330 pounds of pussy and ass. That is how you sell 3 million copies of your game

330 pounds of pussy and ass. That is how you sell 3 million copies of your game.

Take note western devs.

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Kat's game had fully modeled nipples, but nobody bought that!

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yeah, fuck good gameplay or story, am i right cumgang??

Name one western developer that would have the balls to make something like that!

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>330 pounds of pussy and ass
>a human being wrote this
Americans really are fucked beyond repair.

The only way to play a video game is vicariously. So if you like this game, you're either a tranny in the making or are looking to play a movie game.

Haven't played the game, what's the lore behind robots looking like hot sluts with 10/10 butts?

That's because her face is a wreck

Just watch porn if you want pussy and ass lol

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Netherrealm when they made MK9.

>only 3 million
>has to use sex to boost sales
Yikes.

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Wayforward?

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>that ass will never be on your face
Scientists needs to stop working on dumb shit like "particles" and othe bullshit and instead get to making VR fully immersive so I can fullfill my dreams of fucking all the vidya characters

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Shame about those faces, though.

based

You will understand the lore once you finish drakengard 2

...in your mind

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New discord profile pic, thanks op.

I want Steven do more Triss or 2B fucking Max from Life is Tumblr

Nice deflection, trannies already identify as their fetishes. The most gamer of them all.

What happened to her mouth?

Just put some dragons in you'll be sweet.
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Dragon my nuts across your face lmao

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We need to work on particles to leave cables and transistors behind, to achieve perfect immersion we need better quantum tech.

Imagine sticking your nose right in there and getting a good whiff. Imagine the smell.

Sadira's ass is pretty nice

The hotter girls have masks anyway so it doesn't matter.

>Kat's game had fully modeled nipples, but nobody bought that!
What does that have to do with OP?

Hometown > *

MY
FUCKING
DIIIIIIICK

Artist name?

OMG I LOVE PORN SO MUCH

I LOVE PORN

DO YOU LOVE PORN FELLOW, GAMERS

I POST PORN SO I DONT GET ANGRY

Wow i love porn so much

Oh yeah tits

Oh man thats awesome

Totally epic

I love porn

Light machinery oil and static electricity?

@474196564
@474196659
Excuse me sweetie, you mind shutting the hell up? Thank you sweetie.

Why do lefties advocate in favor of vidya violence but start sperging after a tiddie or ass are exposed?

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Whats wrong r*ddit, cant post "cvmbrain" without getting banned? kys

Holy shit i freakin love porn

Epic

Wouldn't it be epic it that sex was happening?

Ha

Sex

I don't

sex good politics bad

Wow haha i love porn

Sex sex sex

Wow porn have you seen

Fat tits!

Based

Porn

Yes? This is true. Fuck off you /pol/ cretin.

I'm registered as a Republican.

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Holy heck i love porn

Fat tits

Big boobs

Feces

I love eating hot shit

Mmhh yummy scat i love hot porn

You ok there mister?

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@474196835
@474196970
@474196906
@474197060
@474197095


Sweetie, you're trying way too hard to be post post punk and counterculture here.

No one cares, post tits or ass.

Your just being a fucking cretin and an incel.

And from my perspective here, Yea Forums has always been garbage due to being about video games.

It's a topic for entertainment devices that have gone on to become only fit for children and mass appeal.

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>I must fap i must fap. Dont give me anything interesting or intellectually stimulating. I want to feel good. I need anime tiddies and waifus in everything I consume.
Snap out of it you degenerate

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based

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Nice

@>474197293


Oh no! I went into the internet porn thread and got a influx of internet porn!

What shall I ever do?!

I know, I'll intentionally venture into another one and preach abstinence!

That'll stop internet porn from occupying my video game board about whatever topical bullshit there is AND E-celebs!

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>BASED EMJ POSTER POSTING OUTSIDE OF /PO/

SJW's only allow underage tranny's and muscle men to show skin in the western games. It's like the west became some fetish driven puritans

The two aren't mutually exclusive, you repressed prude.

