ITT IRL bosses

ITT IRL bosses

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmet_cover
youtube.com/watch?v=ViYz2EGJWiQ
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youtu.be/6byu9rKjBg8
youtube.com/watch?v=5WqyjYh4tTs
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youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg
youtube.com/watch?v=ihPfB30YT_c
youtu.be/6ScNUfnbyII?t=250
youtu.be/h-rj8HVW3PQ
youtube.com/watch?v=f8qiVQwaFwo
youtu.be/4VaORfVGok8
youtube.com/watch?v=V9x-gttRARA
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youtu.be/kpQ_OQAtgDQ
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youtube.com/watch?v=a3_owZfYVR8
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=425&v=VZ5bBTEIJxk
youtube.com/watch?v=AgqBH002Ozg
hawaiinewsnow.com/story/37372458/hawaii-man-catches-preserves-more-than-foot-long-centipede/
youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8
youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc
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>Eat this!

>Let's cook up some trouble

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>Chef Rush
Dude definitely belongs in fighting game

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>how does it taste?

>just try to find the real one!

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>Time to turn up the heat!

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>Metal utensil in non stick pan

Dead meat, table for you!

i guess he's really not used to people caring the way and how he cooks

Lmao this nigga really does look like winnie the pooh

Time to spice it up!

Does anyone have the edit of this where it's done up like an intro for a major character in a Yakuza game?

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winnie

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i dont understand what is happening here

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>Have a taste of the Rush Special!

Cult of the Rabbit~Wife of Many

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How does he escape the boss arena without breaking his loot?

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whats the purpose of the net?

> WHITE PEOPLE FUCK
Hell yeah we do.

Flesh eating fungus got in his eyes. Had to have part of his face amputated.

They all got captured. You know the power of tiny nets.

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Me on the left

the onus is on the player to avoid breaking them, if even one is damaged he goes into a rage of amplified speed and power.

The player has to move carefully, like walking on eggshells

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co/ck/ nigger detected

how do I keep my non stick shit non stick

They are the rivals of the Cult of the White Rat. Men who would die for her.

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>the women use the psychic eyebrows to buff the fuck out of the main boss

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Every time this is posted all I can think of is pic related

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>throws projectile
>every time it plays the same sound clip of him saying "ORDER UP!"

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Lady Gaga is already a JRPG villain.

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theyd have the deacons of the deep theme but with synthesized anime voice singing

By using wooden utensils. That or plastic but plastics leech into your food and alter the taste and also possibly give you cancer.

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>The SAS ambush boss fight

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>boss sacrifices himself to kill you

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non stick is a meme
use cast iron like a man

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TIME FOR A TASTE TEST

I'm going to assume it's an intimidation tactic

Winnie the poo

You missed the joke, Carlos. You should have said that he has to use all of his consumable items.

>aye you wants some eggs, 'foo?

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Boss theme?

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mucormycosis

even with cast iron if you don't season it properly you're just asking for grief

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she's got Argilla's hair as well, they did lez out for a moment, maybe she's cosplaying as their girl-spawn or something

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Where did these Japanese men go?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmet_cover
Either to stop their stupid ballistic masks that nobody sane actually uses for combat from reflecting light or to break up their silhouette because your brain is very good at spotting people shaped things.

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reminder this is karmic retribution for having stolen an egg in another life.

why doesn't he get drug tested?
no one is that big at that age without steroids
if he really is, then he is but I find it hard to believe if so.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ViYz2EGJWiQ

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Yeah, she did that one too.

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FEEL THE POWAH BABY

I miss tedposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk
When America marches into Africa again.

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Whats the video of this guy?

Yeah but you're not going to ruin it forever if you accidentally scrape it and it doesn't leech toxic chemicals into your food at high temperatures.

this picture is too powerful

dahnald, best be handin' over them there delegates parder

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>"Robin.....it has been some time since you've stepped up to the plate."

