Up for a race big boy?
Up for a race big boy?
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Epic style post bro
fasten your seat belts for a bee
You up for buying some microtransactions in a 20 year old kids' racing game?
no
ask me again in October
anyone ever have those days where you really wanna make love to tawna
>meeting her at her place
>makeout session on her bed followed by giving her a nice back rub and kisses on her neck
>slowly taking off her panties and tasting the sweet treasure inside
>by this point shes dying for it
>you breed her right then and there ensuring every ounce of semen reaches her womb.
I cant be the only one here?
What a gay ass faggot post
I'm more of a Liz guy, but yeah.
Yeah man, yeah
My God. Neck yourself incel
user you can't breed her. She is not the same species as you.
Your unions, while pleasurable, will never produce offspring.
STOP
I DON'T WANT TO BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A BUNCH OF CARTOON BANDICOOTS.
We don't know how the evolv-o ray works, it could be as simple as adding human DNA to regular animals making them half breeds that can be bred by either species.
Revolution
Man, I took a break for like a week and my skills have really deteriorated
>Ami players are returning
It was fun using her while it lasted...
i want to fuck the rabbit
Nah. I'm not paying more to enjoy free content properly. Either charge up front or fuck off.
Who are you calling big ?
For her I'll find a way.
Sounds gud to me.
I love how this piece of shit never improved.
t.fake crash
I'd bandi her coot if you know what I mean
Im not following
christ i'll be happy when this shit game dies, pathetic excuse for furry threads dear god in heaven help us
>christ i'll be happy when this shit game dies
#MeToo
You lost me at impregnation.
Pura is for wholesome hugs, pats and ear scritches
big
tawna
TIDDI
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Why does this game allow so many "blue shells" at once? They look like they do way more harm to the people behind than in first
beacuse benox cant balance worth shit.
I'm more of a Coco guy, but yeah.
It's the only real way for anyone to attack 1st place besides clocks
Normally 2nd and 3rd would take them down but item rng sucks or they battle it out for 2nd
People kept complaining for a way to stop 1st so this is the best solution Beenox came up with and it works half the time
"Hey, play my game, trust me, we're pals right?"
it looks fine to me
Would it fix the orbs if they caused a Electron Avenue Beam-like effect on the character on first?
ugly, she looks like a dude.
All they needed to do was to make the orbs faster. It wouldn't be unreasonable at all, since you can go way faster in this remake compared to the original. The current orbs are so slow that half the time you can just outrun them
Yeah he goes for cartoony ridiculous shit and it's only got worse with time.
>muh furries
Did I just wake up in 2006?
...
>fake baby t
>with megumi's win animation
Oh god the horror
I'd rather have strong Tawna thank you.
>lap someone and run them over with the boost item
>still had usf
>they quit when I cross the finish line
What a bitch
I want to marry and impregnate Coco.
moar
>Balanced outright unplayable
>handling needs work
>orbs are too slow, even I can outrun them for an entire lap
>game is all about the grind
>microtransactions
>current cup sucks ass
>nitro points should be earned more naturally, less "collect 10 crystals as whoever" and more "do 20 powerslides"
I barely play this now. Unless some major changes happen in the next update and Spyro Cup is fantastic I can't see myself playing when Halloween rolls around.
Kek.
I love this little bastard
Crash somehow manages to be one of the rare games where hijacked thread are better then Normal ones cus the waifufags don't infest them.
I could ignore most of this, if the online even worked. Replaying the CTR baseline stuff was great, but honestly with crap online regardless of system, and then the tedious grinding for extra merch and the like? Only really good to play with local friends and nothing more sadly.
>only play for about 30 minutes a day to do dailys and check shop
>onky play online on weekends to farm coins
The Spyro GP is this game's last chance at redeeming itself
But they do though
It used to be some fags role playing as Ami and Tawna fighting but they never went too crazy with it
Then there was yandere Megumi but that one died
Now it's just fags coming in or starting threads about wanting to fuck Tawna or that one Liz autist who shits up the threads to "generate discussion"
How do I jump for 1 meters?
