Rip mario

what's with the clap emojis?

>What was even the point of a console version?
See Hacks for Breakfast is the posterchild for greedy indie games. Relentlessly shills on Yea Forums and twitter, throws massive bitchfits at fans, lies about sales numbers, and does everything possible to NOT deliver on promises.

Rip pants

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It was a thing back then.

I'm happy for you, switch bros. Enjoy the dlcs too.

oh wait

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SWITCH ALWAYS WIN, BABYYY

nigger lingo.

Zoomers use Emojis instead of periods in order to pause in between words.

Literally who cares.
They put a trans flag for no reason in the game and that's the biggest offender.

Will you ever not be butthurt, max?

Considering.

Dropped. What a garbage person.

Shut it faggot my pc needed new parts at the time so i bought the console version with the intent that they'll keep their promise. But they didn't

Rip a hat in time

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I don't even think the switch fanbase wants it anymore.

Wow i didnt know they were so disgusting with people

dilate

You should have seen his personal account.

Of course they don't. They never did. They just go from one release to the next begging.
Switch beggars aren't people.

>no support for tranny game
>"dilate"
you don't even know what you're talking about anymore.

>playing a game for diabetics
HAHAHAHAA FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MUTTBOB SHIT

I still can't believe he got away with calling nintendo fans niggers. I mean, twitter made him delete the tweet but that's all that happened. Unbelievable.

>consolewar 3rd worlder
You aren't people, tranny.

Jfc so that's their official AHIT account? How can someone be so stupid to act like that if they dont even have the excuse of having post in their personal account

>MUTTBOB MUTTPANTS
OH NO I FORGOT MY INSULIN
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

She triggered millions.

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>bfbb
>game for diabetics
what's wrong plankton? jealous of the sweet krabby patty?

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>SHARTBOB WALMARTPANTS, SHARTBOB WALMARTPANTS, SHAAAARTBOOOB WALMAAAAARTPANTS
don't forget your insulin

Kill yourself switch faggot.

Have sex.

>half the fucking thread filtered out from "tranny" and mouthbreathers responding to "tranny"
Like Studio MDHR and Cuphead, they lied.

>OH NO, NOT MY MUTTBOB, MAKE FUN OF ANYTHING, JUST NOT MUTTBOB OH FUCK MY INSULIN, OH SHIT
inject insulin

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GET FUCKED, DEVS.

>barnacle heads
enjoy your fucking tranny kid wonderland lmao

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

I played it and can tell you how bad it is. The learning curve is literally pressing jump jump dive jump. There, you mastered the game. Enjoy the Super Mario Sunshine ripoff that fails at ripping off the good aspects.

Unironically the best 3D platformer of all time

I hope she gets in smash

>idort*
Enjoy your censorship, retarded corporated cocksucker.

>got to walmart to buy muttbob muttpants
>get shot

What do you call a cow who was born in the 21st century?
A MOOOOOOOmer. Haha, wasn't that joke funny? No? Well neither is this meme.

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Explain the "clap emoji between every word in the sentence" meme.

>NONONONO PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY MUTTBOB FUNNY
t. walsharts

say it with me everybody
BARNACLE
HEADS

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>trannys
>talking about "killing yourself"
lmao

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Didn't the lead dev go on an autistic sperg out, because people were asking for this when it was first released, saying he hated Nintendo?

What a fucking Jew.

It's a pretty good game.

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>Spongebob belongs to Amerifat
FUCK OFF, YOU FAT DUMBASS

>jump, dive, jump

Just like how odyssey is jump, throw hat, dive?

I want to FUCK hat girl!

It's not like he cares, as long as he gets his money.

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What the fuck happened to this thread?

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>NOOOOOO MY INSULINBOB FUCK OFF YOU SEETHING THIRDIE
t. diabetic

I played it and it wasn't great. Not terrible but there is much better out there.

>beg for game
>get it
>wtf I don't want this
This is why no one likes you, nintendo fags.

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>cumbob shatpants

Even seen a sheboon argue by clapping in between every word they speak?

have sex

Is he wrong though?

summer

So how do we fix A Hat in Time?

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Teenagers and pre-teens are here with or without summer, it's almost 1:30 in the afternoon EST

yeah they did
they even said it will never appear on Switch lol

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We don't have black people in my country, so no. Even the rare time they are, they're usually actual Nigerians who don't do American nigger shit.
Do American niggers even realise they would be skinned alive and cooked if they went to Africa and acted like that over there?

