buy it but I just know that the moment I do it's going to go on sale.
Jonathan Allen
I'm gonna store this one for later.
No. This is what you get for drinking my pepsi.
Joshua Perez
The one asking for help isn't the doll, user.
Run.
Ryan Richardson
I'm not scared of some tiny diva.
Logan Adams
you should be
Nathan Wood
>Young man found dead inside his home
Jack Jackson
Blake Rodriguez
It's going pretty well so far, can carry teams okayish. I hated getting tri-slosher, though. I feel so useless with no range and such terrible fire rate.
This ain't my first haunted doll rodeo, cowpokes.
Brayden Allen
Carson Fisher
As soon as I post that, I get 3 fuckers who can't stay alive on high tide. And I just saw them again on my screen. Fuck.
Gabriel Reed
Damn another thread already? I’m not complaining but wow. Hit me with it anons, what’s your favorite
>weapon
>special
>map
Bonus round. why are they your favorite?
Brandon Martin
implying dolls aren't my fetish
Michael Thompson
For me it’s gotta be
>weapon
Boozler due to the fact it can do a lot more than many expect and it’s severely underestimated and utilized in my eyes
>special
Splashdown. Nothing more satisfying than a super jump splashdown to kill an enemy or two
>map
Flounder heights, it was max comfy for me, and really made me feel like I was playing around in a densely populated area.
James Sanchez
>Octobrush
>Ultra Stamp
I like smacking people
>Moray Towers
I don't have a favorite map but my favorite moments playing have been on that one
Colton Morris
You'll be the first to perish.
Isaac Hill
I'm taking a 5 minute break, I'm tire of having to carry the same 3 tards.
Splattershot Jr.
Killer Wail
Maybe Urchin Underpass or Mahi Mahi
Brody Carter
>weapon
>pic
>Special
Ink Storm, as being able to get a strong map control is really good plus its pretty strong in every mode
>map
Snapper Canal.
Mason Perez
>play splatoon 1 an autistic amount and get to S+ with all the squad bagging japs
>do well and stay there
>play splatoon 2 and mostly play salmon run, ignoring ranked
>come back to the game months later and decide to play more ranked
>stuck scraping face down in A rank, as I'm the only member on my team to get more than single digit splats
Help.
Cooper Russell
>moray towers
Gabriel Davis
That's actually called a Portmanteau.
Carson Thomas
It sucks in most modes but I love how vertical it is.
James Sanchez
what can I say I'm a degenerate
Cooper Nguyen
There's no helping any of us. Unless you got 3 other people to play with consistently, you're boned.
Colton Cook
>Hero Roller Replica
It's the perfect blend of fast and heavy hitting for me.
>Ultra Stamp
I like how aggressive it is, but I never use it myself due to it not being on the roller I like.
>Mahi-Mahi Resort or Piranha Pit
I like the resort for its visuals and the pit for its layout.
Jace Johnson
It's all DPS weapons, you mouth-breathing botards. How do you constantly die on only a glowfly wave?
Samuel Miller
Well clearly Sakurai agrees with you.
Adrian Reyes
For me, it's Chirpy Chirps.
Aaron Hill
I want to see Bottom Feeders in game.
Charles Reyes
that veemo doesn't look so good.
Levi Perez
I think the worst thing people do in Splatoon is when they do covers of songs from the game they make up some dumb English lyrics instead of singing the song in Squidese like a real person should.
Leo Carter
You'd know why if you knew what she just went through.
Lucas Young
I want to see Fin Bottom beating a woomy up for accidentally calling him a "she".
Jack King
I marina a regular octoling or an Amazon octoling?
Jacob Murphy
Fin is too much of a betta to do that.
Julian Perez
>too much of a betta
Ah ha.
She looks more Amazonian than not. Pointed, colored fingertips and far more asymmetry in her tentacles.
Josiah Gutierrez
Brody Stewart
Amazon octoling
Jonathan Brown
Is this an actual term? I don't remember hearing this.
William Russell
Why does no one trade friend codes here and actually play together?
Luke Brown
I do not approve of sanitized Marina. Speaking of which what happens to all the sanitized octolings now that tar tar is dead?
Oliver Rodriguez
I like you dummies.
She's a hybrid. Amazon build, veemo mannerisms.
Joshua Parker
Nigga that's a classic film you fucking retard eat shit thinking you know platoon you probably only know about it from that naked gun gag ya poser fuck you
Kevin Ortiz
I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!
Andrew Robinson
Chase Garcia
USE YOUR SPECIALS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Logan Lopez
We tried that.
I think everyone's just too transient. Schedules and availability are all over the place. Lots of shy people too.
James Allen
Kayden Gutierrez
Why are the beebos so sad
Benjamin Mitchell
Woomy
Logan Green
Bit crazy that people are shy in the one FPS where you don't have to talk.
