Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Retsupurae
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
SecretlifeofDSP
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
ProJared
UKIP
BadBunny
Etika
Mumkey Jones

This motherfucker's out for blood. You have wronged him, and he has grown strong enough to launch an offensive. After years of careful planning, he has set it all into motion. Everyone will go down, until he is the last standing content creator on twitch and youtube. You can still surrender and keep your dignity, it is not too late. Leave him a tip of a couple hundred dollars, and he may pardon you in his campaign to outlast the internet.

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EM47ywYlKos
youtube.com/watch?v=fzvjG13w9hA
twitter.com/NoContextDSP/status/1161379057260552192
youtube.com/watch?v=buUM916QRJk
youtube.com/watch?v=y1zvIdk9yL4&ab_channel=LiquidRichard
youtube.com/watch?v=fEaJdvIK-Kg
youtube.com/watch?v=Rwsl6Hy9acg
youtube.com/watch?v=Rbl3TPqTNNM
youtube.com/watch?v=LAQCwTdSBxY
youtube.com/watch?v=_aFlV2yUg-s
mediafire.com/file/b9da62l757r5c2a/Galatia_Complete_v1.4.zip/file
youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
youtube.com/watch?v=fpWspvoWkVQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

NGL former detractor here but seeing Phil effortlessly dismantle everyone that has come at him over the last year has turned me into a true and hahnest fan
youtube.com/watch?v=EM47ywYlKos

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this moron would've had to get a real job if all his retarded detractors would stop talking about him

literally how do most of these relate to phil

His Twitter is one of the fakest things I've ever seen.

a lot of it was done in secret by DSP so most of the internet don't realize he was behind the scene everytime, like a puppermaster.

He ain't gonna do anything, anyway, the dude is a pussy.

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I'm now just convinced Phil is involved in some shady money laundering scheme, only this can explain his persistence

Why are you spreading detractor memes? He would lean in manual ban you if he knew what you were doing.

Sir Phillip of Beggingham

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>nice, chill, pahsitive stream

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I haven't followed him since his marriage,are people still giving him money for his shit khantent?

Right now it's a bunch of retarded fucks trying to bribe their way into modding by running gay ops. Not quite working out.

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Virgin detractors can only cry impotent tears at Phil's toxicity and problematic behavior while he just keeps winning. They are onions incarnate but try to act all tough and macho, some literally talk about how they'd beat up Phil in real life. Utterly pathetic subhumans that they are, they cannot move on and do something better with their time. They call Phil a loser while spending hours watching someone restream his content and further hours on making le so funny videos on DSP. Their leader is a based nigger as well. They will continue to cry and stomp their feet while Phil will actually keep making a living off of streaming, owning a house and enjoying his married life. They can only cry from mommy's basement.

what makes people hate Phil to the point that they do? How can you be made about his pateron shit when the people that actually pay him aren't?

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Poor take on Daiz's list. Try being original sometime, Yea Forums.

>Tevin's internet been upgraded
Phil can't escape /ourguy/

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He got 2 grand teasing a reveal. Said reveal was a fucking cat.

Reminder donating to streamers is literal cuckoldry.

Mostly because he's just an utter asshole.

all genuinely seething phil haters are poorfags

Like ugh, Phil needs to pay for the disgusting things he said in the past.

He presents himself as the worst person ever, and attracts people who naturally try to prove they're morally superior. But in the process, they become worse than him. Just look at Sons of Kojima

Today, I will remind them.

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>mfw this guy right here DEBUNKS everything by flailing his arms and saying it's not true. AND HE GETS AWAY WITH IT

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Remember, Phil treats detractors like shit, but he treats his fans and family even worse than that.

They hate that he makes a living streaming and because he just half asses his way through games and still succeeds, they are drawn into a seething rage. Before the Cucks of Kojima arc, people just liked to watch and laugh at DSP bumble his way through games. Then it started turning into faggots obsessively watching his tweets and commentary for anything remotely "wrong", as well as prying into the man's private life.

I'm not a supporter of DSP, but I'm certainly not a detractor. They take the fun out of the DSP circus by trying to ruin the man's life and getting him taken down.

But it did happen. So it's REEEBunked.

The debunking stream was fucking fantastic

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No, it's gone from "Lol at Phil stumbling around" to "Boring as shit because chat pretty much has to play the game for him" now.

Unironically calling yourself a detractor is like putting on a "I have severe autism" hat. Asking to be made fun of. Shit's gotten so pathetic.

If Phil is really so desperate for money why doesn't he reboot project 7? Imagine the patreon pledges.

Based detractor giving phil more exposure

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youtube.com/watch?v=fzvjG13w9hA

>Shoutout to niggerfister69 for the $2 dollar tip lets get you up on the leaderboard there sir. He says 'Phil would you ever patrol a thot who was using you?' Uhhh I have no idea what you're talking about but thanks for the $2 tip I really appreciate it and that's going straight to pay bills.

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kek this is great

all chad power moves

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>Yea Forumsideo games

Nice thread OP. Let's get some tranny jannies in here to clean it up.

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Oh, 5 out of 6 (You)s, very nice!

>mfw i tried to take down phil and his legacy

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Oh, yeah, try threatening to slap a little girl at your work, let's see how many people call you a chad.

He outlived you, user. Good luck living with that.

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Yes, and when they get inevitably banned and insulted, they will join the growing list of people who think's he's awful.

It's all part of my master plan.

Details on the groomed fangirls pls

twitter.com/NoContextDSP/status/1161379057260552192
Post Phil kino

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I can't imagine the impotent neet rage detractors must feel on a daily basis about phil. Tell me about it user

It's a bulletproof plan. Eventually the whole Earth population will know who he is, and hatewatch him, giving him billions of dollars, and making sure he never works another day in his life.

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Pandalee and Kat.

He means Pandalee and Kat. They are both his fans. In true semi-famous let's player fashion, DSP fucks his fans.Then again, he would not be the only one.

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He cannot be stopped. Fagtractors only thing in life is trying to take down a man who plays video games for a living. How bottom tier can you get?

Literally /ourguy/.

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I know Retsupurae in the past were absolutely merciless towards the guy, even making it a community effort to make fun of his retardation.

youtube.com/watch?v=buUM916QRJk

DSP was asked if he appreciates the detractors for getting people to come check out the stream, he said he would prefer the detractor stuff to be gone. You think he means that or is he just pretending because he knows without detractors he only has a underwhelming variety channel but he has to appear as if the trolls get under his skin or else they'll realize they're being used to advertise for him

Bad bunny had a chance to take him down but nicole let it slide idk why, I still love her tho

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No one rages at him, they just laugh at the stupid shit Phil does, and the even stupider people who think he's based. When he got 2K for the reveal of the cat, my sides were in orbit. And I got him to ban me without giving him a single penny.