>>Balanced outright unplayable
>implying
I unironically play better on balanced than on speed. The turning angle on speed chars is too wide to maintain USF without brake turning, and that leaves me less chances to up my reserves.
The Spyro Grand Prix is gonna return a majority of the players since this one wasn’t very interesting
Good for you? complaints about the balanced class are way bigger than you though.
This is so much better than literally anything Beenox could design why are their characters so fucking ugly
Are you that same user from yesterday who was so absolutely mad about willingly being a thread he clearly hates being in?
Bigger, sure, but it's excessive to claim balanced is unplayable when speed is worse.
>when speed is worse
lol
How don't they just reinstate the hard u-turn penalty from the original CTR i.e. u turning wipes all your reserves. Speed's is so good because the new u turning mechanic basically wiped out their one weakness.
>never thought I'd miss the retarded boomer guy who argued with everyone
I wish he came back, he was retarded but actually discussed CTR and Crash series in general
You know it's possible to still do that if any of you, I don't know, discussed the game instead of whining about people posting characters from the game.
>Big Dad
>Warp Orb
>seeks out first place like Blue Shell
>travels the map at a snails pace, allowing first place to get farther and farther away. Especially with maps like Prehistoric Playground, Twilight Tour, and Tiny Temple that are USF or die maps.
>hits other racers along its sluggish pace around the map, actually making them farther away from first place
>first place gets hit 5 minutes later, and then near instant recovers because for some reason getting hit by a bomb or crate has a longer recovery time than getting hit by a Warp Orb
Why is Beenox willingly retarded
And you're the same newfag retard that comes into every thread and complains about people posting characters from the game. I'd much prefer you left first.
Look up the other games they've made and you'll have your answer.
>wanted to get one of those Tawna YCHs he did recently
>final bids ended up at €240+
Jesus fucking christ, why were they picked to do this remake?
Because they had prior experience working on a Kart racer with Skylanders: SuperChargers
MILKIES
Yeah i wanna fucc Liz. What of it? Does it make you seethe that much?
It's possibly the most serious case of cognitive dissonance I have ever witnessed.
god I wish that was me
They know Pentaniggers would get angry enough to bomb Beenox
She looks like a tranny, so definitely your type
moar
VV/Beenox keep going for this ugly as shit Pixar look and don't nail the character's precise lines first. It affects most of the cast, actually. Some worse than others.
I refuse to believe people like this exist.
>Buy select Trident/Sour Patch products to get CTR unlocks
>Cant use the code until the 30th
>buying microtransactions
All you did was tell them it's more than okay to do this kind of shit.
more tawna tiddi
Beenox and Activision in general do not understand how to make the Crash cast look nice. They look horribly ugly in all of their games. Spyro too but not as bad
I blame the reliance on the fur texture first and foremost.
epic.
I wonder if anyone made porn for this
We've had HD renders of the cast since 1999 and not once was 'visible fur' an element to the designs. I really wish they'd drop the fur shaders.
>a few months ago ctr threads were good wholesome fun being hyped for a decentkart vidya
>now its nothing but furfaggotry
I hope you all die in a fire
>a few months ago ctr threads were good wholesome fun being hyped for a decentkart vidya
No they weren't retard. Neither were N. Sane threads. Someone always dumps Coco and Tawna art.
God damn this, you fucking thread revisionists really need to stop pretending like this shit is new.
VV did the OG characters tho. Beenox did a good job for the characters they had to model and animate. Your pic is just a 2D version of nuTawna so I dont know what you're getting at
Coco looks great
No. You are by far the worst of all the female bandicoots and I especially hate your new feminist 'too cool' attitude and you lack of sexualisation considering your character was supposed to have no character and was completely sexualised in the real games. Die.
Its obvious youre new. Lurk more or go back to Resetera.
user.. You didn't know about furries..?
What would you like as an alternative? Flat orange textures to indicate everyone has orange skin? They're marsupials, marsupials have fur, what the fuck do you want.
I like the normal looking tawna he drew once. Has he done the other bandibabes at all?
