WTF did I just play?

WTF did I just play?
Seriously, wtf is going on in this game?
I understand nothing

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sad attempt at starting conversation OP

working as intended. now play it again in new game+ and stunt on those niggas

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It's not your fault. It's just a typical unpolished eurojank.

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The greatest game ever made is unfolding before your eyes, and you want to focus on the story? Focus on the Elder God-tier gameplay and aesthetics, the monstrous mechanical depth, the excellent soundtrack, really, anything but the story. If you can look past that, it’s a masterpiece.

I solemnly promise that you will never understand any of it. Enjoy the ride.

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Did you go fast, op? Did you level your cyberlegs like a good Culter?

beat me to it.

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I don't even understand the gameplay yet. It feels like Deus Ex on heroin.
Why can I buy weapons when I can get them for free from armories?
Why are there 4 different kinds of hacking?

and how the fuck does sneaking work?
the enemies always spot me from a mile away

>I don't even understand the gameplay yet.
It'll click eventually
>It feels like Deus Ex on heroin.
because it is.
>Why can I buy weapons when I can get them for free from armories?
In between missions, when you're in the temple, there's a weapons vendor who will sell you cool new weapons for brouzoufs.
>Why are there 4 different kinds of hacking?
Because they all do different things

>and how the fuck does sneaking work?
what kind of pussy are you?

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When you buy a weapon you unlock it in the armory. You can take all the weapons from the armory right away. There's only one type of hacking but here's different attacks, it's explained well, just read what they're doing.
Just don't make waves dude.

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>how the fuck does sneaking work?
It doesn't. Kill them all.

I guess its time to download it again and play for 30mins

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>Deleting it in the first place.
ISHYJDDT

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>ISHYJDDT
I seriously hope you Jians dont do this?

bingo

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Dont do it. It fun sometimes, but all the walking isnt worth it.

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Not OP. I have to redownload this shit now, stopped after an hour of play last time.

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>Start game
>presents itself like a Deus Ex kind of game
>the tutorial has a tutorial inside it which is essentially dozens of videos explaining every mechanics at once, overwhelming me with confusing and seemingly nonsensical information
>the tutorial outside of the tutorial doesn't actually let me put any of these in practice and instead makes me long or crawl for very long distances
>finally start the first mission and try to stealth and use all my tools
>every stealth approach fails utterly and no matter how many times I reload absolute and complete chaos is the only outcome the game will accept
>the story is giving me a genuine headache and is just as nonsensical as the game mechanics
>realize this is more of a serious sam with powers than a deus ex
>the shooting is actually excelent
>I stopped minding the absurdly vast and mostly empty levels and instead started to revel in their gorgeous aesthetics whilst murdering everything in my wake
>the rest of the game unfolds like a dream on psychedelics and I have now completely abandoned myself to the chaos and absurdity, having the most fun I ever had in a game before
>It's so fun I keep replaying it, and eventually the story somehow wraps around and starts making sense
>but by the time I understand, it's too late and there is nothing I can do about my newly gained insight anyway, for I am trapped forever in this madness

My god was that game a masterpiece. It somehow manages to turn every shortcoming and flaw into a strength. It's like the perfect accidental recipe, I genuinely think games like this cannot and will never be reproduced.

THERE'S NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND, JUST EXECUTE ORDERS.

SERVER WHEN

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Good timing, OP. I just finished my first playthrough and I'm a bit confused. Do I have to play through the other paths for things to become clearer?

>All these cyberbrainlets that don't get it
The thing you really have to understand is filename

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>Do I have to play through the other paths
To see the "true" ending? Yes
For things to become clearer? I doubt it.

STOP MAKING WAVES

Did you remember to put everything into your legs?

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>how the fuck does sneaking work?
Are you using invisibility?

I have never played this game but I just know your legs are somehow fragile

i like the part where the game sometimes starts you halfway through the level

You are you, your mentor is you, Rimanah is you, every choice is canon, I'll wear your fucking moron face as a party mask

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>makes me long or crawl for very long distances
Lmao, he took the "shortcut".

>he has fragile legs

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What's the best weapon and why is it the BOSCO Really 911

>walking
Upgrade your legs, you dumbfuck Jian.

>fatal wounds
what?

Just enjoy the gameplay.
The translation issues made the story iffy.

It's a permanent wound that can only be healed by searching the right technology. It removes a bit of your stats. You can get those by dying.

This weird thread again...
Dejavu

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French here, the story is just as weird in the original language. You just don't have the language errors.

>You can get those by dying.
i got one from using my triangle move in the last area, is that supposed to happen?