They were killed off into irrelevancy by phil

His ego would ideally want him to be the dude who isn't popular because of how hated he is. But the reality is that that is exactly what makes him different from a generic let's player, and if the detractors were suddenly to disappear, he'd be done. It's gotten very obvious that at one point he realized that.

Who's the VP

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I heard Phil had Epstein killed because the Clintons were detractors. Trump has slashed education budgets just to donate to him.

john rambo

Ah yes people dont spend hours of their day hanging on his every word to find minor contradictions and tell any living soul who will listen. Truly these people are not angry at all

Based dsp.

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>Get some viral attention due to dunking on Projared
>Use all that new interest to have a slow, boomerific stream where Phil just loads up youtube videos and explains how they're 'wrong'
Genius

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Do you have autism? Also yes because thats chad as fuck and my gf confirmed it for me

>gets 2000 dollars in one day to reveal he bought a fucking cat (and claiming he bought it almost a year ago)
>a few DAYS later he is bitching about not having money

Derich

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you will never have a gf dumb incel

based

suck it down

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Kat's not a fan, she just knew LPers get good money and thought Phil was the same. If she actually knew about DSP she wouldn't have been so shocked about people mocking her in stream chat.

And yet here you are doing the same to me. Who's really the autistic one here?

Chad Phil among incels, chinks and niggers

Thanks, you made posting that shit worth it.

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kill yourself dumbass detractor, bet you typed all that shit on notepad just for this thread

Dude gets 200 viewers for non AAA games. DSP would be homeless if detractors didn't austically make new drama and memes about his boring playthroughs.

Look, I'll tell you how I did it. But first, I'm gonna need about $1000 dollars from the thread.

WHEN I MOVED TO STATE OF WASHINGTON

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hey that's the guy who jerks off on stream

>Shit's gotten so pathetic
This. Imagine spending so much time clinging to a streamer who's slowly failing and barely making it month to month. The youtube and twitch consuming mainstream don't even know who he is but the people "exposing" Phil like to think they're doing the public some kind of a huge service. I'm not a fan of Phil and I acknowledge that the guy's a huge dick and a narcissist, but the guy's day-to-day existence is so pathetic that I don't know why anyone bothers with him anymore.

It makes me smile seeing all these summerfags just being contrarian for the sake of it.

Real talk
No one here has the willpower that DSP has, none of you could stand constant hate and trolling on everything you ever publish anywhere,deserved or not and still power through and still win by manipulating people into literally tipping 1000s of dollars on a single day.

It's not contrarian. One browse on youtube through DSP tries it, or just simply opening drgnkiller's twitter account sends you on a journey of discovery with how pathetic the "morally superior" side really is.

>barely making it month to month
He made 2000 $ on one stream. around 17000$ in month

detractor faggot in denial with a little bit of projection thrown in

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Yes, how dare they claim that they are morally superior with their evidence that Phil is nothing more than a walking meme.

When you think about the fact it's kinda crazy how many detractors did themselves in. Sons of Kojima in particular revealed themselves also complete autists, for example.

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>That negative element
>My cat jasper
>My condo in connecticut
>Ad revenue
>I'm in the worst financial position Ive ever been
>Nothing I could do
>Im pressing buttons
>My detractors
>Detractor meme
>The chat is saying
>My tenure with Machinima
>My taxes
>Low contributions
>My office
>Full time streamer
>Raw unedited khantent
>Snort
>Cheering subbing tipping

was that the infamous

>someone points out a bald spot
>dps reads the message and immediately fixes his hair
>leans in and bans the guy

The "summerfag" was a bit of immature projection, I admit. But I'm not in denial, I don't like this fucker. And the incels who honestly think acting like a complete hermit sperg is "Based."

But I don't let it get me down, I just laugh at them throwing their life savings into a living money pit. My exwife used to be the same way. Now she's a tranny.

Dunno man, i'm not the dude building water wells in Africa to prove i'm better than some fat youtuber

$1000 for a cat reveal

It went straight to taxes, retard.

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Based phil
Grooming in america means basicly he made their pussys wet like a true alpha chad

kek
He calls it "headphone hair"

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Now he just needs to take revenge upon the FGC and destroy EVO

To be fair, there's only one detractor who did.

>i was jacked

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Fred didn't single-handedly promote and fund that.

Nothing shows the utter state of this board more than DSP threads. I know some of you are defending him for epic memes and (You)s like the falseflagging electionfag morons you are, but the fact that some of you are actually supportive of DSP, somebody who deserves every act of ill will that happens to him and used to be universally hated by posters here, is pathetic.
I’m sure you’ll all call me a detractor because in your eyes anybody who doesn’t spam “based” towards this gout ridden fat fuck is making videos against him and you brainlets can only see issues in black and white, but just know you should legitimately kill yourselves for even jokingly praising Phil here or elsewhere and contributing to the shit that Yea Forums has become.

reminder that all sons of kojima literally deleted fucking everything and dissapeared from online

(in other words they're on kiwifarms under different nicknames)

i love how they grasp at phil's surname as if it will give them sort of power over him

hahahahaha

oh no bilbo mcmuffin and hexagonal_dildo know his full name, oh no

hahahahah

Who is more autistic, DSP or the entirety of kiwi farms?

its a draw of course

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t. incel detractor

Who do you think started the recent sexual harassment and assault controversy? DSP works in mysterious ways kyoudai

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EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS GETTING BANNED

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DSP at least doesn't have mental illness as an excuse.

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Yea Forums's downfall coincided with kojimbo spergs spamming lies about dsp though

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

That is true. But I only knew about Phil after the SoK were gone. I'm obviously not an expert on it. But i could just retell the story constantly, whitewashing myself more and more with each retelling.

>the guys doing 5 hour emergency update streams were autistic losers
I AM SHOCKED

Uh huh tldr on what's going on?

nigga got sweat under his tits thats just sad

Goddamn all that cope over some guy who's worst crime is being bad at MGS2

This struck me as odd at one point, but then I realize Americans really do just wear shot sleeves during winter because they crank up the heating.

DSP will be around forever, none of your gay detractor shit is affecting him anymore, he will never ever work another day in his life, and it's all your fault. Good night.

Will anyone ever stop this madman?

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The answer is Phil's fanbase

Eh. He's not even fun anymore. I miss the old days when Phil would get drunk. His RE5 and Fallout 3 videos were hot shit.

summer of 2008 was Yea Forumss downfall retard

>How can people watch dsp haha lol he's so stupid!!

>Proceeds to watch Tevin watch Phil for 10 hours straight

why are people on youtube like this

Cringe.

bro his face is melting

>watching that NIGGER Tevin repeat what DSP just said but in a mocking tone for 7 hours

They give shit to DSP fans for mindlessly following him, but when roles are reversed, they are mindlessly following a talentless faggot and giving him money. Below average charisma can absolutely dominate these idiots for a long time.

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Always shocked me how they all managed to just up and vanish.

