Heavy mains rise up
Heavy mains rise up
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weight classes no longer exist in smash
How did they delete them from the previous games?
>posting ridley when dedede and dk are heavier
Ridleys not even a heavyweight
Make way, the OG heavy, the killer gorilla, the King of Dongs is coming through.
No seriously, make some room, this dude big as hell. He's built like a gorilla and hung like a mule.
Ridley is a heavyweight. He isn't a super heavy though.
I've wasted my time since the game came out trying to play a heavy.
Never again. They're a competitive dead end.
So now if you play samus youre considered a heavy main? Clown world
In Smash 64, yes
Yes, Samus is a heavyweight. She's essentially the projectile heavy weight.
Yeah, retard
>Ridley a heavyweight
>Samus is heavier
>Wrassle Cat poster is retarded
They are both heavies
You saying fatass Wario isn't a heavy?
>Heavy in Mario Kart
>Light in Smash
Damn gravity witch
and where is solidus snak thread ruined everyboday go home
I guess she isn't floating when on the kart
Snake lost weight after Brawl but he's still fat
>he doesn't know that Yoshi, Samus, and Wario are heavyweights
What a faggot
>weight classes no longer exist in smash
What, everyone has the same weight now?
Nah, he's retarded
>Yoshi
No fucking wonder he doesnt die
PREPARE YOURSELF
Based
Donkey Kong and King K. Rool Chad here, ready for Banjo and Kazooie.
Imagine posting this.
What’s good niggas
>play heavy
>die in 1 hit vs any player that knows what theyre doing
no thanks.
You're trash
Piranha Plant and Snake, too.
heavy characters have terrible disadvantage, massive hitboxes, and are easily ledgetrapped and edgeguarded.
Why do you think top players literally never lose vs heavies, its not because the heavy mains are all garbage
considering the best bowser is mew2king.
Snake.
I was using characters that have been around since melee, but you're still right. The Belmonts are also quite heavy.
not a traditional heavy. I was more talking super heavies.
Snake actually has options.
God samus mains are so fucking retarded. They literally all need to be executed.
He might be talking about how most heavyweights were sped up in smult
but
DK was always really fast
And everyone in OP's image is still slow or otherwise lacking in mobility, as heavyweights still tend to relatively be
Have you been gone for the past 4 months or something?
Leon is the best Bowser, and he's beat Cosmos, Marss, Dabuz, and other top players with just Bowser.
This is a dick ass baddie picture.
Fuck samus players
Bowser is a viable character though
>bowser being slow
Lol
I was of the impression that his run speed was the only thing to get a significant kick, but looking at kurogane he's also doing a lot better with air speed and fall speed, so nevermind I suppose
Bowser is fucking crazy
>watch pro try to use my character against a high-tier
>even they cant get it to work, gets stocked twice within 30 seconds
Just stop posting. Maybe then you won't embarrass yourself ever again.
>Heavies should be slow.
Is this the absolute most low iq thought process ever?
It hurts
MFW they think they can outsmart boolet
AHEM
FUCK PICHU AND YOUNG LINK
>heavies should be slow and have bad recovery
>but it’s okay because they hit hard and die late when the opponent is shit!
I dont think any character as a whole is unviable save for little mac and kirby.
Heavy needs to be in smash. Hell, he’s THE heavy. Also some other niggas too.
I still struggle to understand why K. Rool is so bad. I main him and I've been getting tremendous results in the events I've gone to.
Am I just fighting shitters.
SFM and Garry's Mod exist people, please put actual poses when describing smash moves.
Yes
I-I’m pretty heavy too..
Yes, yes you are.
t. K Rool main.
Too much gear
Either that or you just time traveled to December 2018
Based.
yes, you're fighting tremendous shitters
k rool is garbage and it makes me upset
t.k rool main
>ywn chill with Badgerclops
It hurts
Badgerclops for Smash when?
>please put in way more effort than is needed for something so simple
“No”
you guys think banjo will be a heavy?
no
he looks like he gained some weight in smash though
>Yoshi is a heavywight
>It's true
Yes. On the mid to lighter side of regular heavy.
yeah i can see him weighing as much as snake
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