Actually if you look closely they aren't wearing masks! But those white spots on their helms make it look like eyes! Spooky

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Boss theme

youtu.be/6byu9rKjBg8

youtube.com/watch?v=5WqyjYh4tTs

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Do I want to know the context for this?

youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE
TED DIED PROTECTING DON, STOP POSTING NON-CANON.

You think 2020 is going to be a Jeb win?

every year is a Jeb win, his sights are far above the presidency, to heights the average man has no idea of

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>guy likes Lola bunny
>buys her toys
>proceeds to have sex with them

I see nothing unusual about this.

Drug tested for what? He’s not playing sports.

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she just copies and wears clothes designed by marina abramovic. the real villain

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Yes.

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A toasty egg sandwich actually sounds kinda good right now.

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Based king egg.

>You're gonna get served
>You're toast
>Out of the frying pan...
Chef Rush uses Simmer Sinners
>and into the fire!
>Your goose is cooked
>How about a knuckle sandwich?

They're a duo boss.

>not the whole world

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steroids are illegal and he is the head chef at the white house

underrated cheesy post

youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg
amazing

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They were outbreed by the yayoi

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He probably could've commissioned a bunch of porn for cheaper.

Lmao looks like Vinnie Vinesauce

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someone add a Bloodborne HUD

woah wait, there are diferent types of japanese people?

Based and Stargate pilled.

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Jesus christ do some fucking sit-ups man

ABSOLUTE
UNIT

a 1/256 chance encounter has a 1/100 drop chance of the item you need to progress the story

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underrat

For some reason this gives me the same kind of spook as that crab killing factory

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>flees on turn 1

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>that dude on the right at the start of the webm shoving food into his mouth
>at the literal end of the webm same dude is still shoving the same food into his mouth

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iirc there is an anime girl based on this bird

pretty rad

I remember that boss from The Surge

The guy's pretty dextrous with that thing, really cool.

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Newfag

sit-ups would ruin the look

it's beautiful, imagine how many elves you could displace with a fleet of these

Stream it

what minecraft mod is this?

This was the one thing in the game I just didn't have the stomach to bother with.

After fighting a boss that took 4 hours to beat, I decided that I'd had enough of FFXII.

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thats a human

Nice.

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Gotta go with the White Mage, that onion hat is neat.

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Cool as fuck

All of these guys

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>must I do everything myself?

>you can join the boss' faction

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I need to take a walk after seeing this. My anxiety is through the roof.

Corpus

Intellectually I see this as a bad thing. But the 10 year old in me thinks this is fucking rad

>Alan Moore
>Rasputin impersonator
nice.

There are more than one type of nips?

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Name the game

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>Variant bosses based on alignment

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Jomon were the "aboriginal people", that are thought to have come north from SEA, ainu and ryukyuans were closely related to them
Yayoi were mainlanders coming over from Korea over the course of a long time
All japanese are a mix obviously, though there are some people with distinctly the phenotype of one ancestry over the other

corprus

new Yakuza opening

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I kinda like the hoodie

Here's a shitty one I just whipped up. It's shit, but it's the best I can do real fast, and what's the point when there's no fucking audio or VP9 support in this place anyway, and filesize and time are still limited to 3 MiB and 2 minutes?

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Jomon almost look white

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reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=ihPfB30YT_c

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That nigga on the right is gay as FUCK though

>LET'S TURN IT UP!

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>Here's a shitty one I just whipped up
faggot that .webm is probably older then you

KANGZ

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>high stress competitive career
>any free time he has spent on making himself look like the rock
this is a man with something to prove

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even if you made this one yourself it's still equally as sinful, stream it like a man

this is a man isn't it

>TUBA'D FOR YOU!

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More like John Thick.

yup

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Is that cheating? Nigga can get a full extension without even bending his knees

>boss becomes enraged after you deplete most of its health

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it's actually not surprisingly
youtu.be/6ScNUfnbyII?t=250

Unfortunately not

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If someone used that machine to fuck up your house and leave you homeless I bet you'd change your mind real quick

fucking humans

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BEHOLD, THE BRASS-KING!

