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Heir chads RISE UP

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bup while i get mine

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I got Heir/Mage of Void. What am i?

Irrelevant.

you like horse porn

am I OP?

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>tfw you are The King Crimson

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So what's the new thing lads?
>Page
You technically have the potential to become OP, but you start out massively underpowered and most likely will always stay that way.

Bard o' Void. Never read Homestuck. or anything related. What am I?

i got page/rogue/seer of time

Pick Seer, bro.

You will not regret this choice.

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I got page/price of time/void
which combo is the best of these

Prince of Time but you run the risk of screwing yourself over if you're not careful
Prince of Void would be a solid choice too
Page of anything is utter shit tier, avoid

RAGING
STOOOOOOOORM!

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>stardust-rider.com/hero
Prince of Blood/Void

>Page of Mind

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Mage of Void reporting for duty

am i OP?

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regular form

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you invite destruction of void or through void
you either cause all secrets in your session to be revealed or kill everyone with a black hole

god tier

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>hmm this looks cool
>homestuck

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Page is the onion knight; super weak at first until late game, where you become op at your aspect.
Prince destroys with/through your aspect. This also means your aspect is destroyed within you.
Time is time but it can also represent death, future, timings and more.
void is the void itself, misfortune,submission, and dark horrors
Prince of time is King Crimson, you can delete time and moments in time. You could also speed things up to their death as well.
Prince of void would let you reveal any secrets,
summon black holes etc etc

>hmm this looks cool
>but oh wait it's from this one thing that i don't like so i'm not allowing myself to like it in its own right
Retard.

Guy that read hs a year ago and was blissfully unaware of most bullshit. Homestuck's worldbuilding is really good and hussie is a very funny guy.
The last chapter/s were clearly ghostwritten and are trash, so is the ending and the epilogue. But up to like halfway into it, it was really enjoyable. Give it a shot

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Was light the asshole aspect or was that something else

I could give less then two shits about homestuck but some of the things hussie put in, like the class and aspect system, shrub it self, and the way a different "alien" race works with the blood system has a shit ton of potential that's fucking completely overshadowed once it becomes a teen romance

>sylph of void
whats that? is it good?

>Rogue of hope/space
Never got very far in homestuck but it seemed cool, what does this mean.

Someone explain what this means.

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I got Rouge of Void, what's that mean?

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youre an alcoholic and best girl

I got page of space

Here's a quick and basic rundown
You steal Void for others
You are the onion knight of mind
You steal hope or space for others. Like robin hood
You heal through the void

Is this his midlife crisis?

It's his always-crisis

You steal the essence of nothing out of an object, making it real.
You're Roxy Lalonde, the best human girl in Homestuck.

>girl
:^)

Stop reminding me of Homestuck, I want to forget

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This wasn't that funny.

It was pretty funny.

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Page of Time? Sweet!

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It's not but Davekat shippers seem to love it.

how good even would the troll classpects be if all of them reached their full potential

Dave x Karkat is the worst thing to happen to either character.
I'm just posting these because they're funny. Calm down.

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thanks obama

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I'm Page of Void.

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Any God Tier would be great at full potential, but by definition the Pages would be the most impressive. Tavros would just be a stronger John.

>Muse of Mind
but I'm a boy.

I don't know what the fuck this is but I got seer of void.

Does that mean I'm gay?

It means you're really good at seeing nothing.

Heir of Hope. What cool shit do i do

how about page of void? I googled it and it just said I'm an idiot.

>bard of void
404 incoming faggots!

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where my breathchads at?

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You make unintentional dick jokes, purposeful horse puns and are just genuinely creepy and sexual as fuck.

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Turns out I'm based as fuck.

I got this one too, someone tell me as well.

Truly the ultimate janny classpect

It's actually funny that both epilogue routes split up Dave and Karkat.

Knight/Rogue of void, what does this mean?

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Page of Space. I'll see you guys in a few years once I finish grinding.

Rogue of Breath, not surprised at all.

>Yea Forums mods allowing Homestuck generals now

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Unironically this. At least I know exactly what my powers do.

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Yea Forums barely has mods, it's all porn and waifus anyways

Fuck YES bitches

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Prince of time...please...tell me its good

Knight uses Void as a weapon, Rogue steals Void to give to allies

Not videogames

Yes videogames!

this shit has zero relation with videogames

You are The King Crimson

All hell breaks loose when it's not kosher and not video games but Twitter threads are ased and redpilled

Oh I missed you user

Based late poster.

they arent, but jannies allow them, if i could i'd buy this site, fire all staff and close it forever

I managed to get Prince/Thief of Void, wtf does that mean?

>if i could i'd buy this site, fire all staff and close it forever
This is truly based

>john gets best rose's-mom puss in Candy
>john gets crazy troll lawyer puss in meat
How does he do it, Yea Forums?