>what the fuck do you want.
Angular cel-shading. Make it less like Pixar and more like a cartoon.
Only one who's new here is you. Nice falseflag though phoneshitter.
i didn't know how deep the hole goes
Make them look like the switch version of the characters
It's literally supposed to look like Mario's games in terms of character shading. Environments are more realistic but that's about it.
>The image got deleted but fat Tawna didnt
thanks mods
No this has been a thing since the remakes kiddo. If you were back in 2016 youd know. So head on back to Resetera.
So will the weekend bonus be fine this time, or it fucked us on purpose to make us pay for coins?
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>What the fuck do you want
To not give cartoon characters shaders meant for photo realistic animals? Once again Japan does it better.
jesus christ
>that pic
God I love cartoon animal people.
They moved the Weekend Bonus, I've been telling you fuckers this for the last TWO WEEKS. They moved it from Thursday-Sunday to Friday-Monday.
Everyone knows that, people wants to know why you fuckass.
Probably the latter. Bonus starts 5PM UTC and not sure when on Monday does it end.
You're fucking with me but I can't stay mad at Liz.
You realize DK has had visible fur for years right?
Holy shit im retarded. Tagged the wrong user. Well, everything i said was meant for . My bad.
this has to stop
>yfw Crash Coves gets voted by the majority
You realize I'm gonna shit in your mouth if you reply to me again?
Try it nigger
Japan knows how to model western characters better than Western developers, Activision should buy a Japanese studio to make Crash games
based twinsanity poster
>I hope you all die in a fire
was that a fnaf reference?
youtube.com
These threads would be so much better if the characters in the game would be humans.
Okay so, you see how there's a clear division between the fur and the skin?
I agree.
You don't know what you are asking for.
Looking at this makes me realize that my problem isn't the fur, it's that the models themselves just aren't pretty. Small time developers can make models with more appeal than these characters, and that's upsetting since I'm sure more people would be interested in a great looking Crash game.
Thanks, fuckface. Now I'm gay.
Furry artists are highly talented and draw the best figures. Prove me wrong.
Yes I do, furries are a cancer to Yea Forums
this song is unironically good
I know that furries are like, weird and all that, but they are basically a 'minority' that has managed to cause zero social friction despite their different beliefs and practices, they're a paradigm example of multiculturalism working, and most of them don't get offended at people making good natured jokes about their practices.
At last, we finally see the endgame of Dr. Negro Cortex's plan
Maybe less rampant, but there was always bandicute posting in these threads.
No they wouldnt.
So, are we getting weekend bonus like normal now?
>this
>better human
gonna be an emphatic 'no' from me
I give you a cursed Coco
BUT NINA!!!
I just want dedicated servers
This
>what a cute girl, what is she doing in the woods ? maybe ill go talk with her
>she opens her mouth
>loud unintelligible aussie giberish with thick as fuck australian outback inbreed hillbilly scent
I've fixed all your Bandicoot women now.
>Crash Cove
>Inferno Island
>Dingo Canyon
>Coco Park
or even better
>Track you like gets selected
>One second before the race begins, the host disconnects and kicks you back to the menu
Thanks. I hate it.
>DNFed everyone in the lobby in my worst track today
>me and cortex bro using default kart keeping speedniggers at bay
today was a good day.
this
>No Tawna merch has been created, ever
>Saw one figurine of Tawna flashing her wumpas on Ebay in June
>Sold for $140 few hours after I found it, below asking price
>Find out on Yea Forums that it was bought by someone here
>Check back periodically because the sculptor appears to make duplicates
>It finally reappeared in his store
>$190
Tawna comes pricey or she doesn’t come at all.
go back to 2006, dumbass.
Go back to not existing faggot
what did he mean by this.
garbage thread
Lizfag here. Turning is literally better than Balanced, discuss.
I want the big bastard
ruined character stop spreading the sjw remakes
Fuck in hell, skinfag!
is this considered a upskirt?