@474197401
nice name there cum-brian

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Trannyism actually is the final stage of gamer. Even some progressives are getting woke to the tranny question.

youtube.com/watch?v=M3mnUMmUAHQ

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>lefties
>advocate in favor of vidya violence

but it was Killary who actually made the first move against them with FEPA back in '05.

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How do we even know she has sex parts? Was it ever officially confirmed?

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pussy, ass and a juicy girly dick, my dude

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butt

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They can have whatever they want

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She should be bigger.

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only redditor newfaggots think (you)s are worth anything. stop breaking backlinks just to be an epic showoff.

See?

They fucked off because of how they can't handle being an incel.

Probably hung themselves.

Here's the real thread if you're being a militant.

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Anti-Japanese cultural imperialism.

Omg i love porn

Fat ass tits big boobs wow!

I want to see another dude fuck her!!

Based!

>Name one western developer that would have the balls to make something like that!
They wouldn't. Western developers tend to be more creative.

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>@474197849
your a dumb nigger and can't refute the fact that you went into the obvious porn thread

and got offended by it according to your sensibilities,

now sit in your fucking mess and enjoy it

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Damn big boobs so hot based fuck yeah tits epic

I love boobs

Haha

Epic

This is awesome

Watch another guy fuck her

Haha

Epic

This is so hot

Big hot sexy tits

Damn brap

Brrraaapp

Imagine if she faeted in your face haha

Epic

She could be even bigger than that.

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A2 or 2B?

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>give robos typical robot looks
>creative

I wanna tickle 2B!

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go back to r9k loser.

I want to fuck her

im beating my meat to toobies ass while typing this

2B since I like short hair more

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>>give robos typical robot looks
None of the western robots in that image look alike. They all have different designs that fit their respective settings.

Meanwhile, the Japanese apparoach is to make every robot look like an underage prostitute. One of them literally wears a french maid costume even. Because that's so much more creative, right?

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Trying to go against Yea Forums's inherent shitposting is about as dumb as it gets.

Oh man those fucking tits hot shit damn brap i want eat shit god

Tits big boobs fucking epic dude

I love hot sex

Give me porn

Oh yeah i want vidoe game porn so hot and sexy baby

Brap in my mouth i want to eat shit eatch another man fuck

That image is cherrypicked anyway

Shut the hell up Incel, I've already filtered you.

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b&rp

Oh damn hot fucking sexi tits

I report bullies

Stop bullying me

I'm just here foe the porn

Fuck i love porn

Damn i wanna watch another man

Penetrate eat shit out of a negroes asshole

Fucking hot brappp

Braappp fart in my mouth

I love hot scat in my face

Fuckng sexy based

Damn i love big tits

But will we ever solve being able to feel skin in VR? I think we're gonna need to go with the sexbots route bros

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Stay mad. Please respond to my post mocking me because it's all you can do and you're powerless to actually have your way.

Why are you also seething at anti-cuumbrain posters? Take your fucking meds.

based

@>474198691
Can't stop me from living my life DAD.

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take that medication, do it now.

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Imagine being so retarded that the first thing you think of when you see titillating content and sexually attractive women is everyone else is masturbating to it.

is it really that hard for you trannies to accept beauty?
how jealous and envy you need to be to spam every thread with your shit is beyond my comprehension

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NOOO FUCK YOUUU PEDO WEABOOOOO
TAKE THIS KIKE FAGGOT INSTEAD

HAVE SEX INCEL BUT WITH WOMEN(MALE)

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Oil is a nigger fetish.

What about some matrix like shit only the person has complete control over it?
That has to be doable somehow

higher res? souce? google doesnt give me a better quality or the full image

Damn look at those hot fat tits i live hot brap in my face yum i want to lick your feces hot

All over my face yeah

Want to watch another guy fuck you so hot damn i love porn

Whoa

They're going to bring her back in the next one for sure. She alone sold that game. There are thousands of people with 2B collections that haven't played it and don't even know what the game is about.

And I'm one of them.

hot

Maybe but you'd have to drill holes in your skull and connect shit to your brain probably and I don't know how far science has to go for that, I think lifelike robutts with some basic AI is more plausible

Cum

If that’s true how come Samass never reached the 3 mill mark?

I guess most people despise backtracking.

