PC turns on in the middle of the night

>PC turns on in the middle of the night

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>command prompt appears for a split second when opening a game

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>mom suck your dick in the middle of the night

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>clearly clicked on shut down
>PC reboots instead

>computer turns itself on from sleep mode
>it yawns and tells you good morning

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>leave pc idle when I'm cleaning my room
>Mouse cursor moves by itself for a moment

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>SSD starts clicking

Ahh yes this one.

RIP, OP.

>playing game
>leave the room to take a piss
>walk back in
>the games playing itself

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>press any key to continue
>it doesn't continue

>help my friend with pc problems using TeamViewer
>every time he opens his pc I become aware of it with a notification

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>frognigger visits Yea Forums for the first time

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>Dozens of porn tabs open in incognito window
>Computer restarts itself in the middle of the night

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>Computer starts moaning
>Pinter starts printing screenshots of porn web pages I've been on

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Uncle Jun, no!

>wake up with one of mom's hairs around my cock

>CD/DVD-rom opens for no reason

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i'm pretty sure this only happens when there's a pending windows update

>watching porn on computer
>suddenly my own jack off face looking back at me
>think my screen turned off and I'm looking at my reflection
>screen's still on

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>Wake up to find the PC in the bed with me covered in cum.

>70+ svchost.exe running

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>wake up
>computer doesn't turn on
>have to flip the power switch on the PSU a couple times back and forth until it does

I have no idea what causes this.

>experience no problems or issues because I run linux

>Put computer to sleep
>It suddenly boots up again

Every time.

I find that a nice glass of warm milk will ensure my PC stays asleep after I send it to bed.

>Pc goes into rest mode after a bit while im not using it
>Come back
>My desktop shortcuts have been moved to random places
>Im home alone

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>click the power button
>PC turns on

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THE PC'S USING ITSELF, JON

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>watching hardcore porn
>internet suddenly stops working

>turns out it was a playstation game

i hate this, it happens so often

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>Pc suddenly slows to a crawl, audio is dragging and slowed down, even moving the mouse is laggy and it makes beeping sounds from the speakers when it moves
>One restart later everything is okay
>Hasn't happened again in weeks

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>alt tab to task manager
>screen stays black

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>shit they know

>install linux
>go on gnome-looks and install a bunch of themes
>play aisleriot for a bit
>realize there's nothing to do on linux so I turn off my computer
feels good

haha yeah, that's pretty funny haha

>dual monitors turn on
>leg on one screen
>brerb on the other

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I play games on linux. Been playing a shit ton of monster hunter with my friends lately.