*gulp*

Food shouldnt take as much time as sleeping you dumb burger.

>Works for 16 hours
>Handles food for 4 hours
>Sleeps for 4 hours

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he is only sleeping for 2 hours

heh

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>Not taking the time from work

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Implying 8 hours of eating

>gravelchuck

Sounds like asia

>Again some idiot posting unfunny comics from Stonetoss

Oh boy the guy with 1! punchline

>namefag

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>Disney

Hating unions does not a bigot make.

Cake is a lie!

A CRUMMY VIDEO GAME? HE SHOULD HAVE MADE ROOM FOR A PAIL OF WATER!

Nice try, I am German.

Shit I just subscribed to getting 4 boxes of onions 12 packs, every month

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but Mel Gibson didn't make Mad Max

>namefag
he has a trip you dummy

post bikecuck comics so I can have a genuine laugh at Owlcuck's work

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU SEE PANELS LABELLED "FOOD" AS FOOD

based basado

Hating unions makes you a true American

fast instead you dumb faggot, you're fat anyways

t. Someone who never been to America
You go ahead and tell blue collar workers they hate unions (especially guys like plumbers) and they will call you retarded

>put food in oven
>wait half an hour (can game in this time)
>take food out
>eat food (can game while doing this)
>spend two minutes putting plate/bowls in dishwasher and turning dishwasher on
FUCKING WOW

>Look at these funny comics I found
>but they're not funny and also they look similar to the work of a noted pedophile tranny babyfur who liked to wear poopy diapers
>buh but Mel Gibson

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Shhhhhh, don't let them know it's that easy. Then they might stop bitching about "adulting" and student loans. I have to exploit the market and the more well adjusted people out there the less will resonate with my message.

Gaah I want to watch one piece on my phone but it's not on crunchyroll or wakanim

i know its so hard i need a mommy

onepace.net

>spend two minutes putting plate/bowls in dishwasher and turning dishwasher on
I don't have a dishwasher

Tfw work, food, and sleep merge into one lump and can play videogames at work

If you want time, suck it up and learn to wipe ass. Working in an ISL is the best. Most of the handicapped will play with you, watch, or play their 3ds while you play

And you can take them to your house the whole shift

>Dat chain

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>Tfw work, food, and sleep merge into one lump and can play videogames at work
I "work" from home. It's literally the best.

Kek

>triptard

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then spend 10 whole minutes washing them

just use nyaa and BitTorrent

But I don't want to

LOL

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>Not just eating while you're reading or watching something
Fucking loser.

>eat dinners at work
It's microwaved, still beats cooking

holy shit Filtered

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>20% daily nutrition
ugh so you have to drink 5 of these things a day? disgusting

Normal people like to cook healthy meals or meals in advance and that takes time. I mean even making Ramen takes me like 10 minutes between cooking and cleaning. Then eating it would be another 20 and I can't play a game with a bowl of ramen in front of my keyboard.

Griffith did nothing wrong

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What do they taste like? Is it like milk?

I tried one once. It was absolutely revolting. It does not taste like milk. It is also not smooth, it's kind of chunky and weird.

Disney was anti-nigs and anti-jews (like almost everyone at the time). Simple example can be seen in the original fantasia.

Unironically this

lol

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>10 minutes to put a bowl in the oven and push the 3 minute button
>20 FUCKING MINUTES to open your mouth and shove noodles in and swallow

>and the last thing: you must bake the cake, bigot

*gulp gulp gulp*

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> I can't play a game with a bowl of ramen in front of my keyboard.
Rookie move. You put it BEHIND your keyboard so it doesn't get in the way. Then you bring the bowl to you to take a bite.

based and waterpailed

I assume it also includes getting groceries, cooking and cleaning up. Nothing you have to bother with when you're still underage and live with your mom

>Get month's groceries on one trip
>Buy ready to eat stuff
>Don't clean

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>become fat and die with 38

kill yourself faggola
holy shit, now I understand

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Always finds a way to make an ass out of himself.

What? You have to Boil water then cook it for 3 then mix for a minute. Who the fuck is putting ramen in an oven?

'That's just asking for a dirty keyboard/desk.

I've done this since I moved out and I ain't fat. I'm probably still going to die before 40.

>get a gf
>earn more than your gf
>she has to cook, clean and get groceries in return

>20 minutes to eat a bowl of ramen
I will down a bowl of ramen in seconds. What is wrong with me?

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You are big boy

Crummy food? He should be removing Pokemon creatures!