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Brain

>t. seething roastie with a pancake ass

user why are you so upset by the thought of anime titties and anons masturbating? If that's not to your taste you should post on tumblr instead of Yea Forums where nobody cares about your opinions.

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Damn hot brapppp fart yuff in my face

So hot sexy big tits look at those boobs ong epic ass

Upvoted that sexy boobs hot tits

If you wanted more you just needed to ask.

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>sell 3 million copies of your game.
There's no way that's right. Hitman 2 has sold 8 million copies. Surely Nier:Automata moved 3x as many copies.

Because I don't have baby hands so the Vita hurts my knuckles.

Was hitman hot sexy big tits?

Gamer

uh UH UH UH

UH
UH

UH UH

GAMER

Because nobody buys obscure console exclusives without MASSIVE advertisement.

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Did you misread the post replying to or are you just having a seizure?

>being offended by 330 pounds of pussy and ass
the absolute state of yuropoors

You're that guy that irons his napkins, aren't ya?

wtf is a Brawlhalla. judging by the guys, I'm assuming it doesn't include social interaction with women.

Damn i love epic tits for the win

>tend to be more creative

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Why are alt-right incels so obsessed with objectifying women if you want to kick them out of gaming?

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sit on my face
crush my neck

Its shash but on PC with free to play model and its getting bigger. We may see it on next EVO.

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Commander.

go back to /pol/ you're not fooling anyone

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It's a roastie having some sort of mental breakdown.

It's sold over 4 million copies actually

>we finally got rid of all the gamergate incels back when moot kicked them off the site
>cloudflare takes down 8gag and now they come back here
Thanks CloudFlare, also fuck you.
Being a cümbrain needs to become a bannable offense.

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>Japanese apparoach is to make every robot look like an underage prostitute
oh just robots? Japs turn everything into slutty school children, soilders, pilots, demon slayers, everything is a sexy little girl then you little weeb faggots go, "CUTE" and throw your money at it.

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I bought Automata because I was intrigued at how the story would unfold considering Nier ended with the Human race going extinct and I was expecting typical Taro wackiness. Platinum combat was a plus as well and I cannot overstate how much of a draw the soundtrack was too. Only a mental midget bought it for "le ass heeeheeeeeeee yayayaayayaya sit on my face tewbiiiiiiiieeeeeee hahahahaha" People who did just that deserve nothing but constant scorn.

leave this site at once and never return retard

another discord tranny

Ew no, I respect women and don't want to objectify them.

Here's the sexy mascot from the game making. His name is Quarter Pounding, and he's a mouse sex worker.

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you fucks ARE the /pol/tards from 8gag. Anime lewds are and always have been based.

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I prefer body stockings desu.

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do you even look good in them?

>oh just robots? Japs turn everything into slutty school children, soilders, pilots, demon slayers, everything is a sexy little girl then you little weeb faggots go, "CUTE" and throw your money at it.
Western turns everything interesting into garbage, how is that any better.

>330 pounds
>isn't properly fat
That ass is too small.

Could you please kill yourself soon?

We didn't used to get flooded with constant cümbrain threads taking most of the catalog.

No, I just like watching cute vidya girls in them.

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made for rape and violent facefucking

Hello peddit. How is your epic communist occupation of a Yea Forumsideo games board going?

It's pushback against you retards and your new buzzword.

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>cute anime girls weren't at the core of Yea Forums from the very very beginning
whew

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case in point.

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UH UH UH

BIG TITS BRAPPP FART

HAHA

EPIC

UH

UH CUM

I NEED CUM

MORE CUM

UH UH UH UH SEX

UH PORN

NEED PORN

UH UH

>pushback
>by proving them right
This is your brain on cum.

okay user

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pffahahaha

gamer is /pol/ speak. maybe you should beg cloudflare to bring your site back.

Yeah you sure showed me by posting tumblr images and pretending anyone from 4ch has a problem with /pol/.

its because shes a nigger

Lmao what a way to spend your Thursday holy shit

Nope, catalog looks about the same as always beyond you triggered snowflakes and your shitty forced meme everywhere. Otherwise yeah, hot girls and vidya were always a thing to a large degree, just like console warring. It ebs and flows, but you trying to force it away naturally just makes people want to post more. Dumbass.

