You get yourself trapped in the last videogame you played...

You get yourself trapped in the last videogame you played. Your task is to kill the protagonist using whatever you can find. How do you fare?

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how do i kill the main character in mount and blade?

I don’t play video games so I don’t care.

Courier from new vegas,
Just plant a mine under a random spot and watch the nigger fly

>My Lv400 Keyblade Wielder from KHUx
I wouldn't get out of there alive.

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very carefully

>Starcraft

Not a chance, even human Kerrigan would sense me coming and just snap my neck.

How kill steve

I played Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward a couple of hours ago. Seems like it'd be pretty easy to just fuck with Sigma's bracelet so it goes off and kills him for tampering with it.

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Doomslayer from Doom
I'll grab the gasoline that fuels the chainsaw and wait until the heat of Hell sets fire to that fucker

I'm mainly posting here just cause want to share this, and this thread is the perfect place: I used to have fantasies of me and my friend being sucked into Playstation All Stars Battle Royale (yes, really) and becoming characters. I remember my weapon was a fucking wooden sword, and I had the superpower of cloning myself. I don't remember what my friend had, likely because social autism made me barely know my few friends. In between fights, there was a break, in a building with a gym, a bar, and fast food. I think I got that from some Robot Chicken advert for the game. (Here comes the best part) I, for some reason, had a burning hatred for the 2D furfag known as Parappa. We would argue, I would tape a picture of him to a punching bag, and I even thought of secretly assassinating him by strangling him during break time. I was on pretty good terms with the rest of the roster though.

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