>have to beat the boss's bodyguard before you fight the real thing

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mike wazowski on roids

Ainu still exist although in small number and they still look more European than what is traditionally considered japanese. it goes to explain the near reverence for white people that you can find in Japan, as their ruling class were more white than the swarthy southerners.

Shut up, blackie.

>t. chimp

Nope, probably looks like it, though, they all look the same:

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The movie is 83 minutes long, so PTS is calculated from 1.5 (target length in minutes) divided by 83.
The bitrate is (3 * 1024) / 120 * 8 to get 200k (so we use a bitrate as if we're targeting two minutes, but actually targeting less, because targeting by filesize is often really finicky anyway).
Scale is chosen arbitrarily. I usually stick to TV standards by habit, so 120p, 240p, 360p, 480p, 720p, etc.
It's easy to do these things when you get the hang of it.

No, that's a pain in the ass. Webms are easier.

take your pills, faggot

what the fuck are those proportions?? Dude is like a long armed midget

cue soulsborne track

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Targetted weight loss is a myth. Sit-ups just build muscles in the area; getting rid of the gut requires cardio.

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THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!

youtu.be/h-rj8HVW3PQ

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Screw nature, that's cool as fuck!

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t. cannibal

chimps would gladly do it to an enemy group of chimps if they could, nevermind you

The Stillborn Elf

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>bodyguard

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Have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=f8qiVQwaFwo

Those onions and green peppers would have been better off sauteed before he dropped the eggs in so the onions could have been caramelized at the very least.

>Blocks your path

Where's the donuts? user? I only eat plain ones now. I'm trying to lose weight. You didn't finish off the last one did you?

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buff ass lil nigga

Then don't bother you turbofaggot. Tarnishing traditions older than you are is worse than ignoring them outright.

I laughed more than I should.

He loses all respect when he poses with his hands like some faggot who just got ass rammed for the first time.
Take it in stride and not be a woman about it.
>yeah look what I just did!

O boi he comin

>the body guard is the boss's best friend/lover

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youtu.be/4VaORfVGok8

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how do I attain this body type?

>"making the mother of all omelettes Jack! Can't fret over every egg"

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Swap them around and you can make loss.

Is that a fucking yordle?

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Why do so many people post these canned replies anyway? It's hard to take something seriously when you see it 50 times a day.

All the old traditions are dead here. It's all kids and redditors these days.

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>Joke character is actually the strongest one in your party

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What the fuck is wrong with chinks?

>final boss is your old friend, after he lost everything he had

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M-my back.

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OH FUG BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Thought that was James May on the far right for half a second.

>no way is he getting on that bike
>he gets on the bike
dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9x-gttRARA
He even looks like final boss from Ninja Warriors.

yo what the fuck

>implying a man wouldn't defend his gf

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KUBO LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>Dark Souls 3.webm

How the fuck do I beat her? Magic build btw

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Oh my god, is that Yukari?

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are you aware that china ever existed?

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Just bait her charge attack into a tree.

pumped up kicks

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You might as well have posted Keanu himself.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xii9_oWQ7HY

>Oh bother piglet, looks like we’ll have to censor the internet before I get a rumbly in my tummy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZypvxG0vJiA

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>Magic build
>Against magic absorption enemy
Are you retarded? looks like it's time for you to become a str wizard.

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holy SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK

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>ally character gets a huge buff after the timeskip period

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OH FUCK IT'S A CONTROLLER

Post the one where they're boiling the rats alive

>he needs his onions caramelized

what a fucking pussy

hownu.ru

jesus look at the size of that fucking rat that guy is eating

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>Achievement unlocked: If you can't take the heat...

MUH

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>you can see the boss before you enter the boss room

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gnarly ass python

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Its the fucking thing from Ferngully.

Bill Margold looks like what I would consider "I film amateur porn with 18 years old girls" Starter pack

that's a dude in that costume.

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why are you pushing this so hard?

>man in a tracksuit wearing anime mask
It's like Daft Punk, but for weebs, isn't it?

The Skeksis always made me deeply uncomfortable.