>implying any robot won’t immediately be turned into a sexbot

user, nobody cares about proving a point they just want you to go away. Here's a tip, you're really annoying.

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For a roastie who hates cum you sure seem to think about it an awful lot. Could there be some subconscious desires there?

Bros... I need more (You)s.Tell me how I can get more (You)s... I think I'm addicted to getting (You)s and shitposting.

Most people on Yea Forums hate /pol/ because it tries to push itself everywhere. It's the political equivalent of furfags.

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But I showed that I'm not a gamer in my post by saying I had a prior history with the series and wanted it because of that, not because of a fat ass.

Ironic.

No-one will ever buy your agenda.

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nobody talked about retards making video games worse before /pol/

>not a gamer
get out

no one will love you

>Most people on Yea Forums hate /pol/ because it tries to push itself everywhere.
But it's okay for porn to be pushed everywhere?

>gamer is censored

Neat.

Go back to 8gag, oh wait.

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I already did

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It's vidya

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Almost bought a PS4 for Gravity Rush and Bloodborne

:D

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>you're from /pol/!
>you're from 8ch!
Make up your mind before you post this again, ledditor.

Puffy

Why is she so heavy? Is she exceptionally big?

whats the tag for this pose

she's a robutt

No, that's Pokemon. Why are cumskulls physically unable to visit other boards?

don't play dumb, everyone knows 8ch is was /pol/chan

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Why do people stay in threads they dont like? Why do females trigger so much? Why do politics discussions always come up in these threads? They're not video games either?

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You're getting your information from news articles and Plebbit? What a shocker!

pokemon is a video game

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Digital Extremes makes sexy warframes with huge butts, and Epic puts out sexy skins in Fortnite, but that's all I can think of.

It's called one-finger selfie challenge, I think.

im so gamer i won't even buy a game if the lead or main character isnt a hot girl. Didnt get sekiro the second I learned you had to be a guy, not joking either.

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>t.

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Me on the left

I know because I jumped there during gg for a while and got to watch the place gradually become subsumed by those cancerous fucks.

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You must have gotten the wrong address. This is Yea Forums, not /vp/.
If you need help finding it, you can click this link:

what does your cock taste like?

stay mad, faggot.

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it's the same mentally ill poster who pretends to give a shit about "quality video game discussions" while spamming the board

Just nuke this place already, Japanese moot.

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Both Gravity Rush games are on PS4

Don't, I actually like this place.

Watch Dogs 2 bare tits and vaginas

come back when a single AAA japanese games has the balls to pull that off

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I love video games too user! Gotta catch 'em all!!

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Proof?

user...

No, do it. At the rate that this thread goes we're going to reach the archive.

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>3 million copies

Cute

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don't forget cute boi

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>imagine wasting your free time shitposting in a porn thread thinking you can change something
sad!

>300k polygons for that
yeah that adds up, nippons are inefficient as fuck and have no idea how to optimize shit
no wonder Nier looks like an early ps3 game and runs like shit at the same time

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>How do we even know she has sex parts? Was it ever officially confirmed?
Idk but there WAS a line of dialogue in NierR:Automata while playing with 9S where someone sad to him "You want to fuck 2B, don't you?" or something to that effect. So I'm not sure whether that confirms they have genitalia or not, but it does seem to imply it. Also why would 2B, a robot, be created with breasts but no vagina? It seems inconsistent.

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God I love wayforward's girls so much

This opinion is a wreck

That image is wrong desu

vocaroo.com/i/s0sWCOpDrhfB

based. i wanna do both 2B and 9S.

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>he thought it was real
lel

>ywn force feminize 9S

Why even live

I wonder if I would masturbate even more if I was uncircumcised.

Masturbating gives great pleasure as it is and I do it about twice everyday on average.

I can't imagine the pleasure I would get i I could stimulate my entire foreskin instead of the remnats of it.

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Massaging the foreskin is certainly my favourite part of fapping, there's so many nerv endings in it that it feels great. Must suck being born in an amerigolem country.

