Honest question, why has nobody made a controller button you can control with your prostate? I see no downsides to this

Honest question, why has nobody made a controller button you can control with your prostate? I see no downsides to this.

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ok ummmm this is pretty epic,..??

Just like females, anal is completely subjective. Its entirely possible that it won't do anything for you no matter how much you've fetishized it.

just use a joystick

Because it is gay.

Your prostate isn't a muscle.
Your sphincter is.
Problem is it's a somewhat slow muscle, doesn't really lend itself to control video games.

This. Bought a lot of toys, tried everything, not a damn thing. I just bought a fleshlight yesterday and I'm throwing everything else away. I don't care, wanted to try, didn't work at all for a long time.

DEEL
DOE

Yeah but if you need to charge an attack in the background while your hands take care of the action it could serve a powerful extra button in the heat of battle.

Send me all the other stuff.

Anal is a thinking mans fetish.
It's great if you are aroused by the thought of it.
That way your brain interprets the signals as pleasurable as opposed to weird or uncomfortable.

OP is a furry, you can't deny it

>used sex toys

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You can boil them.

What end goes forward?

Why not just make it yourself? Just put a force sensitive resistor into the insides of your buttplug and connect it to an arduino that sends it as a controller input to the pc. Pretty easy to make.

LIKE YOUR MOM, NOOCH

This would be nice if I had a cute boy with shoes to play with

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I really, really, really like this image.

Well you are in luck, I happen to own a pair of shoes.

a good prostate vibe is fucking expensive

I've never used an Arduino before. Is this safe to do?

pass the controller bro

No, it creates mustard gas

Same owo

BALLIN

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>open twitter
>see this fucking brat everyday

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ahh, I want to kiss a cute boy

i wanna fuck an onahole that someone has already stuffed with their hot splooge

sloshing my dick around inside of their nut-filled artificial pussy and using it as lubricant to get off for my own pleasure

contact???

Should I get a fleshlight? Seems like a lot of money to throw down when I have a perfectly good hand.
I also don't like the idea of taking care of it after I jizz in it.

sauce right fucking now

he is pretty cute

yes, even a retard can program it

I have a reusable tenga and those things are a nightmare to clean.
You pretty much have to use a condom if you don't want them to smell really bad after a couple uses.

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buy a tenga or some other reversible sleeve. Fleshlights are huge and a pain in the ass to clean and dry.

Tenga creator is a car mechanic, we all know how he created the onahole, he was sticking things in the exhaust pipe and fucking it

I just stick it under the tap and rinse it out. Stick the soap bar in there and move it through. I had a mate that stuck his Tenga in the dishwasher. I don't know how that went

fleshlights are shit since they are modeled after roastie holes, get an onahole

Tenga are too fragile to turn inside out.

What about hardware? Would a force sensitive resistor be sensitive enough? What would I attach it to?

homosexuality is a sin

Me on the left

I have two of these and they are clean and in good condition even after months of constant use. My fleshlight was already gross after a couple of months.

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based retard

You already know what I'm gonna ask so just answer it.

VIDEO
GAMES

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CM3D2 is a videogame and has an automatic onahole that syncs with your game progress.

>Want to try having a prostate orgasm
>Abuse that poor button for over an hour
>Nothing

Well, guess I'll just have to keep having sex with women.

Christ, you faggots are disgusting. Just masturbate to girls kissing like anyone with taste does.

Manga no Renshu

I just need an artist name user. I already know he's got a penis.

I never knew this. I might have to look into this further.

Bruvs, your asscrack only has nerves around the ring and give or take a couple centimeters in.
So other than directly stimulating the prostate, there's literally no other possible way to receive anal stimulation.
Everything else is in your mind; submissiveness, faggotry, sissyness, getting stretched/stuffed, all that crap.

Also avoid combining baby-oil for lube with latex because it disolves it; the last thing you want is latex particles fucking your insides up. If you're going for a home made fleshlight that's ok, since your cock is less sensitive
and susceptible than your innards and the time you spend rubbing one out isn't long enough to pose danger.

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Unlike women, men are more than their genitalia

>a lot of money
nigga there are onaholes out there for under 30$ that last years. that and an USB warmer outclass your hand by a mile

I need some sauce on this one.

What do you need shoes for? Don't tell me you go outside.

O-of course not... What do you think I am, a normalfag...?

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You dont wear shoes when you masturbate?

What if somebody made a fleshlight into a controller?
it would work well with a rhythm game