Thief of Hope/Space
???

btw, you niggers do realise that the result is displayed as you put the answers in? just change the answer to get what you want

You're either an artist that steals other people's works or a chad thundercock that steals chicks

Nothing/whatever you want, it's just for fun!

He's an intrinsic Chad. Even when he tries to spend his life moping around like a virgin his true Chad nature eventually comes out and allows him to crush the best pussy he can find.

i'm actually just a NEET virgin

is there a better character than dirk strider?

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>even Dirk seethes that John is the main character despite not being enlightened by his own intelligence

Now this is a legit contender for funniest thing in the comic.

Well the BEST version of yourself could be that

huh

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75% of those are horrible, focus on mind and hope for the best fren.

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Heir embody their aspect/become their aspect, they have a lot of their aspect. As a Hope player you have both light and """emotional"" powers like auras and shit. A heir of hope would have a lot of good shit happening to them, nothing would ever get them down, they always see the positive side of stuff, etc etc. As with powers you could flash people blind, burn people with your attacks, and have a shit ton of hope auras

Prince are self destructive fucks that hate their aspect even though its the most important part of themselves, they destroy their aspect WITH their aspect so they are also hypocrites. A prince of time would destroy time, either for themselves or others, literally king crimson, they could delete timelines and other's people time. Since time players are the most important players in the session they gotta be careful since they are prone to shit fuck up.


People that get more than one aspect/class, pick one.

Yea Forums, if you could choose any character to represent homestuck as smash dlc, who would it be?

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I got Mage of Void, how fucked/useless am I?

John no question. Dirk and Dave could be fun mechanically wise.

Dave or Terezi.

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>dave no!!! that's my egg dave! you're gonna get me pregnant dave!!!! OH GOD

post really cool panels/official art

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>another fucking swordfighter
Boring

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Knight of Rage Reporting in.
Sup

baby vriska

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based jannies

baby aradia

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just getting this out of the way
god homestuck circa act 5 was so pretty, and then hussie started either outsourcing or half-assing everything

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>invite change
what does that even mean? What can I do?

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Act 6 had some pretty stuff. John v Jack in the dreambubbles for example

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Thanks to the thread from last time, I actually got into reading... Problem Sleuth! What a great comic, and I don't even think I'm that far in. I may end up reading Homestuck afterwards. Thank you again anons!

>Thief of Heart/Rage
What's going on with it?

>those eyebrows
I have a desperate need to impregnate that ovum now

i want to suffocate between latula's thighs why is life so cruel

Rose is just that kind of gal

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Problem Sleuth is about 1674 pages, have fun user

>thief of heart/rage
Heart means souls and feelings, rage means ugly truths and fanaticism.
Thief is a dickass thief.
>thief of heart
Steals the souls of people. Superpowers involve knocking someone out of their body and possessing it, maybe. Or you could just sorta keep their soul in your pocket.
>thief of rage
Steals the drive and ambition of someone. You can pretty much turn anyone into some lifeless husk at max power. You may or may not get more determination yourself.

Heir/Page/Rogue of Blood/Space

go with page of blood i guess. its probably most close to what i already am.

It really, REALLY was.

When it's at its best, like in Act 5, I love absolutley everything about HS's aesthetic, the vibrant colours, the exaggerated shapes and sillouettes, the drawn-with-the-MS-Paint-pencil-tool-esque aliasing, and especially the animations when done properly.

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Píck one but avoid pages

youtube.com/watch?v=2IteFCFxKsI
>Those anime legs on karkat and Kanaya
God I fucking hate hussie

Hussie didn't have the best technical skill (though he wasn't by any means bad) but he had an excellent eye for style.
I wonder if he even remembers how to draw these days

>heir/knight of time
what does this mean for me

>Sylph of Light

oh boy

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Gonna post a few more choice animated panels.

Go through this one frame-by-frame and see just how much went into this quater-of-a-second or so of animation.

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Hussie was actually a good artist (see: And It Don't Stop), it's probably why he could pump out pages so fast. that and the drugs.

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What's a Page of Time

God I miss competent Dave.

>CT: D --> Addi%ion is a powerful thing
>TG: so am i
>TG: bow down before your new king bitch
kino

Pick one

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Modern Dave would rant about how calling someone bitch is wrong.

class strawpoll/aspect strawpoll when

prince of light btw. i feel like light is way overrepresented here

>heir/knight of time
Heir sorta accidentally wanders into their aspect, knight uses their aspect as a weapon.
Time is the constant march of time, entropy and never giving up.
>knight of time
Can and will *teleports behind u* from further ahead in the timeline, and will fight you with 7 time-clones at once. Can speed up perception of time for bullet-time reflexes.
>heir of time
Can time travel, and whenever you do, you'll be somewhere you need to be to solve a time paradox or something.

You're always running out of time for everything, making you generally incompetent. Once you pull yourself together, you'll become a time god.

