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Why does it's smell like ass all the time?
>Tfw QT unitologist walks by me everyday to work
>Smells so nice
>She smiled at me too once
>I might sign up for that stuff
>I hope she notices me
>What's the worst that can happen right?
You guys hear something in the vents or am I going crazy?
Did any of you guys see the planet when they popped the cork? Is this the planetary version of busting a nut?
>2508
>worshiping a stupid rock like some caveman
Fix yourselves rock fags
My favourite ship desu :3 nicole is waiting for me
my waifu is real now! but she's telling me to "make us whole". what does that even means? i'm not crazy, she is actually real!
Dead Space or Dead Space 2
yes, also yes
both
This made me lel
both
I swear if I find the little bitch that keeps opening these oddly huge vents I'll rip his fucking arms off.
It's not your wife it is a moon that made of dead bodies, that wants to eat planets.
Dead Space. But Dead Space 2 is also stellar. Both great games and it's tragic we'll never get more. Although, the more I think about it, the more Dead Space 2 seems like the perfect closure. It's just a comfy, happy ending.
I lost the password to the control computer, so I'm going to need someone to stand here and move the mouse every 19 minutes so the screen saver doesn't start up and lock us out.
To the asshole who keeps playing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' while i'm trying to do work in the office or relaxing on my break
Please stop, you're not funny
>Be careful with stasis.
>Very fast stasis necrosoldiers cumming at you at very hign speed.
Yo, is it just me or is that security officer bitch fuckin' smokin' hot? Like damn, I'd let her put a fist sized hole in my face with a Divet
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Aegis VII tomorrow
Who the fuck keeps singing little star? Shut the fuck up already I'm trying to masturbate!
Dead Space 1 first. 1 is unbelievable clunky if you play it after playing 2
The pay is good and being an engineer is fun but...these Altman praising nutjobs are gonna get us all killed out here.
Speaking of dead space! Amazon just announced that they are working on event horizon TV series.
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Janitor here. I just wanted to say I fucking hate this place.
This:
>be EA
>watch Event Horizon
>think it's a good idea for a game despite being a shit film
twinkle twinkle little star, i would rather not have come
Is there any way to play the side games like the hacking Xbox Arcade game and the mobile mining game one?
The Wii light gun game was actually fun as hell, I wonder if the other side games are any fun.
Event Horizon was great because so little is explained.
A TV Show would ruin the chaos.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR THREAD!
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>we'll never get a conclusion to the storyline where Issac uses a planetcracker vessel to cut the limbs off of the Brethren Moons
>125 views
thanks for sharing this hilarious video Oddly Rambunctious
>Just saw a guy running around with a giant "Comets #1" foam finger
Who the fuck let this guy on the ship? I don't feel safe here anymore.
We don’t deserve that kino
i literally searched "isaac clarke stomp" and picked the least gay one
What does that have to do with a giant planet cracker cutting the limbs off the brethren moons?
user probably meant to reply to
guys, i just noticed this.
>make us whole
>weakness of enemies is separating their limbs
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR (YOU)
Who's the asshole that keeps leaving all these original Xboxes lying around the ship?
If I trip over another one of these things I'm gonna break into your room and break your fucking Panzer Dragoon disc.
*THUMB* *THUMB* *THUMB* *THUMB* *THUMB* *THUMB*
We were never going to get that unfortunately. During an interview they said they were going to kill off Isaac and basically make spooky mass effect 3 with that chick from 3 as the new main character
Get a fucking room, not an air vent.
literally just a jumpscare shooting gallery with spooky spooks screaming BLAAAAAAAARG in your face.
Source?
And it had a great UI. Pity it wasn't as influential as it should have been.
>playing dead space
>walk into a room
>dead body suddenly jumps into life
>startles me
>next room
>dead body suddenly jumpts into life
>5 hours later
>DEAD BODY JUMPS INTO LIFE BOOOOOO WOOOOOOO SCARY RIGHT? DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH? WOOOOOOO
why do normies pretend dead space is anything other than a fun tps? they fucking love putting it on their shity top 10 scariest games lists. It's a fun game, but scary it is not.
40% of players never even beat chapter 1 of Dead Space
That's because the Ishimura is sponsored by Microsoft. It should have been us Sonychads who got the deal, but no we're stuck with gameless paperweights all over the ship.
how are these fucks allowed to become mainstream journalists who write shitty lists that appear in my google now?
google.com
"He also said he'd have loved to do a game with Ellie at the helm and had always "imagined her as the protagonist of Dead Space 4".
A buddy of mine in medical just sent me this.
That's probably just a bunch of cloned limbs stitched together. Those guys in medical are sick fucks. Half the time I think they're all drunk on that medical ethanol. A buddy of mine from the security team went in to get a finger reattached after he accidentally sliced it off and he said they put 2 back on! I don't even know where they got the extra finger but he said it works and he ain't going back there if he can avoid it.
I still don't exactly understand how the market is related to the necromorphs. And what the church of unitards has to do with it. It's not like a virus, so how does seeing the marker or whatever make you turn into a necromorph? How does it spread to other people?
>*LOUD NOISE*
>"Sorry, my pack of chewing gum fell on the floor"
GUYS THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS
GET ME THE HELL OFF THIS PIECE OF SHIT SPACESHIP
imagine if dead space wasn't owned by EA, dead space 3 might have been good
You signed up for it, buddy. Look, it's not that bad dude. A 4 year bid, free food, lodging, medical, and plenty of babes. The pay is decent and since you're stuck on this shitpile it's not like you'll be spending it. Just relax and figure out a comfy schedule. Make some friends, hang out after your shift. It'll be over before you know it. Pretty soon you'll be on a shuttle back to the sprawl with a fat wallet and nothing but time. Plenty of guys do 4 years on and then NEET it up for a year and then come back. You can live like a king on Titan with the cash you'll have.
Who the fuck keeps dropping that metal pipe?
Every
damn
day
I walk through these corridors and somebody drops that pipe, I swear the day I found the person I am going to shove that thing so far up his ass Unitologist will think a marker is growing out of his face.
How do I play the Dead Space mobile game in 2019? All the cracks online are just Russian malware.
That's not a metal pipe, it was my wife(male) and her boyfriend's(male) atomic dual action 4way dildo which I borrowed with me. kinda heavy iimss(if I may say so)
Those bat looking ones infect dead bodies but I don't know how an object can change DNA. I think they said the original markers were ayylmao bullshit and all the markers ingame are man made so it's not doing what the original markers do. Might be like some Mass Effect Prothean Beacon bullshit idk.
great atmosphere, best UI of any game to date and good enemy design/variety
then they made it into an awful action game
fuck ea