How long does this guy eat wtf?

the difference between these artists and stonetoss is that they didnt push their views in their art. disney may have been antisemetic the message of ariel isnt that the holocaust was a lie whereas thats the explicit messaging of stonetossers work.god what a fucking reteard this guy is.

I buy chicken breasts and a whole bunch of frozen vegetables to last for two weeks. Takes about 2 hours to prep this is also counting the 30 minutes on the store. It takes another 3 minutes microwaving/ 5 minutes eating. There's no excuse to take that long to eat.

>the difference between these artists and stonetoss is that they didnt push their views in their art. disney may have been antisemetic the message of ariel isnt that the holocaust was a lie whereas thats the explicit messaging of stonetossers work.god what a fucking reteard this guy is.

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Some people breathe and drink water while eating and slowly fill themselves up also you gotta wait for the noodles to cool.

Stop being a fat piece of shit.

there is also no excuse to take at least an hour of your day to make a good meal thats not just frozen veggies and chicken breast every single day.grow up

Has anyone here actually tried these, or do people post them because of the soi memes? Because I've tried them and they are fucking disgusting

There is.

great rebuttal champ :) do you have any more pictures saved up to "own" me in a debate or do you have an independent thought for once?

Where does middle school fit on there?

i guess if you see "being an autistic manchild" as a good reason then yeah i guess youre right

>wake up
>30 minutes to get yourself in order
>15 minutes walk to work
>8hrs
>eat most of my meals at work
>get back
>14hrs left to enjoy vidya and get sleep

How much a fucking moron do you have to be to not manage your time enough to play some vidyas?

>great rebuttal champ :) do you have any more pictures saved up to "own" me in a debate or do you have an independent thought for once?

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But to the libtards this shouldn't matter, which is the point of that comic. The libtard is being hypocritical per his own moral code regardless.

how much of a moron do you have to be to waste your time on vidya

now bike cuck needs to be mad fun of but at no point did he said it made him happy read the comic again then see why you're post makes no sense

>no you

Whoa, thats a thirsty boy.

the point of the comic is "its ok for me to do bad things because other people have also done bad things"

also why shouldnt it matter?

>the point of the comic is "its ok for me to do bad things because other people have also done bad things"

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I remember this comic got thrown back at liberals hard when James Gunn got fired and they were seething.

The people represented in the comic are made up.

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This is what incels actually believe

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>funny

Only one inserts his politics into his artform and There is no prizes for guessing who

>the point of the comic is "its ok for me to do bad things because other people have also done bad things"
Wrong, the point is that the libtard is full of shit. There's essentially nothing made by a corporation that isn't also made by "bigots"

>who has to schedule time for food
normies do, i'm pretty sure at least 25% of their life's interests involves food

Anyone can see what Americans did to their trade unionists and unions.

RIP Debs

>Can't play more than a few hours a day because she wants to have sex and do couples stuff
Don't fall for the women meme, anons. It happened to me and I don't recommend it.

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>funny

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have you ever seen a 35 year old single woman with a dog? they're absolutely desperate to get seeded and most arent so lucky to find some sap that'll take them

my house my rules, stop being a cuck

this but literally unironically

Trash be trash. Ever seen a 35 year old single male? Talk about desperate.

>Don't fall for the women meme
more like stop being cringe and bluepilled

it tastes like liquified cereal (not the sugary kind or anything, more like cheerios). it's mediocre.

Whether or not they have been made by bigots doesn’t undercut the terrible comparison since neither of those movies were created to peddle bigotry unlike stonetoss. Hell we wouldn’t even know stonetoss is a bigot until he started making those comics

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That’s how he thinks to cope. In reality she actually goes on to get pounded by different chad dicks for the next 20+ years and never thinks about him again.

You don’t work a job. You just don’t. Why lie user. If you did you would know this isn’t easy. I’m 27 and I tried to get back into the real world. I can’t do it. I’m getting a part time job and moving back in with my mom. I’m honest at least.

Yes and no.

SOS
Da incel seething
SOS
Da incel crying

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The only defense of that comic I’ll stomach is that he was crunched for time and rushed something out.

>get gf
>realize that she farts and poops
God I hate women

I'm a blue collar american worker and i think unions are fucking retarded

Once you go bald, its over. You are out of the game. And most men at that age are

>Angry enough to include and redraw an user’s parody comic poking fun at his material
what a pathetic moron

I do work a job. It's part time and only 5 hour shifts though.

He should be making time for Pokeman creatures!

>but they're not funny and also they look similar to the work of a noted pedophile tranny babyfur who liked to wear poopy diapers
Wait what?