Knight of Breath. why did he mean by this

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now
class: strawpoll.me/18487469
aspect: strawpoll.me/18487472

based

50% of all anons are void-bound. Light, which is just opposite void, should pop up every now and then. Light-bound are also really big attention seekers.

wtf is seer of breath

you can see when people brappe
and more importantly
who specifically brappede

Breath is symbolically represented as freedom and movement.
A seer of breath can probably find any blind spot, and skirt around in it endlessly. You know how to get away with shit.

Test said Sylph but I'm going for Seer because It's the one I feel it fits me the most, no doubts about the Light aspect tho

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is this you

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peepfags absolutely btfo

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How did you know

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>tfw reading a fic where Kanaya watches her wife, a chubby Rose, get fucked stupid by John

share NOW

Last time I was seer of void, this time I got page/mage. Where my voidy bros at or not at?

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I'm pretty sure AO3 links get marked as spam.

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someone give me a breakdown of hs

share the name then

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If you do something poorly but say it's ironic it's funny instead.

But In the Morning, It Might Just Change by NidoranDuran

>when did my ass get so fat????

Knight of void here, who wants to see me do cool vergil shit with void

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First half: Four kids play a video game. Meanwhile, a work dress code dispute causes the deaths of millions. Presented in a faux classic adventure game style.
Second half: Fuckall happens. Presented in a boring script style.

>tfw doing a porn comic based off this where she gets fucked from the other side

Hey what's this

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lol i dunno
muse is a master class, technically only supposed to be applicable to time and space
anyway, muse has all the superpowers, they just cant actively use them

Four 13-year-old kids, who are online best friends but have never met in real life, play a new multiplayer videogame which ends the world, sucks the kids inside of it, and then challenges them to beat it in order to make things right.

It's main draws are
>Lots of great comedy from character interractions/dialouge, as well tons of references to pop-culture and the early internet
>Sci-Fi concepts like time travel and alternate universes pushed to their absolute extremes in mind-warping fasion, challenging you as a reader to keep up and understand exactly what's going on
>Innovative method of presentation, incorporating music, animation, and interactive videogame segments among the more traditional comic pages

>tfw rose and roxy are canonically almost identical and could switch places with nobody noticing

Woah I'm so cool

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Good job on doing the test, user!

Thanks!

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huh should i pick it up

>Bard of Rage
So what am I? Murphy’s law in the flesh?

Yeah, honestly you find just the right way to piss people off. The more people think about you, the more they don't get it, and the more they get pissed off.

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Well that’s easy for me, looking forward to ruining a heir’s day.

> Thief of mind

Sounds cool, anyone know what it means?

Hard to say.

It's a legit masterpiece up until a certain point (about 40-60% of the way through, depending on who you ask), but then takes a massive nosedive due to behind-the-scenes shit, and from then until the end end it remains mediocre-to-bad with the occasional golden moment sprinkled in. And sadly there's no ideal cut-your-losses-and-stop-reading-here point, as the story is always building up to more and more potentially exciteing stuff and tantalizing you to keep going by dangling unsolved mysteries in front of your nose.

Also even at its best it's a gigantic slow burn, especially near the beginning, so you'll need to come in with a lot of patience.

Honestly just mind reading / mind control. You hijack someone's mind.

What does a rogue of space do

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Pretty much a summoner. Can teleport things to yourself. Rogues are supposed to be team players, too, so you could probably teleport people away, as well.

what about Heir of space?

Okay, heirs are supposed to naturally, passively come into their aspect, and have it sort of pop up around them in beneficial ways they can't really control.
I guess your super powers involve space warping around you. projectiles will always miss because they lose their momentum and drop or get knocked away, and you can sort of noclip through walls. You'll also probably never be lost, because you'll just teleport to where you wanted to be.

kinda nice

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Knight of Hope. this is me pretending to be surprised

mage/witch of space. what can i do?

am i schizophrenic? can i run a session by myself?

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>can i run a session by myself?
If you aren't a Lord you're almost certainly going to die trying.

reposting the polls
class: strawpoll.me/18487469
aspect: strawpoll.me/18487472

user, the slashes just mean you have an equal leaning to all those aspects and classes. Edit some of the answers you weren't sure about and some will stay and some won't. the ones that stick are probably truer for you.

>mage of space
Knows a shit ton about space. In other words, you have a very good understanding of physics and chemistry which you can feel free to use at any time. You can make bombs out of shaving cream and a railgun out of a nail and a taser. you also probably have basic magic superpowers like telekinesis and elemental manipulation.
>witch of space
You have very good space powers granted to you by a godlike creature. You can grow and shrink shit, teleport, and use telekinesis - all with very high power.

>knight of void
what does that even mean

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So lads what do we think the new thing they're teasing is? Is there any chance it'll be good?

Earth C dating sim

looks like friendsim but with non-hiveswap cast

you are janemba

>the living definition of evil
Welp

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>uses void as a weapon
Congrats, user. You fight using the power of nothing. The power of miniature black holes, i guess. You really just delet shit.

