GET THAT HEADSHOT

Let me tell yeh the story about me old bones.

AND BLEW UP THE FUCKING BOAT

There's genuinely no excuse to watch Jerma's streams, too, since he has the channel where streams are cut down like his old videos.

I don't have cable so a lot of my passive entertainment comes from yt and twitch

background noise

This would be true if that channel weren't like 8 months behind

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I can understand this, but even then i don't think you are watching them for 6 hours straitght, which is how long Jerma's streams tend to be

youtube.com/watch?v=mIusTBftXjE

byeah

Yeah that's generally what I do desu. i work seconds so obviously not all the time but if he streams on my days off I tend to watch most of it. I mean I don't treat it like a movie or anything I'll watch most of it and maybe briefly do other stuff while it's on

His youtube editor is fucking dogshit, and completely butchers all of his jokes. The reason why the movies streams are so good is because you see how good an editor Jerma is.

hows the carnival stream going to go?

I agree, Jerma's OG vids are far, far superior to any stream vid we have gotten so far
Are you by the way talking about effectator or holy mack?

If there was a change in editors, I didn't notice it. They're both shit then.

Wasn't there some sort of special stream happening Saturday? I remember him mentioning it last stream but I can't remember what it was.

It already happened.
youtu.be/mJgn0mSBlSE

That Stuntman Ignition stream was fucking amazing

I'm glad he finally got around to playing that. Really underrated game and he seemed to enjoy it.

Do you not think that maybe you could try and make threads that are even slightly different? Better yet, not make eceleb threads at all?

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Effectator is a shit editor and a shit mod who only edits the unimportant videos.
Holy Mack is alright from the videos I've seen.

>The carnival stream is 37 days away

Soon.

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I mean I'm excited for that but I'm more excited for him to just be fucking streaming consistently again

First Vinny now Jerma, man... shit sucks

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>The carnival stream
wait what

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Can we agree Jerma is Mad videos are youtube kino?

>that Mario Gallery 2 stream where everyone was donating $50 to say "peepeepoopoo" or talk about how he prevents them from killing themselves or something dumb

The reason he isn't streaming alot right now is because he is building the carnival stream user

>all those JoJo edits he didn't laugh at
Reminds me how PDP did something similar recently, and it was tons of JoJo edits, despite the fact that both men have never watched JoJo at all. They're amusing but it's obvious that they do nothing for the actual content creators they're intended for.

comedy gold

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To be fair, Jerma actually did JoJo poses, so he kind of brought them on himself

How fucking awkward is it to be a goofy comedy streamer and then stop to read "thanks for helping me not kill myself this week Jerma"

What are some good streams for a new watcher?

Wasn't this post directed to the sperg who was freaking the fuck out about resident evil 2 for months?

oh fuck I'll have to start watching him again

TV superstar stream is fantastic

That post is older than the RE2 announcement trailer. It's about the guy who kept shitting himself about Pillars of Eternity.

>carnival followed by jermania 2019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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watch his old youtube stuff if you haven't

what about Hillary's e-mails?

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>ruins your stream

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>Don't you die on me.. don't you die on me.. you're my co-captain!.. you're my co-pilot!

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No, but seriously, what about them?

God that was a good shitpost

They could have picked literally any other game and it wouldn't have been as fucking boring as watching two dudes play terraria and barely talk to each other

I am sure he's a nice dude but I feel like Jerma has no chemistry with him, and it doesn't help that he's backseating Jerma the entire time.

It was never the same after the falling out

go watch the fall flat stream and repeat what you just said.
terraria was just a bad fit for them because ster knows the game inside and out and would never be able to sit still by guiding jerma around by the hand

youtu.be/1fjjeKS3VwM?t=2635

>make some dumb comment during one of those sappy GDQ donations, don't even remember what it was
>some fag got offended and says he wants me banned
>ask him if he used to tattle a lot in school
>gets super mad and calls me a fag
>he ends up getting banned for it
Get fucked, moron

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Well yeah, I start watching whenever I feel like it then stop whenever I feel like it. I don't watch the entire thing. And I usually have it on in the background while I play something.

''alien noises''

hes such a good entertainer but he only streams once a week. I think that may be part of why he puts out good content - he thinks about what he want to do instead of playing overwatch every day. Just wish he streamed more

This is why I could never be a popular streamer
I couldn't deal with a bunch of sad faggots latching on to me and saying stuff like that, it completely kills the mood for everyone else.

Parasocial relationships are the way of the future. The industrial revolution of emotional labor.

We're at the point where there are watchers who have no clue what an incredible duo they make most of the time, fucking bizarre. Star is kind of a prick, it was a bad choice of game more than anything (though he's been coasting hard pretty much since he started streaming).

Or the one guy who donates several times a stream. I'd feel bad.

Jerma Sells Out is one of the his best videos though.

Give me Jerma Rumble Live Action 2 or give me death.

I think that's why I kind of gravitated towards him, it allows him to think of bits you could do for the strength. Like that Blitz the League 2 stream where the manager looked exactly like him. It was perfect.

>moves in with etalyx
>they only stream together for 30 minutes on ster's stream once
what the fuck

Human Fall Flat and Lethal League Blaze are peak post-revival Sterma.

Am I taking crazy pills or what. Up until like two weeks ago he was streaming 3-4 times a week

I don't know if I should feel bad about this or happy that he's got that many fans now

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I mean as an average, hes very inconsistent. Sometimes he will stream 1-3 times a week and sometimes he doesnt even stream.

the peepeepoopoo thing was funny though. The sappy "UH MUH DEPRESSION MR.STREAMER LOOK AT ME" attentionwhores aren't

didn't he show up on etalyx' stream to ask about the savoury dog smell?

