There are dark souls niggas who actually married and fucked anri of astora’s bacon pussy

>playing females in souls games with their trash tier character creators

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Based
I somehow managed to create a decent looking male character which surprised the fuck out of me. Idk why they make their character creators such trash

>implying I didn't do the genderswap glitch so I would be a dude and marry male Anri to have hot bacon dick

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>Implying I would ever take the helmet off
>Not being more turned on by fucking her with her fully armored and covered
You're nothing.

This guy is SSSSMOKIN
Great idea and new fetish acquired

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>wanting to bring children into such a grim world

:)

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In that ending don’t you bring on the age of man? Meaning that shit will actually be normal and somewhat ok?
Effay as fuck, what did you play as?

>impregnate several females or otherwise steal newborn babies with the undead curse
>keep them secure until ripe age 12~
>kill them
>time-frozen undead children
>bring them back into civilization, prostitute them to pedophiles

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I didn't know about that ending, so I honestly just assumed Anri and Horace were homoes.

Since when could you freeze time?

She appears next to you in the Londor ending

I wish I could marry and fuck Yuria instead.

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based

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I don't remember these endings at all wtf

i killed her for the equipment

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the only two that are impactful (end of fire / usurpation of fire) don't answer anything so that's really not surprising

>there are dark souls niggas who actually think their game is better than Dragons Dogma

There were multiple depending on how you interacted with NPCs during the game
Why is no one in the game as pretty as her? Maybe except that sunlight chick with the huge boobs in DS1 and the fire keeper

when you fall to the undead curse you're doomed to remain at the same age forever

>There are dragon’s dongma niggas who want to insert their shitty game everywhere

Why make her pretty if she hides her face all game?

>there are dark souls niggas who act like dragon's dogma nigga who act like they want to insert their game everywhere, specifically in a thread with dark souls niggas who married and fucked anri of astora's bacon pussy just to make dragon's dogma niggas look bad

>if she hides her face all game
You answered your own question.

>In that ending don’t you bring on the age of man?
Yes and no. The 'Age of Man' is really just the 'Age of snake jews feeding on things that used to be men'. Yuria serves Kaathe, and all Kaathe wanted was to start the Age of Dark where everything but Promordial Serpents would grow weaker and weaker until they could control everything themselves and feast on the souls that remained.

I had to read a guide to even find out about Yuria. Yoel died after I used his level up a single time my first playthrough.

just shut the fuck up dumbass

>there are mad as fuck niggas who act like dark souls niggas who act like dragon's dogma nigga who act like they want to insert their game everywhere, specifically in a thread with dark souls niggas who married and fucked anri of astora's bacon pussy just to make dragon's dogma niggas look bad that just got caught and are mad as fuck niggas

Wtf I thought the age of dark would bring upon the uprising of man and they take over the world

You get it if you summon her for Soul of Cinder

keep your shitty headcanon to yourself user

the hollows would have died if that was the case
it's probably some kind of age of gray or something

Man fuck miyazaki for not making it clear

Hello

Friendly reminder:
2>1>3

Nope. Snake jews tricked you. That said, if the whole "Everything is a cycle" point is to be believed, it doesn't matter, since eventually the Snakes will starve to death, the world will go completely dark, the dragons will return, and everything will start over. Except now there's three immortal beings who could actually survive through all that.
>Age of Dark ending in DaS1
>Chosen Undead walks out of the Kiln and is immediately greeted by a dozen snake jews who go "We're ready to serve you out 'lord'."
Yeah nah, the snake jews played the dorkwraiths.

didn't play 2 but it's lore seems a lot more coherent than the random unexplained stuff (deep, profaned flame, dark sigils) thrown in 3

Putting 2 above anything immediately invalidates your entire post

good thing I played male

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"I did not play 2 at launch" the post

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Fuck off Epstein

were you roleplaying as griffith?

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2 at launch was fucking garbage wtf are you talking about?

I never realized Anri shows up again in that ending. I thought she dies for good at the wedding part.

pvp

You didn't play the Ringed City where a point is made that the Pygmies would've grown stronger in the Age of Dark, huh? That's entirely Gwyn's fear.
>B-but the old plot had Kaathe and evil dark!
The old plot and its lore got cut. It's no longer canon. The same as the original plot for DS2, and even DS1. None of it is canon. Hell the same fucking information says Miyazaki wasn't involved with 3 until later in development and he caused the rewrite that lead to the current plot, it was literally a DS2 situation beforehand.

Oh... pvp was god tier lol

> santier spear dual avelyn
>hexfaggots oneshotting everything

you implying its a bad thing?
dabbing on havelclowns were the best shit

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PvP was dogshit in 2

based pretty boy.

