Which mythology will Kratos destroy next after he killed all the Norse gods?
Which mythology will Kratos destroy next after he killed all the Norse gods?
Alternative Medicine
semitic
Christianity. *tips fedora*
>take this chemically synthesized pill that literally takes a molecule from a widely available plant but slightly modifies it so it can be patented and priced 100x more then the original plant
lmao get a load of this pleb, go take your prozac
It's not a Japanese game
hopefully Egyptian or mayan
semitic religions are shit
But European mythology didnt not survived Christianity, therefore my man J.C. is going to take Kratos down, and by take him down I mean turn him into a preacher or a crusader.
the chinese
Actually conventional medicine is not against herbal drugs
Chinese mythology. Kratos will wield the rope darts of Olympus.
Himself, when he realizes his franchise is only going downhill from here.
NuKratos is ____! ____!
Fuck huge! Fuck huge!
>and by take him down I mean turn him into a preacher or a crusader.
Or even worse, a Jehovah's Witness.
old kratos looks like a Yea Forumsirgin
Would play neatly into the theory that some pre-judaic cult of a war god crushed all the other proto-jews and made their god the one and only, retroactively erasing the rest of the pantheon
guys why you guys dont activate your neurons before posting, like seriously?
do you guys really think they will accept getting banned from the chinese market and lose out on all those yuans?
if anything they might add chinese mithology characters to help kratos beat the european ones
>dude this guy released the nitrogen in my joints and stick needles in me now my immune system is better and I'm more focused
a fool and his money
tfw kratos will neck allah
There is no Chinese Market for fucking God of War, the whole premise isn't allowed you dipshit.
Probably Egyptian.
It was between Norse and Egyptian for the last game.
Summerian including YHWH.
gonna slay Alah in god of war 5
those boyfucking med cucks would've not only imported mudslimes like olives but would adopt Islam institutionally too. you mutts love sandniggers and their religion.
something that won\t offend anyone
He's going to nail Jesus to the cross.
I'd really like to see how they would tackle buddhism
what about Egyptian Gods?
Ra, Osiris, Set, Isis?
No one, he's gonna die next game and his bitch son will take over
So basically Hinduism.
Given the order on that giant tapestry, Celts are probably next.
>implying Kratos won't die and Atreus becomes main character
>only one enemy
>its a fat guy sitting on the ground
>he doesn't resist
"a bit short, 10/10" ~IGN
He'll go to Egypt to fuck up Anubis or Southern America to tear Kukulkan in two.
Buddhism in a nutshell: "don't give a fuck about anything"
The Abrahamic regions in a nutshell: "give a fuck about EVERYTHING"
>fat guy
That's the Budai. He is a Buddha, but not THE Buddha.
Won't matter GOW fags will pay at nothing to keep it going
I think Kratos will die and Loki will become the new protagonist, though.
Although it's possible Loki will become evil, the main villain, and Kratos will have to kill him, but man, that'd be too edgy/ tragic imho, killing BOTH of his families would be too much even for Kratos and the franchise.