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New enough, I guess. Never see than shit before.

>boss uses sneak attacks

Let me guess
Native to Australia?

>defeat boss
>end game is you fighting the remainder of his minions

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>Boss loses body parts in the 2nd form but becomes harder

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>The cynicism that regards hero worship as comical is rooted in a sense of physical inferiority.

Anything other than suicide and beheading could not have killed this man.

lady on the left is seeing right through the photoshop

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Holy fuck Stacy gives no shits about builds, just shifted into ATTACK mode.

not at all in fact she doesn't even know how to make music

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yellow jacket chic should never show her face again my god.

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holy fuck Geodude is nimble

Man, I feel bad for niggers. As if they don't get beat enough at home, then they gotta get their shit pushed in by sexier, more athletic peers.

Gonna monitor this youtuber.

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>getting your ass whooped by a ginger cripple
LMAO

The big ones are in Asia and South America

Stacy had the strong dex build, even with lower attack damage her attacks were fast enough to balance her DPS

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Who picks a fight with a guy with no legs and then fucking loses lmao

Who is this? It's not a guy, right?

Please tell me it's not a guy.

I WAS FUCKING EATING

Better theme: youtube.com/watch?v=5keHVDZPoFk

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thats Katy Perry are you serious.

lol this. sometimes that nigger pride is just too much for them to know when to back away.

youtu.be/kpQ_OQAtgDQ

Somehow this looks like a cutscene where bird would be making long ass speech about relative morality and it's actions being justified.

She used to be one

god i wish that were me

The fact you ask makes me believe you want it to be a guy

How do you even get this fat

Even at my absolute worst when I was binge drinking every weekend and eating fast food every day I still only hit the lower threshold of obesity. I can't imagine the sheer amount calorie bombs you'd have to consume to not only reach but maintain that weight

youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI

She looks different every time I see her.

I don't know who that picture is of, but here's an 100% biological woman to make you feel better

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Bet you're looking forward to the Netflix show then.
youtube.com/watch?v=a3_owZfYVR8
It actually looks promising. Saw a behind the scenes deal and learned that it was originally gonna be animated, but Netflix actually wanted them to use puppets. And it kinda bends my mind that the guy that played the baby in fucking Labyrinth is the design supervisor, working with his family who worked on Dark Crystal so long ago.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=425&v=VZ5bBTEIJxk

Can we start classifying Chink mainlanders as a separate species yet?

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>choker
nope.

Holy fuck this is hilarious

Then what's the point?

imagine a game where the final "boss" is resisting the urge to deny being her immortal sex slave hahaha like its just a button you have to press r-right user?

>poor little white phantom

>implying that you wouldn't

Y E S

>it's a double boss fight

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>feel bad for niggers

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>Sweden
But otherwise damn. Love me some fit ladies.

Actual caramelizing takes roughly an hour of slow cooking
Youre thinking sweating the onions

love how are the girls are cheering for him and he doesn't even care

It's the opposite, the jomon were in japan before the more modern haplogroup appeared. now that genetic line is mostly isolated to the north of japan.

I thought Swedes were white?

So... where did you think we got wood? Does it matter if it's this or a team of dudes with axes and chainsaws

low key hyped for the game too desu

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>Even at my absolute worst when I was binge drinking
What happened user? Depression?

>"You'll be a fine addition to my collection"

>I...I'm sorry Tom, I just couldn't save you...this one last time...

Homesless people are the real life rats of RPG’s

YA FAT BETCH

she's dark white

>born, bred, and taught to hate white people
>steal from even the most innocent of them

Yeah, I mean, niggers gonna nig.

Bad genes + YEARS of eating sht every day.

AYOOOO THIS NIGGA GOT BEATEN BY A NAZI ZOMBIES CRAWLER

Getting on the ground like that is actually a pretty good tactic. It was how wrestler Antonio Inoki kept Mohammed Ali away in one of the first MMA matches.

>literally just dumping your /gif/ folder

fuck off

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im fat because of my bad genes. kek

ash zombie

Shouldn’t those eggs be refrigerated?