Ian Carter
>all veemo team
>win with almost 100 eggs
Like clockwork.
Why do you hurt me like this?
Nolan James
no human to hug
Hudson Collins
just wanted to post new art
Lincoln Murphy
I appreciate that, and it's really nice art. But seeing sad octos hurts me on an instinctual level. Those poor girls need so many hugs.
Austin Peterson
hug beebo
Daniel Butler
They're still essentially braindead zambos. Basically need a mercy killing.
Logan Gutierrez
Don't forget the headpats.
Luke Gray
>people who are willing to invest more money in the game are more likely to be better at it
You don't say!
Luis Nguyen
Elijah Lee
You can keep them as a pet and maybe you can ????????
Cameron Kelly
Not all beebs are smart
In fact, some are very, very dum
Camden Martinez
But I want to save them. :(
Elijah Flores
1,16gb
363 Data of Splatoon Porn
Noah Ortiz
That's just bad luck. She just wanted an egg, what were the odds 3 steel eels and a maw were going to immediately spawn and gun for her all at once?
Caleb Anderson
She's a silly veemer who should have had some foresight,
Thomas Cox
>Salmon Run
>Nobody paint the Walls
>going straight on the shore and killing Scrapper & Steelheads
>ignoring Stinger
>not crippling the Flyfishes
>Stuck too much on baby 15-16 Rounds on Freelance after 3 hours
Nathaniel Lee
Luck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Skill
Colton Martinez
You cannot save that which is already dead.
Evan Anderson
And in another timeline.
Levi White
You can do another thing though.
Ian Rodriguez
Ethan Wright
It's a little hard to plan ahead when you have so little room to maneuver in a place like that. Her only crime was being a second too late to come back and being walled off by assholes who came literally out of nowhere.
>going straight on the shore and killing Scrapper & Steelheads
This kept happening and it was fucking infuriating. Dumbasses kept stopping them before they can even get off the grates.
Thomas Nelson
Where's my freaking weapon rotation with the murder bucket?
Jeremiah Moore
>Could kill them to put them out of their nonexistent misery
>Want to leave them alone since they're technically "alive"
Benjamin Flores
>just trying to kill one guy
>suddenly 5 different bosses are on my ass
>trying my best but end up cornered
>only thing I can do is kill someone targeting a teammate
The only thing missing is me dying, I get this shit almost every single fucking time. Though if it were actually me, there would be at least 2 scrappers in the mix as well.
Jose Brooks
>Try to take out a fly fish
>Every stinger on the map takes aim at me
>Use the stingray to take out far away enemies or clean up
>maws suddenly appears out of nowhere
Nathan Young
Get a life
Lincoln Barnes
Adrian Roberts
Gavin Gutierrez
It's like an avalanche of aggravation. You're just trying to do the job no one else seems to want to do, and you get punished for it. The fucking game knows I want to kill the most annoying and dangerous bosses and makes them all direct their guns at me. Though now that I look closer at that webm, there's a few things I wouldn't hae done. You don't try to kill steelheads with the sploosh-o-matic if you can't compensate for height. Going to the right was a bit understandable if panicking about the stinger but going left would've given a far better chance of survival. It really was just dumb luck there.
Ethan Campbell
I think that if, by some miracle, they decided to add Octoling to Smash, it would be an enormous waste to make it a full on echo and the smartest move would be to go Isabelle style and have some similarities but add in some weapons that Inkling doesn't use, which there a lot because I don't think Inkling uses a single Splatoon 2 weapon.
Nicholas Hall
Tootsies is good and soft and cute.
Such is life in freelanceville
Noah White
I just think they should be an alt outfit.
Christopher Diaz
That would be my dream come true for Smash now that all the never-evers got in, but I don't know if Splatoon is big enough for that just yet. It's not even 5 years old, though it's still by far the youngest franchise to be added that quickly.
It's the only place I can do it, none of my friends like playing it as much as I do.
Hudson Bell
I went for the stinger because more than one of those being around is obnoxious as heck. Not to mention 3. I figured I may as well take something out before I got splatted...but the splat never came.
Joseph Morris
What's the best grizz co weapon? It's for sure the spruced up bamboozler or the heavy duty sloshing machine right?
Christian Lopez
Sounds good, you just got lucky as shit.
Easton Adams
fuck
John Young
easily. the blaster has shitty range, efficiency and fires too fast for its own good while the brella is weak as fuck
Josiah Ward
post the full comic. I NEED IT
Brandon Ward
What the heck does this "prefetch images" button do?
Charles Edwards
Dominic Rivera
Sanitized octarians have no vitals but why do souls still pop out of sanitized octolings?
Eli Murphy
I think the charger could stand to do a bit more damage. For the amount of ink it uses, it feels just slightly less powerful than it should be.