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=o0Bp0vL1aGg

Oh yeah, those moves can give you fatal wounds too.

Iirc they're guaranteed if your body falls where it'd be "unrecoverable" without unstuck commands. Don't fall down bottomless pits.

got it, thanks for the heads up

The tri beam drains the users life away

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You don't need to die falling, any death can give you fatal wounds though falling may have a higher chance.

Falling is guaranteed, everything else is karma.

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So wait, is stealth really not an option? Is it a problem with how the enemy AI is programmed?

would anybody play multiplayer if i hosted?
what rules are best for multi?

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Max out reinforcement or there won't be enough enemies. Also put the challenge at least on normal, easy is ridiculous.

Stealth is an option, it's just unwieldy or unusable.

I'll join but I don't have much time to play.

I'd play. The main thing that's important in multiplayer is to have reinforcements on, otherwise 1 dude runs ahead killing everything while everyone else stands around and gets 250 brouzouf each map because everything is dead.

Is it worth learning french to appreciate the story?
I also want to play more french games, not just for this one.

>Is it worth learning french to appreciate the story?
Not at all. As I said you don't lose anything.
>I also want to play more french games
Which ones ?

>the virgin Bosco Realy
>the chad TRK A.D

Whoa there champ, no, French is not really going to make this game better, and I really don't know why you'd think it'd help your enjoyment of other games in general.
If you read things other than games though, French is a different kind of prose that could interest you.

So did you make your server ?

working on it, it should be up under the name "di/v/ine cybermancy" with the password rage but im having trouble with port forwarding

Not that user, but I'd enjoy it more if the whole premise of a fighting wasn't based on respawning enemies with horde mentality every fucking mission. I can turn around and get new enemies 5 seconds later from the cleared corridor, but then again there's no real punishment for dying since you'll respawn and your progress isn't lost. That makes this game tedious and not challenging.

There's achievement for 17 backstabs in one mission, how the hell are you supposed to do this without sneaking?

step 1: Equip the damocles
step 2: circle strafe
step 3: backstab

Backstabs don't have to be done in stealth. FYI you can backstab a helicopter with a hammer. Also use the cloak.

some dude joined so I assume its working
Server is "di/v/ine cybermancy"
pass is rage

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3/32

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Were you making waves?
Just don't make waves.

Does this have singleplayer? Or its like killing floor?

Sequel when?

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it's an rpg you can play with friends or by yourself

Streumon fucked up their 40k gig so don't hold your breath.

Besides, EYE is a happy accident, there is no way they could make a satisfying sequel on purpose.

Alright culter, daddy Rimanah has taken you to the pet store but you can only choose one pet to take home. Make your choice.

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Bobby

>08/15/19(Thu)15:01:08 No.474249739
any answer besides bobby the bug is aretarded one

6/32

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Does this game need multiplayer to be good? I always thought it looked fascinating but my internet a shit

Nvm should have read the thread

Juanito porfavor

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bump

RIP Dutch

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>Im the only one who doesnt kill Dutch and tries to keep him alive in the Space Hulk mission

I always try to save him, even on Mars where it's hard.

>Everytime I come to these threads there are new ocs
Keep the good work, looters

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Is there a game with a bigger gameplay-atmosphere discrepancy than E.Y.E.? The level design is mostly shit, but the atmosphere is god tier.

I liked most of the levels, they are unique, and they fit the gameplay.

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Literally, exactly this.
I'm not sure if it's fair to say this game ever "clicks" inside your head, it's more than this game makes your brain unclick and there we go huh.

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Isn't it literally impossible to save him on Mars tho?

No it's possible, you have to keep following him and healing him.
Only a true Culter can do it.

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You can save him with judicious turret placement and using the healing syringe on him. It's a fun little challenge.

Wow, I never knew!
Time to begin another cycle I GUESS

You can do it on Vindico level, on mars he gets killed by a script

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Talk to the freindly nun gun lady's. They give the first hints. Understanding requires you to beat the game 3 times.

why the fuck is this webm transparent

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Yes, this is what I thought as well?
Some sniper bullet or explosion that is basically just spawned by the game or something like that.

alpha channel being black

explosion and trigger to kill him

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Only good thing about this game is the OC.

I'm pretty sure you can still save him on Mars.

I beg to differ

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IT MEANS A DOOR IS ABOUT TO HACK YOUR CYBERBRAIN AGAIN! HACK BACK INTO YOURSELF NOW OR FOREVER BE A CYBERBRAINLET user!!!!!

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Does accuracy improve recoil or does it just improve spread?