I, too, dont have a job and live with my mom and I think unions are bad

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Judging from being here for awhile i still see 30+ males bitching about how they lack a gf.

t. Seething rustbelt dweller

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Now post single males over 35, incel

>put food in oven

Found the American.

>Not working out
Beta faggot

>neither of those movies were created to peddle bigotry unlike stonetoss
But that's not true at all. Corporations make things to make money, the money goes into the pockets of "bigots," therefore anything made by corporations is essentially "created to peddle bigotry." You're supporting it either way as long as you're paying for their products.

>Bawww user you don't love me, we never do anything together boohoo
Great argument bro, any other buzzword you might want to add?

Shmorky

Who also conveniently disappeared just before Stonetoss rolled onto the scene. Really makes you think.

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That sounds amazing and what I’m looking for. You work as a security guard or what?

Makes them even more desparate. And very incel.

I like how this one comic causes so much fucking butthurt.

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Men around 40-50 who are in peak physical shape are literally the most desirable males to women. There have been numerous studies PROVING THIS. Keep seething .
Sneed.

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Single males over 35 either kill themselves or disappear, like good citizens.

People say the same about Red Panels. StoneToss couldnt have been both Shmorky and Red Panels

That is just old scientists trying to stay relevant. I call bullshit
Also, no links meams no proof.

No I work at a kwik-e-mart in the evenings

post body

>Europoors don't use ovens
?

men can age with grace and grow successful. they're more established in their fields and communities, and more confident in themselves. women without a man is just a bag in the wind.

>wake up
>make some coffee
>turn on computer and start lurking
>eat something quick and easy
>maybe play some games
>sleep

We prepare our food.
Boiling potatoes, cutting carrots, dicing onions you know?

>t. never worked as a consultant on both union and non union jobs in the oil and gas field

Fuck off they are worthless fucks. that suck off labor of a handful of members while the rest sit around and masturbate. Legitimately when your entire job is to follow us around and to open panels making $35/hr youre fucking useless.

This
>her sex drive is at least 2x higher than mine
V-vidya james...?

The decade the study says is 70 lmao

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>europoors don't bake

So, you have had ni contact with women then? Must suck not having had sex. And i guess women cannot be successful. Boy, talk about a small mind.

>wake up
>girlfriend wakes up and makes me some coffee
>turn on computer and start "working from home"
>girlfriend makes breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>maybe play some games
>maybe do house chores
>sleep

An oven is one of many tools someone can use in the kitchen you retarded fuck. Also you don't think you prepare carrots/onions the same way before putting it in the oven?

Yet apparently you have plenty of time to shitpost.

why would a right wing cartoonist have an alter ego as another right wing cartoonist?

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I hate the faggy way the stick figure poses to do the "consider the following" pose.

haha yeah dude, none at all.
let me ask my pregnant girlfriend if we've had sex.

No, the point I was trying to make and which you are purposefully trying to misunderstand is that we don't buy premade frozen meals.

Men over 35 can get women easily as long as they keep themselves fit and have a stable job.
Heck, I know a dude, over 40 that married a chick that's 27 and you'd expect her to be the one going on casual flings after marriage (and childbirth) but its the dude over 40 that's still doing casual flings.

We are not that different haha

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Some idiot who used to be best friends with the guy who made Something Awful

Women can only be successful in the sense that they can abuse the recent sjw crave to get a massive salary with 0 chance of ever being fired. But they can never (and never want to) be competent in any way, shape or form and their colleagues hate their guts because they're always in the way yet always have a holier than thou attitude coupled with power due to HR/laws.

This might actually be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen

WHAT THE FUCK EUROPOORS DON'T DEEP FRY THEIR FOOD IN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN GREASE IN A STATE OF THE ART WALMART SUPER FRYER??

Then it will take longer than 3 minutes though you absolute moron.
Read the full conversation.

Red Panels looks way different, though

THIS, it's called "instant" ramen but it takes an eternity.

>You can't roast fresh vegetables in the oven
Huh that's strange, I thought you could?

It's possible but i dont see any reason why you would do that

Wagiecuck mad he loads furniture all night for 7.25.

Literally me

>0 chance of ever being fired
pcgamesn.com/hearthstone/blizzard-job-listing
wholesgame.com/news/telltale-games-goes-into-liquidation/
i could go on

see
you short attention span zoomer

Thats just stonetoss in general; it makes trannies seethe even though it's so fucking mild

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Your hand cannot get pregnant. Might be cancer. Better get it checked.

imagine being so fat you eat as long as you sleep

cope, you will never have children

Talk about dumb. Guess you never read about history. Shame to be that dumb.