Prince of Blood basically gives you the power to be The Thing, right?

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god i wish

MSPA Reader will be one of the many people Jade fucked before marrying Dave.

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ok
we post images, and you have to give the one above a classpect
go

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What if you play as Jade and it's just fucking your way across Earth C?

Local user becomes president and launches the nukes

Yeah, more or less. If you want the whole impersonation deal, though, you should go for thief.

Unsatisfying, I don't trust Hussie not to fuck up and make Jade even more miserable.

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T1000 TIME BAYBEE

Blood is the most underutilized aspect. So much cool shit can happen with it.

Only if it ends with you knotting Dave.

>tfw been a jadefag since i first started reading in 2010
life is suffering
the worst bit is that she got real character development and focus in act 5 and then never again

Heir of Space?

Bard of Void

Yeah but it could be worse, you could be a karkatfag.

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There have been so many threads about aspect play and playing bootleg fansburbs and community fan characters and things cropping up lately that it's half making me expect an actual MSPA game with character creation.

i was also a davefag and a davejadefag, i know suffering

>was
Coward.

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>being a Karkatfag

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Can't be, that'd take effort out of Hussie

here comes the ship fags ruining the thread.

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What if he just gave the license to fangamer? They've been wanting to get into development lately.

>Hussie
>ever giving work to competent people who care about the franchise

Where have you been the last seven years?

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...

Got page of space, am i fucked?

You're right... I keep expecting miracles. Must be the faygo.

yes, now go get me that frog you beta cuck.

The epilogues just confirmed my own theories, Hussie was so determined to sink it that he made it far less ambiguous, and even then didn't sink it, just confirmed Dave is a shitty person.

All pages are fucked.
Pages are very incompetent and bad at their aspect until the end boss, where they MIGHT have figured out to use their tremendous latent powers. Or, more likely, you'll still suck. Have fun being extremely clumsy and completely separated from the rest of your friends!
If you do realize your potential, you'll have telekinesis and a bunch of physics-based powers.

There's a 1% chance you'll end up basically being able to warp reality to your whims and a 99% chance that you'll fuck up and render the game unwinnable

Reminder that as much as Hussie insists his true self-insert is Dirk, it's actually Dave.

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>Page/Sylph of Time/Void
What does that even mean?

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Imagine Tavros as a sucessful Page of Blood/Heart, would that have been a good arc?

successful*

Tavros is a shit character.

I know, I was trying to imagine a better fate for the stinky dude

user, not being around Vriska anymore is a better fate for him.

Hell, if Vriska never existed he would have become a gigachad and make Karkat look completely like a worthless fuck who no one gives a fuck if he commits suicide.

But Karkat is a completely worthless fuck

you have equal page/sylph leanings and time/void leanings
pick whichever set you think suits you more

I think Tavros has a good arc.
As a page of breath, he was challenged with freedom. When he finally realizes his potential, he should have a shit ton of freedom. And there's nothing more freeing than being dead. All's well that ends well.
I am very happy he died because I hate that little shit too.

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>the best ending a character can hope for is for Hussie to ignore them
ooofyikes

Shut up, Vriska...

wwhats his name

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"Sir So Hostile Even His Own Friends Agreed Not To Resurrect Him"

>story is based around a video game
>dont make an actual version of it when making a homestuck game

I'll wait fucking decades if it means I get to play sburb

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Caliborn prototype

Hussie spent millions of dollars and years of work to make a shitty two hour point and click adventure game that doesn't even have puzzles, and you think he could make a procedural multiplayer open world survival RPG?

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To be fair, he spent millions cause of a shitty game dev company that took the money and did jack shit with it

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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Yes, and that shitty dev company was his.
TOG only took a couple hundred thousand, leaving him with a shitload of money to develop an extremely simple game in the easiest to use engine. It's so simple in fact, that most of the assets didn't move beyond concept art because that's all that was needed. TOG didn't make Hussie open an entire studio in New York and hire people full time, burning through the money as quick as possible, then do it again, and again, and again. All these bad decisions keep being his. He's just incompetent, even compared to other kickstarters.

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Lord/Heir of Doom. Explain?

Don't forget that The Odd Gentlemen already had a track record of being shady.

What the fuck went wrong?

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Mage/Thief of Mind

I don't know what this means, but it seems kind of cool. Like a 'debate me' fag, but with magic powers?

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>lord of doom
lol
>heir of doom
Heirs find themselves being helped out by their aspect, rather than using it themselves. In the case of an heir of doom, you'll find enemies are weaker just by being near you. Some weak enemies might even die just from being near you. You've really just got a death aura.

also, im fucking tired
classpect user out

Seer of Blood. What's it mean? Atleast it sounds cool

...

>lord of doom
am i a schizo

He's trying to be ironically humorous when that ship has sailed.