Theyre adding 4 new things apparently that come from the products so good luck with that
>example of multiculturalism working
>people that draw porn and fuck in animal costumes
>example of multiculturalism working
Am I a furry if I want to fuck her? I was a young boy when I played Crash 1. Tawna and Lola Bunny (in Space Jam) made me aroused and confused...
No user. Have at it.
> Have sex with Ami
>tfw finally both skins I want are in shop
>1k coins away from getting both
What's the fastest way of farming? Right now I'm just pressing A every minute in lab basement while I do something else.
Reminder.
There is nothing wrong with playing as penta
got the fake T
when is the spyro gp so i can fuck off until then or does it not have a date yet
turning classes are superior on maps with usf, though overall i prefer to use balanced and sometimes accel
Around 17 to 18 days from now
You see an inferior being?
>track you like gets selected
>Loading
>"the race has ended because everyone left"
I hate being lead on like this.
i dont get it.
So just so I know, do different maps have different timers for boosts?
I swear on some maps I can have USF going for awhile before I start drifting again and still keep it, but on other maps it goes away really quick despite doing nothing but drifting the entire map.
Like the Egypt GP map, Without fail, despite driting like a madman, my USF goes out as soon as I reach the sand segment after the bazaar. Or on the Turbo track, where I just cant seem to keep it unless I go across multiple pads.
Yeah, not all turbo pads grant as much boost time as the original CTR, but major jumps still do (so the boost lasts long enough to take you across safely).
The Cortex Castle one lasts longer than normal because the jump is quite long. It's a very good way to get boost going longer by getting some perfects before going over.
bizzump
>when she sees your 9 incher
>only 9
The most attractive of all the CTR cast, you're welcome.
user doesn't want to admit to himself that he's a furry
I think that's the opposite of what it's saying
How to fix orb
>Speed it up
>Give it to 2nd and 3rd only
>Only available 2nd lap onward
How to fix clock
>Only available 2nd lap onward
>Reduce hit stun
>Available to 6th and lower
>Make it unavailable drop after a certain period of time after it's use
>Doesn't hit people behind the person who used it
Giving orbs to second and third only takes away any sort of chance to catch up for anyone else.
>How to fix orb
>How to fix clock
simple, remove them
They get clocks and it hurts everyone else more than first place anyway so orbs coming from 8th is more of a problem for 2nd-7th than it is for first.
>I want to DNF with a broken class without any hazards
Play time trial
Why don't they just make Warp Obs 'warp' to first place and just blow them up? Something with a recovery that doesn't result in near instant boosting back to top speed.
Can a human impregnate a Bandicoot?
Nah, different species are unable to have children. Didnt you learn this shit in school.
What im saying is, cum as balls deep as you want,man.
I don't believe you, a human can impregnate a anthro Bandicoot girl
idk, i'm trying to think of a downside to this. I do think there should be some way to shorten the lead that 1st place usually gets but something with a little bit more counter play. 1st should have a chance to react to it other than an item that just says fuck you for winning.
The only problem with orbs is that they fuck everyone else before reaching 1st. It needs to stop hitting everyone, because 1st will always be the last one to get hit and will always be pulling away as this is happening.
just make the warp orb go faster and faster and maybe deal more dmg/stun based on the distance it traveled
That's why I suggested it gets given to 2nd or 3rd, they're giving it to the wrong placements.
Could make it so they have a second to see whats targetting them and then it hits them, much like the blue shell
I'm open to this but they would need to give it better tracking. On some maps it's flat out avoidable.
What the hell did you just post.
Treating it like a TNT timer would make it better
Making Liz a mother
Does the weekend bonus start the same time as the daily bonus? I know they moved around the times but I wasn't sure if they moved them separately or not.
Daily bonus starts normal time, weekend bonus was pushed farther. Yes you can use up your daily bonus and not have it stack.
Some genuine horse shit just in time for micro-transactions
I really wish they would stop fucking up this game
God dammit lizbro you make me want to find a girl who has her hairstyle and fuck her raw.
When does weekend bonus start now? Do I have to wait until the next "CTR day", that starts 2 AM in my timezone?