You don't need that much time to shitpost.

Bahahaha. Your hand lump will not be a child. Not how biology works

Or maybe you should ask for higher wages lmao

oof. stop chief

Sorry, you're right. 0 chance of being fired until the company risks going under, which happens as a direct function of their insistence on being SJW.

Judging from your posts you've been in this thread for at least half an hour. You could've spent that time playing videogames, but instead you wanted to shit post and soft brag on Yea Forums.

>Tells me I have a short attention span
>Can't wait for vegetables to cook in an oven
What did he mean by this?

But corporations are neither what stonetoss or I are talking about so I don’t understand why are you pivoting so hard to it. I mean I dislike corporations for vastly different and better reasons than lmao their shareholders may be racist therefore it is the same as stonetoss!

Post the best Stonetoss comic, the one with the snake and Jesse Cox.

Reading it is better but One Pace is a must if you HAVE to watch it.

Not him, but I was thinking of playing something but started to shitpost instead. I think it's roughly 10 years now.

is this loss?

this is the only good comic he ever made, though

>Half an hour
If I'm not going to play at least some 2 hours I'm not even going to bother. Not worth it if I can't immerse myself. Also I'm at "work" so obviously I can't play here.

Only a yuro could find some reason to talk about americans in a LOL thread

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You can just admit you wanted to brag.

>meal prep on day off
>~10 minutes to consume each of my three meals
>work (8 hrs)
>1 hr commute (to and from) work
>sleep exactly 7.5 hrs every day
>workout takes about ~1hr
>subtract another hour for hygiene and grooming
>Still left with 5 hrs to game or shitpost on the days that I work, add another 5 or six hours to that on my days off
Every sophisticated adult gamer would have figured this shit out a long time ago

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someone post the fesh pince edit

autistic tripfag

You can use the microwave and it only takes 3 minutes.

Few posts in this thread are making me realize yuropoors must call it an oven or something. It is, but then what do they call the conventional oven?

underrated

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Us brits call a "microwave" a heaty cat fun time explodey box

>brag
>Having a normal relationship is bragging
You don't need to feel personally attacked, user.

>what do they call the conventional oven?
Probably whatever it is in their language.

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Is he right?

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You sleep to much, mommy boy.

Yes

Lmao just get a girl who likes reading manga and comics on her phone while you play shit.

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Doesn't help my dude.

I don't even like Kirby and I like Kirby.

>"did you make OC? you're angry!"
I don't understand this meme. Golden Sony Wojak posters are mad, then?

>they don’t try to force their beliefs on you
Look, I hate rockthrow too, but have you ever actually read a lovecraft story? He 100% tries to force his beliefs on you

You are just projecting, plenty of us have jobs and keep their places clean and shit. Just stop being a lazy sack of shit and spending all your time here. I'm only here because I am waiting for more assignments from my boss.

i dong get it

people who make shitty comics like to go "everybody like thing but me"

A youtuber I watch tried to subsist on it for a week. He claimed it tastes like liquid chalk

>sonyfags

lol

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Whenever I start doubting stonetoss because of all the shit he gets on Yea Forums, he makes a comic like this, and reminds me it's just retardEra trannies infesting this place and shitting on anything they don't like. Dude's a fucking legend.

>put food in oven
I laughed so fucking hard. God, the mommy boys.

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>Food

But you can play video games while you eat. Plus most meals have very short prep times, some need a lot of time to actually cook but you can play vidya during that time. I baked a cake today and only 10 minutes of my time was actually involved, the rest was just waiting for it to actually bake. I don't understand normies.

Is this real?

>ps3 games
>empty shelf

You cheeky bastard

>food taking up that much space

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Spbp. Based schloppilled

Based

What a good boy.

why do people want to fuck these

images you can hear

>put egg in oven
>"meal"
Ah, the amerifats.

>woah guys I'm having soooo much sex that I don't have time for videogames, haha
It's soft bragging bro. Idk why you can't just admit it, it's not like anyone is going to get upset.

why do we want to fuck anything?

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Damn. Hardcore waterposter

based

Mainly for memes but I don't think they are that bad. I heard before they revamped the recipe they were pretty gross though.

accurate

>ps3
>games
at least make an attempt at realism

You are right, nothing wrong with softbragging, but
>no one will get mad
First day here?

What is the trashcan shirt guy suppose to be

I think basedjak posters are just a moronic hive mind of people

I never got this comic

See this look of disdain, white people? This is how the rest of the world looks at you when you do absolutely anything.

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fascism.