>Moves whole bowl of eggs over the flame at the end

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>You're Toast!
>You're minced meat!
>Can't take the heat? get out of the kitchen!
>Out of the frying pan and into the fire! (second phase starts)

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NIGGA WHY

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>half a celery stick please. Nothing on it

I'm so confused, you guys told me theres no such thing as race

Kek

They're not as creepy looking anymore. Probably because the hazier footage of the original made it look more eerie.

>boss summons an infinite horde of enemies

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No, it's like
>it's easier for me to get disgustingly fat because of my bad genes
You're still fat because you are lazy slob, though.

Pretty good

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No fucking way

I just saw it but I still can’t believe it

she's a promoter, she goes to events and various places and promotes them since she gains a sizable following for being a cute robot. she also gets her own events too, just last week she ran a maid cafe and she was one of the maids you could have serve you.

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No but different people have different fat distributions and different body types. A fat asian is always gonna look skinner than a fat american at the same bf %. They're both still fat as fuck though.

youtube.com/watch?v=AgqBH002Ozg

>boss gets killed offscreen

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Black woman are the worst ones
.t black person that hates niggers

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Imagine the sex.

I do'nt know why people are making a big deal out of this, when you hang yourself your neck gets broken

Why is this newsworthy?

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Hey what’s going on in this thread?

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He didn't have anywhere high enough in his cell for the 'snap' part of the hanging fool.

my back hurts just looking at this

>Be fat, female, black and live in the USA
>Literally couldnt be in a shittier situation
>Actually pick a fight with someone who does sommersaults and shit everyday

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>orenstein and smaug

>Actual caramelizing takes roughly an hour of slow cooking
I shall try this then.

>a no legged man in an ass kicking contest
holy
shit

Actually most people who hang themselves die of suffocation. How tall is that jail cell that he was able to get enough momentum to lynch himself properly?

>THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

>fat puss

How do I get a qt olympic bride, Yea Forums?

I can hear his spine screaming

she's a whore

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She thought her bulk would protect her, but everyone knows that Stacy>>>>>Shaniqua, especially when Stacy goes full offense.

>Among the bones broken in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the experts said.

Eggs don't need to be refrigerated if they're decent eggs, no.

Yeah, when you get hanged properly, not when you're choking yourself out with a belt in a jail cell

Huh. Interesting. If I had to take a guess, no one really knows if they are a girl or a boy? For added mystery points.
Also, it must really fucking tiresome to act all cutesy and kawaii for hours. I know I'd need copious amounts of alcohol to cope, but I never really understood the mindset of these e-celebs.

Did he inherit a fortune? How does he have the time AND money?

Be attractive and fit, or have lots of money

How do I achieve Goron mode?

So she's not an artist, she's literally just popular for being cute?
it's always Japan lel, but what can you do about it?

can't blame them tho, otherwise I wouldn't be saving these pictures

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

It still doesn't matter, he was a horrible piece of shit for a human who destroyed girls lives

Him being dead is one more shitstain gone, he's dead, media needs to move on

refrigerating eggs is something only westerners do.

Hawaii as well.
>hawaiinewsnow.com/story/37372458/hawaii-man-catches-preserves-more-than-foot-long-centipede/

>just so happen to get off suicide watch
>usually as a cellmate but he was gone that night
>security camera malfunctioned
>Guards who were supposed to be checking on him every 30mins left him alone for hours
Every points to foul play also it doesnt help that he was gonna expose Pedowood.

>my bike has the same bottle holder as Brad Pitts
nice

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the problem, if I recall, is that he supposedly had evidence of a number of other influential people also being pedophiles, which makes the death seem like a cover up

>NPC assists you in the boss fight

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>media needs to move on
Good luck with that one.

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>fortune

You can accomplish what this dude did with any full-time job that pays at least $15 an hour as long as you have nobody to feed and take care of but yourself.

Are you implying she is some sort of black Stacy? Because that wouldnt make sense in this case.

absolute unit

>this is still better than most china videos because at least the rat is dead

I'm so conflicted as to look at his muscles or her eyebrows.