Levi Miller
Wait, they're cousins? I thought they were called the Squid Sisters.
Nathan Lewis
it charges in 1 frame, has eliter range, and does 200 damage per charge.
Ayden Nguyen
I stand by what I said.
Grayson Clark
It's for brand purposes and it sounds cooler. Just look at pic related. He's not even a real captain; he's a commander.
Mason Fisher
and pierces through enemies that aren't armored too
Gavin Reyes
That's slightly disappointing, because incestuous cousins aren't quite as hot as incestuous sisters. I suppose it's an acceptable level of incestuousness, though.
Benjamin Barnes
the grizzco slosher is my favorite, I love taking out flyfish and steelheads with it
Aaron Cooper
Coincidentally, the Grizzco Slosher is what I call my dick.
Aaron Anderson
Where did the muffins go?
Gavin Green
MORE
Xavier Turner
The eyes ruin everything else to be honest.
Angel Hill
Jayden Jones
Carson Perry
>2018 was 7 years ago
Where does the time go?
Daniel Collins
Away, just like so many cans of bepis.
Christopher Bennett
Dominic Harris
Lincoln Jackson
sauce? I need me big teetee maree
Charles Walker
hypable.com
According to this, there's no Splatoon 3 because they're still focusing on Splatoon 2, but it also says that 5.0 was the final content update. So what else could they possibly have to do?
Oliver Parker
i want to rest my head on a soft woomy butt.
Leo Brooks
I think there's still balance updates, and the developers are also the same ones working on Animal Crossing
Julian Garcia
Out of curiosity, Pocket Camp was developed by a different team, right? Just want to make sure I'm not missing out on anything by skipping that one.
John Edwards
Implying they don't sleep in one big bed in the first place
Still cute as heck
Joseph Miller
fucking source please? reverse has nothing
Bentley Clark
I like that there's already a second pillow there which implies that Marie knew Callie would be coming and prepared appropriately.
Ethan Gutierrez
*spanks marie*
Ryan Powell
Stop that, Callie.
Nathaniel Murphy
Adam Parker
Yeah, it's not really anything like the others gameplay-wise
John Williams
Michael Russell
Just use kensa Splattershot pro + MPU
Parker Peterson
I always wear sandals because I like seeing my Inkling's feet.
Gabriel Davis
It tricked me into thinking it was for way too long. I'm still happy about the day I snapped and deleted my campsite
Christopher Hill
based Pearl
Carson Reyes
I agree, so I hope they hold off on it until the next smash.
Ryan Lopez
Unless the DLC turns out to be far more in-depth than anticipated, in which case they could plausibly fully flesh out an Octoling. But I doubt that will be the case, it probably will just be the last two and that's it. No echoes, no bonus fighters. Five characters and that's all.
Michael Ward
I'd take neon cyberpunk over BROWN every day of the week.
Cooper Stewart
I don't think Order is cyberpunk, cyberpunk is gritty and rough which is the opposite of order. Order is that sterile sci-fi we've seen a million times with white rooms and white suits.
Andrew King
100 eggs considered a lot? My team hit 98 once and I thought it was pretty cool and wish we would’ve hit 100. Just wasn’t sure if it was something people do routinely or not. Haven’t broke 75 or so since then
Hudson Flores
Betta males are fucking assholes, they attack everyone they see. They beat up other fish, including larger than them, they beat up each other, they beat up their wife and kids even.
Adrian Baker
Amazing what a little T can do.
Isaac Perry
Mason Taylor
Tell me about squids. Why do they gather the eggs?
Landon Nguyen
Because Grizz tells them to.
Robert Thomas
BAPHOMET STRIKES AGAIN!
Jeremiah Hughes
>doing something just because someone tells you to
Grayson Myers
They get money out of it. And that's a job, baby.
Joseph Long
contents for power
shells for material
fish for food, look at what they sell at makomart
John James
I don't trust Octos.
Tyler Sanders
Adrian Russell
I trust anyone who smells good.
Oliver Green
How did one manage to get into a band then?
Brayden Martin
>octos
>smelling good
Sebastian Richardson
They're far more likely to clean themselves than squids
Wyatt Perry
Shark keeps him at bay, and even that doesn't always work
Jackson Ramirez
Aside from Fin being a male name, how can one tell that this character is male?
Colton Sanders
male bettas are fancy while females are decidedly bland. also pic above is for white day, and valentine's day pic a month prior only had girls.
Mason Hughes
Underrated
Kevin Gomez
I had a short dream about a woomy today. I entered this bedroom and she was lying on the bed with white sleeping garments. I leaned next to the bed looking away from her. She stepped in front of me and was like "Why aren't you looking at me?". I said something like "I don't want to look interested in you. You're too young". Next thing i know i'm on the bed with her next to me, staring at me with a smile on her face as if she's telling me "It's ok, nobody is watching". She looked so angelic i said "You have very pretty eyes". She started moving towards my crotch and that's when i woke up.