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She isn't as compact as 2B but ellie is certainly 300+ lbs of something.

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Semenbrains need to get shot.

Pokemon is allowed to be discussed on /vp/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and all the 2D porn boards, user. It has diverse appeal; no wonder it is the highest grossing franchise in the world.

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It's honestly one of the factors that makes me think we're living in a simulation that's going haywire, we cut off a body part because it's too hard to clean or some shit. The mind reels

seethe and cope

it's the same, slugdick cope meme

She's actually a fun character and there's hardly any good porn of her.

>@474206527
hella cringe bro

Amerigoy detected. enjoy being branded cattle of the Jew

It's actually to "reduce masturbation", ironically the same thing that these retards spam about now, they're willing to mutilate children for some mentally ill obsession

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stay obsessed yuropoor, enjoy your hordes of muslims

>horrible faces and bare tits ans vaginas
Ewww. They need the balls to make girls HOT.

This but unironically

That's a fucking lie. How zoomer can you be?

FUG

the characters look like they are caked with pounds and pounds of makeup and are hideous

no one cares about your shit flop series but you and the 12 other people that bump gravity rush threads on a daily basis because they would die otherwise.

I wish I still had my foreskin Q.Q Fapping hasn't felt pleasurable for me since high school. The older I get the less desire I have to fap or even have sex simply because the pleasure I get out of it barely feels any better than massaging my arms or legs for example. It takes fucking forever to climax (usually 2~3 hours), and by that time I am raw as hell, and it hurts pretty badly for several days afterwards. I've gone to doctors in the past to see if there as anything wrong with me and they all said it's just because I'm circumcised and there's nothing they could do to help other than giving me an ointment that'd reduce sensitivity to the glans even further. It really sucks, bro. I envy you guys who are still intact. Please don't make fun of us cutfags because it really makes us depressed; it's not like we had a choice in the matter when our genitals were mutilated.

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>it's okay for porn to be pushed everywhere?
I haven't seen a single porn image in this thread. Why do trannys call any cute girl image "porn"? I genuinely don't understand. Porn posts got deleted in this board. That's a fact.

have you tried using an onahole?

i think taro once mentioned that they could if they wanted to, that parts of their bodies could be swapped so if one of them wanted a dick or vag or maybe even both it could probably be arranged. They were designed to be a human as possible.

Yeah. It still feels terrible though.

What's going on in this thread?

>balls
Dragonballs

2Booty

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Yes, good goy... Keep masturbating to these totally non-pornographic images of underage girls and enjoy that momentary dopamine rush of happiness...

lol I'm cut and can cum under 5 mins dry, is this what uncutfags do to make themselves feel better about their nasty smegma slugs?

get some lube and a fleshlight bud - you'll be shooting ropes in no time :D

>Take note western devs.
Horizon Zero Dawn sold 10 million copies on a single console and that game has a female protagonist with no sex appeal.

Try again gamer.

Wait when? Played the game recently didnt noticed it

Thanks for giving me that porn for free, Goldstein, you sure you don't wanna charge me some for it?

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Rockstar Games.

Nice.

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I think they patched the bagina when people found out about it

Mostly ass though

Cute girls being posted and closet incels being triggered by said girls while spamming their shitty ass meme

funny how this image ignores big franchises like Metal Gear and Xenoblade, seems like cherry picking doesn't it?

it's criminal how little good quality porn there is of her

>wanting porn of a she-goat

>@
At least we know that the autist dragging this are underage newfags

The better the girl, the less porn she has. Which is why there's tons of porn about a boring piece of shit like 2B but little porn of Commander.

300 pounds.

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Yeah, but how many people played that game more than once?

I guess its a lowtest problem?

Skyrim is more of a porn game than Nier Automata

video games

I actually got hard at her

I don't see any FUPA, so I'd still hit it.

How to get hard over a character with no sex appeal?

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Not to mention Aloy is canonically a virigin.

>ignoring that the game was a bait and switch

vocaroo.com/i/s0sWCOpDrhfB

>the irony of these faggots claiming other people's brains are in ruins when they posting shit like this every waking moment
Get help.