It's not that they think phil, by himself, is actually "based" or anything like that. Out of all the characters that take part in this soap opera, even someone like phil ends up being the most likable. Out of all his girlfriends, friends that have fallen by the wayside, paypigs and detractors, DSP is the disgusting glue that holds everything together and keeps the spectacle going.

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real niggas watch dark dave for the chat. tevin is awful and is becoming dsp by just reading out donations and lsb just sucks.

Because Tevin is fun, has a nice voice and obtains that BBC.

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Phil has had a string of victories over the detractors recently. This has led to a lot of spergouts like this thread with detractors losing their minds that everyone doesn't hate Phil as much as they do

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Tevin has text to speech and is a pretty good DJ. He should do DJ streams more often, but he makes fat stacks shifting on DSP. More power to him, I say. If I could make hundreds of dollars making fun of somebody I’d do it in a minute.

>the bottom fell out of youtube revenue

Here he is mid snort, he looks like another person

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Two people from there completely vanished. Fred and Fizz, because they ran the biggest scarface LARP.

Others are still around, but keeping a low profile. I've seen some do a complete 180 and actually go after detractors because they are so disgusted what this whole thing has turned into.

This can't be real, are the detractors really this pathetic? I mean "Trump nightmare" really?

>mfw detractors are the ones intentionally keeping him going now because they've invested so much time and effort into trying to ruin him that they need to keep going or else they lose purpose

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The easiest people to troll when it comes to DSP are detractors and kiwi farms.

that is how wh*toids are, it takes a based black man like tevin to put a face next to his words and openly restream dsp

or lowtiergod

blacks are the adversaries you can respect unlike pasty suburban frogs and wine aunts

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I remember when kojimbo fags rallied around iShillstine to take down a man that isn't contrived enough to suck corporate cock on all occasions

>they only watch the DSP Tevin streams
>don't watch his music/ gameplay streams

Tevin is the chillest motherfucker, you plebs are just racist because based black man is dabbin' on your sleazy white pigroach man.

More

dude is a mess of a person

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>they need to keep going or else they lose purpose
There is always people to make fun off on the internet

>implying the virgin DSP can hold a candle to the chad King Richard of the United Wingdom

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Tevin fans confirmed sub 80 IQ

Based and Tevinpilled

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Wings is just too pitiful and he's aware of it. You can't outright if DSP is putting on an act and is blissfully unaware of everything going down in flames around him.

lmao at that LTG verse

Would you rather live healthily and die at an appropriate age or do you want to see yourself devolve into a sub-human? Cuz DSP devolved into that since his EVO days.

i genuinely believe this now

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this
based DSP can't be beaten

t. Pathetic detractor that needs to shit on a complete stranger online to compensate for his lack of achievement in real life

>eats junk food for decades
>gets gout
>blames it on his dead aunt who also happened to have gout
Absolute state

You mean the gameplay streams where he has the thinnest skin possible and bans people for hurt feelings? Yeah, real chill. Acts like DSP but nigger

because he bad at video game
this is unironically why they hate him these neckbeard detractors SIT there and laugh at guy that plays video games occasionally and sometimes fails
truly pathetic

Pogo sure has taken a darker turn in his videos as of late.

Fuck off nigger

ya seethe?

>It makes me smile seeing
Sure you're smiling, dork. You're an absoute seething FAGGOT. Remember that. You're a faggot who spends his life dedicated to Phil, under the guise of 'h-h-he's a bad p-person'. You're a little fanboy bitch.

ya boilin?

DSP is like a cockroach. Everything that would generally breakdown some normal person, financial problems, lack of passion for games, anxiety, depression, breakups, business troubles, DSP just endures it all.
He survived till now cause, even tho he is a manchild, he seems to be a person that deals with shit and sorrows better than most people who just breakdown, leave their community, social media, gives up or commits suicide

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WHEN I BECAME A CONTENT CREATOR 11 YEARS AGO!

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Twitch and YouTube are dead lmao.

Looks like Michael from GTA5.

Dsp is so interesting. The man just does not stop no matter what happens. Is he....dare I say it.....ourguy?

Tevin is a little boring dork who thinks he's hot shit. He doesn't exist without Phil because he's a worthless, talentless cunt.

Youtube is. Youtube is dead and I can see one of two things happening in the near feature. The current CEO is fired and YT is restructured or, google sells youtube to some other corporation or some shit.
Twitch is still giving a lot of money to people so it won't leave for a while. Mixer will replace twitch tho, that is inevitable

I kek at the stupidest shit sometimes, thanks user

>mods are down with phil threads now
took you long enough

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Liquid Richard spitting fire as always.

>unaware
That dude is thick as fuck, but he is aware of his reputation. And why he's considered so terrible. There's a reason he prefers his safe bubble over everything else. He simply can't deal with the fact that his character is so out there now. He even acknowledges his safe space being perfect in a cutscene in MGS2.

That goes for all those making DSP videos
>dsp video
>1000+ views
>something of their own
>59 views

>BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOUR I'M PLAYING A WOODWIND INSTRUMENT I'M JAPANESE BLOOOOOOOOOOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOUR

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youtube.com/watch?v=y1zvIdk9yL4&ab_channel=LiquidRichard

>ukip
what?

phil's detractors have some stockholm syndrome shit going on though. they won't leave him for someone else, that would have happened a long time ago if it weren't the case

>TotalBiscuit
What's he gonna do to him?

this is from the E3 before the last one how do you remember this shit man

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>Beggingham
Kek

I also make fun of LTG and Wings. There will always be lolcows to mock.

>The guy that masturbated on stream
Yeah, I'm not scared of him, even if I have reason to be.

YIKES. You sound mad.

I think that's darksydephil, he's a pedophile who masturbates in front of children.

panda leaving him put a crack in his fragile ego

youtube.com/watch?v=fEaJdvIK-Kg

>One lean in manual ban later
Don't worry everyone, this thread is free of fags now.

Bruh, he'll be dead halfway into the next decade, calling it right now.

Everything puts a crack in his ego.

Ok Phil

You could probably dent his ego if you looked at him funny.

Literally the only decent looking girl in the world that could tolerate him and he blew it

Yeah pointing out his bald spot makes hime seethe hard I heard

>no argument
heh. pathetic.

>Mixer will replace twitch tho, that is inevitable
There's nothing on Mixer apart from battle royales, even Ninja lost something like 50% of his viewers and it keeps dropping.

Twitch's mod team is getting worse nowadays. There's some girl who yeeted her cat like Alinity did and got a 14 day ban so it isn't sexism.

Drama and making fun of others is what sells these days

any recent TIHYDPs worth watching? He became insufferably boring due to twitch chat.

>IN CHINA DEY SAY CHIKY CHANG WANG CHARLIE CHAN CHICKCHAKACHA

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CTR is gud. Probably because twitch chat can't hold his hands.

You think he's molested anyone?

hes too much of a beta simp

Yup. The only one. And he's purposefully avoiding games with challenge, because it makes him go full manchild, which is great for tihydp footage.

