THE AUTIST IS BACK BOIS

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who cares

Who in their right mind would work for this clown after what he did to his last studio?

I had that image saved on my laptop and my gf saw it like wtf?

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trannies flocking in already

This guy has LITERALLY never made a single good game. He just rips off mildly interesting niche games and dumbs them down for normalfags.
Stop posting him.

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I always keep mixing him up with Randy “Magic USB” Pitchford

>bois
Stop speaking, american.

But I thought he was /ourguy/?

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Cool blog, where do I sub?

post the bull one

>all those ass kissers even after he proved to be a hack multiple times
Twitter, not even once

>Nah, your legacy is okay as of now
Ahahahahahaha

BILLION
DOLLAR
FLOP

When will he complete his memoirs?

who

Nobody will give him money anyways, who gives a damn. Even if his idea is brilliant, he is done.
Except if he invests his own money but I bet he has no balls for that.

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just reboot jazz jack rabbit as a indie project you chode

Gears of war is a good series

this is how 14 year old girls talk, not grown men

I miss his dog already

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I WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND UNREAL TOURNAMRNT AND GEERS OF WAAR SOMEONE GIVE A JOB EPIC GANES??? CHADCROSOFT!!? I CAN MAKE FORNITW SKINS IF U WANT!!

I'm not tainting my pristine browser by having it load a fucking twitter link.
What's BILLION DOLLAR IP man up to now?

Your response is even more pointless. Jealous someone has a gf?

>UGH

>AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE
Whoa, look at this hip rebellious game dev, I'm so glad he made a point to show how different he is, he would NEVER make a BR game, right?

He could probably kickstart a big project

CliffyB exists as a warning to gamers about what they could become if they continue down their path

He lost weight

Imagine having no rights to the good games you made and having full rights to the shit ones. Super duper C U C K

He has another billion dollar idea in his head, one that I highly doubt will get funded by any major game company

i saw that radical heights was coming back somewhere

>I WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND UNREAL TOURNAMRNT

Except he literally wasn't

That's more an example of a broken clock being right twice a day

How the fuck does this idiot still have fans?

Gender neutral bathrooms when?

here's a good game idea: finish the fucking unreal tournament pre-alpha

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO KO NO NO NO NO

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what an ugly skank

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He reminds me of a modern John Romero, only differences being Romero actually did shit on the games he claimed to create, and he humbled himself after Daikatana bombed.

Money. Even if he funded a company himself, he's absolutely loaded after selling his oculus stock after Facebook bought them out.

Romero is cringy in an adorable kind of way, Cliffy just comes off as an asshat.

Oh shit. I remember that guy. He used to work at the old gametrailers.com and produced The Pach Attack

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look at its 5head

Oh no he going to make us watch his Cuck fetish videos

Who keeps giving this guy money?

I doubt that this affected sales in any way, but it reminds me of the whole "FEMINISM IS AWESOME" thing from Battleborn, it's the cringeworthy cherry on top of the shit sundae.

He bought into oculus before they got bought by Facebook, so he made a shit ton of money in stocks from what I understand.

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They're average lookin couple. Why are faggots here so desperate to hate?

Based Daniel

are you saying that kids like the designs below and not the Overwatch ones?

No it isnt.

post her tits and cunt since you like to talk about her so much then

His general mindset that this pic represents absolutely did.
Paladins marketed the game with T&A, ended up wildly successful. (For the HiRez standard of "get the money fast and fuck off")
Overwatch marketed with 90% T&A/10% making random characters gay to appease sjws. Made a fucking bank.
Cliffy came up with a disjointed schizo stragety of 50% on appeasing sjws with uggo designs, 50% being the cool hardcore gamerz mom won't let you be. He has a really fucking warped idea of what sells.

the funny part is him calling those designs Quentin Tarantino

correction: the original gears of war trilogy is good. the greater series is shit.