>plenty of time for vidya
>it all that shitty awkward times so i never get to play with my friend

i fucking hate evening shifts

Yes absolutely

no cock like horse cock

The shelf is empty

I have had female bosses at office jobs and they were great at their jobs with loads of experience and knowledge.
I will admit my other female coworkers were a mixed bag, but the same thing happens with men as well. Worked with plenty of men who flake on shit they should be doing.

why would i care what some spic monkey thinks about me?

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Geee..... almost like... what..... racism feels like................

iirc they put the Lutece twins from BioShock Infinite in the background of one episode shortly after it came out. Something about them dimension-hopping. I believe this could happen.

i dont know how you think id see you over the height of my credit score

You'll care when they march down your street shouting, make america mexico again!

Just don't forget your trust bottle opener, them bottles can be quite harsh on your wrists!

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didnt see the bottom shelf at least he got that right.

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Does /pol/ actually believe in this stuff?

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>with 38
Fucking ESL beaners

this

No way this machine actually exists.
This has to be some elaborate prank.
right?

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dude you make my food lmao

She hasnt told you it's tyrone's yet?

product name literally in the title you dumb retard
robotwist.ca/

>wetbacks don't real you guise
Bro, they're such a problem, we have white politicians adopting the name beto and speaking spanish during debates to try and get that beaner vote.

Well as you can see from the picture it's for people with fucked up hands.

Why are there so many Yous ?

seethe

lmgtfy.com/?q=onions bottle opener machine

Why don't they just put a little serving of their spiciest sauce into a ketchup cup and let them see what they're getting into? Better to educate gringos on their weak tongues instead of risking a lawsuit when they find out you haven't been giving them what they ordered.

Disney hated Jews and Lovecraft hated blacks. Not sure about Gibson. He's implying that hating things made by bigots is hypocritical of you enjoy stuff made by people who were also bigots.

Does that mean they're going to stage a race based revolution against white people?
Mexicans aren't even the problem, they just want to come over and be landscapers. The ones you really got to watch out for are the fucking Colombians.

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Absolutely based

Fucking filter fucking up the fucking link

>?q=onions+bottle+opener+machine
Kek

>put food in oven
You still live with your mom eating TV dinners, fucking amerifat

It's for the elderly and disabled.

You fucks need to learn how to cook, it's not that hard. Can spend 2-3 hours every Sunday to meal prep for the whole week, then just heat it up every day after work

Oh my god this is unironic isn't it?

Zozzle tbqh familia, mods are semenbrain cucks

Yeah we live in your bigass empty head rent free

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You're so naive, it's almost sad. Here's what the beaner plan is. Flood in, dems push for illegals to vote, illegals vote dem for the gibs.

t. Roe Stee

>"MUH 15 GORILLION ILLEGAL VOTES"
>"IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!"

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h-hey guys im gonna go on a sighte where everyone is anomynus and haha im gonna giv myself a name so pepol can recognize me the attention will be super duper cool!!

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Ah yes, that homogeneous group "liberals."

300 IQ beaners if true

White people BTFO

It's not the white man's fault he is genetically predisposed to develop Barret's Esophagus.
I used to feel hunger when my stomach is empty, now it is only burning pain.

post the water edit

The dem candidates wouldn't all agree to free health care for illegals if the votes weren't there.
Well it's more the dems than beaners. Just like any minority, they're being used to keep democrats in power.

IIRC there was a study done in some Mexican university that showed that indigenous/native American and black people's tongues were less developed than white and Caucasian tongues which explains why their food has to have so much spice and condiments in order to satisfy their taste buds

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fragile browns

>Tranny libshits triggered once again by stonetoss

Based long live /pol/ let freedom ring.

The go to comic for shitlibs to respond with when discussing censorship.

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Burgers don’t give a fuck about property that isn’t theirs

I'll concede that Healthcare to non-citizens is fucking retarded especially when regular citizens struggle to pay for it, but that's just general political discourse, not some broad sweeping plot that the modern right always assumes is the answer to everything

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you never seen an ape outside its habitat enclosure have you

But what have they actually done to you or anykne? I have met plenty working part time while I was studying, pretty much all of them just work really shitty jobs for low pay. I have seen the white people who work these jobs, all of them are either trash or there for 6 months on their way to something greater and dont really need to be there.

I thought it was something about their climate being godawful leading to food spoiling faster, so they spiced the fuck out of it to kill bacteria and make it more palatable.

The problem with onions isn't so much the cap being to tight, the problem is that the label slips over the actual bottle so you never get a good grip.
t. A coworker brought one.

I just wanted to show the other guy how it's done. The pregnant hand thing was maximum tryhard.