>Phil dates Leanna
>OMG PEDO! HE DATED HER WHEN SHE WAS 18!!!TWITCH BAN HIMMMM
>Phil's never molested anyone
>b-b-beta s-simp...
Losers. Fuckin idiot jealous fanboys the lot of you.

hes legit scared to leave the house unless he has his girl to hide behind of. whined like a bitch when panda left him but he kept paying her phone for moneths after she left. jaha and viscant proved he was a beta pussy too scared to fight. he moved a strange woman across the country to live with him bought her new clothes shoes and a phone then married her less than a year later. he needs her permission to do anything.
yeah hes a beta simp and you are too if you dont realize it

Gigantic fake plastic tits and she fucked black dudes.

This. He's only tough when he's in front of his camera.
>that time his neighbour told him to shut up and he went completely silent

>hes legit scared to leave the house unless he has his girl to hide behind of
Proof?
>whined like a bitch when panda left him
He kept their breakup a secret and only revealed it after people gave him shit about the hospital bullshit. Wrong, idiot.s
>jaha and viscant proved he was a beta pussy too scared to fight.
Why should he fight? He's a fucking gamer, not Mike Tyson, you retard.
>he moved a strange woman across the country to live with him bought her new clothes shoes and a phone then married her less than a year later.
Who cares? Who gives a shit?
>yeah hes a beta simp and you are too if you dont realize it
Yeah, you're a real tough guy being obsessed with an e-celeb you claim to hate.

Anyone have the video of DSP pissing himself on stream?

>too scared to fight
I remember the good old times when we used to laugh at internet tough guys.

PM'd the link

OBSESSED

ya seethe little guy ya grilled ya simmering?

The fuck is this retarded ESL even saying?

Tevin is a successful DJ outside of being Phil's detractor. DSP has literally zero talent aside from making people who he interacted with turn against him.

>Tevin is a successful DJ
yeah he's really tearing up the charts with his music.

I'd miss panda too if i moved on to khet

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a few days ago he said he was scared to leave the house cause of trolls he literally said going outside is a risk.

he wined all sumer how he had to cook his own food and clean around the house

lmao viscant had him shook VISCANT

proves hes a beta simp like you

stop simping

This shit is more cringy than people using EFG masks in 2019.

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POORLY MADE

youtube.com/watch?v=Rwsl6Hy9acg

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but remember he isnt like this at all anymore. no more immature jokes. time for us all to grow te fuck up

The meme is that they faded into obscurity before him, some of these were really after him, most said like a comment once about him, but I wouldn't be surprised if the others didn't even ever acknowledged him.

Poor ProJared. Imagine being coerced into entering an Open Relationship with your cunt wife, then BTFOing her and getting more lays, then suddenly she decides it's not okay and flips out.

>a few days ago he said he was scared to leave the house cause of trolls he literally said going outside is a risk.
No he didn't. Today he said every experience he's ever had with people recognizing him irl has been pleasant.

Don't start making shit up to support your argument. You lose. Get over it.

I think is easy to hate him, no one ever defends him, so there's no reason to hold back, a lot of sjw internet celebrities that would usually call what is done to him harassment join in or ignore it, so people feel there's no consequences.

Not saying he didn't bring himself into this by being so dumb an aggressive early on, but now days he is pretty meek, anyone that's obsessed with him in 2019 is kinda sad.

lose weight
gain height
have sex
get a clue simp

He is not completely wrong, I do think she is cute, but big fake tits are a huge turn off, would have literally preferred her to remain flat.

>gets BTFO with facts
>gives up
>no argument
lol. pathetic.

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beggin ya to engage in coitus

Have children. Have a traditional functioning family the way Jesus Christ intended for you to have. Have a body not tainted by tattoo and piercing mutilation. Have a life free of hedonism.

seek mental health counseling im beggin ya

>Be Projared
>Get coerced into an open relationship by your hot wife.
>Fuck it, I'll take advantage of it.
>In true female fashion she gets triggered as shit the second she finds out your benefitting more from it than her.
>This bitch is crazy, I'm divorcing now.
>Threatens both you and your fuck buddy multiple times before going on Social Media to claim you raped children, cheated on her and said you divorced her before sending her the papers.
>She literally pays people online to advertise this shit as a pro-LGBT movement against Projared.
>Him and his co. literally cannot stop the flow of misinformation for up to a month before they're all able to reveal what happened.
>By the time they do, it's all done and over with and no one gives a fuck anymore, Projared's work and life is effectively ruined with no chance of return even though he literally did not do anything wrong whatsoever.
>Fucking retarded GF get's blasted on Social Media and ends her own career anyway because she starts stalking guys and sexually harassing them.

What a fucking shitstorm that was.

At the end of the day ProJared got owned by DSP.

Not so fun when you're the one in the crosshairs, is it ya goofy looking motherfucker.... and Phil keeps on rollin', baby.

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Who raped you?

only soiboys hate dsp.

My dad

the grave for Jared's public persona/career was dug by thinking exclusively with his penis.

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It is pretty funny the mental gymnastics they have to make just to try to milk the most out any irrelevant shit Phil says and then of course disagree with it no matter if it makes sense or not, if Phil says the sky is blue it has to be red somehow.

That awful DeviantArt artstyle and obvious abundance of autism dripping from the image itself gives it some soul. Don't see shit like this too often anymore.

cursed image

Maybe but Phil shitting no him with a tweet right as Jared's career came tumbling down was beautiful. After all the shit Jared talked about Phil over the years, he ain't got shit to say now. lol good. fuck him. little dweeb.

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coal burning whore BTFO

imagine downgrading from 6/10 pandalee to this thing...

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She looks alright without the make-up.

and then marrying it in a rushed job because you realized you're about to become middle aged and are at the last chance of having children that don't get born retarded. And that you wanted your parents to be somewhat proud of you before they die soon

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what gym is she going to? her face and hands are as fat as his.

Phil was the first and only person that was publicly exiled from the FGC. That was until a couple days ago when that Tranny got completely BTFO and is now banned from every event

>Phil was the first and only person that was publicly exiled from the FGC.
What a badass. The King of Hate living up to his name.

dark prince was kicked out way before dsp.but he probably moved on unlike dsp.

men can have non retarded kids at literally any age. It's women who have to rush.

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women fear the wall

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the only time I had actual respect for phil

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Do not open pic related if you are a woman.

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theres times when he makes sense but hes so wrong about everything else no one notices.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rbl3TPqTNNM

SOMEBODY STOP HER

post pandalee lips

>went on a rant about how he wasted money on "decorating" by buying that 5 dollar stuffed animal and another and bitched that they weren't pulling in money like he expected and that chat wasn't "interacting" with the stuffed animals (whatever the fuck that means)
I'm pretty sure that's why he got a cat, he's going to try and pull up the cat on camera to get sympathy donations

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don't forget when he brings up his dying parents or the wolverine toy story

I really dont give a shit about the youtube crowd so I will simply ask if this guy is pro or anti SJW/Censorship.

hes gonna use the cat to guilt trip his veiwers since they dont care about kat. " okay the bottom line is guys I might lose my house and I need your help. you dont jasper to go back to the shelter do you? he likes it in this house and he wants to stay in this house alright?"