The PvP of soulslike games reaches its highpoint in 2. Every aingle other instance of PvP in the series is inferior.

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Which one is better? DS1, the exploit singularity? DS3, the R1 rollfest? Or is it Bloodborne, the game where everyone is in iframes for half the fight and twenty heals?

Imagine actually caring about PvP of a souls game like wtf

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DS1 had actual tech and counters to them, its the only game with an actual in depth PvP experience that rewarded good play.

>tech that at the highest levels boils down to 50/50 backstabs

>Dead angles
>Actual prediction needed for parrying
>Each backstab fish had its own counter
>each of those counters had their own counter
>Jailing people into spells
>Lockless archery was actually viable for PvP
>Jailing people into greatbow shots
>intentionally backstab canceling to avoid dead angles and reposition better
>getting out of flinch tech
>Spell swapping
Its like you haven't even tried high level PvP

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Literally bows to you in the ending

In this strange universe it’d be even more weird if she actually died from something as mundane as being run through the face with a sword. It probably didn’t even leave a mark

You know most of those don’t actually come into play at the “highest” level yes?

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But we’ve been talking about the highest levels the whole time.

No we haven't we've been talking about the best PvP and Ds1 has many more options
>tech that at the highest levels boils down to 50/50 backstabs
This is clearly false and you're attempting to diverge from that fact

>imagine being soo bad at PvP you quit after a handful of duels

Damn, such low self esteem.

Hexfags 1 shotting everything is DS1 tier bullshit.
You can only shoot Climax 2 times in DS2 and that's honestly the only spell that can consistently one shot.
Most don't bother with it since it fucks your SM anyway.

But it does, because they are the most potent things in the game. Anything else is flatly inferior to locking an opponent in animation.

>Actual prediction needed for parrying

That was implemented in DS2, DS3 and BB.
DS1 has easymode instant parries.

*poise backstab one shots you*

You forget Sanctum Crossbow

Damn Yuria looks like THAT!?!

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unnecessary, we can already tell

If you do nothing but go for backstabs, you're gonna get shit on by someone who actually knows how to out play that shit. You're flat out wrong.
All those games you listed have a better and more forgiving parry system. DS1 you couldn't parry on reaction for most of the weapons, you'd have to predict or parry on known windows against stuff like the Claymore or Dragon's tooth. It was ALOT harder to parry in PvP in DS1 then any of the other games.
D aMn, ya got me

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DS1 PVP is fucking awful thanks to the very badly balanced poise breakpoints and backstabs.
These problems on their own aren't a big deal but when combined they are game breaking.
It's no wonder than DSR got deserted in 2 months after release while SOTFS and DS3 still pull 2K and 8K players consistently.

“How to play that shit”
The second you do literally anything you have opened yourself up.

BASED

Take this, user.

boards.Yea Forums.org/aco/thread/3352258

You clearly don't know anything about how backstabs work in DS1.

>All those games you listed have a better and more forgiving parry system. DS1 you couldn't parry on reaction for most of the weapons, you'd have to predict or parry on known windows against stuff like the Claymore or Dragon's tooth. It was ALOT harder to parry in PvP in DS1 then any of the other games.

You have it the other way around, parries in DS1 barely need prediction because they are instant, while in DS2 and DS3 you regularly see ppl parry the air then the opponent attacking and getting parried, especially vs fast weapons.
In these games you have to parry way earlier and thus prediction based on opponent movement and direction comes into play and only hugeass slow weapons get parried in reaction.

Because women are factually hotter with full helmets.

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yeah, they don't. They're called "Frontstabs" for a reason

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99% of high level DS1 pvp is unlocked backstab fishing with the hornet ring.
That's why everyone moved on to 2 and 3.

theres an entire 'half-parry' mechanic in the first game that depends on what frames and where on the attack your parry connects. You can take damage and get a full parry, take damage and miss the parry, negate damage and miss the parry. its far from instant

The half parry mechanic is in the entire series you dummy, and your first example is explicitly a clientside fuckup.

Partials are in DS2 and DS3 and actually fuck you over harder in these games because a partial consumes as much stamina as blocking the attacks, so if you partial parry with barely any stamina left you get guard broken and riposted.

>tfw forever conflicted between my love for Gwyndolin and Yuria, impossible to act in a way that would please both since they seek to accomplish conflicting goals
I guess Gwyndolin dying kinda solves that issue ;-;

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I'd go ham on that bacon.

This man is right.

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

No one cared who she was until she put on the mask

in DaS3 parry is 360º tho

stop replying to yourself

>it's impossible for two people to actually enjoy dark souls 1 pvp
dilate

I stopped replying ages ago user, Its clear I wasn't going to change people's minds.