I don't see anything wrong with this Huss

bucket hat

hoes mad

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you are tumblr incarnate

Someone tell me what the fuck an eboy is

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Fuck

yes

Seems pretty cool I guess. Getting to just jack brains seems pretty OP

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this is you

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on the other hand all the epin dog-dick memes were alluded to and monkey's-pawed with her wanting children and not being able to make any

I'M A FUCKING PAGE OF TIME. A AAAAAAH FUCK PAGES, FUCK PAGES, TIME TO TROW AWAY MY LIFE AND BECOME CHAD TO ESCAPE THIS HELL.

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Sounds OP.

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>Prince of Space
So can I destroy a whole universe at once if I'm strong enough?
Can I destroy the space between atoms to fuck shit up?

>with her wanting children

Breedslutfags came out on top.

After Hiveswap had Joey constantly referencing dogwombs, was there any doubt?

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the master race is her having a dog pussy

You mean growing fur instead of pubic hair.

No, you just have a habit of destroying lonely people.

>some people getting Lord
how?

daily reminder SCP discordfags spammed this shitty forced meme across the entire site
autisticreconcommander their fag leader born in 2000
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uh

I'm actually not surprised considering how much I like quiet

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What? are you in the wrong thread?

bruh

>baw they spammed shitty forced memes
>spams a text-dump
senpai?

what the fuck am i looking at

and the great thing is, even though it turns into irredeemable shit after act 5 part 2, by that point you're addicted and you think "how long can the last act be" when it is in fact longer than the rest of the comic

And then the epilogues are longer than the entire comic too

The wordcount doesn't stop from getting longer

Dave and dirk are definitely two of the best characters possible within the context of the story.

>you think "how long can the last act be" when it is in fact longer than the rest of the comic
It's actually slightly shorter by page count. It is longer by word count.
No they aren't, not even close. HS is 817,929 words; the epilogues are 190,398.

imagine the smell
oh wait
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, of course I meant word count. But the page count is what's sobering. Okay, 5000 down, how many to go? Another fucking 5000?
I remember when it finished I went to reread and it took me a week to get up to act 6 and then act 6 took 2 weeks (in part because it's such shit.)
Haven't even touched the epilogue, and I really don't see myself ever doing so. I pretty much erase Overture from my mind to begin with. No need for anything after Collide.

Maybe prior to the retcon, but after that Dave is a case study in how not to handle a character

Why is he so perfect bros?

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what this has to do with anything here

Epilogue's interesting. A Yea Forumsirgin complaining about it described it as character-assassination, but I saw it as an attempt to reconcile post-Act 5 Act 2 personalities with pre-Act 5 Act 2 personalities while also roughly jamming in fandom memes (sweater Karkat, dog-dick Jade, etc.) and drawing them all to their logical conclusions in-story. It's also the most on-track the story has been in literal years, and even though it's apparently still ghostwritten it feels a lot more like Hussie was the one that worked on it, it doesn't feel like somebody trying and failing to ape Hussie's writing style like Act 6+ and Hiveswap.

>Seer
Heirs are gonna breed you, bro.

well, yes. of course. anything in act 6 doesn't make a difference on dave's character prior to act 6. that stuff's all bullshit.

>ywn get mounted by a girl heir

>suddenly the old soul of homestuck was back, just in one character, but it was back
>never shows up anywhere else in act 6
sigh

if it's really more faithful to hussie style i might give it a go.
also don't fucking tell me there are dog dicks in this shit.

>Muse of Time
fuck this F only bullshit, i'm gonna be the beefiest muse in existence

It shifts focus back to John as the main character hard, plays around heavily with the story's narrative (who the announcer for the story currently is is a central focus with characters tugging back and forth for narrative control to twist the plot in a direction they want to go in), and establishes Dirk as the villain because he's enough of a narcissist that he literally cannot live if the story isn't focused on himself in some way.

It doesn't actually directly state Jade has a dog-dick anywhere but it alludes to it and that Jade has some kind of reproductive difficulty.

Knight of Space

Now what?

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Using space as a weapon, and also breeding frogs a lot. You can control all aspects of physical space rather freely (object's physical size, density, etc) and do, often, against enemies.

So I can pretty much just choose to have someone have their bone structure too dense to even be able to move?
Sounds really OP.
Does that mean also I could travel faster through space?

You forgot to mention that it makes her miserable in multiple ways.

As it should be.

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Am I invited?

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>The Muse inspires others' actions despite not being in a position to do anything directly by herself
nevermind, i fucking hate it
>as to fulfil her role Calliope only needed to die
i'm not fucking ready to die
i shall retook this bullshit

steamcommunity.com/id/johnvrisenthusiast
how can i make my profile more obnoxious while still being kinda subtle?

you already blew it if you were going for 'subtle'

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ehhhh, touche
time to dump a shitton of homestuck memes

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>Actual video game threads
15 replies, 3 images
>Homestuck thread
WELCOME TO MESSAGE LIMIT WOOOOOO

stay classy guys

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our autism knows no bounds

>Team Cockatiel
based

Shai'Hulud

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based

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Outdated meme
Jane is the one who should be in that image, not John

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Is she redpilled?