>that time he uploaded a video of himself in the shower testing out axe body wash and a scrubber that he then starts moaning about not using on your balls
>that time he cooked a bacon egg and cheese with a broken toaster and was not washing his hands so he was just getting raw bacon meat all over everything
>that time he reviewed a burger king breakfast sandwich and you could hear every single bite in detail for the hash browns

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I loved the debunk shit so much. He didn't debunk shit he just called everyone who believes it stupid and worthless well offering no counter point/evidence to anything. Even the shit that has absolute proof behind it he could've atleast manned up with his excuse of "that isn't how I am anymore" but no JUST NOT TRUE REEEE MEEE REEE.

I swear if you give a cent to DSP you're sad af. But laughing at his shittiness is fine.

any videos for this E-drama?

The thing is DSP can be right about a slew of things. But if that thing even slightly involves his ego he will lie like crazy. Its why DSP never loses at fighting games regardless of his objective mistakes and inability to play most new ones to even a okay degree.

If it involves him and his ego he will lie and blow the fuck up. But if its something that is shit and really easy to say is shit he will do it even if some retards won't. Hes a bad person in that regard. Because its another ego thing. Its not a bad one but when someone is only able to be "hahnest" when its something that doesn't involve them but then be the most dishonest cunt in the world when it involves them that is even worse then being silent in both regards.

>that one time when he and pandalee tried to unclog a their toilet

I find it really funny that DSP used that video to peel the big YouTubers. He immediately assumed that he can just flail his arms and say debunked, and they would believe it immediately with no proof required.

Im actually not sure who enjoyed that shit but good god even for campy shit its bad. The small percentage of even his autistic retards who liked his eating videos are worse then him. How you can find enjoyment of pig noises and saying MU MUH iTS SALTY MUH MUH TASTE MUH MUH for 10 minutes its beyond me

Appeal to big youtubers, auto correct is being a nigger Tevin

It's great when DSP debunks something twice and the second time he tells it the story is completely different from the first one. I don't even know how DSP keeps all his lies straight anymore, but he really doesn't even try and just ignores people who mention the contradictions or bans them.

The problem with it is DSPs retarded fans already believe him for the most part. But the people who do research and know obviously won't believe his lying. Its not like a celebrity saying somethings is not true and its somewhat vague and getting away with it unless you look into it super hard and know it was true.

There is no middle ground of normies that know about Phil who won't also know from other shit what kind of person he is.

They relate to him in association only. He didn't do anything to any of them and most of these names are still doing just fine. Though a few names on here didn't even involve Phil whatsoever. Like the SoK, for example. They destroyed themselves before Phil managed to do anything to them because they were all idiots who let the tiny spike of popularity go straight to their heads and not even realize that they hated each other more than they hated Phil before it was too late.

OP is just trying to make DSP seem more relevant than he actually is.

Theres videos by soma julius cruz or Mighty D being cranked out daily

hes definitely running a ponzi scheme with his tax problems

it really is a cult of personality. These people could listen to that guy all day like him eating food, describing for the 89647th time when he moved to Washington and whining about taxes. It's ASMR to them. I can already see that with all the seven hour-long podcasts about him

CT phil was top tier entertainment. Seattle Phil is sterile and a shell of past Phil.
All went down when he got with Leanna.

never happened
never happened
didn't happen
debunked.

the final nail in the coffin was the twitch ban now hes too scared to say anything so he just sits there quietly or doing goat laughs until he can read a donation.

Post Pandalee nudes

At this point as dumb as DSP is he must be sentient about how this shit works. He knows hes a piece of shit deep down he knows he only survives because of begging and the occasional whale. He constantly tells himself muh 11 year legacy shit constantly because of this.

If anything that SonicFox tweet thread was all we need to discest his personality. He said SF was entitled to be an asshole when someone said yeah hes great but i wish he wasn't. DSP deep down thinks he can act the way he does because hes been on youtube/twitch for 11 years in total. That is a terrible way to think. Its also why hes so shit at modern fighters im sure. He cannot learn a new games systems but because he was good at one point he believes he should win.

the only way to get entertainment out of him is to prod him because of that. otherwise he sits there quietly reading donations and getting his hand held all the time like you said.

doesn't help that he only mostly plays AAA games that play themselves

WHATS GOING ON YOUTUBE
BACK AT YOU WITH
ANOTHER
FUCKING
VIDEO

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him leaning his fat ass over to his laptop to manually input shit to his leaderboard is always funny to me.

he does everything in his power to make his job that much harder just so he can say he works hard.

This shit is so funny to me, his problem is completely solved by sitting on the toilet, but he probably has this weird masculinity idea really deep down in his brain to the point he prefers to store jars of fucking piss if it means not sitting.

LTG will be banned from youtube within the next 1-2 years. As they become more restrictive its only a matter of time. At the same time its crazy to me LTG has been able to avoid ban hammers even on youtube. Hes a pure nigger. He says nigger all day he goes in on people personally all day. Hes threatened people in bulk before he doxes people etc. He is a pure nigger its just insane what youtubes get banned but not his yet. The day his facebook/twitter/youtube are all banned he will kill himself for attention.

she's going to the Jim not the gym

you can't even see the little fucker when it does decide to show up because he hasn't moved that stupid shit camera of his in years.
i still think he recently got the little shit just for those reasons you explained.

How expensive are cats? Litter/food/other?

Is it right for him to say "if you want me to play that game, someone will have to donate it, because even a 60 dollar game will bankrupt me!" while secretly owning a cat for a year and telling people "I'm too poor to afford a cat HINT HINT"

>his problem is completely solved by sitting on the toilet

he's not able to stand to piss? Please run me down on this

god id plow that thick eyebrow turkish goddess. just have to endure that voice of hers and put her in her place every once in awhile.

He thinks pissing in a toilet (while standing) is disgusting because piss water splashes everywhere, his solution is to pee in bottles, which apparently he keeps around.

cats are not that expensive, but phil will find a way to monetize it

>literally who's
>still can't trump evilaj
youtube.com/watch?v=LAQCwTdSBxY

i knew this from the very start and yet people thought i was the typical incel for pointing it out.
never trust cosplay thots, and never trust bird cunts.

Ah yeah "taxes". I wonder how many horsepowers his new "taxes" have

thats why he has this cult mentality of us vs them. and his narcissism can just label anyone who pays the fuck attention to the shit he says and documents it, as detractors/mentally ill.

he changes stories so much that you almost feel crazy trying to keep up with it. imagine having to live with someone like him.

its simply entitlement on his part. which is why he has this seniority rules mindset as well because of the good ol days.

hes passed washed up at this point.