Oh yeah, that happened

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I feel like this was part of the reason why lawbreakers failed. A key demographic of those hero shooter games were kids, pre fortnite, because the cartoony graphics appeal to them. That's not to say that just because your game was cartoony meant it would succeed, (battle born, loadout) but Cliffy B deliberately bucked the trend and as a result alienated a portion of lawbreakers potential playerbase. This, compounded with the fact it was a new ip in an oversaturated market, killed the game.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is evidence?

we can use this against him, right?

>you lived long enough to see CliffyB’s over-arrogance do him in

The only people I knew who played the og Gears of War were white trash potheads

>Tarantino

Same here, but throw in some nigs as well. For some reason they like really clunky games with sluggish movement controls. I'll stick with Max Payne for my third person shooter fill, thanks.

and then this happened

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Well Tarantino is derivative as shit on purpose so he's technically correct.

>Twenty nine, ninety nine. None of that sixty dollar multiplayer only bullshit

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Tarantino may be cringe sometimes, but his lawbreakers would be far more interesting imo:
>female character constantly walking around barefooted
>cutscene where all the characters just say nigger non stop for two minutes
>Michael Madsen or Tim Roth as the same characters they always play
Say what you will, but I'd play the shit out of that.

>UGH
The man is in his fucking mid-40s.
Why does he tweet and act like a 19 year old tumblr user?

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>i'm a casual faggot

>devs who are on twitter 24/7 can't make a game and if they do its ass. Hmmmmmm

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>UGH

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Whoah, check out all these diverse characters! But wait, not really since all of them look exactly the same in a hectic battle since their silhouettes and gear are identical!

imagine being rich and settling for an ugly fake blonde bimbo

>rick and morty shirt

yep im thinking its time for another 1 BILLION DOLLAR IP

>posting this with your career name and signing it with your name again just for good measure
didn't he also post something about anime (lolis) being creepy at some point? for some reason these people always turn out to be real pedophiles

These people like Spoony and such who make a point to post every single thought they have on Twitter are really weird. Imagine how hard they'd crack in solitary confinement.

>CliffyB WILL become a tranny in your lifetime
Fug bros

>and it’s not a fucking battle royal.
Okay, what’s the newest craze?

Gacha? God, just imagine.

Autochess Cliffy B Edition

Same way people invest in pyramid schemes.
They don’t care if everyone else gets screwed so long as they take home some money. Similarly, most will be under the delusion that they’re in the latter camp and get screwed just as hard.

How did the man behind Gears of War end up having the speech mannerisms of a teenage girl on social media?

They just sling them out in 2 seconds and move on. There's no thought put into them at all. That's because nobody who spams twitter with their inane stream of consciousness is, funnily enough, the thinking type.

Cliff Bazinga.

>be rich goblin
>pay for whores out of your league that only want your money and certainly are fucking chads every chance they get
nah ill pass and fuck chicks in own league

Gambling? GTAO casino made some waves

Radical heights was good but nobody was willing to give it a fair chance after lawbreakers.

He's actually retarded enough to do it unironically

Am I supposed to disagree with this.

They reach the point where they can't have a private thought that breaks the Twitter character limit.

Except that Romero is based while Cliffy is an annoying cunt.

Why does he type like a high school girl?

>max payne is as casual as gears of war

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wtf I think cliff is based now

I kinda wish Sigil turned out better. It would've been a great comeback story.

lol imagine thinking ugly or average women are somehow less likely to be money grubbing whores, delusional faggot

if it was tarantino you'd be making thinly veiled foot fetish fuel buddy.

>UGH
even if I didn't know who this tool was, simply reading these three letters would immediately let me know he's a complete fucking mongoloid

>all these fags making fun of the GAMING SAVIOR known as DUDE HUGE and THE B
He's going to save gaming.

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>imagine thinking any woman will ever love you or let you even touch them

>imagine thinking your mind's eye can even conjure up the image of a woman

lmao good luck finding women who aren't looking for men above their league buddy

>imagine not being above the league of women

>be above the league of women
>date women below your league
yikes imagine being this cuck

UGHHHH

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What happened to his book?