Not in person, no, but I know what you mean. All the black people in my town are actual functioning and contributing members of society.

We start by forcing dumb cunts that sockpuppet shitpost-wars in random threads to commit ritual suicide, don't think I didn't notice the IP count coming to a screeching halt as soon as the Spongebob stuff started up you fucking idiot.

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Fuck a commie in time and fuck trannies

>beg
No
>get it
Years later
>wtf I don't want this
because the devs are hacks and literal con merchants.

That's not a sperg out, that's trying to make literal retarded nintendo drones understand there are no plans for a switch port.

>OHNONONONO MY MUTTBOB FUNNY IT'S A SAMEFAG FLAMING HIMSELF
take your insulin before you start sharting and having even more schizo thoughts

Do as your green text says and FUCK OFF YOU SEETHING THIRDIE FATASS

stop huffing paint

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>OHNONONO YOU'RE A FATASS EVEN THOUGH I'M A DIABETIC WALLSHART, LEAVE MUTTBOB ALONE

Yes, no matter how much you give them you have a say.
There's also this

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can someone explain that Insulinbob meme?

The only people who like this mediocre cringe fest of a fag pandering game are gamers.

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No shit

NOOOOO AHHHH WAHHHH THINK OF THE POOR TRANNIES SPONGECHADS NONONO

One guy forcing his epic new meme. I hope he tries it on Yea Forums so he can get range-banned.

>t. seething amerikkkan
WHO LIVES IN A WALMART UNDER THE SEA
MUTTBOT MUTTPANTS

I wasn’t going to buy this because of the twitter bullshit. Now that they have a 40% suicide rate flag in their game I have even less of a reason.

Calm down Mohammed

who lives rent-free in your head?

wtf is with this samefagging spongebob hater what

Was thinking of maybe trying this game out but they can fuck right off now, not getting my money

>never ever on switch
>whoops nevermind!
>Switch gets DLC
>not on PS4 or Xbox lol
these devs are incompetent hacks, liars, hypocrites faggot

This game was so fucking bad I genuinely don't understand how people enjoy it.

Is this actually the type of game that Nintendo fans play on a regular basis?

just another attempt at a new meme

>Eurocuck islamic tranny having a mental breakdown in his own thread

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Stop making it a competition

I’m glad we are getting more great 3D Platformers

Now Nintendofags are gonna jump on the bandwagon like everything else that's on the Switch.

FAKE FANS!!!

>A couple of shitposters who never cared is suddenly the entire Nintendo fan base

This console war shit flinging needs to stop

Does the physical version include a dilating rod?

lmfao no it isnt

What are you talking about? I already played the game on my PS4.
I don’t need it on my switch but that doesn’t mean the game shouldn’t come out for it.

>can't turn in place
Shit platforming, shit game.

It's never going to stop unfortunately.

what an absolute faggot

Who is the muttposter? Is he an incredibly specific barneyfag?

>Just built a brand new PC
>32 gb ram, geforce 1080 ti, etc etc this isn't the thread for circlejerking I'm just trying to make a point
>Chugs like fucking ass and takes like 10 minutes to start Hat in Time ON A SSD when you have a couple mods installed

Seriously, what in the fuck.

What the fuck is with all the diabetic SpongeBob shitposting?

He's either a schizo, or desperate to start a new meme.
If it's the latter, I'd be lying if I said I didn't sympathize. But holy fuck he's annoying.

at least the Switch version is getting a DLC
not like the other 2 systems that had the game first

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What is a switch anyway? The only switch I own is near my router.

Is there any differences or any reason to buy this since I already have the PC version with the DLC?

What a fucking retard

at least post the tacked on nigger they added that actually triggered people

Absolutely BTFO

What does Hat Kid's butthole taste like?

it's an unfunny """meme"""

>That's not a sperg out
Yes, it is. And they fucking lose lmao

Besides portability, no.

to be fair udk3 had no porting documentation for switch and they probably didn't consider the port until they made enough money to outsource it to someone who did know

whats funny is that the Switch version is the definitive console version since it comes with Seal the Deal DLC, while the Xbox and PS4 versions of the game are the inferior versions, since devs said that DLC's are very hard to implement on PS4 and Xbox
what fucking jokes man

Cheap ass tablet who outsold PS4 life time in Japan.

LEARN WHAT FUCK OFF FATASS MEANS, YOU DUMB FATASS.

No Nyakuza Metro? Or will that be DLC?