Jim's probably going to off himself as soon as internet anonymity dies

I legitimately believe DSP isn't currently making huge purchases behind the scenes. He is just paying for 8 years of fucking awful financial decissions probably just paying down interest and making no progress for years, and is awful at saving money because he has dumb subscriptions and goes out to eat.

he goes to the pet store for the premium stuff. he dumps money on the thing. when phil says he goes cheap, its the exact opposite. he says he goes cheap to deflect anything that comes at him about his money issues.

>there are people unironically taking DSPs bullshit at face-value
Imagine being this fucking retarded.

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huge purchases no. but he is still buying things he shouldn't or hes not downgrading his lifestyle since the youtube days where he has been sitting good.
he's making a lot of mediocre purchases in regards to costs that it adds up quickly. trips to downtown seattle doesn't help.

reasons also he isn't doing house tours because he knows people will see everything he has wasted his money on when he was crying TAXES BILLS problems.
he doesn't want his scheme to be revealed. he cant use the hidden cat excuse anymore so he doubled down on the fact that "detractors" aka everyone will see all the shit he spent.

probably still has his blurays which he said he sold.

nigga said his mom paid for a cat tree and will pay insurance for the cat. like why dont this nigga ask his mom to pay his bills?

>UKIP?

its hard to take his word on anything at this point. he said his mom/parents paid for his WHOLE trip to CT and gave him 4k extra for taxes. that just strikes so many red flags that no matter how you spin it, it becomes sad as fuck
lie and say everything was paid for at 37 years old by your own parents, or fess up and said you spent your own money that was supposed to go to your taxes/bills.

no winning move there.

I knew it was bullshit when he said it off the timing of everything alone. like the other dude said hes using it as a way to deflect criticism about how he spends the money people give him for "bills" and "taxes".

Anti. Trolls have gotten him into so much shit because he made jokes about kikes.

He doesnt have to prove shit. If you accuse him of dumb shit, YOU have to prove you're not slandering him. Moron.

>doesn't want to get toilet germs on him when pissing
>hurr durr sit on toilet
Heh.

Two bullets to the back of the head, why did he have to do it. Remember kids suicide is permanent solution to a temporary problem.

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Have fun with your collection of piss bottles Lowtier

Oh okay, then why do he feel like he needs to hide the fact he had a new girlfriend, or hide the fact he owned a cat for months? He's just lying to hide how much he is scared of detractors.

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>I legitimately believe DSP isn't currently making huge purchases behind the scenes.
That's because you want there to be some grand conspiracy behind everything rather than the simplest explanation. Because as much as you idiots bang on about Phil "owning two houses", he doesn't own anything he has two mortgages. All the money he's been begging for these past three years have been devoted to paying off his house in his gated community. Because he is absolutely terrified of leaving it, because he knows he'd never be let in to another one.

>Acts like a complete cunt
>What a badass!

I bet you think Trump is badass too, don't ya?

>Oh okay, then why do he feel like he needs to hide the fact he had a new girlfriend, or hide the fact he owned a cat for months?
Irrelevant. He doesn't want shitheads attacking his girlfriend like they did to Leanna. You can understand why he'd be hesitant. He isn't afraid to leave his house because trolls have never confronted him irl.

cuck

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I'm pretty sure the only REAL victim on this list of people who cucked Phil was Tutankhamunn.
>Literal autist drops thousands of dollars in Phil's streams
>Gets nothing more than a thank you here and there
>Also does it to piss off detractors
>Tut decides one day to ask for compensation
>Phil outright refuses saying he doesn't owe him shit
>Tut autistically starts screeching demanding his money back
>Phil keeps it all
>Cuts all ties with Tut pretending like he doesn't exist
As much as I hate the idea of Phil having more money, Tut getting outted like the dumbass he is is priceless. He could have bought Bitcoin with the amount of money he was willing to throw around and now it's all gone.

It did happen, REEEbunked.

Maybe he was a cunt but he was entertaining. It was fun listening to him trash talk other competitors. More fun then the boring honor and sportsmanship bullshit.

How would you rate the "1 Thousand Dollar Cat Saga" so far?

That's DSP's entire shtick. He just plays poor. He earns more than enough.

Wait, so by that logic, all the detractors who make him act like a frog poster and get him seething are even more badass than him.

It's sad, but people like Tut are the real ones keeping phil aloat. That and the detractors that donate like 40 dollars a stream each just to get like 1/5th of their troll cheers read

RENT FREE

>triggered by trump
>triggered by phil
What is it about Alpha Males that intimidates you sweaty?

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DIS IS THE PART WHERE YUH BOOGAY

The trolls have accomplished nothing. They tried to hard to end his career, with bullshit lies, and got nothing. Phil made a career off his King of Hate Era FGC days.

How much gay porn they consume on a daily basis, mostly.

Disappointing. I was expecting more backlash, but only that one mod and a few users seemed to care, and the rest are just going LOL DETRACTORS ARE SO MAD!

He literally said multiple times GET READY FOR A HUGE REVEAL then when people asked if that was it, he responded with WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU EXPECTING, SOME LIFE CHANGING NEWS? Multiple people guessed it was a cat and he nervously implied they were stupid and said NOBODY HAS COME CLOSE TO GUESSING IT

Gaybashing? Well that isn't very liberal of you, now is it?

Horrible. People called it on being a cat and he just ignored them and now DSP has just been more smug than usual since getting the 2000 buck payday.

They got him to act completely boring, having to rely on his chat, to do anything to deny them TIHYDP videos. Detractors don't have to do anything at this point, leaving a broken, paranoid man trapped in a smelly office doing a job he hates. he has become soulless, to the point that money is the first and last thing on Phil's mind.

>Alphas
If they're Alphas, than I'm a motherfucking Omega male

They aren't trannies, so they don't count as human beings to me.

Hey Phil, it's me PlanetJeff. Remember that time I donated 1000 dollars on stream? Well I've come down on hard times, can I stay at your house with you and Kat for a while?

Doing a job he hates? The dude makes a ton of money playing video games six days a week. If the trolls had their way- DSP would be working at a car dealership. They failed.

based retard

how long until jasper stops bringing money in and "disappears"?

How do I get paid thousands of dollars a month playing videogames while cucking idiots out of their money of their own free will?

lol dude is donating his dead wifes life insurance money to dsp, he deserves whatever comes his way.

develop a hatedom, then they give you notoriety/support just to troll you. then you'll develop a fanbase of contrarians who support you just to fulfill a stupid instinct to go against the grain and makes them feel special and part of a group

Be entertaining like the man himself- darksydephil.