Camden Sullivan
Ryan Lopez
Grizz has special dialogue if you get 100+ eggs
Joseph Thomas
>ywn have this irl
how dare you make me feel these feelings user
Ethan Martinez
it also has n in it
Jayden Stewart
Justin Thompson
There's too few Grizzco events in general, they're so rare.
Jayden Gomez
Logan Brooks
What the heck is milk tea anyway?
Dylan Ward
Lincoln Bell
how could you not trust this face
Nathan Gutierrez
How does Grizz get money?
William Myers
Levi Collins
Easy. I'm an octoist.
Wyatt Ward
i'm not asking questions. he needs to give away snails
Juan Hernandez
I have the plushie. I love seeing that dumb face of hers whenever I come home
Hunter Long
What about your lack of Pepsi?
Elijah Miller
cute image
Brandon Hall
I don’t think that’s a word.
Nathaniel Scott
Two. Diss-Pair and Bottom Feeders. Three in you count Off the Hook.
Juan Moore
>Bottom Feeders
*SashiMori
Tyler Baker
Mobile game when?
Thomas Richardson
I purchased the Kensa Dynamo roller a couple days ago. I've been fucking LOVING it.
It brought me into S+ in Tower and SplatZones. I just love swinging that big stick around, intimidating the fuck out of people.
Along with the other Kensa weapons I've been enjoying, I got the urge to pick up the Kensa Luna Blaster. I was intrigued by it's high damage and sexy design. That thing is a monster. If you're able to close gaps and have good movement, you'll kill before most weapons.
Oliver Jenkins
Actually somewhat likely considering how many nintendo has been doing recently.
Luis Reyes
>weapon
Aerospray MG
>special
Tenta missiles
>map
Either Blackbelly Skatepark or Arowana Mall
Josiah Fisher
>weapon
Splatbrella and Heavy splating
>special
Ink armor and Booyah bomb
>map
Snapper Canal
Carter Davis
I believe the "amazon" part comes from their Japanese name
Leo Hughes
What irks me is that thus far, I’ve had zero desire to play any of them. Splatoon might break me, though.
Charles Torres
Not even FEH?
Cooper Bennett
>weapon
Heavy/Hydra Splatling
>special
I dont really have a favorite but if I had to pick one, it would be Inkstorm
>map
Wahoo World
>Bonus round. why are they your favorite?
The classic splatlings are a perfect match for my play style as they naturally allow me to play more using my head and i instantly gelled with the heavy splatling the moment it was released. The Hydra is more of my thing in Splat 2 but its mainly because I just got so bored of using the Heavy because the sub weapons are all the same in both games
Wahoo because my favorite weapons are good on them, the map is bright and has great aesthetic and because the map itself is really balanced towards all weapon types
Christian Taylor
Not him but I don't play FEH, I think it's kinda dumb.
Carson Perry
Ryan Moore
Booyah Base is bouillabaisse, Sheldon has a shell, Spyke is an urchin with spikes, etc.
Jordan Miller
same but for my marie plush
Jordan Mitchell
What is the race makeup of the Splatoon world? Are Inklings the majority race of the planet who dictate culture through Turf War and not allow other races to participate? Or is Inkling culture just a small subset of the larger political world of Splatoon?
Jack Hughes
Inklings rule.
Octolings drool.
Josiah Nguyen
fuck you
Kayden Kelly
Never really cared for FE. I’ve been gifted games once or twice but I just couldn’t get into it.
Joseph Richardson
I don't play the game. I only like the fanart, particularly one artist.
Benjamin James
the squid sisters are so damn cute!
Aiden Carter
I am obsessed with the lore, worldbuilding and visuals of Splatoon but I've probably only put about 30 hours into both 1 & 2 combined, I'm just not a fan of competitive team games and progression feels so impermanent.
Ryder Stewart
He used to be good. It saddens me to see what he’s become.
Noah Adams
Noah Campbell
Jackson Foster
How can something be so cute and arousing at the same time
Matthew Price
Inklings seem to be the dominate race, and Inkopolis is one of the main populated areas of the world
Landon Cox
That's just how they are built.
John Reed
Squids are magical creatures.
Aaron Bennett
UNF
Levi Walker
Lucas Gutierrez
>Callie
>Marie
>Calimari
>Ryu
>Ken
>Sho-ryu-ken
Brayden Evans
Why can't they be real ?
Jordan Russell
Benjamin Anderson
I don't know, but I wish they were real.
Hudson Sanders
I thought those jellyfish guys seemed to be the dominate race. I figure inklings got some sort of special status for participating in the great turf war. Plus the jellyfish guys seem to like squid music and stuff.
