You're caught racing illegally and this dude comes up to your car and says:
>*Whistle* Nice ride
>But, I'ma need those keys right now
>I SAID RIGHT NOW!
What do?
Also, NFS Heat discussion thread.
You're caught racing illegally and this dude comes up to your car and says:
Wyatt Gutierrez
Sebastian Wilson
This "I said right now" shit is so fucking cringy.
Hunter Robinson
i give him the keys bend over and spread my buttcheeks invitingly exposing my asshole. Then I let him take me and the car.
Robert Garcia
as a black man I calmly explain my rights and get shot when I reach toward the glove compartment to grab my license, registration, and planted pistol.
Thomas King
I drive away. Why would I open my door to some homo
Jayden Edwards
this
Blake Fisher
Any good racing games with a good story mode and branching paths? and one where you can get a girlfriend?
Ryder Mitchell
based statistic
Parker Bailey
Real life, incel.
Gavin Gomez
Swallow keys.
Jeremiah Brooks
Real life because there are no good racing games with a good story.
Adrian Gutierrez
>Almost every single line in the trailer is so fucking cringy
There, fixed it for you.
In all seriousness, every single NFS installment that had any kind of a story had its fair share of cringy moments but I believe like the earlier ones were self-aware of how stupid the entire concept is and amped up the cheesiness so its at least entertaining. In contrast, it feels like the more recent entries are taking themselves too seriously. Then again, I may be looking at earler NFS games through rose-tinted glasses.
Hunter Rodriguez
hit the accelerator and get the fuck out. he's on foot and i'm in my car. what's he gonna do? start running terminator style? if it seems like he'd be intent to come after me via vehicle i'll likely do a u turn and try to hit him before he gets a chance to get back in his vehicle (or at least chuck something heavy at his windshield)
Jack Morales
Damn. Why are people so afraid to make a sports/racing type RPG with a cool story mode?
Jaxson Harris
Disarm him and shoot myself in the back of the head three times before getting out of my car
Chase Cruz
Slam my foot on the gas and leave, what am I, a retard? I'm in the fucking car with my keys, why the fuck would I hang around and not either run the bitch over or drive away?
Henry Brown
bolt-on or not, that ride is HOT
MW was kino
Camden Barnes
What's there to discuss? The trailer was cringey as fuck and it looks like yet another garbage entry in a series that's been utter shit for more than a decade.
Chase Powell
Zachary Ward
Underrated satire
Joshua Ortiz
kek'd after my brain finally registered the joke after the third read
Chase Perez
>What's there to discuss?
The fact Ferraris (458) are back in the rooster or that Polestar is now the game's flagship car.
Jaxon Anderson
Nah, Carbon was flawless
Caleb Carter
>Carbon was flawless
You sure about that?
David Carter
>btfo this roastie, send her ass off a cliff and take her car
Yeah, I'm sure
also I like Hurricane and it fit the muscle car gang
Jacob Mitchell
Oh wow.
Kevin Davis
>racing game
sweet i could use one of those
>with a story
never mind i'm cool
Hudson Hall
lel and also pic related
I feel like retrieving a car would be a bit harder if it fell off a cliff.
Asher Peterson
I can only assume every boss has an exact replica of their ride on deck, in case of emergencies
Cooper Fisher
>in case of emergencies
I don't think Angie would be in a position to hand out the keys to her garage on the account of her being hospitalized after that crash.
Ryder Ramirez
You should try not being black, it makes everything better.