>general political discourse
>policy that would target one very specific group
>general

really bland ready made coffee

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>i was ironically being a retard
take yourself out

>unga bunga, desert is so hot
>let's make food
>this red skinny food thing makes us sweat a lot
>hot weather will make it go bad quick if we don't eat it
>this will be perfect to add to our dry chicken and flat bread
>let's add a fuckton of it
God, spics are so stupid, it all makes sense now

The left really can't meme.
Top quality humor 10/10 would read again

Couldn't you just peel it off?

I said general but I should have said standard or normal.
Like I said, the policy of most Dems actually tends to irk me, but it's the insane delusions and persecution complex of the Right over literally everything that pisses me off, especially when the accusations against Trump are more often then not actually true

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when u kill nigs lmao

What's the point of educating yourself if you still can't do something as simple as meme?

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How does the filter handle Onions?

>N-NOT ALL LIBERALS
whatever c uck

Because it's correct?

I mean to be honest I'd rather we find a way to ban tranny discord from Yea Forums even if the trade of that everything even a bit right was gone from YouTube seems a fair trade.

value of men generally tends to go up as they get older, since they're either forced to git gud or come from money already.

women have to actually try hard to be taken seriously beyond 30s, but it's not an easy adjustment if they've been on easy street for 10 years. all those bitter old women that work in accounts receivable for minimum wage tend to be those those women that coasted along until they hit the wall.

young guys that are feeling hopeless about the future just jeed to wait shit out and not let themselves go completely.

I always thought Yea Forums just disliked this guy because of stupid identity politics but not liking kirby is really crossing the line

So close yet so far

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Did you mean to type potato?

It should be nothing but enjoying the sweet, sweet cute and funny time

i unironically love onionss

>Average job has only 1 hour to prepare and eat food
>Somehow you take more than that
Hmmm
I think the people talking about jobs are projecting really hard

>It doesn't mean anyone else has to listen to your bullshit
Like transwomen are real women, for example?

The hell is Nectar flavor supposed to be?

It's true though. If your future wife has premarital sex you will become a ghost before fading away in front of her.

What does this taste like? The bottles make it look like it taste sweet.

Honey probably

Upvoted

In all seriousness, how the fuck do people manage to work full time during the day and also study at night? Add in 8 hours of sleep, plus commuting, showering daily, eating, doing chores and there's zero time left for my leisure, fuck me I miss losing myself to games for hours on end.

Based

>normal people like to cook healthy meals

>studying at night
>doing chores daily
???

They skip leisure, usually.

I work full time and study as well.
I come home around 5:30, 6pm tops, eat, and study for 3 hours. Then i have some time to play a couple hours of vidya or watch anime before going to sleep.
Don't underestimate holidays and weekends. Also before an exam i usually take 2 or 3 days off work so i can prepare myself weel enough.
It's not easy tho, thank God i'm only 3 exams left

I typed onions lent. I think every word that contains onions just gets replaced with onions. Test, basedbeans basedsauce

He is holding it like a complete retard

I'm going to masturbate tommorow. What's the most vanilla doujin possible? Or should I fap to my waifu?

>seething this hard over spicy food

The most vanilla doujin is using your imagination.

Jorori

I've never understood how people could study everyday. I've always felt like it was pointless to study for more than an hour or 2 before a test. Do people just not pay attention during a lecture or something?

But I need muh stress relief.
Yeah that's similar to me. Doing exams at night in this week, why can't there be 30 hours in a day?

>studying
>not just winging it

I don't get it.

Not everyone is in liberal arts, m8.

OK by "study" I mean going to school/uni/course for several hours at night after work.

Do I need a library card to play?

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I studied marketing.

Is that a deep fried banana?

>milkman fucks your wife
>water salesman instead cares about her purity
The duality of man.

Yeah. It's pretty common in Caribbean cuisine.

B-Chiku
Literally all of it is straight nakadashi. I don't think any of the chapters are incest, either. Great quality and very vanilla.

Godammit, I can hear his voice in that.

lol

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Based as fuck.

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t. Kurt

hi kurt, is your epilepsy still bothering you?

Wasn't the Bike Cuck comic always meant to be ironic?
I don't get why most fags here actually thinks he would like his bike being stolen.

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>only liberals can't take a shock value pedo joke
Try it in the south and let us know how they react.

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It was a comic about him finding a way to cope with his sadness that didn't involve turning to anger.

I mean, if it was just about not being resentful because it does you no good it would have been fine. Just report your stolen bike to the police and try to avoid letting anger ruin your day.

