Could you name your child over a video game character?

Could you name your child over a video game character?
He will be 14 years old in November, he must rage over the remake announcement.

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Who has it worse, Sephiroth or Dovahkiin?

>I am 21 inches long
Why does this sound gross?

Most normies probbaly don't understand how cringe Sephiroth is

Rate my stealth names
Travis if it's a boy
Felicia if it's a girl.

Dovahkiin, easily
Sephiroth can pretty easily just shorten his name to Seph and most people would just assume its a weird corruption of Seth
What the fuck is Dovahkiin gonna do? Dova still sounds retarded. Plus, Dovahkiin is so fucking red that it probably hurts to be alive.
Travis is fine, I don't know if you could pull Felicia off unless its a black kid
Travis Touchdown and Felicia from Darkstalkers, I assume?

>21 inches long
dang

Correct.
I'm hispanic. I think Felicia could work in that context. Though in our case' it's "Feli-see-a" and not "Feli-sha"

I legit want to name my daughter Amy or Hilde because of vidya...help.

I named my son Julius and get a lot of compliments.

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If we ever have a Julies game, your son will be blessed

You can stretch Sephiroth to be a religious name in some sense. Dovahkiin is completely utterly fucked.

:)

You can fake being a jew with Sephiroth, Dovakhin though, what the fuck is even that? Here's hoping the kid kills Todd.

Chad name

All my children are named Cid

I work at a mental health facility. You have no idea how common it is for people to be there that have 'uncommon' names.

Whenever I see a new patient file and it has some sort of wacky name (an alternate spelling of a common name, a very ethnic name not common in the region, etc.), I always know what's coming next: Somewhere in the file, there's an indication of harassment & bullying of some kind.

Dudes, if you ever have the opportunity to have a child, don't be stupid: Give the kid a common name for the region that you'll be living in. Your child (and you) will be thankful for not spending a chunk of their life in therapy.

It probably also has something to do with the type of parents who give their kids dumb names also being incompetent caregivers.

This. Had a job involving DUIs, and while reading the names I could always tell if it was for alcohol (a normie) or hard drugs (Crystal, Lazarus, Lavontron, etc etc)

I'll name my kid Ragnaros

Courage is almost 10 years old now.

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>11/03
>09/12
hmm

same thing with the goku quads thread, Yea Forums was so full of shit

>Gets on September
>Certificate issued two months after
Sounds about right to me. OP probably had a rough time sorting out and shits for the first month.

Cause you don't have a foot long pecker

I wouldn't the letter J in a name

>tfw named Yuri by my parent
Thanks, dad.

>teacher pronounces name as "feli-sha" as they should
>"actually it's pronounced 'feli-see-a'"
Would you really want your brown daughter to be "that kid"?

>be me
>named seth
>everyone thinks im a jew
>they even say i look like one

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Suck a fucking cock, J names are chad
>t. Jake

same except I work in corrections. You almost never get a John or Sally but you get tons of retarded shit like LaZerrion or whatever

How's the youtube channel going?

Is it a coincidence that both Sephiroth and Dovahkiin look visibly retarded?

We all know how he turned out.

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Sephiroth - Seth
Dovahkiin - Dave

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Didn't someone name their girl Reimu?

He said his name is Seth not Sef

I named my daughter after a dick-shaped spaceship

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