It's pretty damn clear that DSP hates video games at this point. It's why he prefers games that are cinematic heavy since they're just movies that require very little input or thinking on DSP's part.

people forgot the fucker existed a few days later. promises of jasper for "chill" streams have diminished.

be a sped, appeal to other speds and scam them out of their disability checks

>just to fulfill a stupid instinct to go against the grain and makes them feel special and part of a group
No, wrong. While I do enjoy pissing you idiots off, I find DSP legitimately entertaining. Especially during his earlier years.

he's not even phil's cat. phil goes to the shelter daily to pick up jasper to spend time with the cat as a volunteer then drops it back off at night

I disagree but you think he'd rather work a real job? Ha! Can I laugh in ya face, nimrod?

the video of DSP trying to cook a Cup of Noodles with a Kurieg and spilling water everywhere then blaming the mug he had the water in is one of the best videos on the internet

he knows he cant work a real job, you think any employer would put up with his bitching and complaining?

Everyone on Kiwi Farms deserves to be arrested, tried, and executed for their targeted harassment of the emotionally vulnerable.

It's because Kat wanted a cat to begin with. And I bet she's against DSP using it as streambait. Why it probably took so long to reveal it.

Yep, look how happy he is!

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kek
if this was an actual thing and it was happening i dont know what i would believe anymore

Good! Why the fuck would he want to? He's got a good thing (still) going because the trolls failed to take it away from him... and they tried so hard. Lol

Phil knows the best way for Jasper to generate revenue is to make him a part-timer that only shows up when paypiggies are screaming for him
#bigbrain

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DSP is going to have a hell of a time job hunting in 10 years. DSP seems to think he'll be able to strut into some mid-level or high level position despite the 20 year gap he'll have in his resume at that time.

>posts screencap of Phil reacting to something for a split second
>hurr we got him, boys! Party at my house! Chips and dip!
Heh. Simply pathetic.

Didn't he claim he could also be an officer if he ever joined the military?

yeah the timing of the reveal was because he needed a reason to have a tip goal reveal in the first place.
>oh fuck i need a reason why i have a 1k tip goal later on because planet jeff was going to give me a shit ton of cuck bucks
>ok ill reveal a fucking cat
>ok jeff dont donate the money until later after everyone gave me all their money

OBSESSED

Fagtractors in a nutshell.

Amongst a lot of things. He also said he needs to be his own boss. That he can't work under someone.

>no arguments
Lmao. Fuck you. I win.

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DSP's recent tirade toward any games that have a dating mechanic is hilarious and sad. The way that DSP acts about his marriage really makes it looks like he's on thin ice with Kat.

>Lean in manual bans

uh wrong
she literally said she was a fan and knew about him because of his evil within playthrough

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he put a ring on an already crazy mental bitch that it just amplified it tenfold.
as soon as the ring got on he became some whipped worm. like he is trying to imitate his whole life through movies and that's how a good honest person should act when married.

it's pretty fucking sad honestly. meanwhile she's probably playing some weird weeaboo shit with dating in the other room.

It doesn't matter what evidence you hear. Just like Phil, you'll just be in denial and yell "Debunked!" "Out Of Context!" Keep making excuses though. I hope Phil does streams until the day he dies. Trapped in his own personal hell. Claiming he's based when he relies on handouts and donations like a bum outside of walmart.

It was pretty good. I stopped watching them out of disgust when he used like 30% of a package of ground beef to make tacos or something, then threw the other 70% straight into the trash. He didn't think anything of that and why that upset people, and probably encapsulates his whole mentality of life. He's probably awful with money and wasteful, but he honestly doesn't see why people say he wastes money.

>Joshua Conner Moon
He's still fine though

>Joshua Conner Moon
Jersh is fine.
>King of Pol
Queen of Pole took a selfie next to a woman who just had a baby so that people would think that he's a dad and totally not a homosexual.

Not to mention his general attitude, his hatedom probably following him to his job, his presence on the internet with controversial shit everywhere, and "his bad back"

So kinda like the Kat kissing him on the cheek and giving that smug look?

Doesn't matter what Phil says, you'll just stay obsessed with him for the rest of your life, making outrageous slanderous statements about him with ZERO proof, hoping the next lie will be "the one" that ruins him. Look in the mirror shithead, and stop acting like you have a halo above your head.

Literally why? I've legitimately tried watching his videos because he kept claiming "people who hate me probably just watch troll channels and never watch my stream" but even my most positive and optimistic review of his streams was that it was boring. Usually he would just be silent and playing shittily at the game, and then constantly start singing just to fill the empty space.

>Mister Metokur
Nani? How did Phil get back at Jim?

>All these cringe replies
Jesus. I knew Philfags were autistic but this is ridiculous.
Now it's just fanboyism, the worst type of delusion.

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holy FUCK hes still uploading 10+ vids a day. only a bullet to the head can stop him now

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I never claimed to be a good person. I'll just be following the stupid shit he says until someone stupider comes along, it's happened before. I have never given a single dime to him, and I never will. I don't speak for all detractors, obviously. But I found a good group of people to circle jerk with and laugh at the stupid monkey.

>hurr durr your wrong but ill just call you autistic and have no argument. Thatll show you.
Fuck off.

all these dsp defenders in the thread wow go back to redd.it doods

I think I should stop responding to him, but these responses are too damn funny to me.

>But I found a good group of people to circle jerk with and laugh at the stupid monkey.
Good way to justify wasting your time watching someone you can't stand. Dumbass.

BASED DSP

Spoiler: Leddit hates Phil too.

DarkSydePhil is an entertaining video game streamer, I enjoy when he plays fighting and platformer games most.

>Sons of Kojima
Do they still make compilations of this how you not play?

Sure they are, pinhead. You have nothing left so now you want to act like you've been trolling me the whole time. Man up and own your shit at least.

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Oh thank you, I agree. It is a great place to waste time. While I play games for fun, not whoring myself out for pennies.

Can't make money playing video games so you shitting on someone who does? Tough shit. Get over it.

is it even possible for this guy to have a redemption arc? It's like Dobson having a redemption arc.

I don't need to do anything, you'll just get butthurt and respond to it anyway.

>donate $2k to allow a cat into his office
Fucking lol

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They've been done for years at this point.

No, I don't shit where I eat. My job is in fact very fulfilling and I visibly know I help hundreds of people everyday.

>Sons of Kojima
They imploded after it came to light that they were bullying other detractor channels and their leader wanted to use them to become an e-celeb himself. This event was the start of the detractors downward spiral that leads us up to today with detractors losing their shit at people pretending to like Phil just because it's funny to see them spit feathers.

whats worse is when you look in the mirror and realize you look like this dude

ah jeez, hairline and everything

Phil himself said there is no redemption for him.

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Half-hourly reminder.

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Not butthurt at all. This is fun. None of tools actually have a solid reason to be mad at Phil but you want to pretend he's the anti-christ so bad that you make shit up. Then you get called out and you say "h-ha i got you. Made y-you mad lol.."

You keep fighting the good fight slugger. I'm sure you feel very high and mighty.