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On a modified map maybe, there's a trigger that kills him, you cant heal it out or tank it for him

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OC?

neither, more damage with weapons

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>your legs are somehow fragile
Maybe yours are

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Oh, well thanks for info.

How do you pronounce brouzouf?

Is there any command to optimize the game for toaster laptops ?

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Origami Cyberlegs

Bro-zuff

this thread made me buy the game wish me luck

Broo zoof

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Standard source games optimization methods really, do not try to run it on dx8 cuz all entities/models just vanish and you're left with basic level geometry
have fun

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good luck, and remember, buy cyber-eyes in the HQ so you can actually see thru darkness
bearkiller .444 best gun with most damage and penetration btw

This

Dont listen to him user, this whole thread is the rambling of a madman, this game doesnt even exist

What the fuck? Am I stupid? I do not understand.

original content ya ninny

Upgrade your legs, you'll thank me later.

Did you buy it for a penny like everyone else did?

So that's why I keep seeing this guy called Anonymous going into a thread and just replying to himself over and over again...

I have them at about level 4 or 5 right now. Am I in for some shit if I go Legger?

the game begins for real when you have lvl 9 cyberlegs and the brazilian distortion hammer

Lvl10 or nothing.

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I have the stats for it I just need Brewxof.

>not getting it on sale
protip for character creation: put all tree things into metaserum and reroll untill your stats are in the 30/40 range
crit and superhuman reflex dont do shit

Favorite Weapon: grenade launcher
Favorite Sidearm: bearkiller
Favorite Melee: explosion sword

But
You're that guy called Anonymous

nice mandalore webm

Meant to reply to this.

SHIT

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*SLAP!*

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So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

>tfw this jackass baited me into thinking there was a seperate undead route
Should have known he wasn't kidding when he said army of the dead.

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

So tell me, how many cycles has it been since we started?

>>Visual Hallucination.

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>Streumon fucked up their 40k gig
How could they fuck up a 40k game? It was their dream job.

Does any philosophy-buff know if there's a difference between the signifier and the signified when it comes to the significance of killing someone without being their murderer?
I really like that line from the game and I think it captures the essence of the game, but I don't know why.

Also did someone set their posting to fuller-auto again?

What's going on in this thread.

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I wouldn't worry about it

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I like where this thread is going
>your legs are broken

Holy shit this takes me back.

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"I killed someone when I didn't stop them from jumping on the train tracks, and yet I am not their murderer."

I'm pretty sure you don't know the question I'm asking. The signifier and the signified are pretty precise terms in the specific question I'm asking.
If you do understand my question then I absolutely do not understand your reply.

Original Content.

There's nothing to understand, nothing makes sense!

Beat it three more times you fucking loser.

Thank you, Culter Dei.

Maybe the real meta-streumonic force was the waves we made along the way.

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JOIN THE FUCKIN SERVER

This thread again... Deja vu...

The last cycle was pretty great

STOP MAKING WAVES

MAKE ME

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He might be the trigger but not the gun

This is my favorite picture it brings me such joy idk why

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>My Legs are DUST

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I tried the game and I got pretty bored

So basically you were also the king that is found on Mars huh? Just in a different wave aka reincarnation

>mfw even at minimum friendly fire damage backstabs still instakill
Such a shame you can't set multiplayer to infinite lives. It's fun as fuck but it rapidly becomes impossible to get anything done when everyone is fishing for team kills.

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when are people gonna host a pvp server?
campaign gets old kinda quick on mp
also rip anyone who doesn't play the singleplayer mission-based mode

there are 2 br servers up

Having friendly fire on always either results in everyone running around backstabbing each other, or casting Hypnotic Gate on each other

I AM THE CULT TRAIN
> casting Hypnotic Gate
Good

good job on that one mate

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JOIN US NOW AND GAIN THE BROUZOUF CULTERS YOU'LL BE FREE

They're required to minmax the game. Skills get more expensive to increase as you continue. EYE patricians will farm all the science and brouzouf that they need, then alternate between farming levels and farming fatal wounds. Decreasing skills with fatal wounds lets you keep buying them at a 1:1 point ratio, instead of having to spend 2-3 for 1. Then when you're completely done leveling, you research bioregen all the way while AFK (since it takes hours if you allocate min scientists, while being expensive as fuck), all your fatal wounds get cured, and all those stat points you lost are restored. Now you have vastly better stats than anyone else at your level could have, but it'll be so expensive to increase them that you're basically softcapped.

>casting hypnotic gate on people
>not having a hacker character just to hack your teammates and annoy them without killing them
>mfw my shitty psi teammates try to hack their own brain back, fail, and die

still have a server up?

YEAH BOYYYYYYYYY

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