Malaka

it means "wanker" in greek.

Kassandra is my wife.

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>Layla is the Chosen One who will bring balance to whatever the fuck this franchise is about
Wew laddie. They should have stopped bothering with the modern day elements over decade ago.

Gods I want Kassandra to drive her spear down my throat and and call me Malaka!

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Someone explain this shit to me, they're speaking English cause the animus is translating right? Well then why the fuck is every fifth word in Greek/whatever native language is around. Fucks me off more than it should

a nice steamy bowl of malaka

For flavor, and to trigger autists like you.

"Authenticity" and "immersion".

Are they done updating this game?

I want to beat it because it's taking up like 70 gigs on my PS4 but the last time I played it an update broke everything

No there's an update later this month/next month for another Lost Tale of Greece and Discovery Tour Mode.

That sounds gay.

First they killed Desmond and THEN they killed the entire modern day story line in some random side comic.
At this point theyre basically historical tourism simulators and considering the more mythical elements in the later games even that is a stretch

Ubisoft thinks using foreign language makes them cool

After losing control of the staff and killing her girlfriend I doubt she's going to be the chosen one for much longer.

Play the game in Japanese. The subtitled dialogue is less cringe too.

isn't there a nude mod?

Your wife is a man.

Cringe.

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God I wish she would.

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kinda felt like they were setting her up as an antagonist with the last dlc

Kassandra's voice is nice

Haven't played the Atlantis DLCs yet. I'll see if it gets better.

How often do the NPCs even acknowledge that she's a woman, if at all? The cutscenes aren't completely identical for both characters, are they?

Nu-summer Yea Forums everybody, the only place where one of the worst game of last decade has been praise only because the protagonist is a tranny under roids.

She fucked a greasy fat stranger...

Hey, that means you have a chance user

Gia ton poutso paixnidi poutana

iirc, when the game came out there where a few instances they referenced to her as male, dunno if its been patched out now

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Here's your kassandra bro

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Cute eyebrows

She's measuring the size of your dick with her fingers.
She's measuring mine with her nose.

why are med girls so fucking hot

Oh excuse me oh you're that girl from asscreed?
I hear they are making a new one oh no i guess this means they wont be needing you for the next one....oh well now if you'll excuse me ive got my appearance in the next 16year SC appearance to go to.

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Absolutely. In my headcanon my Kassandra turned into a blood-thirsty horny killing machine after that experience.

Kassandra's real. Why don't you go marry her?

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Based and kyriakos pilled

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Because she only likes girls.

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I got bored of this game shortly into Athens
Can't be assed to pick it up again after Sekiro.
Was fun though, if not repetitive.

Here's your layla, bro.

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>mfw someone tries to imply kassandra isn't futa

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should I buy this game? setting seems interesting and protag a cute but I heard there's a lot of SJW stuff hamfisted into this game like there was with Syndicate

>mfw I see futafags getting beheaded and crucified en-masse

If seeing women makes you angry then odyssey isn't for you.

Kassandra has a big floppy uncut futa cock and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Did I play this shitty game? No
I haven’t played an assassins creed game since the second one

trannies aside, futa doesn't exist IRL, there is literally nothing you can do about it.

seeing women doesn't make me angry, but seeing female gang members in Victorian London and a tranny/crossdresser that everyone treats as just a regular sight really kinda kills my immersion.

Layla a cute

>futa doesn't exist IRL
yet
Robot bodies or genetic engineering, whichever comes first. The future is futa. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a hot girl with a dick given the choice? No one.

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The game has female soldiers.

unironic cringe lol
do you think scientists are gonna drop everything to make some cumskull virgin's fantasies real?

WOMEN WERE NEVER WHORES NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED THEY WERE JUST ROUGH HOUSING EVERYONE WAS ROUGH HOUSING OK NO SAD SITUATIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE EVER OCCURRED

Only a matter of time until China stops giving a fuck and start developing human chimeras.

Who do you think the scientists are?

have sex

Me on the left

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Yea Forums isn't a /pol/ website, it's a /d/ website.

We will eventually. The day of the futa will cum.

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>Eagle claws on unprotected hand
Enjoy deep wounds

I read that as
>Only a matter of time until China stops giving a fuck and starts developing human Chinese.
The horror

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There's almost nothing SJW in the game excluding the mercifully short modern day segments and some annoying nigger pirate bitch who you can tell to fuck off
Otherwise its 100+ hours of Grand Theft Witcher 3 in Greece and you get to play Barbie dressup with your characters armors and weapons

Ikaros is gentle with kassandra

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This fucker one shots full grown deer like hes picking fruit

Where could my wife be hiding, I wonder.

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She very clearly has a girl haircut

In the bush of every woman in the Greek world

>not being best buds with the Daughters of Artemis

She looks cute in helmets.

>be gyro/burger
>hanging out someplace in the states and hear people speaking greeklish
>get triggered as fuck
I try not to be retarded and attempt to mind my own fucking business in public but there's something about this I just can't stand.

too bad her feet is the ugliest shit ever