He's drawn like a douchebag, but what douchebag guy asks about consent?
Maybe he's actually a good guy who just looks like a prick.

>natural and artificial flavours
so just flavours?
whats the point even writing that down?

Real talk. Who is this fucking cat and why arw there so many different close up pictures of him?

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That they're ghost and woman can't touch them?

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That site is complete trash and skips so many good parts. Fucking speedwatchers should burn in hell

He used to shitpost and post selfies on Yea Forums back in 09

How do you people live not knowing what a Fasces is or how what the name Fascist even means.

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what a smart cat

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post the mindfuck one

Dan, are you alive?

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bottom text

WORDS THAT KILL

Those fucking whites going to space and farming wheat.

>job expects me to spend all hours of day working and just enough to sleep

Fuck off not even this shit is common in the military it's temporary at best and only during emergencies

People who worked in warehouse look sickly and shake all the time from coffee addiction

>He doesn't play videogames and shitpost on Yea Forums at the same time

a while back, early 90s, some yuppie cunt got really angry cos she bought an "all natural" smoothie that used aspartame and vanillol instead of vanillin and asserted to the judge that because of the unnatural ingredients she put herself at risk of cancer so now if you use fake flavoring you have to let people know about it

but since yuppie cunts still think natural means healthy there you go food companies can still advertise by slapping the word on the bottle

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>Eating premade oven shit
>Not preparing your own food while dancing in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron listing to your favorite vidya OST's
You must lead a sad life user

Mel Gibson BTFO the jews and they're still seething

it's been pretty well documented Disney hated blacks and Jews

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This but ironically. Family has shat on me for years and now are all like "why don't you call or visit anymore?"
Officially done with all of them

based, old faggots should die already

I hate this meme. Fuck that guy, but he has great taste. Wish something shittier got meme'd instead.

based schloposter

So what you're saying is that your real issue is yourself not getting paid enough. Go demand better pay, then.

>>put food in oven
fucking kek

Milk and oatmeal, blend it. That's how onions taste like.

my life is sad because you're not my gf

>frozen food in the oven
>tastes awful
>mom makes frozen food in the oven
>tastes great
Explain this, liberals.

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>taking out sleep
>not reducing food time
>not eating and playing video games at the same time

Your mom probably added spices/butter/etc to it.

>Food taking up almost as much space as sleep
>Ellipsis after question mark
dumb obese ESL

I agree, I have a hard time fapping to it because I can't disassociate them, not unlike trying to get off to hirame and a few others because le ebin ahegao face

She lets it thaw a little bit on the sink so the water doesn't sop the food when the microwave heats it up too much.

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What warehouses do you work at zoomer?

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Wrong, it tastes better because she loves me. Thanks for the cooking tips though.

Heh

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I listen to music while doing any house hold chore. It is dope as fuck.

>going to change my oil to FF8 Dolet Mission

He should have replaced "Food" with "Social Life"

>having a social life past 22
What's it like being an actual child?

Finally I have a reason to post this picture.

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>not taking out both
Why is this board filled with so many casuals.

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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>editing out snape
Fuck you.

I miss their Let's Plays

Doing god's work

>Soon after that, I lost my shit for a while

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;_;

N

What if Judaism is actually the correct religion and we really are cattle

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>liked vidya since I was little
>was always seen as a weak and nerdy kind of kid
>have a cousin who is slightly younger than me but we grew up very close
>uncle always pokes fun at me
>"you got a gf yet? you're so weak. you and your stupid games. why don't you play some sports like your cousin user?"
>he always tries to make my cousin sound amazing and accomplished
>now I'm an adult and moved in to a new apartment
>my cousin dropped out of college to marry some fat single mom bitch with two kids
>he works in some dead end factory job
>uncle still pokes fun of me and tries to get on my nerves
>"you're still single? what are you waiting for? I would have had a girl a long time ago at your age"
>remind him about his son and the trainwreck he is
>he gets angry and says I'm disrespectful
Fuck normiess

whats the original?

>Normal people like to cook healthy meals
Is that why the vast majority of burgerlards are overweight? You have an incredibly flawed idea of what how "normal" people live.

What they do user?

>wake up
>30 min. To get ready
>30 min bus ride to work
>12 hour shifts
>30 min bus ride to gym
>1 hour session
>5 min walk home
~3 hours of vidya
Meal prep on Sunday and you don't have to worry about making food, just reheating.

Blame beaners, blacks, and boomers.

For extra point, get a woman to do your meal prep as well as house cleaning and laundry. Free time galore.

I feel personally attacked by this picture.

wasn't that a different guy?