Robert Martinez
Chase Butler
Would you fuck your Inkling?
Sebastian Evans
I'd need to get one first.
Nathaniel Lewis
What Inkling? ;_;
Grayson Stewart
Jackson James
Dibs on the left.
Blake Morgan
She is far too young.
Noah Sullivan
Yes, and?
Sebastian Watson
You're going to jail.
Ian Howard
Owen Wood
Just bring it.
Adam Thomas
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Christopher Walker
fuck off
Blake Cruz
how’s that job of yours user, off work again today?
Logan Harris
Unbelievable! Everyone was just having a good time and then this guy had to show up and start acting rude!
Brayden Perez
This post is extremely low quality.
Jack Fisher
Not him, but unfortunately, yes. Trying to make it as a photog/journalist is difficult at times.
Tyler Richardson
It's an English thing, the Japanese version never implies that Sea o' colors are related untill you find out they're cousins.
Julian Moore
Nigga, it doesn't work for shit if you don't actually post the image.
Gabriel Lewis
>the guy who asked for a platooj and got splatoon
Anthony Roberts
This is like people who don't get that Tails's real name (Miles Prower) is a play on "miles per hour"
Gavin Davis
It seems to me like a lot of Splatoon's "lore" isn't even in the game itself. It's stuff you can only find out if you read the website and stuff.
Wyatt Nguyen
So this word got filtered, right? I'm glad, but it blows my mind that they dealt with this in under a week and other words have been left alone for years. Where did the spam even come from?
Jason Kelly
Ryder Howard
>[unintelligible squid noises]
Parker Jenkins
Xavier Thompson
Gookmoot decided I'm not allowed to post pics anymore
Christian Diaz
i'd hang out with her
Xavier Bailey
Ryder Ramirez
i love hotaru
Ryder Gutierrez
I want to make double Hybrids with Marina
Andrew Diaz
They just are.
Jackson Rivera
Buy a pass.
Carter Parker
Faster
Brayden Torres
fuck you
Hunter Brooks
Good firefly
Christian Mitchell
cringe aoriposted
Hudson Powell
I'm not seeing anything wrong with his new art, what do you mean?
Nolan Miller
Don't reply
Report and ignore. The's been pulling this shit for some time.
Zachary Foster
Not him, but i actually don;t mind all the thiccness and what have you. It's just that everyone he draws acts like the same, generic, cookie cutter slut/boyslut. If it weren't for his twitter feed, you wouldn't think he plays the game at all.
Lucas Bailey
William Cooper
>I'm not seeing anything wrong with his new art
Clearly you're not familiar with his earlier works.
Owen Wilson
why do you hate callie so much?
Jonathan Davis
Landon Nguyen
I was expecting something a bit different from that username.
Cooper Cruz
Those fries
hand em over.
Aaron Phillips
Julian Parker
Have pretzels instead.
Leo Ortiz
I want to eat a squid.
John Adams
Hungy squidge
Owen Hernandez
Joshua Johnson
This.
Logan Gutierrez
Hunter Anderson
fuck you
Levi Nguyen
What a messy veemo.
James Foster
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Joshua Wright
Benjamin Diaz
Would you like the rest?
Xavier Moore
can't tell if this is better or worse than how it took me 11 years to realize that alucard was dracula backwards
Ian Harris
>this thread is a day old now
What happened
Lucas Turner
>finally someone as retarded as me
Hello, brother
Ryan Bennett
>alucard is dracula backwards
Holy shit
Luke Allen
middle and right can fuck off, ill take care of octo daughter on left
Adrian Taylor
Baby beebo
Christopher Anderson
It's what happens when there's genuine interest in your thread so other people are able to keep it bumped while you're sleeping.
Jackson Reyes
Caleb Long
Man I love me some blue tongues.
Jose Roberts
nice
Charles Wilson
Cooper Murphy
I love me the weekend. Time for playing some splatoon and loving octo daughter.
You guys know what's up.
Gavin Ramirez
fuck off
Anthony Nelson
Jesus fuck I thought someone just reused the same OP as last time how the fuck is this still here
Bentley Peterson
Two words, buddy.
Parker Hall
Hello again. Also I thought these threads lasting a day or so is to be expected now.
Sebastian Torres
I'm used to them surviving overnight but not over 24 hours.
Carson Johnson
It's not unheard of but still really rare during the weekdays. Of course now it's Friday so anything goes.
Nathan Anderson
I can think of two sets of two words
Squid lolis
Octo daughter
or alternatively you could just accommodate both with "cute cephs".
Splatoon threads last a long time since there's plenty of art and general adorableness to post in the wee hours of the night.