Sorry to disappoint you since you very clearly want it to be a man, but that's a woman underneath the mask

>he dies a day before info is released
>by 'suicide'
>while on suicide watch
>cameras just happen to malfunction
>cellmate moved
>guards WAY late on check up
J-just move on goyim!

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I mean, she also has a youtube channel where she talks and she's even done meet and greets at events she's attended, so people definitely know it's a girl

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Oh I dont feel bad for him at all, I'm actually glad he got some justice and not just some shitty 5 year sentence in a luxury prison, but it definitely hinders any investigation into who he was involved with, which is why a lot of people, myself included, think he was whacked

>those rapid shotgun blasts all on-fucking-target
>coupled with the reload while walking over to them
I've been running courses for 9 years and I can't even do that shit.

Is that a sad panda reference?

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we bombed the shit out of them

kigshit will ALWAYS be creepy

And somehow she’s get mad that I don’t consider these things humans

>Hyoid fractures have previously sparked controversy in jailhouse and other contentious deaths.

>In 2008, Ronnie L. White, a teenager accused of killing a police officer, died of an apparent suicide in a suburban Washington jail cell. But two days later, the cause of death was changed to homicide when a Maryland state medical examiner discovered the teen had a broken hyoid.

>The incident fanned racial tension and fueled conspiracy theories about the suspect’s death in Prince George’s County, Md.

>Medical examiners concluded White was probably strangled with a sheet, towel or “crux of the elbow.” The officer who moved his body pleaded guilty to obstruction. But no one was ever charged in White’s death. A federal judge said in 2013 that it remained a mystery whether the inmate was slain or took his own life

>>Medical examiners concluded White was probably strangled with a sheet, towel or “crux of the elbow.”
>probably strangled with a sheet

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>since you very clearly want it to be a man,
Not really, just assumed it since it's Japan.

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hahaha
can I save this?

Is this achievable natty

>I know I'd need copious amounts of alcohol to cope.
The trick is wearing a mask, main reason everyone isnt a streamer today is pretty much what you said though, you kind have to fellate your audience besides playing certain games beyond exhaustion.

hey hey people

This is a good example of why "race is a social construct" is actually true, just misunderstood/misuded by SJWS

even inside "races" there's a ton of ethnic groups, some of which are actually more closely related genetically to people from other races then the race they get grouped in.

There's litterally indingious groups in mexico that are more genetically distinct from each other then the average japanese and german person, for instance.

Half expected the other guy to take his prosthetic and club him with it.

you mean this one?

chinks believe the more animal suffers the more tastier it gets.

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>So she's not an artist, she's literally just popular for being cute?
>it's always Japan lel
Meanwhile the Kardashians are popular in America. I'm still trying to figure out why they're famous.

based

What's the context here? Fat wench getting pissed at someone filming her hubby's dispute?

well we all know why KIM is popular ;)

They all are...your point?

Yes, STRANGLED, which Epstein probably was to protect peoples asses from the pedo-line.

>There's litterally indingious groups in mexico that are more genetically distinct from each other then the average japanese and german person, for instance.
Details? I'm interested in this stuff

>it doesn't matter that a guy who most likely had dirt on a shit ton of celebrities and politicians got killed in prison
this is what I call a "shallow thinker"

Well at least that's something. Still don't get the appeal, but eh.

What do you call this man

this is like where's waldo meets dr suess

>WAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE GAY WAAAAAAAAAAAH
pathetic

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Lawful good, True Neutral, Chaotic Evil.

That got me kek

God chinks are dumb.

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Chinese people what the FUCK
eXPLAIN
>chinks believe the more animal suffers the more tastier it gets.
Please be trolling

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Fuck, I don't. Did she make a sex tape? Even then why would some random whore having sex become famous?

>getting blow torched directly on the head without flinching.

Keanu is like a living meme about being cool, except unitonically.

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>you have to eat all the eggs

>they all team up to design a masterplan to destroy you

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theme
youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8

>that pose
what did she mean by this?