But like, why? What's it have to do with anything?

Lame.

>pedobait 3d platformer mascot
>In charge of dethroning Mario
Many have tried and many have died.

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Trans rights aways wins baybay

Who the fuck even plays this trash?

the Switch version will probably not sell well considering theres barely any hype for this game compared to 2 years ago lmao

Odyssey requires more than a sickle cells worth of brain matter to master. See: brainlet kun.

MDHR never lied, their situation just changed because Microsoft is getting cozy with Nintendo. HiT devs actively lied though, claiming it wouldn't even work on the system.

That and he already pissed off what little fans he had among switch owners.

it'd probably sell better if it released last year since there were a few droughts excluding the occasional port

>cheap shit beats other cheap shit
It's like winning an happy meal at Mcdonald, there's nothing to brag about.

Sauce?

un kurwa fucking kurwa believ kurwa able
youtube.com/watch?v=tsLQi1dol6A

indie game sell great on switch where have you been?

Brazilians

Eh, last year had more games than this year if I'm being honest. Unless of course you have questionable vidya taste.
That said he missed his window of release anyway.

I'd consider pirating it if they removed the trans dlc.

What did you expect? He's a sonyfag.

>Tranny DLC not on consoles
that's a win on my book

You mean gamers

That DLC isn't on the switch port.

>ctrl + f tran
>16 results
bros, why are we so obsessed with them?

>makes a game that is heavily based off of a GameCube title
>no Switch port
>finally does get a Switch port
>it's a butchered port with missing content

yikes

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>he hasn't added "tranny", "trannies", etc to his Yea Forums x filter

do it user, it makes Yea Forums at least a little more tolerable

I don't know, tell us Mr. Scumbob shitpants.

the fuck?

search Eishiban on yiff.party

the fuck? that makes it better then. thanks for the heads up, nigga.

What's this about trans dlc?

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>Switch version gets the DLC
>PS4 version STILL DOESN'T
FUCK YOU I'M NOT BUYING YOUR GAME AGAIN JUST TO PLAY ONE LEVEL
It isn't even that I don't have a Switch. I do, I just don't want to buy the game again.

in Yakuza dlc there is tranny right hidden somewhere as 'easter egg' or some shit, that's all

They added a trans flag to a part of the level. Why? They just tried to get brownie points and increase sales. Bet that didn't work because now he's backtracking and will release the game on the switch.

>HAHAHAHA X BTFO
>NO, HAHAHHAA, Y BTFO
>BTFO
>BTFO
>ME GOOD YOU BAD
>YOU BAD ME GOOD
>YOU BTFO
>NO YOU BTFO
Yea Forums

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75907469

Her name is Some Girl

>sign up with google/twitter/facebook/register
no

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I guess to start shit with the bfbb fanbase or something who knows

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I still don't understand why Yea Forums was triggered by her. Her design was innocent and really didn't bother me

I never played this game before. Would the mustache girl character also be catering to trannies?

also killed
as in, human slaughter

I guess cross-dressing could be considered a gag, like in botw, but a whole other thing is to include the trans flag AND uploading a pic to Twitter.

they don't have a pixiv

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This picture is incredible

I'm not going to buy it, because it's tranny shit, and the guy who made the game was doing *clap* that *clap* queer *clap* clap *clap* thing *clap* on Twitter while talking about how we can all love whatever we want or whatever. Clearly just a toxic homosexual. No shanks!

Mario Odyssey is fantastic btw.

>Woman with facial hair is a complete cunt that tries to right "wrongs" nobody had issues with
Sounds about right.

MUTTBOOOOOT MUTTPAAAAAAANTS
take insulin

I wanted to buy this game, until I saw that they put tranny stickers in it

reply to me next

>the eurocuck is back

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Insulinbob
INSULINBOB
INSULINBOB SQUAREPANTS!

So have they apologized yet?

It seems that a new evil has befallen the world of Yea Forums...
A Spongebob-hating European has found his home in the crevices of Yea Forums, longing to spite the American posters...
He can't be reasoned with. He can't be dealt with through conventional means. The only one who can fight this darkness is what was once an old enemy.
We need...
The big guns.

the amazing mister absorbency!

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No, playing the victim is what s oyboys get off to the most

I feel scammed

But wasn't her island overrun by mafias and they end up harassing the people living there?

I was thinking someone who might have something in common with this guy.
You know, an obsessive hatred of a children's cartoon?

You forgot the part where they teased wii u owners.