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success
fuck dying for some losers who can't get shit done themselves

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cringe but redpilled

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night hst, love you autists

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>his class is a seer

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>filename

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>dersecest with rose taking the lead
absolutely fucking based

What does a Knight of Blood do?

youtube.com/watch?v=agUl2xmrBuA

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STAY BACK HEATHENS

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>With only Nanna as a frame of reference, Jade doesn't fully understand the consequences of her massive tiddies

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I hate this person so much, but I am weak for the big tiddy Jades.

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I only saw this in the last Yea Forums thread after it died

Why is it so fucking funny

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Good to see a fellow alpha of time here.

>Badly drawn Toph

>her lack of social knowledge makes her all the more willing to hug and cuddle people, even with her massive mutt mammaries getting in the way
>they only get bigger once she has a few pups

One gun
Three bullets

Choose wisely.

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Shoot Karkat three times.

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Shoot you, op, and andrew hussie

Knights are cool, time powers are also cool. what the fuck does this mean though

Kill the other three, hold vriska at gunpoint while I explore her ass.

Shoot Gamzee thrice

I got Heir of Hope, what's that mean? I'm only on Act 3 right now.

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You are the Heir of Beliefs, bro. You only need to imagine bullshit and it comes true.

Also you are sexually attracted to hot Seer ass.
>But user, my teammate is a male Seer
And that's how you use your Hope powers to change his gender and life into a hot bimbo girl.

Waste of two bullets

Viable

She wouldn't be afraid because her luck would cause the gun to jam anyway.

Waste of three bullets, he can't die to small arms fire. Caliborn riddled him with hundreds of bullets.

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I got prince of void what does this mean

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Cut out a deal with Eridan, I shoot the other three if I can fuck him while he's March Eridan, otherwise the clown is kept alive at the cost of everyone else.

shoot the first 3. eridan will kill himself

based

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I just like shooting him.

A classic

Reminder to pet your witches.

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hes gonna get DIRKED

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>Implying Jake will ever get what he truly desires.

>Mage of Space/Void
I don't know right now, but apparently I can learn and help you with that

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Why the fuck do you idiots still care about this absolute dogshit webcomic. Wasn't the terrible ending enough to get you to drop all interest?

>He doesn't know about the epilogues

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Every time Homestuck "ends" it makes it obvious that it hasn't really ended. I know there will be more eventually and that keeps me attached, and the fact that I don't see any of these endings as actual endings allows me to enjoy things about them without raging.

I've only been into it for 4 years though, so the high is still strong.

don't worry dude i've been into it for 9 years and i still have a deep love for homestuck that i don't really have for anything else

>people will read a webcomic with more words than the complete works of shakespeare
Yikes

Yeah they were complete garbage just like the rest of act 6 and 7.
>MORE HOMESTUCK GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!!!

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What's he up to these days?
Are he and Toby still friends?

I'm following a liveblog of the series and the person in question tended to go on random tangents about nothing for most of Act 1 and half of Act 2, but once John started talking about item synthesis via alchemy the dude immediately stopped going on tangents and started reading earnestly. It's funny to see exactly when people get hooked.

nice avatar usage!

Your life must be incredibly sad if poorly drawn photoshop drawings and shitty flash animations are what you consider to be the height of media

>nice avatar usage!

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Homestuck takes place entirely in a videogame and has many video game things

But it isn't. It's a webcomic.
>474274079
Shit game nobody cares about. Go back to where you niggers belong.

What is a liveblog of a series? Is that someone typing commentary as the read another blog? How many layers deep does this go?

nice avatar usage!

It's where they type out (or stream) their reactions as they read the comic. I was following two for the epilogues, but they unfortunately died. So I can see someone fresh's perspectives on the things that went down instead.

Honest question, I know as someone who has spent 4+ hours a day on Yea Forums for 6 years this may seem crazy, but unironically how do you find the time to read a blog of someone reading a 7000 page story?

>Thief of Time
Cool.
I kinda wanted something to do with Prince or Bard of Blood or Doom, but this will do.

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Easy, I just spend less time browsing Yea Forums cause the liveblog tends to be more entertaining. And if I really want to see the reactions to certain parts, I'll just skip there.

Bard of Light.
it's good?

I am a Knight of Light and I fucking hate Thieves.

You guys need to be punished. Sexually.

>page of life/void
so is this good or what

Prince of Blood?

I sound edgy as fuck.

>lord of hope
unironically based

you become the thing/the t-1000 from terminator 2
also you destroy your bonds and have no friends lol

>Blood
You are fucking worthless.