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>tfw in 50 years she will have retired but people are going to have actual fully functional robot replicas of her.

hey i remember top left nothing came our of it

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Did this nigger decide that every day of the week was traps day and FUCK everything else?

>anchor_arms.jpg

>when boss has super armour

some good memes for a couple days, at least

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HE

It was a different time (when pseudo-celebrity sex tapes were hot shit), and their mom is a genius marketer.

this is good high fashion

>people are going to have actual fully functional robot replicas
Ha-ha, no.

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>have to defeat the henchmen within 10 seconds of each other or else they respawn
>boss doesn't take damage till they're both dead

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Nigger what

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why not

Absolutely fucking based.

>Please be trolling
that's not even the worst part. there's this Beijing fetus farm were activist and college and other "enemy of the state" who's "too intelligent for their own good" are raped, imprisoned and tortured. and get their babies harvested halfway into pregnancy as a delicacy.

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Oh look it's wallman.

half my family is fat or chubby and I eat $15 of mcdonalds every day don't even hit the overweight criteria

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Yeah I'm thinking nuke china.

No, I was just making stupid choices because I could and there wasn't anyone to really stop me. This year I realized I was being stupid and cleaned myself up and dropped 40 pounds, it's really not that hard

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hey remember pol was like
>this is it guys ww3 is here
fucking bunch of noisy monkeys

Shoebill is cute. Cute!

>you to have to kill them all simultaneously or else they start reviving each other

nicolas cage's face shooped on. still begs the question of why female bodybuilders bother getting breast implants.

yeah, what's hard to understand about that?

How did you even find this image?

>nuking people for being gross and inhumane

If it ain't happening in your country then you'd be wise to fuck off

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> Video of a child being stomped to death for no reason
What does this have to do with a boss? Is it just because of the other gore being posted in here?

proof

>Intellectually I see this as a bad thing.
Intellectually, I see you as an idiot.

>their mom is a genius marketer.
Ah. The golden ticket

>Shouldn’t those eggs be refrigerated?
what the FUCK is wrong with americans

HEY LIL DONNIE DUM DUM!

Someone post it. You know the one.

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>enemy is blind but sensitive to sounds

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\This fight's easy, his ear protection is his weakness.

Sup Xi

>can't blame them tho, otherwise I wouldn't be saving these pictures
me too user

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Drinking tons of alcohol and soda

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Since when was Mike Tyson a chef?

ah, terry

truly the sweetest of madmen

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Reminds me of that bitch from Deus Ex Human Revolution

lunch rush from my hero academia?

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Is that the fiercest easterner on the right?

U mad cause i eat fetuses and rats? u gonna come fite me for it, white boi?

>second one from the left
Is that a Black Mage?

howdy

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>when you stop to pick up MP food and pots for your black red mage

Superior robogirl

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>mfw black mages are real

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>that nigga dressed like a black mage

Hid absurd proportions are ridiculously perfect for this task. He could never lift any weight above his head, but whatever.

memes aside. literally this man. being in-charge of USA's money and power will come with serious power.

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Usually, I find meat tastes better with a cleaner kill. When I go fishing and a catch lands on the deck and flops about, it ends up incurring a lot of trauma as it trashes trying to get away. It injures itself which is often why fish end up having that "fishy" taste as bruising allows blood to damage the flesh.

I usually keep a water filled cooler to prevent this.

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ash vampire

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OP said bosses not party members

It's China therefore it's true, you fucking chink.

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>boss has extended attack range

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when will they take a photo together?

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thats in Shenzhen back in the 90s. dont know if they still do that there

WANNA GO YOU WINNIE THE POOH LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER?

Someone should post that Russian webm for the real deal.

if you hang around facebook long enough you are bound to see those thousands of fetus being turned into soup. I even sometime found it here on Yea Forums usually on /gif/

I never understood why the figure is wearing a KKK hood when the Nazis and the KKK had similar goals.

I want a full godamn JAV

>halal tastes better

Not sure if this is necessarily true, but I like to think it is

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Is he going to ask me to join the minutemen?

