Satisfactory sold more than 500k units on EGS

>Coffee Stain’s net sales were SEK 83 million. Their performance in the quarter was notably driven by a successful Epic Games Store promotion of Satisfactory.

OH NO NO NO NO NO, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN STEAMBROS - INDIES NEED US, THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL ON OTHER STOREFRONTS

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yeah uhh fuck indie games i don't care

Why are Steam drones so creepy when they don't get their way?

Who cares? Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that if you're really pissed off about it, just pirate this Epic shit.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THREAD?
THIS ISN'T VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

Epic cheats the reporting system by directly buying copies, allowing them to inflate purchase numbers and use that to slingshot into free press for their terrible store

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Shut up.

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Dont Epic literally buy copies?
Numbers are meaningless unless we know how much of the copies were bought by epic

>Epic cheats the reporting system by directly buying copies

Wrong

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Did the previous 404 not give you a hint?

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BL3 is using Denuvo, and it's been pretty uncrackable, which is why Steam drones are so mad that they can't pirate EGS games

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SHILLS FEAR THE CUNNY

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See:

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Why do Steam drones push the "CURATION BAD" meme when Valve curates the store all the time like pic related?

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This game is still a poor man's modded minecraft that gets regularly beaten on all levels by a game with one less axis to play with, Factorio.
It is still basically at an early access stage, and you basically should not bother with this one yet. I'm all for 'indie' games success, but wait until they have a game to speak of before buying.
This logic of buying the most barebones early access alpha titles is part of what gave steam greenlight such a bad image, despite allowing many great titles because you have to actually pay attention to what you are buying beforehand.
At any rate, I have some hope for satisfactory in the future assuming development continues, but I cannot recommend buying it to anyone in its current state.

based pedofags defeating the chink menace

>timsweeneyepic
lmao

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>believing a conman by his word
I'll believe him when they publish their sales, both from customers and epic themselves.

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>>I don't believe Tim but I believe whatever Gaben tells me!

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CUNNYCHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

500k isnt that what epic buys to have the game on the store

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Based cunnybro destroying these faggy threads until the janny arrives.

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fuck chinks

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>500k units sold
i'm so glad all the chink bots can finally enjoy the game

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best thread

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>the devs state they only sold 7 copies
>EGS states they sold 500k

Sure

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>groups are probably busy having fun during summer instead of being holed up trying to crack shit
>DENUVO IS UNCRACKABLE!

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Great, I got this sweet deal for a bridge you may be interested in.

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except artficat is a multiplayer card game while satisfactory was supposed to be the factorio killer

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>indie
>funded by fortnitebux
What?

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>Has less twitch viewers than Satisfactory

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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maybe because factorio was released 3 years ago

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oh no no no

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just came here to say
based cunnyposter BTFO schizo shill

Based cunnyposter

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How does it feel to get dabbed on by cunny bros?

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I entered this thread ten minutes ago and only just noticed what the OP was.
Sales/twitch-comparison fags are truly the worst.
Keep up the good work cunnyposter!

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id rather have endless loli and cunnythreads than sales shitposting

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I didn't come in here expecting a good thread.

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>ON TOPIC VIDYA DISCUSSION BAD

>OFFTOPIC CUNNY GOOD

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>yet another "oh no no" shitpost thread by the same egs shill as always
Fuck this "discussion" of yours.

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>chinkyshill mad based cunnyposter is saving his shit thread

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>BRUH OH NO NO NO EPICCHADS HOW COULD WE FAIL

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>faggot egs/steam war retard thinks he has any right to complain his shitty thread is taken down by cute and funny poster.

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>Denuvo, and it's been pretty uncrackable

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>[REDACTED]brain posting
I knew that goddamned meme was by shills for shills.

Yea Forums should do this more with shitposting threads
drives out the newfags/shills and keeps the board clean

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>what's the 2019's thread meta
oh no no no shitpost is just an excuse to start a thread, we are supposed to discuss epic/steam/satisfactory here

s-source?

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fuck you and your shitpost template

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1. 500k were bought by epic themselves (inb4 tim denial as if he doesn't lie every other day)
2. How much they would have sold if they went on steam? No one knows. But probably a lot more.

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iqdb

You're acting like all EGS threads don't turn out the same way

I like this image

also zoomers hate 2D games.

because all cunny threads are so unique, amirite?

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>believing Tim
>"we will stop taking games off other stores".
>two weeks later: "takes games off other stores"

>you're supposed to
No. Make a normal thread if you want normal responses. Shitposting just invites shitposting.

>thread meta
Look at this fucking retard and laugh.
Might wanna fuck off back to /reddit/.

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>Make a normal thread if you want normal responses.
if you make a normal thread it will 404 in 10 minutes, fucking newfag

It's better than MUH STEAMDRONES, MUH CHINKS.
Fuck off.

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That just means the discussion wasn't worth having in the first place.

Wait a minute... This isn't video games...!

>uninteresting topic get no replies
No shit.

Where can I see more

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sales shitposting isnt vidya either

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I don't think she needs a bra

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>ywn feel a kemoshota's soft beans
GOD

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I'd rather be the kemoshota

i just want to say
this is pretty based

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