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>Lord of Time/Light
How OP am I?
Also, if I have to pick one, which should I pick?

Destroy nothing or through nothing while also suffering from the lack of something.
Basically you can reveal any hidden shit or literally delet a guy, be creative.

insanely op, but i'd give the edge to time, probably

You won.

>Lord of time
Have fun doing whatever, that's op af

Pick time to become the best character in homestuck.

>You won.
So wait, all I had to do was be an edgy prick that wants to force others to live up to the consequences of their actions, and I won?
Well that was easy.

Her and kanaya had a thing for most underrated girls going on.

Also why didn't that make me Mind instead of Time? Mind's about consequences.
Is Time just the fallthrough for when it can't pick anything else?
I'm happy to be OP it just doesn't seem like it fits with the choices I made.

Your classpect is:
>Bard/Heir/Knight/Mage/Maid/Page/Prince/Rogue/Seer/Sylph/Thief/Witch of Blood/Breath/Doom/Heart/Hope/Life/Light/Mind/Rage/Space/Time/Void

hmmm.

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Goddamnit Kirby

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Time is absolutely about consequences. No other aspect punishes you as hard as time if you fuck everything up.

FUCK

Official Knight romance Tier list

>Mommy Worship Tier
Knight/Maid

>Femdom Tier
Knight/Prince (Female)

>Fetish Fuel Tier
Knight/Witch

>Hate Sex Tier
Knight/Mage

>Delete this / [REDACTED] / 8ased Tier
Knight/Thief

>Shit Tier
Knight/Knight

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>No other aspect punishes you as hard as time if you fuck everything up.
Well the world is fucked up already. As long as you're even remotely trying, it'd be piss easy to improve it.
Obviously not fix it entirely, but I find it really hard to see how you'd end up in a worse situation than when you began. The worst thing that happens is you might get older and unable to see the situation through, but Time should prevent that.
Though I don't know Homestuck lore. Is it particularly easy to fuck up the Hometsuck world?
Obviously if the Homestuck world were a lot better than our current one, it'd be a lot harder to improve it, and thus there'd be a much greater chance of exerting your power causing more problems than it fixes.

Geh, seer of mind. I could probably predicted this when answering first question...

No, you could inspire others to predict this.

I am not familiar with homestuck itself, is it meant to be so polar? I mean like whole aspect of neutrality/inward focus is missing.

It's piss-easy to fuck up your entire timeline, dooming the entire universe you're in. As an example, making slight miscalculations with the simple time loops, will result in a pile of your own corpses.
You don't fuck up the time.

>knight of breath.
So I abuse people's freedom?

Oof

It's not, the whole point of this is that you manipulate the entire aspects of reality. These are just the most obvious ways you can do it.

>413 replies
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the battlefield tomorrow.

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If I know next to nothing about Homestuck will I know what I get even means

I'll laugh my ass of if we make it to 612.

It's not, the whole point of this is that you manipulate the entire aspects of reality. These are just the most obvious ways you can do it.

It's pretty abstract in meaning. It doesn't actualy apply much to the story, it only helps you understand the abstraction if you read it.

Will knowing that you're a mage of void make you a different person?

>Heir of mind

Quick rundown?

any explanation as to what this is?
pen and paper? roleplay?
what are the rules? is there lore?
hello? what? how? huh?!?

googling homestruck leads you to web-comics or tumblr sites

So how do we play

Is this good or bad?

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Page of Blood,Mind,Space

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...

Oof you are basically destined to fuck up your run.

>he hasn't installed sburb yet

Sounds fitting.
Also I want to bump this user's question.

Knight of blood
I can't remember if blood was even useful

Just started reading Homestuck, what am I in for?

Its not, it's power of friendship tier.

>class: strawpoll.me/18487469
>aspect: strawpoll.me/18487472

>Yea Forums confirmed Page of Void, one of the shittiest possible combinations

>bump this anons question
You put your address in and get sent a cd in the mail locking you in with your class.

Very long amazing journey and disappointment

Following the ghost trail of an Odyssey that torments the soul. Full of wonder but unspeakable horrors and never ending fucking dialogue that puts the smash bros fan fiction to shame.

Recommend you just avoid it. As someone who enjoyed it. Stay back.

>You put your address in
Put it where?

Uh.... is there no address box?
This might be something else then.

Agreed

>Seer of Void
>One who invites understanding of Misfortune, Submission, Ignorance, Nothingness

this seems like a pretty shit class combo

Pretty good to spec with a space bro that your gonna need to get to end game.

I got Knight of Void, tf is this

seer of mind
neat

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Got Heir/Thief of Time

What now?

Bard of breath, no idea what that means

I don't know what this shit is but I'm a Prince of Mind/Time.

Bard of Void.
>Invites destruction of/with/through void
The fuck does that mean? Can I delete shit?

>Mage of Blood
what that

Reminder calliope and caliborn are based

>Rouge of Doom
Am I just Stitches?