Daniel Johnson
Liam Sullivan
I'm headcanoning this pic as 4 taunting 8 about how she 2 v 1'd her and 3 and still won on the train ride home from the Splatfest
Landon Ward
I don't think they ever fought.
Thomas Cox
I want to eat a mem cake
Aiden Anderson
You are literally no fun you know that?
Leo Nelson
It would be the second one.
She'd do it, too, she's a cheeky little thing.
Angel Gomez
It's the weekends, gonna strap in for a few days because of these threads and gonna watch a art stream tomorrow
Hudson Harris
It's ok user, it was only like 2 months ago I got the "assuming makes an ass out of you and me" joke.
Sometimes you just don't put things together.
Asher Perez
A much-needed time for relaxation, squids, and octos.
Gavin Russell
Isaiah Hernandez
>mfw i didn't get Crusty' Sean's name pun until a month
Gabriel Morales
we talked about multiverses in the last thread. I wonder what weird conversation topic this thread or maybe the next will have.
Brayden Long
Who knows, the middle of the night is a strange bird. All I'm sure if is that my salmon runs tonight aren't nearly going to be as nice as yesterday.
Joshua Carter
Plus I'll make embarrassing typos.
Ayden Gomez
Why does her shirt say "futa"?
Wyatt Young
I'll guess I will start it. I've been playing some modded minecraft as of recently. The resurgence of minecraft videos made me play it again
Jack Thomas
4 dressed her this morning and thought it would be funny.
Ian Anderson
fuck off
Josiah Harris
Aiden Robinson
Juan Reyes
Needs a Thanks for Playing somewhere
Anthony Jones
Daniel Walker
I don't get it.
Gabriel Bell
Jace Flores
perfect!
Alexander Howard
Imagine a Splatoon game, but all the music is synthwave.
Easton Martin
I was right, this isn't going too well. At least I'm not in danger of going below 400.
Is there any reason that game is becoming a thing again? Just seems weird for it to resurge like that. I personally could never get too into it, I was mostly bored and only got it because a group of guys I don't even hang with anymore wanted me to play with em. I want my 10 dollars back.
Hunter Ward
Pewdiepie started playing it so all the zoomzooms are diving back in.
Isaac Barnes
I was so disappointed that it was absent in OE. I felt lied to.
Hudson Taylor
I think its a combination of popular youtubers playing the game which causes more youtubers to follow suit and nostalgia
David Taylor
Ryder White
It's also the 10th anniversary of Minecraft and between that and the fact that people kept insisting Minecraft would be in Smash, a lot of people are thinking about Minecraft again.
Leo Rodriguez
Zachary Turner
I don't know if I should be happy I saved that run multiple times or angry at my teammates for being so inept.
I can't believed I lived to see the rise, fall, and subsequent nostalgia of that fucking thing. This must be what my father felt about video games.
Juan Rivera
>pure bombs up build
>payload mode
>my face when Callie told me that my autobombs record was 106
Imagine the face of the team having to push the payload while one asshole is busy constantly showering it with autobombs.
And I did climb to S doing only this, yes.
Angel Perry
i like using annoying sets in turf war. it's juat fun being obnoxious
Caleb Rodriguez
Gabriel Morales
what's your set? i want to have some fun
Owen Rodriguez
My father likes playing video games a lot. He'd buy a ton of them and play with me often when I was a kid.
Joshua Perry
Landon Evans
Use your brain retard
Charles Gutierrez
i was asking what weapon it was but if you're going to be an ass about it forget it.
Christopher Gray
Use your brain retard (2)
Colton Gomez
Cute, soft octopus feet
Tyler Powell
>112 eggs
The veemo squad does it again!
I used to play vidya with both my parents as a kid. Mom loved doing the "taking turns" thing in the Mario games and dad was aces at fighting games. It just sort of stopped once PS1 and N64 came out. So many regrets because they decided it was too complicated now.
Eli Wilson
My dad went up to the ps3/xbox 360/Wii era, at some point he didn't like playing most games because the camera just makes him dizzy. He liked playing horror games or horror in general and liked to scare me a lot.
Camden Collins
I can't be doing with this tri-slosher, man.
Funny, it went the opposite way for me. Now I'm the horror junkie and dad gets a bit too freaked when it comes to games. He'll watch all movies under the sun but I guess being the protagonist in danger is too much.
Blake Turner
Jonathan Baker
Kensa gang, where my boys at?
We Kensa chads gotta show our superiority on and off the battlefield.
Michael Perez
I hated horror films as a kid, and those were a lot of the films my dad had me watched with him whenever we pick up a movie from Blockbuster. I particularly didn't like the exorcist
Eli Lopez
Landon Torres
no
Grayson Roberts
>squids having boobs
>especially pearl, of all squids
Nicholas Gutierrez
Faster
Logan Diaz
Pearl probably has about an A cup. Small, cute, and respectable. She just wears baggy tops so you don't usually see them outlined.