I always knew he was a pedo.

It's funny how quickly they gave up on that one.

how come cliffyb wore a shirt saying cuck

what gave it away?

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It was supposed to say "fuck", but he messed up the selfie.

i would still break her ass and repair it

i can't believe he wore a shirt saying cuck. what a cuck

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>hypertrophied tough american males kill alien tough males in a gray world
please tell me what's the appeal

>backstreet boys reject look
>then moustache appeared

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Why would you post a twitter link without telling us what it says? I'm not wasting my time with that.

I would wear a cuck shirt.
for money
with mosaic covering my face

imagine caring that much about aesthetics and money
literally have sex you virginal mouthbreather

damn, and then he lied about it? you'd think someone wearing a cuck shirt wouldn't be ashamed about being a cuck

>attraction to post-pubescent girls
>pedophile
Why are Americans so fucking retarded?

They feel weirded out because they haven't accumulated enough mass yet to be up to American standards.

Just admit you're gay

>community manager
Imagine having ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT but still wanting to shove your nose into the business.

200% sure that is either a woman or a tranny

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I honestly do too. Which is which? I keep thinking it’s the same dude.

>game is shit
>u gay
thanks for proving my point

What the fuck is a "Dude Huge" and why would anyone ever be compelled to write "Dude hugs"?

Her hair do her many favors. I'm sure I wouldn't find her so cute without it.

>what an ugly skank
I really don't like Cliffy, but she's an average girl at the very least. Literally have sex, incel.

why do you talk like a fucking shenmue character

Maybe not a pedo, but it still is a form of abuse, that's why it's called statutory RAPE.

>he thinks having sex will make people into blind hippies
Follow your own advice. Only virgins think sex is some kind of mind altering life changing experience.

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sounds like you care a lot about sex, poor semen brain

It would be very appreciate if you avoided using swear words so casually my dear nigger.

>Only virgins think sex is some kind of mind altering life changing experience.
It is. when you lose your virginity in high school like normal people

i recently played through the trilogy again, and the fun parts have always been how the enemies behave.
They act just like the player, use cover and flank just like you.
It feels fair when you get into encounters like that.
Especially on harder difficulties

kek, he's a literal NPC.

>Logo is literally Radical Shieghts

look at this discord white knight defending a michael jackson nose uggo lol

If you are on high school, you shouldn't even be here.

You never made a point besides muh gray bullshit haters always say. I dont have to defend the series. They're highly acclaimed

I am 31 years old.

>he's such a colossal newfag that he doesn't even know how to post cum󠛡brain

>How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?

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>“I can tell you know that if for the rest of my life I am only remembered for a f**king chainsaw gun, I will drink a bottle of whisky and put a gun in my mouth. I am far from done with everything. Gears is amazing and I love it, absolutely adore it, but it will not be the final legacy of this studio.”

He knew he was a one trick pony.

Someone tweet him and ask why he hasn't offed himself yet

>he's such a colossal newfag that he doesn't even know you can get banned for that

should we write him another letter?

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Seething

Do they even read these? I doubt they even pass the spam filter.

So is Fortnite you braindead faggot, fuck off loser. Fuckin' dumb ass appeal to authority, you're pathetic.

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>teens
>pedo

He posted it on twitter so yeah he did

>chode
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Wow, he used to be based, what happened?

>You can fuck a 12 year old, she already have pubes, I'm not a pedo!
Pedo's first strawman.

Wahhhh I don't like being called a pedo because pedo has a bad connotation.
Wahhhh please call me a hebephile instead because people don't know what that is by name.
I swear to god your incels would split hairs on literally any topic.

Notice how he mentioned 16yo, not 12.

>Making ghost accounts to attack Pat and make yourself look good
that shit was pathetic

It's hard to tell honestly but if it's a woman it's a pretty unnatractive one with a nosering if you check the actual channel. Also pronouns and rainbow im the name are a red flag so yeah

Kek you really fucked him

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Zack Snyder looks like THAT?!?