You guys are fucking retarded. I can't believe we are on week 3 of this and I still have to explain this to people. Complete brainlets.
Engage your brains and count how many days of pit stop resets you get during weekend bonus now compared to before.
Hold off until playing online until 5pm UTC on Friday and profit. Complain about stuff that actually needs complained about.
Search for her friend. I hope it goes well.
>Beenox makes no anouncements
>Advertises weekend bonus even when it's not active
>Everyone elses fault
Not sure why you (You)'d me because I already fucking know this faggot. It's still a question being asked because nobody (of importance) clarified it prior to actually changing it. Thanks for helping but one user on a mongolian hentai forum isn't going to have the type of outreach you expect it would.
Ah, so my suspicions were right. You actually can get the weekend bonus on four days now? That's pretty based.
thanks bro, I knew liz bros were gentlemen.
If you played the game at all the first weekend of this GP and have an IQ above room temperature you would have figured this out right away.
>Weekend bonus only started halfway through Friday, that's weird.
>Huh, the pit stop has done the Monday refresh and I am still getting weekend bonus?
GEE, I FUCKING WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON
You and I apparently worked it out just fine, apparently everyone else has trouble using their fucking grey matter.
I noticed it week one and thought it was Beenox just making up for the fuckup on Thursday. Once the second week rolled around it was solidified in my mind that this is the new norm. It doesn't help that the banner at the bottom said 2x weekend on Thursday which as you would imagine would fuck with people's perception and still think it was starting on Thursday.
When does the weekend bonus start? It's past midnight here.
Christ almighty
>weekend bonus time changes out of nowhere
>people don't immediately realize this and figure out when it starts and ends
>this is something I feel the need to get mad about
Dude, you need to chill.
5 mins
If you don't see why not having the daily bonus and weekend bonus be synced is a major issue then you are blind or willfully ignorant. There is simply no good reason for them to do this other than to have the general player base miss out on coins. Coins for an overly pricey shop that you can purchase currency for with real money. And no, that bullshit about making the weekend bonus more accessible for people is a bold faced lie. If that is truly what they wanted they could've just extended the overall time for the weekend bonus.
Unless I am mistaken they didn't announce these changes, yeah? Currently there is no way to check the duration of your daily and weekend bonus, correct? This is not only shady but 100% deliberate, unless you somehow believe that Activision doesn't want you to buy coins.
I'm actually not extremely mad about it, I figure the more of a ruckus I make about this then the more it will stay as "thread memory" and people will stop fucking asking about it like this dumbass who can't read 7 posts above his own.
Nigger, what the fuck are you talking about? If you're smart you can now get 4 daily bonus sessions with weekend stacked instead of only 3. This is literally just good.
7 posts above says 5pm UTC which is midnight in US Central. I made that post after midnight, and didn't get the weekend bonus.
Thanks for an actual answer without being a little bitch about it
If youre gonna have an autistic shitfit over misconfusion dont ever fucking post a Kenshiro image with it. You taint FOTN you sperging nigger
Do you know the difference between AM and PM you fucking mongoloid?
Kenshiro is autistic
I would apologize for misreading the post, but you're being an insufferable faggot about the ordeal. Hope you get DNF'd all weekend.
Nina its time for your daily vitamins
Based
Cute!!
Not mine and not a drawfag but seeing how well people do makes me want to be one.
INTENSE CUDDLING AND SNUGGLING
>CTR shills shill hard for their trash furry game
>activision anally destroys them with microtransactions
>still making furbait threads
fuck off to already furfags
Us Bandicute lovers are here to stay on Yea Forums youre welcome to leave though
All this waifu posting is just so tiresome
Post your husbando then
Alright now what?
Post more when you can
Not at all.
Now you just keep posting them and make new threads talking about how much you want to fuck them because all conversation for this game has run dry until the next gp
This. GP is shit. Just post whatever makes you remember this game exists.
Absolutely disgusting
>
He's my reason for playing this game.
That smile.. that damned smile
Yea, she's absolutely disgusting.
No amount of Liz posting is gonna change my mind.