>chinks changing for the better

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>traps day
now you remember he fucked a shemale

Looks awesome desu.

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Nazis saw KKK as inbred hicks.

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that's clearly party members with strange gimmicky combat mechanic

youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc

youtube.com/watch?v=42KF0IiQs-E

you ain't seen nothing yet

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>hang around facebook long enough
>dude trust me
Okay.

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Those things look cute as fuck

what mental illness is this?

I ain't gonna waste my time digging into my history to provide a link for chinks eating rape babies.

I couldnt find it the last time I went to Shenzhen around 3 years ago. My usual places were already shut down.

>Eating enemy fetus
>Hate hewman intellectual mages
>Eats rats
>More pain makes meat tasty
That's goblin behavior

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>Brass wizard

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Goblins, you say...

Jesus christ

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JINBOROV KARNOVSKI

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>not going full-blown Goblin Slayer on the Chinese

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How do people still not get that there are fuckloads of indigenous ethnic groups in any one country, even the small countries?

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>There's litterally indingious groups in mexico that are more genetically distinct from each other then the average japanese and german person, for instance.
wrong

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>halal
halal meat is produced by slicing the animals throat and letting the blood drain as the form of slaughter. most countries use a bolt gun to stun the animal before slaughter and cause minimal suffering.
fishing had nothing to do with any of that.

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its more noticeable if you try sashimi or sushi.

Funny enough, I didn't know that was a requirement of halal foods. Thanks for the info.

Now that's what you call mimicry.

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more like the YMCA in space

>HE GETS ON THE FUCKING BIKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>How do people still not get that there are fuckloads of indigenous ethnic groups in any one country
Because everyone around them is either a nigger, a chink or le 56 face. It's easier that way.

Carnivorous Crickets are nasty pieces of work.

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What the fucking point of looking like a banana?

I wonder if he spray painted them.

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>mfw got some bruised pieces of sushi in my last Pokeworks bowl

It tasted so fucking foul that I thought it was rotten.

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Could be a warning to not slip up.

it got impressive once he began riding the bike

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Sure, I'll just trust you on this one.

so the fish would fetch a higher price. that aint natural. carefully bred as an aquarium pet.
I own a catfish that's more colorful than that.

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life is scary and cruel

Single digit IQ post.

katydids technically aren't crickets.

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somebody's a hellraiser fan

Add some mustard to it.
God, I fucking want some.

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>Usually, I find meat tastes better with a cleaner kill
Because its a fucking scientific fact that the adrenaline released from a frightened animal will ruin the meats flavor and its ability to keep. Bug people are just retards with no taste.

Goddamn that thing's fucking eyes are the real terror.

wait... Mudman from World Heroes was real?

That sucks. Hope you got them to make a new one or a refund.

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>to break up their silhouette because your brain is very good at spotting people shaped things.

It's this.

He has to eat ALL the eggs

I find it apealing tbqh.

FUCK. EVERY. EGG.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

damn they came out way too late

>lvl 100 bard

i thought that was because inoki was only allowed to kick if he was on the ground

It takes superhuman willpower not to become a douche when you're being cheered on by a team of hot movie stars, including Halle fucking Berry.

nobody would watch that user

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Sorta in the same way E-Honda and Zangief are cultural representatives of their countries.

cool album covers

>as it turns out, there was more than one Reisen poster.

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I'd fuck it.

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t. eel

Skull cow

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Where do you think you are?

>vladimir monky

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How does he egress without making an egg mess?

I read a book series where the villains hench monsters would carry humans in pots and kettles as a portable snack to boil later. I think the Chinese might be trollocs.

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there is NOTHING lewd about this robot, so why would anyone watch a JAV with her?

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Why is he using a fish spatula to cook an omelet? It will ruin the nonstick coating on the pan.

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I miss Easter.

>yaoi face

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youtube.com/watch?v=69zrAphWcTE

>me and the boys

>Ratburger

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Demi pls no more

AIDS.

>reddit meme.