Hey user lets watch a movie on your console

Hd rumble

Any nudes of any 3?

this
this :(
and really this.

>watches 3 hours of game play videos

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>Why do they wanna watch a movie specifically on my console? I have a PC, a Laptop and an Amazon Fire stick with Kodi and Netflix.
Shame no woman will ever want to watch a movie with you.

I'm actually gonna kill myself bros. I will never lose my virginity.

fmk go

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Remember to sage

>ok, let me go turn on my xbox/ps4 that I also happen to own on top of my Nintendo Switch™ Entertainment™ System™™®
Not all switchfags are poor

I have a PC with a 1440p display and a 4K display along with my Switch. Watcha wanna watch ladies?

user, just buy a hot ass escort. Killing yourself over pussy isn't worth it, especially after you've had it.

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Guys, what does girl feel like?

*eyes pop out of skull*
AWOOOGA AWOOOOOGA

Like a bag of sand

Bags of sand

>Big tit sticc
Gross

user literally get an escort. Sex with someone you know turns into love. Women are not capable of love. Honestly even just a fleshlight is good enough.

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Here's me and my sisters watching a movie.

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what the fuck sonybrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos

my wife in the middle

sand of bags.

fpbp

3>1>power gap>2

How the fuck does this happen to someone.
I couldn't do that cause I'm too autistic and don't know how to find one (amerishart).

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bags of a loose granular substance, typically pale yellowish brown, resulting from the erosion of siliceous and other rocks

>His TV doesn't have Netflix
>He uses a console to watch movies

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Nah, not worth it. Your mom and dad love you.

Speaking as a chad who has had sex three times with two different women, some people will tell you that losing your virginity isn't that great. These people are lying and are probably also virgins. Losing your virginity is a huge weight off your shoulders and it fills you with a ton of extra confidence to not have that sword over your head. I could do nothing for the rest of my life and die alone and unloved, but I'd still be thinking "at least I'm not a virgin" and that will give me comfort.

"No thanks, viruses are for PCs. Please keep your HPV away from my controllers."

salty milk and coins with the texture of sand

fpbp

Salty bags of pennies

Retard zoomer

bags of milkies

Salmon and grapefruit

>chad
>sex three times

Most tv's have smart fearures nowadays. Amazon's firesticks are like 25 bucks on sale and they can stream 4k.

ok? is that something to be proud of? oh look at me I have a switch I play games but I can't get laid LMAO

Hahahahaha, fucking hilarious. This is excellent bait, may you have a good harvest.

fuck kill marry

okay this is epic

Nah, his mom loves him she's programmed to, his dad is caught between wishing the burden would be lifted and the realisation it would destroy his wife

There's a good joke here about all the QTE movie games on PS4 and Xbox and all the games focused on gameplay on switch, but I just can't seem to put it together.

By also being able to afford a PC

I have a plex server, a smart TV, and don't give a fuck what thotts say.

based maybe replier

>He values primal desires of flesh over his own sanctity and agency.

You literally have no free will if you do this.

FEET

>that milky mommy on the left
*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in milkies*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
WHOA MAMA

I want to cum inside the warm pussy of a girl from Yea Forums

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Hey, man, that was unneeded.

Working out gives me this feeling, sex doesn't. And I just finished having sex. If anything after I nut I feel like a heartless POS and want the girl to fuck off so I can go play Vidya

Damn

If you ever cared about being a virgin, then you're no chad.

>watching movies with more than one woman
hope you enjoy your romance films

fuck kill marry

3 > 1 > 2

Sure. I have Angelique on bluray.

Guys I'm going on a date with a girl, we're going to a graveyard for a romantic walk and I'd really like to make out over someone's tomb. How do I not fuck this up?

Okay. I volunteer.

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Thank you, I'm still working on the phrasing. I wasn't sure if the American Dad reference was too much.

>Amazon

>How do I not fuck this up?
Show up wearing a trench coat and hide behind a tomb, walk out of the shadows like a badass when she gets there. She will think that's cool as fuck and instantly drop her pants.

>posting on Yea Forums
>talking to girls

getting laid is nothing to be proud of honey
its literally on the bottom of the hierarchy of needs

FUCK YEA BABES

nice
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Don’t tell her about the plan, just go for it if you’re getting the signals. Nothing’s gonna dry up vagina like saying “I want to make out over a tomb”, unless she some crazy goth that might be a skeleton wearing a hologram.

not bad

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how about the heirarchy of Sneed's

its like somebody switched their tits around

which jrpg do you want to watch femanon?

formerly at the top

>taking pride in satisfying needs at all
lol

Marry, Kill, Fuck

Premarital sex is degenerate tho

Fuck off you vapid whores

Good call, especially at a graveyard. Ghouls and whatnot could ruin the experience.