Grayson Wilson
Just 1 away from 100 eggs. Still super proud of my team, though.
I had an uncle like that. Asshole. Joke's on him, I ended up terrorizing most of his kids later on. All in good fun, of course, but that doesn't change that most of them are at least a little scared of horror things.
Nathan Rodriguez
fuck off
Connor Brooks
If it makes you feel better, this is what the guy who made The Exorcist looks like.
youtube.com
Isaac Wilson
How do you do, fellow squids?
Jack Miller
i want my wasabi splattershot back
Xavier Fisher
Unless you have a time machine, then it doesn't matter. My younger self was a big scaredy cat
Christopher Long
Yeah for that reason I've been having really good luck with randos this salmon run. Managed to climb back up to just under 300 very quickly. Even in hairy situations we manage to pull through.
I've been thinking about some changes I'd like to see to salmon run. What do you guys think about these ideas?
>Regular salmonids are slowed when moving through ink
They still leave a trail of their own ink, but it allows you to prioritize inking as much turf as possible to slow down their advance. It also makes sense gameplay wise as other players in PvP are slowed when moving through enemy ink
>Option to throw gold eggs into the basket
Helps train you for clam blitz, and makes sense gameplay wise. I don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed to do this.
>Increase the egg retrieving salmonid's timer each time you splat him
He shows up after like 5 seconds and keeps showing up every 5 seconds after you defend the eggs. If they doubled this timer each time he is splatted it would make players less likely to hang out by those eggs and more likely to join the others. A small change i guess but I don't see why there would be a new one coming to get the eggs so often
>Allow players to carry more than one egg with speed or possibly attack penalties
You lose a certain amount of speed of you grab more than one egg. Maybe call it at 2. Maybe 3. Maybe lose the ability to use your squid/octo form if you have multiple eggs (animation could be you hold the eggs in your hand).
>If the crew is wiped, the round ends. Make it so that if this happens but the crew reached the egg quota, they can continue.
Since you already get auto-revived at the end of a round I don't see how this changes much. If you all get wiped, Grizz ends the round early. But if you got your quota, you all just revive and move to the next round. It seems to me like most of the time if a crew gets wiped they usually haven't reached the quota either.
Noah Barnes
I miss the old specials and I never even played 1.
Samuel Scott
I don’t miss bubbler, honestly
Angel Walker
eh can't say I do. Looking back they were really fucking busted aside from the ink strike and wail. Ranked basically boiled down to who can murder the other team first with krakens and inkzooka or make the final push with a team of bubblers lol
Noah Sullivan
Ayden Ortiz
They could've at least bring back inkzooka and/or kraken
Aiden Gonzalez
this guy really does love lips and hips and I don't blame him
Samuel Ortiz
Tyler Adams
Tyler Martin
Talk about depressing, my last run of the night was with a bunch of idiots who couldn't kill any boss. Now what am I meant to do?
Gonna need a translation on this.
I don't know about most of these, there seems to be a delicate balance between making sure the game runs smoothly but not making it a cakewalk. I would kill to be able to hold 2-3 eggs, though.
Jayden Bailey
i feel cursed
Ryan Adams
>randomized salmonrun rotation next
Kuma-san please...
Luis Scott
take this, use it on your adventure against malevolent spirits
Brody Nelson
This makes me so very happy.
We're at his mercy now.
Dominic Morgan
They're good squids
Alexander Robinson
It is kind of dumb that they are cutting off support to a game that is clearly still so popular. It would be smart to make another DLC expansion.
Michael Wilson
Wrong. They're great squids.
We only got one damn expansion, it's not fair.
Samuel Foster
It's probably that damn brella. I just want my super bucket so I can get my sweet revenge on fly fish, steel heads, scrappers, drizzlers and grillers
David Cruz
i owe you my life
Sebastian Gutierrez
If experience has taught me anything, the usual distribution will be 2-3 grizzco chargers and something worthless like a brush or sloshing machine.
Anthony Reed
I hope it's not the charger. We've gotten that semi constantly for the past few wild card rotations.
Michael Moore
The only other good option is the grizzco sloshing machine. Brella and blaster are kind of okay but the ink usage is insane and they don't do nearly as much as they should.
Dominic Ward
I stand corrected then
Mason Stewart
Yeah that's the problem. Blaster could be better but it's alright but brella really sucks outside of being a crazy good turfing weapon.
William Watson
Owen Morales
I find the brella to actually be better at killing than the blaster. The spread might be horrendous but it still feels like it can get more done if there's huge crowd in front of you. I can fire the blaster for 3 seconds and still not even kill a cohock.
Adrian Watson
Blake Gonzalez
Choctopus ink sacs.
