Hey what's up

>Hey what's up
>I'll have an RPG with turn based combat
>set in modern times
>pre-made classes
>a drum n bass OST
>easy on the story
>but heavy on the gameplay
>and uhhhhhhhhh......a protag thats voiceless

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>Sir, this is a Burger King

Sorry, then I'll just have a shoot-em-up with Nazis.

put me in the screencap lole

Yes sir, would you like a side of historically incorrect plot-lines with your order?

Which fast food chain would serve what genre of games? How good are they?

Why would you want that when you have Skyrim?

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Olive Garden would sell what appears to be AAA games but is actually just shitty pasta with vomit inducing sauce. At least the graphics/breadsticks are good though.

>What do you mean you don't serve Timesplitters any more? You have lost yourselves a customer

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Burger King would serve stealth games.

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>Turn based combat
>Gameplay
?????

>fast food

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Still one of the top 10 stealth games of all time

>Hello there
>I'll have an first person shooter/rpg
>Fantasy or historical
>Character Customization
>Good OST
>Good story
>good gameplay

I imagine a future in which this is unironically possible, create your own randomly-generated video game, with AI voice acting, AI written story and dialogue, AI created cutscenes. Choose a setting, choose the type of gameplay you want, choose the environments, etc.

The tech isn't even that far off, within a few decades we will have AI capable of creating their own stories / dialogue, and using real voices to generate AI voice acting.

>Sir can I take your order
>Yes, can I have a first person RPG / exploration game
>large, open map design, but not open world. Interconnected areas with multiple paths to explore, multiple ways to reach your objective / explore
>At least 100 hours of gameplay in a single playthrough
>Highly detailed world that you can explore freely
>Numerous sidequests
>Metroidvania-style map exploration with different items opening up different parts of the map / backtracking for new items in older maps you already explored
>Stealth mechanics that work with light / shadows
>Sci-fi setting
>Highly detailed world-building and character development that is not only directly developed, but also developed through the world itself building a rich atmosphere
>Multiple different playstyles available to the player based on their choosen development path for their character

>hello uhhhhhh
>b-big breasts

McDonald's sells call of duty, of course

>Sir we are a fast food restaurant, not a Red Lobster

Here's your copy of Mother 2 sir.

This reads like a Prime game.

I want a prime game, but with immersive sim elements too, and stealth. Basically a Prey / Metroid Prime hybrid

>a drum n bass OST
I don't get it.

Gee, I coulda sworn I've seen your face before... you worked here long son?

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>quality food analogy

Drum and Bass was the "in" music that games used before dubstep became the vogue. Pendulum was proceeded by Skrillex. To a degree it's always been popular with gamers for montages and the like, but 2010 I'd say it was at it's height of popularity in terms of being used by companies to advertise and for sound tracks.

Mega Man X2 is drum and bass

>a drum n bass OST
???

>Whispers
>Errr can I get an action game with RPG elements
>Made by a Japanese company
>Set in a futuristic but not full Sci-Fi time maybe like 2050s
>Story isn't the main focus, but it isn't garbage
>And finally a katana wielding protagonist and of course he is canonically silent and stoic

No RPG elements but Katana Zero is up your alley.

>I'll take a video game
>It has to be based, kino and comfy
>No onions or cringe, please
>I'm allergic to strawmen and goalpost moving
>Please use the reddit-free gameplay
>Oh, and make sure it's absolutely OOZING with SOUL

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Chic-fil-a would sell Sandbox games that are comfy and high quality.

>Can I get an Action Adventure game?
>not that new uncharted trash, something older
>Really open, explore at your own pace type
>lots of collectibles, and a big inventory of weapons to collect
>And a cool mechanic that got basically redone for the rest of the franchise
>Better have an orchestral soundtrack..
>Not too long either. maybe 10-15 hours for a casual full game playthrough

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The prequel to Deaths Stranding

Are fast food places filled with Flips working them as well in the US? In Canada every fast food place is staffed 100% by Flips. Absolutely disgusting.

Here you go

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Why are you in mexico gringo

I understood this reference

>Hello, I'll have one mech game please
>Make the mechs heavy, I don't want to feel like im controlling something made out of paper
>Also, I'd like actual destruction physics on other enemy mechs please
>Can I get a little reverberation in my controller when the mech fires its guns
>Oh yeah, and can you top ot off with story characters who actually have charisma and are appealing
>Yeah, yeah, basically everything the opposite of daemon x machina
>Okay, thank you

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>and here's your kids meal toy sir
>umm...can I actually get the girl toy?
>what for?
>you think I want to stare at a truck instead of a chicks ass while I eat?

Does a game like this even exist? The closest I can think of is Nocturne but the soundtrack is more rock than DnB.

It just fits well into games

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>one video game please
>big boobs
>yes i want to super size that

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kek

Wendy's would sell Bethesda games. Why? Enjoyable but very barebones.

Sometime I get the 2 for $6. I order 4 spicy chicken and maybe 5 spicy Jr. All for $19. Buying the sandwich itself is fucking $5. So you get more and pay less.

Give it to me, baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in a rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
‘Cause I ain't never put it down like this

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i think mcdonalds would essentially just be EA, which includes call of duty

I'll take a double triple boomer deluxe, on a vidya, four by four comfy style, extra soul with a based and a redpill, light cunny grease, make it cope, dilate it, and let it seethe.

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We sell games here, sir.

Taco Bell would make shitty F2P MMOs that you only play late at night when you can't sleep.

dairy queen sells nintendo games

Is it possible to get it with accurate information?

KFC sells all of the EA sports games.

>Can i get a good game?
>What do you mean you don't sell them anymore?, Hello?...