Tell me some of your favorite cooking games

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My female family members argued that microwaving counted as cooking. I'm not buying it.

I never put Sushi on the menu, fuck it
Grilled Fish is god tier though, easy as fuck yet expensive as shit

>tfw you perfect a day with like 200+% rush all day and super rush hours
If you're in the ZONE this is such a fucking dopamine rush holy shit

I know where this is from you heathens
about the autistic masturbating girl, yes

Uh no, it's like that in my family. Quit acting like your metrosexual dad is the norm.

Men are better cooks than women.

I love cooking, but never really got warm with cooking games. A shame :/

Why do artists draw autismos/downies with their mouth higher than it should be

>imagine being this much of a amerilard

Cooking mama.

You HAVE to use the keyboard. Mouse just doesn't cut it.
Never tried with gamepad.

post it

How else would you know they're a tard
Nah, there's just more variance in male cooking skill. Women tend to be naturally talented, while guys are either 5-star chefs or 0-fucks-given-will-eat-anything tier

Autism doesn't change the way you look though.

>Only women cook

Then why are all of the most famous chefs men? Ainsley Harriot, Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey...

Women were only traditionally the cooking sex because men were busy with important work that only they could do.

But when men actually devote themselves to it, they're the better cooks too.

because men are generally more charismatic and entertaining

T. Incel cuck

But they're also good at cooking. Therefore, the statement that only women cook is false.

I thought you were joking until I found the book. I don't even know why I'm surprised

bro she is not going to fuck you just because you defend women online

Are you one of those guys without a chin that claim sex is a human right? Enjoy your inceldom, fag.

I wish I had a cute boy with shoes to cook for me

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>tfw love Overcooked but gf gets too frustrated around world 4 so I have no one to play with

why did you do this user?

What's it called

Explain how women won six seasons in a row in Hell's Kitchen.

kek

I would not trust her fingers all over the toppings for that pizza.

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You don't want a delicious loli flavored pizza?

I would pay extra for that

But she's retarded.

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Fuck off and die

i don't know why but i think i'm the only person with the 'unaware' fetish, where you get to 'use' someone as they do something and they don't think you're doing anything to them in a bad way or anything.

like you playing vidya and suddenly i use your musky sweaty armpits for a quick one, ya know what i mean.

very surprised at the lack of OP related content

Cooking simulator is pretty fun though

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Fucking hell

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I actually love cooking in non-cooking games like Breath of the Wild or even Skyrim etc. I dunno why.

False. I know this from firsthand experience. My whole family cooks. We pretty much had all of our recipes and methods passed down from generation generation. It's pretty much one of the few fields were men and women are both equal depending on how well they've trained. It's all about practice and understanding what goes together and what doesn't, as well as experimentation and going on /ck/. Just don't be one of those retards that throws shit inside the microwave or one of those "sophisticated cooks" that autistically makes everything look clean whilst charging $100,000 for it.

>Le ebin metrosexuality
Go outside of the US and see how hard your retarded theory fails.

The fuck? This is real? Someone actually published it? What the actual fuck.

It's a childrens book about a little retarded girl who's trying to learn not to masturbate in public and if you read between the lines she has an exhibitionism kink.

Do americans really?

No, i'm single, I have to cook for myself.

>A Children's book
...
Fuck this degenerate world.

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