Commander

I'll take a side of those mashed potatoes, if you don't want them

plainfaced chiclet teeth fishbulb head with grooves

Still better looking than any girl you've been with... Oh, wait, I bet you are a jealous female

Kino taste my friend.

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nah I fucked an oxygen deprived downie wearing a babylon 4 shellhead costume once

kys footfag

Babylon 4 went 1000 years in the past , and was Stolen by Ambassador Sinclair and the crew of Babylon five. Also, Mibari were pretty cool, for being boneheads

well close enough, minbarbie were all space elves whiney fags desu that show went from 1/10 to 10/10 every 10 minutes

Too bad she'd rather pursue her autistic shadow broker career than submit to Shepard's cock.

Come home earth man

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>wanting blue babies
Dios mio, el ogro de Thessia...

Shepard

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I liked it, but you are right. It's like different people were writing each individual scene ,and the actors were cheesy and bad. But it really had a feel, like you were watching a space videogame like Wing Commander . Also, Freespace took a lot of liberties from that show

yeah the plot is surprisingly entertaining but everything else is mostly terrible

It was strange how they ended the shadow war so abruptly ,and it was very anti-climatic. I'm thinking they were affraid they were getting canceled , but IDK

I think it was a budget issue or something

Fuck off michael Jackson Tali’s gonna be here soon

Did Chuck end well? I dropped it a few seasons in

What?

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I’m going to spoil it for you, he sold the store to Sneed

>EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WAS ENGINEERED TO BE PERFECT, EVEN MY LOOKS
>looks like a horse crossbred with Michael Jackson

Table-dancing tart...

I actually like Mass Effect 2.

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>Didn't romance her but befriended her a great deal
>Final scene with her on Earth where she melds minds with Shep and shows her leaning on his shoulder
Sweet as fuck. If she wasn't an alien, I'd wife her.

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>went against my better judgement as a teen to fug her
No regrets.

Mass Effect but only with girls under 12 would be so good. I would call it Cunny Effect. And no saving the universe, just sex with children 24/7.

King of Pop

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>goes on a rampage against the biggest intelligence agency in the galaxy after the head of it fucked with your corpse
>couldn't live without the idea you mightn't be alive
Didn't even romance her in one, dropped Ash for her in three.
What even is this dere type?

>mass effect sfm slowly started reducing in quantity and quality after 2015
Feels pretty bad man.

>investigate
yes