You have an aura of good luck around you and you reveal secrets by just being around them. You could also talk to the eldritch horrors and let them talk to people around you as well. If you have teammate who's a prince of doom, you could break apart the game itself and make any session winnable i think. For combat, Im gonna just spitball an idea, you could mark a guy for deletion and over time, they become less and less relevant until they dont matter anymore in the battle or they are destroyed by void

Got Knight of Doom.

Not what I expected and not sure what to do or think about it

poke people and make them hellah sick

>Page of Time
What is this?

You can steal doom from your enemies for your friends. You can ether grief them or "save" by stealing fate from others for them
You know a shit ton about which bonds between people and communities will benefit you the most and blood itself.

You are the onion knight class. You lack the powers for time until you late game given that you have grown, where you become an op guy. Until then, you need teammates to carry you

Page of Heart/Void

What the fuck does that mean?

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>Page of Void
Pretty edgy but pretty neat.

also homestuck is for faggots

Page:onion knight class
Void:Misfortune,submission,ignorance, and nothingness
Heart:personality,Emotion,nature,impulses
Page of void: Once fully realized, you can become the nothingness, in the shadows at all times and helping your team. You could also cast any enemy into blackholes or make them disappear.
Page of heart: Once fully realized you can tap into the soul and the powers that come along with it. You could talk to the dead ghosts. You could also exploit the emotions that enemies have and more.

So either way I'm going to be edgy? K, thanks for telling me.

>Page of Light
am i useless? i dont remember how the classes work

Wow, thats a lotta replies
Hey what does Knight of space do? do i bend space to slice pepole in half or something?

474 replies in a HS thread
Are we forgiven?

I'd think you'd make someone get really close to a wall really fast. Or gravity manipulation maybe.

Not in Yea Forums

>Homestuck thread
>none of the powers make sense
>Those characters who have said powers in the story don't follow the "logic" the class system establishes.

the fuck is a page of breath

What do I do with Knight of Rage?

Based

stop being pages you fucks
get some cool class

BERSERKER

You're basically a buff mage to your team. You give them the power of air to fly, breathe in space, create barriers, etc.
If you want to be more symbolic, a page of breath gives others freedom, acting as a liberator

Heir/Page of Time
And I don't have any idea what that means.

Where were you when the epilogues redeemed homestuck

I there a more kino villain out there than Ultimate Dirk

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Caliborn and Ultimate Dirk are so fucking good
Caliborn is the best thing on act 6 while Dirk is the only alright thing in the epilogue
I woudnt say Dirk "redeems" the epilogue but he's great specially when bullshitting calliope

Page/Witch of Void

sylph of void/space

Whats the most interesting thing I can do?

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>all the paragraphs dedicated to fucking seething at how important john is despite him not being a very special guy
>to the point of killing him and ignoring the heroic/just dichotomy to make sure he's dead and only allowing him to be revived when dirk is far, far away, claiming even if he's brought back he'll never be story-relevant ever again

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Sylph: Healers through their element
Void: Nothingness, misfortune, numbness, unknown
Space: Creation, laws of physics, physical matter

In short, you heal nothingness/heal through creation. Voids would be able to bring people back from the dead and communicate with lovecraftian monsters. Spaces would be able to create/heal fractured planets, universes, and any inconsistencies.

You're pretty fucking broken dude.

Mage of mind
What can I do ?

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I took this test but i have no idea what this is about.
I got Knight of Time. What does that mean???

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It means you're the best character until suddenly you enjoy sucking extraterrestrial cock

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>Knight of Rage

FUCK YEAH!

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>no god tier outfits let me show my feet

Prince of Doom reporting in.

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How do you figure out what "teams" go with eachother?
Like is a Brad of Rage good with a Maid of Hope?

>Page of doom/mind/time/void
I'm so edgy snowflake

Rogue of Breath reporting in

>Mage: Understands their aspect
>Mind: Logic, outcomes, planning, decisions

A Mage of Mind would probably just be a slightly different version of Terezi

Just take off your shoes dum dum

Rage us the opposite of Hope, so the Maid could keep the Bard in check since he's a wildcard due to his class

Daily reminder that the trolls suck and they deserved to die.

500 replies.
We are forgiven.

>inb4 thread gets pruned/deleted

You enjoy getting bred by the Heir of Breath

You got the best class, but you need to avoid dumb Knight players who want to lecture you over petty bullshit.

>Blood
>Knight of Blood
Just off yourself, 8ro.

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So is there a homosuck game that actually uses class character building or is op just always started this way to trick the mods?

please tell me this is an instant loss

There's a game that's in development called The Genesis Project. Prob be finished in like another 10 years

>the slapfight about swords and realism
kino

many anons already asked for source/info.

you won't get an answer here. it's just a meme/circlejerk thread

Yeah, you instantly lose if you pick Seer as a class.