Political cartoons are pathetic

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i tasted it once. not that bad. almond milk is better.

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>Formerly gravelsneeds

arent board games making a resurgence lately

I wasn't aware they ever became obscure

Better games than monopoly. But muh good old days nostalgia.

>posting originals instead of edits
Go home stonetoss

For those asking what these taste like, it is like a bland rice milk except very, very rich. It doesn't really have much of a flavor but it is perfectly palatable.

>Is a vidya
>Is also a board game
>Mario is easy to recognize and can attract all sorts of people to play

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It's a REALLY Shitty low-quality protein shake.

The reason it's not branded as a protein shake is because it's actually low-tier, bottom of the barrel, worse than swill, would-be thrown out refuse of protein shakes sold as a "Hipsters food replacement."

The idea of living off protein shakes isn't new, all that drink has done is make the absolute lowest-cost bottom of the barrel trash be considered more expensive than an actual protein shake. It's a marketing tactic targeted at people who tell themselves that they're 'too smart' to fall for the marketing tactic known as 'food'.

They took their kid to a store so they could have a heart-to-heart talk and their kid can wreck cheap plastic shit all he wants.

What's wrong with posting originals?

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>hating on Whites superiority with food analogy
Envy truly is a first world problem

ooh, so that's why antifa is rioting in the streets
lel

>"No. It's all bout the high score."
and despite him holding a game controller, the screen says that chan site i can't write without spam filter preventing me from posting. one more than 7chan

Not like you would understand, but I did not choose this. I simply GOTTA go fast.

This is fucking stupid
Monopoly pieces have been getting replaced for decades the dad getting sad over it just shows how the artist probably just read the headline somewhere and decided to make a shitty 'lol young people" comic

this. and see where that gets you without a union. better hope you dont live in a right-to-work state

Personally in case I have a bottle with a cap extremely hard to break from its seal, I just pick a pointy knife, stick it between the cap and the seal and slide the tip through both of them, then once the cap is slightly loose I open with my hand. if I can figure this out why do söyboys need a machine to do that for them? can't they think outside of the box?

cope

>but then what do they call the conventional oven?
the final solution

>Men around 40-50
>in peak physical shape
lmfao

men don't marry women who have fucked lots of guys

>Imagine having no argument to fight against whites that people have to resort to culinary tastes
lmaoing at all the shit skins, I'll enjoy my comodities while you're still working harder than a wagie and earning less than them

I use an under-desk elliptical to get some cardio in while working and playing vidya.

it's a plantain but ye it's sweet, kind of nice to balance it with a salty cheese like cotija

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Top

I-I don't get it

Both wrong but whatever keeps makes y'all feel better about a few inoffensive memes.

burgers?

>it takes like 3 minutes to eat
Only if you like eating premade shit, you disgusting fuck.

12 days

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Same filenames as the guy posting in Yea Forums. He does it all the time.

Really awful. I had the powdered kind you mix yourself and couldn't drink any of it

The games are fun, but the fanbase is obnoxious with the whole "look at this wholesome poyo, remember Kirby loves you all uwu" shit. It's like people who have pets and say shit like "this is a good boi, henlo frens, my doggo loves you all uwu"
It's just people who are overthinking a simple pink ball with eyes and try to make him the epitome of cute and innocent

why don't Y'all enlighten us Sweetie

oh come on, it's like Garfield without Garfield

>plantains and cheese
My fucking negro

>masculine guy
>liberal
Don't think so Tim.

American entertainment industries are run by leftists who like to shit on conservatives and have been for like half a century, don't be silly

Well yeah, stop sleeping 12 hours, you only need 7ish to be fully rested

>alt right
>has sex

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>Posts an antifa

How? What am I not in on?
My union job doesn't pay well, but the benefits are top notch. Free dentist, lots of paid time off, good insurance.

Who said anything about the alt right?
Notice how I didn't say anything about antifa or communists but you went straight to the extremes.
It's just a pattern I've seen over and over again, effeminate and soft men are the type to hate their fathers and resent masculinity.
If a guy is super liberal it's almost a guarantee that they are a soft and weak "man", mentally and physically.

See

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Made me kek super hard for some reason.

1/3 of your life is work
1/3 of your life is sleep
The remaining 1/3 is divided up among
>commuting to work
>buying and preparing food
>doing chores (like laundry, maintaining and cleaning your house or apartment, etc)
>hygiene, using the restroom
>financial-related things (like paying taxes and bills)
And that isn't including having kids or a SO

jesus this reeks of old internet

He's fine, guys.

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Redpannels and StoneToss are the same person though