She reminds me of a girl I knew
Who's the most smug character?
You might be gay.
Mario has a detailed mustache though.
Fuck Back in Time, give us Spyro already.
>Oh no, not liking another user's cancerous waifu automatically makes me gay even though there's other fictional female toons out there that I like
Musketeer Pura looks pretty smug, yet cute
Not him but you're not fooling anyone, time for you to get some new reaction images for the next time you explain how not-gay you but never actually list anything female that interests you
>capeshit gif at an ants size
>calling waifus toons
It looks like we got a couple more issues besides the gay bit. But its a start.
Making Isabella a mother. When the fuck does wumpa time start, I'm waiting for my weekend bonus here.
>"Goddammit Isabella, I already took you to all the high class restaurants in town last week. I don't have any money left"
OwO
Thanks doc
Nigger let me forget
Hair is fine
Hes a human
Reminder that Spyro might be our last hope for this game.
Also do you think that the new characters will have skins with them or only Spyro ?
I'm hoping for at least a few Spyro-themed skins. Penta getting Sgt. Byrd's helmet would be great.
>Spyro might be our last hope
I'm more excited for N. Brio and Nina desu
Why is spyro our last hope?
Spyro won't be speed so no one will play him
The half-way mark of the GP. The guest characther advertised 2 months ago. People suffering enough with the current GP wich is lacking in content. All the bug with the nitro challenge, still those fucking lobbies host system, no balanced/turning fix in sight. Really if the Spyro one is bad, this doesn't sound good for the others at this point.
Game was straight up better balanced before this shitty Prehistoric update
remember back on the psx when people played this game for 20 years because it was fun and not because they had a carrot on a stick to suddenly make them feel obligated to slave away playing it because cosmetics distract humanity and suck the soul out of them
I wouldn't fell obligated if the online was not riddled with problems.
these look pretty cute
I want Ripper. How much cost those little shit ?
I genuinely want that Ripper Roo. Everything else is pretty meh.
trying too beat oxides ghost right now. which track was the hardest for you? crash cove and mystical Cave almost made me scream with rage.
Sewer speedway before the fix. Although the barrels and the half-pipe sucking your speed were the real troubles.
$8 i think
>dont wanna support funko
>but those actually look okay
shit
Shit I didn't even notice it was funky without those ugly black beady eyes and disfigured block heads
>Not out until October
Damn it
I hate Funko but I'll definitely get Ripper Roo and Tiny
Did you guys see that new Crash game thread? i don't remember much but the rumoured codename was 'Crash8'.
I don't mind the skins and the Coins since the payout is very generous, I mind the limited time GP shit.
all of those look pretty decent except crash, hope they make ones of the CNK characters
This does not look good.
>have to endure babies and later characters from a franchise I don’t give a shit about, before paying shekels for Nina, Brio, Kong and Pasadena
This is true pain
What did I miss?
Cocoposting was a thing, dummy
Coco is CUTE! CUTE! I main Tiny though.
Shit, that looks like my ex
Bigdad is absolute cancer and I hope you get AIDS.
what do bandicoot bazongas feel like?
bags of wumpas
>Host wait until the timer ticks down to 2-3
>Host leaves
Why?
Stop picking shit maps
Fuck you, Electron avenue is the fucking amazing.
I don't play these games at all and I never probably will. I just come here for the horny waifu furfag posts. I can talk to other people desperate for non humans. We can share the pain.
>You're the host.
>Do some races, everythings fine.
>Equal vote between Oxide station - Crash cove
>Worries intensifies.
>Oxide Station was first in the list, it's on.
>Charging, no disconnect.
>Worries dissappearing.
>Starting line take more time than usual.
>One guy disconnect.
>And another one.
>And another one.
>AND ANOTHER ONE.
>The crash cove gang all quit.
>The race never start.
>You just lost minutes of your life for this.
post MOAR nina!
t.pentanigger
no, that's the good part
you press your dick as deep as you can and fill her with no worry in the world
Ami's thighs around my waist
Are weekend x2 coins active yet?
Look at all that bandicoot meat