Actually he literally only ever made a single good game. Gears 3.

Incels are just dumb fucking snowflakes. Worse then libtard snowflakes because they don't feel the need to contribute to anyone elses lives.

Literally lol'd

Americans are not use to fucking something lighter than 400lbs

>Shieghts
There should be a serial killer that targets only incels, nobody would care until the body count is on three digits.

Based on recent trends it will be a Gacha Autochess with dating minigames

I mean, who can disagree with that?

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You idiot, just stop, stop developing games no one will buy or play.

You should just go full weeb and pander to otaku, I'll buy your game if it has cute girls and a bunch of stuff to do in it.

Me i like those Threads

Oh I can't wait. What happened to his restaurant?

He was always a loser trying too hard to fit in.

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Then you should have graduated LMAO

>muh ideas
Wow he sounds just like me AW MAN GOT SUCH COOL IDEAS GUYS, IF ONLY I COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP CLIFFY B!!

Unless you're releasing a fucking trailer/teaser you just sound like a fucking loser

The character design in Lawbrakers was so bad. It also didn't help that every map looked like they were made out of prefabs from the Unreal Engine 4.

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it bothers me to know that someone like cliffy worked on unreal and ut99
was he always like this?

Yeah, I agree. Women tend to look better with their hair.

Radical Heights was fucking trash.

>Hot underage females you would like to sex
Lmao what the fuck kinda forum was he on.
Then to post your real name and sign it on said site.

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I think it's Something Awful

kys transfreak

Link the tweet senpai.

There's a gender neutral bathroom in the playplace of my nearest mcdonalds, and nearest mall. Also these bathrooms are usually called unisex bathrooms. How is this an envisioned future when we already have it?

you just described quake, yet it's universally loved on this board.

wow the faggot actually deleted the tweet, here's one of the threads from when he posted the letter boards.fireden.net/v/thread/416327074

>GoW
>sluggish, stop and pop kill.switch ripoff with mediocre weapons
>Quake
>visceral combat based around awesome weapons, speed and maneuverability

GEE WONDER WHY

so it's just the gameplay that sucks but you know get the appeal of the game's aesthetics?

GoW is a cancer that nearly ruined the entire 7th generation. Every single time you see a shitty game with third-person camera, cover-based combat, and an emphasis on narrative and cinematics, you can thank Clifford Blizzardinsky. TLOU? That whole fucking game doesn't exist without GoW blazing the trail for cinematic style games. It's mind-blowing that they went from Unreal to fucking Chairs of War.

It made a lot of money for Epic. That's about its only redeeming quality.

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I think the combat in GoW is wonderful but the focus on narrative shit is a waste

>cuck shirt

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I think the worst part is that the shitty clones cant even copy enough of gears to replicate the fun parts of it.

I think it's mad dookie. I'm used to shooter games where the entire focus is on aiming at your target quickly, but that gets deleted in GoW since you can just aim from cover. There's no difference between aiming quickly and aiming slowly, since you have all the time in the world. You're forced to play slow and tedious, skill doesn't affect gameplay. There are cool aesthetic choices, and I think the lore of GoW is kind of neat, but it's not the kind of game that you play for the sake of gameplay. And yet, the gameplay is the most influential thing about it.

That happened? I guess I missed that.

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Nah i think that spacing and correct use of cover is a better system than most. You claim it's tedious but higher levels of play see very rushdown oriented tactics. Games like BRs and shit where you have to move at a literal slug's pace or get blasted by a camper you had no way of finding are what is tedious. In GoW you can actually viably kiplultiple enemies if you're somewhat decent since it doesnt have a fucked up TTK where 3 shots to the foot will kill

Is the manlet trying to look intimidating in that picture?