40% yourself already

That sentence is intentionally vague. In Japanese the sentence is also slightly different and "kill/destroy" fits in there much better, though "fuck" does still work.

9S has gone through hundreds of deaths at her hands. It's a very love/hate relationship and a bit complex.

So this is a Discord raid?
Typical cumbrian

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I think pic related is quite appropriate at the moment.

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It said **** and it was ambiguous for a reason but I guess you wouldn't know if you are just parroting what you've seen other people post.

9S

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Every game with a female protagonist should have an option like 2B to explode her clothes off and show as much of her fat ass as humanly possible.

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They had to knock the price down For that. The complete edition for horizon is cheaper than nier’s original sku.

Fanservice aside, I really enjoyed the game, combat was fun with a lot of variety

A2

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based and redpidfdfvfdv hjfdcsgocvnmlhdrg vbietbyvrrteg hnbae9g7 hprgc789ruvbgdfuik,lvawsfbgrv

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gamers are stupid dont you think so too?

Personally, the combat was pretty basic but the game was still enjoyable.

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Why do leftoid cringecels want to put women in everything but sperg when they aren't transvestite dykes from South Africa?

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black niggers

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

I do.

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Because women need to be controlled.

3DPD need to go, digital girls can stay.

U mad bro?

where did all these annoying Mormons come from? Fuck off of Yea Forums if you don't like seeing lewd shit, this site is 18+

how can I be mad about a game that flopped so hard that no one talks about it on Yea Forums?

>he'll never make you eat her out while stepping on your dick
why live

>falling for retarded deflection like "it's the mormons"

Yeah you tell'em cumbro!

It's a hot, new /pol/ meme.

I really liked it, I hate purely Hack'n'Slash games like DMC and Bayonetta, but something like Nier Automata that is more of an RPG open world is the perfect game for me

>"falling for"
I literally just made that up right now because you guys seriously sound like a bunch of whiny mormons. Go away

This is a blue board, jizzbrain

I can understand that. If Automata had Bayo/DMC combat then it'd be one of my favorites of all time.

Mormons are actually based and not anti-sex at all. That's why they have huge families. You're just wasting your energy, youth and masculinity, into a tissue. Retard.

haha its funny because its the game with less relation to the others

when they chat it comes up a few times that the newest models can fug

If anyone wanted a shining example as to why this fucking board is nothing more than a dumpster fire at this point, this thread serves that purpose completely.

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Reminder that the game is about 9S and 2B is just a side character.

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t. mormon

Don’t you have some rocks in a hat to talk to?

Lol, youre dumb. I have no problem with lewd threads and browse /pol/ too, its pretty obvious that OP is a 40% or a roastie

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>mormons
>based
>not anti-sex at all
kek
They have huge families because their retarded fundie asses don't believe in contraceptions and abortions
Pretty sure you're a fucking mormon because not a single non-mormon in their right minds would think they're 'based'.
Faggot.

Yeah, Yea Forums fuckin sucks. They should Chuck this place in the trash. Sneed

I’m cut and have no clue what your dick’s problem is. One fap lasts between 5 - 20 minutes

>browse /pol/ too
kill yourself white nigger

>can't post anything even close to simpsons-related without anyone posting that sneed shit-tier meme
People always say that the worst boards are Yea Forums and /pol/ and this one, but the truth is that Yea Forums is by far the absolute, shittiest board in this fucking place.

Nah, I am pretty good living you colossal faggot, but thanks.

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No you don't, you think you do, but the reality is that the biggest need you have right now is to end your life at once.
I know, I'm a mind reader.

MUH COCK

Post lewds or shut up and neck yourself retard

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How do I get a big ass GF who'll let me ravage her every night?

>neck yourself
Like what you should be doing right now but you're too chickenshit to do it?

I want to mind transfer into a 10/10 android cutie and get fucked by 100 dicks.

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>manbaby wants mods to protect his fee fees
And I thought those darn ess jay dubyas were supposed to be the snowflakes here.

>too retarded to understand the meaning of my post
sasuga gamer

kys faggot

Slut

>Pokemon is allowed to be discussed on /vp/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and all the 2D porn boards
>Yea Forums
Yea Forums mods deleted my Ash vs Paul thread and banned me.