FUCK PHIL
FUCK FRED
FUCK TEVIN

AND

FUCK

JANNIES

I actually do feel very high and mighty. At least I don't have to lie to people about not wanting to play the new Fire Emblem game.

Who cares?

You did Phil, because you brought it up.

why isn't phil in that picture?

>youtube.com/watch?v=_aFlV2yUg-s
>Drama that doesn't involve DSP personally
>DSP gets really giddy and essentially crucifies the guy on stream and demands that he explains to the entire stream why he did it instead of doing a private chat
It's great how quick DSP will throw his long-time supporters under a bus in a second.

>is it even possible for this guy to have a redemption arc?
Fake escort saga exposed, paid his taxes, BTFO ProJared, debunked the detractors lies, got married without interference, had a secret pet cat. 2019 is the redemption arc shounen.

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Because they're retards. Hating Phil instead of simply seeing him as entertainment is brainlet tier shit.

Who?

No. The guy has already accepted his life for what it is and he's perfectly content with it. All that's left is for him to slowly fade away into obscurity once he can't even please the tentative fans he has now anymore.

Some guy who jerked off in front of disabled people.

Hating Phil is entertainment though.

Do you think he lost some fans during the jasper reveal? Just that one mod is all I heard about

No one asked for your fake "holier than thou/I help people" story. Get lost. Boring.

Phil's "detractor's" honestly irritate me more than he does. All of them just fucking band wagon on the hate to get views for money. They only hate DSP because he's a fucking beggar and it's easy to make videos of him.

Same. His Super Turbo DeeJay play is top 3 in the entire world. Absolutely inspirational.

hes straight up pussy whipped dude cant even get a haircut unless she goes with him.

What are you basing this on?

which tranny

I was hoping this was a blonde version of Neggy or something.

He unironically lasted longer than Kiwifarms, which is pretty funny

Look, I have tried several times to like the guy for who he is and what he does, but 10 years has shown me nothing short of spite and narcissism for everyone and anyone he even REMOTELY feels like they've done him wrong. He's a hateful individual who only cares about himself and no one else, not even the people who try so hard to keep him afloat. Beyond his own personality, his content is so incredibly bland and boring that it's hard not to just fall asleep or go watch something else. He does the absolute bare minimum required to stream and doesn't even try to give it something fun and unique to remember every time you visit. It's low quality streaming every time and it's not worth watching.

Overall, he just sucks at what he does and he himself is someone I would never want to be personally associated with by any means.

DAVE ALWAYS WINS BABY

> but 10 years has shown me nothing short of spite and narcissism for everyone and anyone he even REMOTELY feels like they've done him wrong.
It's great how the Projared fiasco made DSP admit that he has a personal list of anyone who wronged him and he's just waiting for them to fuck up so he can get his "revenge"
DSP says he doesn't give a shit about any drama that involves him or other people badmouthing him, but that couldn't be further away from the truth.

Yeah, if you are someone phil hates, he bans you.

If you are someone Phil likes, he will milk out all of your money and worth to him, then he bans you.

SHe's kinda hot, is she mexican or something?

Hating anyone is being an angry spiteful bitch when you could just laugh at them instead. That's not entertainment, it's working yourself up for no reason.

his streams are what id imagine govt welfare streams would be like

But Phil built his entire "career" off hate, so he's the angriest, most spiteful bitch of all.

Yeah but that's why he's entertaining.

So, you just admitted that the detractors are right to hate on Phil, because phil hates on people. By your own logic.

BGM mod removed from the forums that adds over 100 tracks
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Some BGM won't play if you have AudioPlus

not him but phil does it for a living, the detractors do it because they want to see phil lose everything and they haven't got the job done,

dsp was kinda funny in 2008~2010, not so much anymore.

Someone post the firealarm vid

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

Bonus kino
youtube.com/watch?v=fpWspvoWkVQ

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>FGC legend
>4th place at EVO
>one of the greatest SF2 Turbo players ever
>11 year legacy as a content creator
>influenced pewdiepie
>dated a 17 year old when he was 30
>traded her in for a thicc wife
>owns 2 houses on both coasts because he can
>drives a BMW
>btfo John Rambo and Howard
>used 3D chess to cause SoK to collapse
>got tevin getting off twitch (youtube next)
>btfo projared
>outlasted machinima
>entire section of kiwi farms dedicated to him (general thread alone has over 4000 posts)
>had the most tier 3 subs on twitch last winter
>got paid 2K to show his cat
>makes 100k a year (IRS fears him)
Why haven’t you taken the Phil pill yet?

>doesn't really play fighting games anymore
hes boring now

>dated a 17 year old when he was 30
wew luckily I was 28 when I got with my 17 year old gf

Alright, now THIS is based.

No, retard, I'm not saying that. You can't be entertained if you're being a spiteful bitch, but you can be entertaining.

Aumm
WRONG

He got trolled by the genesis of detractors in Super Turbo a few days ago.
And he’ll play the collection again this Saturday, if you want a few rounds against him.

53 here (probably the oldest lad on Yea Forums haha) and my gf is 12

based King of Hate dabbing on IGN dorks

>the detractors do it because they want to see phil lose everything
Don't lump em all together, man. The only detractors that want to take DSP down are GTG, Lewdicrous, and Kiwifarms. The rest enjoy having Phil around.
Though I'm sure every single one of them are disgusted at his dick sucking cult of a fanbase.

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how does this man has female fans?

its false-flaggers, dude.

>dont even get to see the fucker because of phil's autistic stream and camera set-up
absolute genius

You'd assume so based on DSP's toilet reputation, but his fanbase is obsessed and autistic enough to scout out these threads and defend him.

He does something.

I don't get the hype around him, dude's no more significant than any other lolcow on the internet.

him, LTG and dobson are the lowest of the low so they kinda attract fans for being terrible people.

pretty much this. they have nothing outlandishly wrong with them like having some weird diaper fetish or being a furry. they are just generally awful people who are easily documented

Phil was one of the first generation of Lets Players, which means he had the most autistic deviantart and livejournal fanbases. When people say his most serious detractors used to be huge DSP marks they ain't lying my d00d.

Every time.

>chill minecraft everyone!
>chill black ops in the toilet
>proceeds to rant the whole time
>YOU GOT CAUGHT RED HANDED WITH YOUR HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR DOOD APOLOGIZE NOW ACK ACK
>tweets out it was an awesome session and that he is uploading it to youtube right now. make sure to check it out!

DSP's twitter is full of !

his tweets are almost identical to Dansgaming. its a bit scary because they are both fat and have goatees

KWO are the biggest losers on the planet

They don't exist anymore.

>get yourself a paypig
>piss him off
why though

You are correct but did not get the outcome you desired.

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>metokur
Jim makes over 2k a month on patreon by just talking shit about clown world 3 days a week, and that's not even his primary source of income. PigRoachMan would kill for that.

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he apparently lost his mind user.

phil gaslights everyone

Yea Forums belongs to DSP now

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They didn't suddenly all die.