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GoW isn't narrative based at all lol, its a turn your brain off kinda game. The violence and edge is gratuitous to the point of being humorous at times, and the literal best playstyle roll nonstop spamming the shotgun blindfire at the nearest other player

Maybe you're right. I don't know the difference between a good and bad cover-based game because I have zero appetite for cover systems. They just shouldn't exist except in stealth games or overhead tactics games.

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the online play was actually pretty fast paced if you glided from cover to cover and rolled all over with shotgun.

Demolished
Agreed

>auto ban twitter threads
>auto ban wojak/pepe threads
>auto ban game journo screencap threads
>board quality increases 500%
One can dream

So, this is the power of the ideas guy..

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>discuss video games
>it's not from the specific part of the internet that i deem it okay in my all mighty decision making process
>BAN IT
burn in Hell you piece of shit and take your censorship with you

BLESZINSKI

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go back

kys filth go derail smash threads

How I felt in order of progression by reading your terrible post: Yikes oof seethe

Hey I've got an idea, why don't you go make a thread with an off topic picture you found on reddit and then pretend it's about video games by saying "what kind of video game has this feel?"

If you include copy paste threads into your equation, I'm on board.
>Lucina +10
>FFXV has shit comba-
>Remember to thank your healers
>We're going home, lads
>etc
It is my opinion that an R9K mode exclusively for opening posts would benefit this board immensely.

You know how I know you're an sjw? You faggots always blame r9k for shit they never do because you hate them and wizardchan for some reason

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>wizardchan
Unironically should be monitored by the FBI. There are some truly mentally ill people there, and they're being coaxed into suicide/violence.

lolokfag

What the fuck are you talking about? What does this have to do with any of what I said?

>Radical Sheights

redirect all you like but you know what you are you rainbowhair cuck

I can only think somebody who would write a manifesto like the New Zealand shooter's would have to have spent an unhealthy amount of time consuming something along those lines. Felt like I was reading a larp.

I just feel bad for them. They are in profound, non-stop suffering, and they're being trolled like fish in a barrel on that site. It's really sad.

>what are definitions of words? i like to use them arbitrarily

the pedo meme is becoming the new racist, sexist,, etc

a word people throw around without knowing, or caring, about the actual definition of it.

I said literally nothing about R9K as a board, only that the technical system that board has of restricting copy pasted threads would benefit Yea Forums. You're either illiterate or genuinely retarded.

Why does this grown man type like a teenage girl?

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cool story bro

>being this much of an inceI

>everyone I don't like is a pedo/racist/sexist/white supremacist!
>I don't actually have a girlfriend but I want to seem cool around my new Yea Forums buddies

This comic is ruined by the innacurate eyes. Somebody should fill in the whites of the birds eyes.

>defending pedos
Based and dareisayourguypilled! Epic for the win, bro!

>ut2004
>bad
not defending cliffy b but fuck you

>I don't actually have a girlfriend but I want to seem cool around my new Yea Forums buddies

remember when asking for tits WAS the "cool Yea Forums" thing to do. i member

now its all fucking zoomer YIKES and YOINKS over even remotely offensive things

a battleborn character says that voice line when he kills a female character. So it's more like a joke about feminism and women being equal than actual feminism. Randy is retarded but he doesn't seem as sjw as Cliffy

>everyone I don't like is a pedo!
>Am I cool yet? I used the word zoomer guys!

yikes yoinks dilate cope seethe onions soi based FUCO nathadniel and FUCK jawbreaks kiff bazinky is a fagot and so are you LAWL. Pog

You're fucking trash.

Also lets be real there's very little chance Cliffy had anything to do with Radical Heights. That shit was hacked together by two dudes working from home in their pajamas over a couple weeks. Only good battle royale game though

she looks like she fucks black guys

Nah, he's average looking with lots of money, he should be with a hot piece of ass, he fucked up.

holy fuck that twitter profile lmao what a cunt

If Cliffy just made Unreal 3 as a real old school shooter his reputation would be saved.

omg like thats so crazzy man XD

Only the first one is good. The 2nd one is one of the shittiest games I've ever played in my fucking life til this day and they also fucked up the 3rd one.