Jack Perez
Beautiful. soft, and sensitive.
Ryan Green
You sure it's okay to post that one?
Jaxon Fisher
The Squid Sisters are so beautiful
Andrew Martin
Yeah it may be pushing it, but i just had to post some b e e g o c t o l i n g t e e t e e s and I guess that was the first thing to pop up in my head.
Isn't Keity Pop a mom?
Robert Jenkins
Good luck.
Luis Butler
Jayden Flores
Kevin Thomas
More often than not, beautiful people have beautiful voices.
They even draw beautifully.
David Long
>Yuki sneaks in a line into the script of Splatoon 3
>Callie talks to the player about finding someone you love very much
>Birthrate in Japan skyrockets
David Phillips
tenacity buff when? i want double charge speed :3c
Andrew Hill
>that small amount of side cleavage
That's the stuff.
Eli Butler
>i want double charge speed
no
Michael Young
it's not like anyone uses it. It'd be a personal buff for me
Logan Lewis
Asher Davis
Ryan Cruz
Dorks
Kevin Baker
keep it in your pants. You're seriously on the same level as brap and cunny posters.
Daniel Butler
>hairstyles are similar to the ones of the characters they voice
neat
Charles Hernandez
What cute fake idols.
Connor Jackson
ALL THE OTHER SQUIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
Elijah Williams
So the girl who does Marina's voice is actually black? What's she doing in Japan?
Gavin Brown
they're idols to me
Ryder Jenkins
Hostess®!
Jace Peterson
In the end, they're real to us all and that's what counts.
I like you.
Leo Adams
Lots of black musicians live in Japan to do commercials and shit.
Dominic Young
>Chirps
Dominic Cox
That's true, I was watching a show about chicken and they went to Japan and out of nowhere the guy who did Black Tar, Worlds Collide, and the rap part of Before My Body Is Dry appeared. Apparently he actually runs a soul food restaurant in Japan where he sells fried chicken, no joke. Some people really lean into it, I guess.
Joshua Adams
Joseph Thomas
they all look like who they voice. that's so cool
Jack Reyes
Alternatively, perhaps the characters were designed based on the people?
Henry Campbell
was THAT REALLY neccessary?
Isaac Smith
yes
Kayden Foster
Leo Perry
>buy Octoling Amiibo
>get shitty Witch dress instead of octo expansion hooker clothes
At least the Amiibo is useful for hotglueing.
Michael Bell
Blake Peterson
Michael Williams
>shitty Witch dress
You disgust me.
Carter Bell
Thermal Ink is only good for Maps with lots of walls and weapons with high range.
Ian Young
Who else /greenpilled/ here? I've never understood why the majority of Yea Forums likes Callie. To me, Marie is clearly the superior choice.
Jordan Flores
In case the other poster isn't here, I'll say it: Fuck off.
Luke Martinez
The ability being shit is obvious but I won't hear a word against witch beauty.
Ryder Nelson
>Missed almost the whole thread besides a post or two
Oh well. It’s on its way out, have a good one you fucks
Juan Sanders
There will be a new one soon.
Easton Ramirez
I suppose that explains why I've never seen a single person using it.
Jeremiah Diaz
Nobody likes to play Support/Anker in a game where NOBODY is pushing.
Isaac Jenkins
Yeah, its only remotely useful on like 2, maybe 3 weapons and even then, only on maybe 30% of the maps
Leo Scott
fuck off
thanks
Blake Cook
Doesn't stop me from using it, I just have to be mindful that I'm going in at a disadvantage.
Samuel Edwards
Cooper Cruz
Ayden Cruz
Thank you anons for the cute cephs. I hope to get better at drawing so I can contribute some of my own one day, maybe when 3 rolls around.
Xavier Thomas
Good luck dude
Blake Nguyen
Well, there they go.
Anthony Gutierrez
Wyatt Kelly
>it's the bucket
yessssss
Ian Perez
Jacob Ross
What did I do? I wasn't trying to start shit, I just wanted to know who else liked Marie. Is there some user that does this or something?
Juan Nelson
Stop
Jason Brown
Ok sorry
Mason Russell
Jason Hernandez
Brayden Cruz
Luis Jackson
Yes, and they always try and start a fight instead of loving both of them as a true fan would do.
Camden Reed
Joshua Flores
Hudson Ramirez
Oh, I understand. Well I'm not him. I think Callie is fine too, I'm just a big Marie fan.
Ryan Howard
Adrian Butler
Isaiah Johnson
Levi Bennett
Josiah Sanders
Isaiah Carter
Alexander Watson
Blake Foster
Charles Brown
Eli Foster
Gabriel Martinez
Justin Long
Christopher Ortiz
Leo Long
Evan Gomez
Benjamin Sanchez
Owen Wright