They're like 2 out of the 3 games they've streamed since the ruse cruise ended so that's not really saying much at all now is it

Jerma is like if Vinny was actually funny

Yeah that's weird. Especially since etalyx doesn't get near as many viewers as jerma. How the fuck can he afford to live in Las Vegas

It feels like almost every stream gets delayed to the next day or outright cancelled.

How is that even going to work? Like I know it's going to be twitch integrated but how so?

youtube.com/watch?v=ah-Q7uNt8Bo

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I assume something similar to twitch plays Pokémon but they're influencing actual machinery

>balloon landing with elvis on the background
i can say 100% that i love this small man

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i'll maintain that the live action rumble is the single most based thing jerma has ever done

He said he's using the that time to focus on getting the carnival stuff ready. Once that happens in a month he'll probably go back to 3-4 times a week.

What was the hardest jerma stream to watch and why was it lifeline?
Like I'm glad he played it but holy shit.

I honestly don't think anything can surpass last year's rumble.
The entire greenscreen debacle had me in stitches

he has been paying programmers and engineers to rig twitch chat to carnival machinery on the other side of the country. takes flights out there sometimes.
i also bet 100 dollars hes going to use this opportunity to make a clown car joke

I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Oh I know. I njust thought it was weird that other guy was talking about how he only streams once a week like that was the norm

>the little acoustic Viva Las Vegas in the background of him collapsing in the desert and recounting the horrors of the trip
Absolute kino.

Hotline Miami 2
He was decent at the first one but for some reason he retained nothing

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simpsons hit and run
it's hard watching a man as broken as that

JUICY

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They need to go back to playing terrible cheap co-op games again.

reminder that jerma is so based he intruded on vinewrestle and won every single match

Jerma most likely pays for the house

Blacks! We're Blacks! We're the Blacks! We rape at night we shoot at night we're the Blacks!
I'm the 20 percent that commits half of the crime, lets see what laws we can break this time!

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POP TARTS

They tried to stream the sequel to the game from Battle of the Executives but shit didn't work so they did Viscera Cleanup Detail instead and Star utterly refused to participate.

PLEASE GIVE ME THE POP TARTS AHHH

That reminds me, what does Kim even do for work that she was able to just move across the country because her boyfriend's internet was shit?

He helped him with the christmas stream too.
I think a good stream idea for them together would be for etalyx to teach jerma how to play rimworld.
It'd be better than star teaching him how to play terraria since etalyx actually has patience.

that's not how the song goes at all!

youtube.com/watch?v=2Es9vGDlbmk
who knows the truth
WHO REALLY KNOWS THE TRUTH

underrated

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if she lives entirely off of jermabux
he seems too nice of a person to say no to her

I'm sure it'll be fun but I want him to get back to streaming regularly again

BERRIES

Probably getting too far into it but i remember some guy saying her twitter status changed from having a job to jobless at one point.
I do have a very strong feeling she's living from Jerma's twitch bucks, especially since he's known as a charitable guy

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I won I won
I get a hundred bucks

>They tried to stream the sequel to the game from Battle of the Executives
Yeah I was really excited for that. Too bad it didn't work.
The Viscera streams with jerma alone were excellent but yeah star wasn't that into it.

>internet is so shit he decides to move
>last stream before moving he pulls out the cable from his router as a joke
>stream stays up
>the look of confusion and despair as he realized he had shit internet because he was playing on wi-fi the whole time
How can one man fuck up so bad?

>THE TRUTH SHALL SET YO-
gets me every goddamn time

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i take my hat in frong of you

Is Jerma actually 34 or is it a meme? He looks like he's 29

That savory dog smell tangent is still one of the most inexplicable things he's ever done

To this day I don't have a clue what the fuck he was talking about

LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-

What do you think the "985" stands for? Could it possibly refer to the year he was born? I think it does.

That's not what happened

>he doesnt smell his savory dog
noselet

Don't bully me my sense of smell has always sucked

youtube.com/watch?v=feP8TKKNcJ4
>tfw complimenting each other
how do I get a bro like this

i think it's best not to question the twisted logic of the labo streams

PUT CIGARETTES OUT ON MY DICK.

A few weeks ago someone asked him to call kim and he almost did but said he didn't want to bother her at work so I guess she's got something there.
I'm just glad she doesn't randomly pop in to ruin streams anymore.

>wife is forced to work
>live like a neet and stream
based

Labo was great, he needs to get drunk more often on stream

He really does have it made right now.
>Only "work" like 20 hours a week
>Make solid money and everyone loves you

Three sources of income for one house does sound pretty comfy

jerma probably makes exponentially more than kim does

idk, if he does more often then it's less special when it happens

He probably just has some genetic abnormality that makes dogs smell different, or lets him smell something most people can't. Or he just doesn't know what savory actually means, this is the guy that thought "commence" means "end" after all.

Star, if you're editing this together don't use the put cigarettes out on my dick line, okay?

got COXED

CARD COUNTING

I think by savory smell he meant that corn chip smell dog's paws have. He just couldn't place what it reminded him of so he said savory which led to confusion.

He explained that was thinking of "commencement" but misspoke, which makes it even more confusing.

He actually makes the same mistake in at least two videos, one with the meeting of the byeahs and again in one of the Mortal Kombat videos I believe.

After watching guys like Jerma I wonder how anyone can enjoy streamers who just sit there with no personality and play a game, reading subs and donations.

>enjoy stream, jeremy is talking about something interesting
>some retard donates 500,dollars
>chat spammed with le mr asian o face emoticon
>all ongoing discussion between chat and jerma dies instantly

how do you become such a chad with +10 charisma

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Is Jerma retarded or does he play it up on camera? I see him make simple mistakes repeatedly or not be able to figure out very basic things all the time