It’s real...
>MFW

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Somebody send him that one Lawbreakers video so he can get that monkey off his back.

literally any forum on the pre-cuck internet

I guess we know why he talks like a stupid teenage whore on tumblr then. He's trying to get them to let him fuck them.

Why do we care about e-celebs?

Have you never been a teenage male?

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WHO?

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Fucking got me, m8

>Cliffy B was just the ideas guy all along

Makes perfect sense

>These people like Spoony and such who make a point to post every single thought they have on Twitter are really weird.
I had an old friend/coworker that fell into this type of behavior hard. Everything was put online and hanging out with him eventually was just him looking at shit on his phone or looking for a perfect 'funny' moment to capture. Every 'joke' was a reference to some meme or shit. I eventually asked him if he was taking photos/vids for himself or for the internet and he got angry.

CAN YOU SAY COMEBACK?

The best part is that the shirt actually says something like "Fuck Racism" or something like that. But the F is curved at the top, so every time he takes a picture from the chest up it just looks like "Cuck".

mastermind designer

>by the time you hit 12 you know what you're doing
What the fuck they haven't even hit puberty yet you absolute psycho

does he really surprise you? seriously asking.

>NUCLEAR SHEIGHTS

B I L L I O N D O L L A R F R A N C H I S E

the curve is a shop, and it says fuck hate

Cliff is a 44 year old man, this was 19 years ago, he wrote this forum post as a 25 year old man, definitely old enough to know better. A 25 year old talking about how "12 year olds know what they're doing" is fucking weird.

believe it or not, but fuckin 9gag had regular highly upvoted images of how Chloe Moretz is so hot as a 15 year old and can't wait for her to be "legal". It was like 2012 or 2013 on the most normie site. The internet became cucked quite recently.

I came for this thread expectin these, was not disappointed, kek.

Based Cliffy B making a bunch of incels angry through a mere string of letters.

Why is he not in prison yet?

Was he not found with having CP and shit on his computer?

>implying he didn't walk away clean after all of it.
Life is all about nepotism and if you simply know Cliffy B, that opens up a lot of options for your life.

it is tho.

Ah, so you never played the multiplayer

40% yourself

It was an interesting aesthetic with the battle royale SMASH TV thing going on. Too bad everything else was shit released in a saturated market.

3D SMASH TV Co-op game when?

yikes

It really was a different time.
Before everyone started taking everything seriously.

poor lads

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She was so cute at the time!

"OH NO, PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOT CARE ABOUT ME AGAIN!! BETTER MAKE A DISENGENIOUS POST TO SO THEY DON'T FORGET I EXIST!"

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>blaming Gears because other studios are creatively bankrupt
Bad argument

>This comic is ruined by the innacurate eyes.
it's to make them more expressive you daft cunt, birds don't talk either but you didn't criticize that for some reason.

The text was still bothering me a little since birds can't talk in real life.

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Nice
It makes him look like a shitty toon you flaming faggot.

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It's the same braindead responses from anyone who hates Xbox or anything associated with Microsoft.
>durr Halo killed fps games because everyone copied
>durrr Gears killed tps games because everyone copied
>durr Xbox live started paid online and everyone copied

Nice, much better

>This comic is ruined by the innacurate eyes
Google corvid eyes, dumbass

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>>durr Xbox live started paid online and everyone copied
I remember reading comments from nïntendrones a couple of years ago when Nintendo announced that the Switch would require a paid subscription in order to play online, their reactions were basically: "well, Microsoft and Sony are doing it so why shouldn't we pay too?"

Oh no. And he was having great success with those broadway plays.

Wasn't he writing a book?

cool.
what popular game is he going to try to copy this time?

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People already said to but the only thing that makes sense is autochess or gacha

he actually has the mind of a 12 year old

Dude weed

Did that niggas just steal someone's art and pretend he came up with some brilliant idea?