Why do [strawmen] do this?

yikes

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>tfw no android gf whose ass I can eat without it feeling filthy

hawt

Ok, so by dumpster fire you were talking about this cringe thread existing at all instead of the people rightly mocking it, fair enough, but please try to avoid the orientalism, that was unnecessary.

>orientalism
kill yourself john wayne

Because isn't as fun or interesting like the fans make it out to be

Her ass isn't even that big. I hate fake thiccfags.

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Based Eishiban

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Can't wait for a collapse.

>3 million

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based B o w i e, cringe Hecc

Based Bowie

Fuck Animu Thotbots
Mechs and Robros for life
Robot women should look different from normal women
It's the same normie shit as saying you're a furry if you like anime bitches with cat ears

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Are you saying you're a furry or the robot equivalent of a furry? Either way fuck off you degenerate scum.

But the image is very relevant to the topic of the thread.
Dumb mindless meme poster.

>degenerate scum
WDYTWA?

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I NEED IT

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>robot equivalent of a furry
Shiny metal ass?

Same

youtube.com/watch?v=B4c_SkROzzo

It's not the size, it's the shape that matters.

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This makes me sad that I'll never experience good dicking. If I were a girl, I'd be such slut.

>get fucked by 100 dicks.
based
>I want to mind transfer into a 10/10 android cutie
Not based, kys fucking tranny

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what is this?

OVER 300,000 POLYGONS OF PUSSY AND ASS

Technically transhumanist, not tranny.

...

why not take it a step further and self-flagellate?
imagine how superior you would feel then

The difference in moderation between Yea Forums and other boards is so weird.
On other boards they're up all your ass all the time even when you're totally on-topic like they're super bored and are just looking for anything to delete, and on Yea Forums the janitors are just never there when they're actually needed and only delete shit when they fall asleep on their keyboard.
Why can't there be a board that actually has a balance between the two?

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Then why are the cunny threads deleted within mere minutes, user? Even when they aren't explicit in nature, the jannies are on that shit like watch dogs.

It's Completely Degraded Trash. Try the literal fuck again. /pol/ entirely pushes itself ORGANICALLY due to being Literally Correct from a perspective of Reality. Porn Pushes itself because Web screen adict Faggots like you can't stand the literal fucking presence of one thing unless it immediately triggers your brain fried Instant Kink gratification to tame your Slave wired Euphoria deprived half conscious. It has nothing to do with stifling on the Freedoms of Expression. Period. It has everything to do with intellectual Construction and Interactive integrity

Violence and Testosterone makes everything cool and fun and Epic. Hence why Culture Prospered in the 20th century. or any time testosterone was involved. Sex turns everything conceived into industry into a 15 minute jack off session elsewise Absolutely Vampirizes the property of any creativity or energy whatsoever. That's why we come and we call you all literally Howling lost cause brain cell Failures and we will for literally the rest of time. despite your constant insecurity projection toward our comforted ability to always call you brain cell energy vacant failures.

How am i wrong? All you do is literally Machine Gun Spew Loli Bait and Retaliatory shaming. and zero intuitive banter to accompany it. The Book writes itself.

The literal sentence i just wrote above this one preconceptively invalidates any counter you ever have. for the rest of Time.

dont mind me You have a faggot catalog to stare at for the rest of your life

>Get out of here Incel
>Muh Flesh Fetish Incel
>Who Hurt You iNnCeL

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Shhhhh!

Don't post anything that goes against his narrative, his fragile ego can't take being wrong.

Easy, everyone hates you so much even the lazy janitors wake up for that.

Fucking Exactly. No Response

>why slow board slow and fast board fast
Brainlet.

I literally said the exact opposite, I said the janitors are fast on slow boards and slow on fastboards. Idiot.

Jannies on /vr/ delete nonretro posts within minutes almost every single time, and those threads can last for weeks.

My problem is that it’s fine that there are lewd threads, as they’ve always been here. But every thread is now a lewd thread that’s devolves into “post sniffs!”
I swear, as harem and seasonal anime became more racey, this board and Yea Forums have increased like tenfold.

Based ACfag