Enemies can level up

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>>enemies can level up

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God I wish that was me

Too adorable.

>Rooster
lol no. You've never seen a rooster before have you? Roosters generally have longer necks, are overall taller, and have huge tails. If you're referring to the wattles and crest, hens grow those as they age.

Did she just suck rat dick what the fuck

The one on the right is a fucking rooster.

that comb is not a hen sized comb. It's a rooster.

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>enemies turn into best friends for life

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No it isn't. It doesn't even have a rooster tail or a rooster build. City slicker fag should shut his mouth.

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>enemies are cooler and more relatable than the good guys

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rats are mammals, so they also need milk

>larger breeds of chicken are larger
wtf i hate meat now

Ya don't say.

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Don't know if scary or radical as shit.

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so basically the fatter ones are just older than the thin ones?

I love my hens. Anyone else?

>chicken gets bigger as it gets older
wow who'd thunk

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Would you?

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Oh no. We learned new things, advanced as a people, and used our technology and knowledge to make food more abundant, filling, and nutritious. What have we done.

Chickens do get fatter with age and their comb size can indicate how high in the pecking order they are (though there's variance within subspecies).

But really, Roosters just have an overall different body shape to hens. Even discounting things like colour or tail plumage. They're just straight shaped differently. Kinda like you can pick a friesian bull out of a herd of friesians just by looking at their face.

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holy fuvck

kek

>Enemies can evolve

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depends on her fare.

>abundant, filling, and nutritious
Only one of those is true fatty

The west is doomed...

Technically if you're eating chicken that isn't like full of steroids and other shit (just natural, free range chicken) it's probably the second healthiest meat there is.

Yes, but this is clearly about the roided up steroid chicken.

wait what's the first

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That slut is russian though

this right here *whips out dick*

>allies can heal you

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>game forces you to win a broken minigame

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That's a sign of the wolf's submition to the woman.

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Fish.

not being inherently dangerous doesnt make it less gross.

also you just know

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YOU JUST KNOW

yes-yes....

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I'm just saying that's what wolves do to show who's top doggo in the pack.

>Character's last moment is one of peace and clarity after a life of chaos and turmoil

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Double it

Mmm mmm, love that mercury

RIP Rich the sky king

Kino

By that logic if I put arsenic in your glass of water you could say drinking water is unhealthy.

wtf is wrong with white women?

She put her thumb on the dick to move it aside

Yamero!

Sounds about white

Genghis Khan's superior genes never reached them, and the Gault+Saracens genocided what little good there was left in white genetics.
>inb4 russia was raped by genghis
russia was barely a thing at the time, whites largely expanded into russia long after Genghis Khan's mighty dick swept through the lands

You fucking morons mercury and other shit appears only in fish near pajitt and chink areas. Fish in remote areas have little to none of that shit.

You mean like the water in Flint? I ain't drinking that shit either dude.

>rooster
Holy fuck you say this every time. At least I hope it's one person and not multiple retarded people

1978 chicken is top tier

I didn't know lake erie was a pajeet and chink area

The whole 'Gengis Khan is related to most of the people on the planet' thing is just a shitty urban meme perpetrated by chinks who over the centuries desperately tried to swear by that ancestry to attain credibility. It's no different to people in the west randomly claiming descent from John the baptist.

>"natural" fish doesnt have mercury I swear
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Look at this fucking idiot
All fish have mercury, you literally cannot avoid it

Mercury in fish has nothing to do with human activity though.

y-yeah, I'm just one guy. It's not like this is my first time in a chicken thread or anything.

>enemies drop potions

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>>>>

What a find
>a permanent +10 cha boost
Im jealous, the drop rate is so low

Learn the difference between a hen a rooster before you post in a Yea Forums chicken thread again, you little shit.

fuckin madlads

Basef

I'm sorry I'm not a country bumpkin user.

>her

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While this is amusing I'm assuming it was staged and they just forced the can down its throat after catching.

If I was a billionaire I would have these walking around on my estate lawn, so majestic.

>enemies can use stealth

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>enemy takes your weapon when you fail the QTE

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kek what a fucking loser

>that complete inability to clear such a simple obstacle
if you can't even do that, you really shouldn't try to commit armed robbery.

>It's real boomer hours.webm

lmfao what a fucking retard

Wait what the fuck just how long do chickens live that one's older than my dad

he's such a failure he can't even pull his gun out without flinging it towards the opposition, I don't think he should even be allowed to drive.

This cant be real

His pants starting to fall down is what gives that extra touch to the video lel

I don't get the flying kick to open the door

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am!!

I guess you have a chance with her, user

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Why jump at the door?

I loved it, user.

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This is a ridiculous image.

>enemies can be avoided

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>robbery goes so badly the cashier tries to hand the gun back

She should have laughed just to put some extra salt on that wound.

Man, I had a club sandwich today. Bread, meat and cheese. How much did I fuck up ?

Fuck off retards. You've probably never had to be in a position where you had to rob someone at gunpoint. There's nothing in the world more nerve-wracking. Let's see you try holding something steady in that situation.

>when the enemy you defeated was actually the hero and you were the villain all along

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>back of the knee, maybe

Some cocks are just bigger than others, there's nothing wrong with that

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I heard you need to do this for wild wolves to trust you but still.

>advocating robbers
>advocating this inept fat faggot
kys

Armed robbery is something you'd only have to do if you're tens of thousands dollars in debt and owe it all to the mafia. If you're in that situation, you're a genuine failure at life deserve every bit of misfortune you receive.

So how was prison, gun fumbler?

>he goes back for a 2nd look

>Civilians don't alert guards stealth

Nah, fish eat like they have Pica(a disorder that makes you want to eat inedible objects).
It could be staged, but as a fisherman I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.

I want to fight this.

should've pointed the gun at yourself instead of the cashier, loser

>had to rob someone
?

Were you able to get you gun back m8?

It's because his pants are falling down so he's legs are in effect tied together.