Panzer Dragoon x Borderlands x Ghost in the Shell?

No.

A conman never rests

I’ve seen a lot of people turn in that since the advent of mainstream social media. You start to realize that deep down they always that way and whatever persona they had previously was just a mask. I hate to bring him up, but look at Arin Hanson for example. The content and his character in the past compared to now is so night and day you question how the same person can make such a heel turn in personality.

i remember you used to see shit like that all the time on gamefaqs in the early 2000s

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>Fun game design

>WAAA 12
Eat shit pedophile.
>WAAA DRUGS
Eat shit cunt with absolutely no imagination.

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kek

>PVE
FUCK

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If ninjas and dragons are your idea of imagination then you need to get out more m8.

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He says this but I thought you had sex by sticking it in their butt until I was like 10.

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UGH
1 MILLION DOLLA GAME IDEA
UGH

A quick reminder a company bought this game and has been developing it for a year now.

cringe

no, it's generic console trash

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Oh shit guys Cliffy B is in the house, everyone act cool

>stupid brain

He got that part right at least.

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God Yea Forums is filled with underage newfags. All the retards defending gears and even one retard defending his battle Royal shit. Not a single person mentioning Jazz jackrabbit. Fuck Yea Forums, when is 8ch coming back so I can leave you underage reddit rejects.

Uhhh y...you don't?

>capeshit reaction gif
>unaware of cliffyb
Why even bother coming here?

I think those older kids lied to us.

I knew what I was doing when I was 12, maybe you were/are slow?

how anyone would work with such a hack developer who flopped two games in row and treat their employees like shit?

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>Jazz Jackrabbit
Here is your (you) for the high effort shit posting.

>t. Never seen a bird before

if there's grass on the field
play ball

you know what to do anons

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reddit

Underage faggot

>Not liking Jazz Jackrabbit but liking gears

Imagine getting btfod by one of your previous employees while holding yourself up as some kind of martyr

Wasn't Jazz Jackrabbit a Konker clone anyways?

>being mad that not everyone cares about a green rabbit
what a sad life

Elizabeth Olsen > Bogpilled twins

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why do you lie?

>twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/1161806830433181696
I hope that faggot goes bankrupt if he tries anything again.

...

both are shit

Jazz Jackrabbit is awesome

just look at the bootlickers in the comments, ready and waiting to eat whatever shitsalad he serves.

I miss the frosted-blonde look from the GoW1 era Cliff :(

Nah he actually hired bunch of concept artists for this, you can find some of it on artstation under bosskey hashtag.

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What an absolute degenerate monster. The idea of finding someone under the legal age of consent attractive makes me physically ill.

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>Autochess
this

>KEK

>casual
disgusting

The idea of finding this atrocity attractive makes me physically ill

>cliffyposting never took off

>gears of war
>bulletstorm
>ut 99
>not good
fucking nu Yea Forums

yeah because he's namedropping a meme director for legitimacy even though the director sucks

post the real image, this is shopped

Friendly reminder that cliffy b lied about how much severance he gave his employees because he wanted to win a twitter argument.

>All the retards defending gears and even one retard defending his battle Royal shit.
Yea Forums shit the most on games like Gears of War during the Wii era when Nintendo was killing off traditional gamers for casuals and shovelware, they hated 'mature & edgy' games whilst literally scrounging for any 5/10 'hidden gem' on the Wii they could find. Not saying Gears isn't flawed, generic and edgy, but it's still a good game.

You weren't entirely wrong.

Panel 2 and Panel 3, the bird is pulling on a different petal.

When did Americans start talking in such an infantile manner?

>YAS
>Ugh
>Oh you

etc

I played Dicey Dungeons today and the whole game reads like Chris Chan wrote it while looking for a sweetheart.

He didn't make Bulletstorm, fuckwad, it was People Can Fly.
He only promoted it.

It’s underage

take your meds faggot