When was the last time you llayed Minecraft?

When was the last time you llayed Minecraft?

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Never

Is that a dick?

this afternoon

One month ago I think.
I don't really see anything to do, there isn't a single thing to be done that excites me in this game.
The only thing that interests me is the development of the Baritone AI, I found that to be quite cool and it's nice to see it receiving updates and such.
Building lost all it's interest, I have no creativity and no taste, also gathering resources sucks.
I'd like to do redstone, but anything I'd like to invent has already been done.
I find PVP to be retarded a lot of the time.

I guess I'd love to find some server like the old Yea Forums server with a bunch of quality of life plugins but I'd just want a community that's not going to crumble like Yea Forums's did.
I watch so much minecraft content yet almost never play it.

earlier today. I left my afk skele farm on while I went to work

Have you played with serious mods?

I had the .exe in my old PC.
Where do I get it if I already have an account? The xbox version costs money.

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Just go to the main website and log into your account, you can redownload it there.

I have a Yea Forums server running been running for about 3 weeks now, its pretty chill, Island town spawn in warm ocean with a shit ton of islands.

FFA with the one exception of spawn.
1.14.4
>167.114.110.52:25565

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Not really, the only "serious" mod I ever tried was industrialcraft.

Are there some good fun mods that don't require a nasa pc to load? I definitely can't play anything like some FTB pack because my PC simply won't allow it.
I think I used to download mods but ended up just starting a creative world and directly using all the end game stuff and get burnt out on it and figure I wouldn't have any fun doing it in survival.

What shader is that ?

ten bucks says seus

i dont have an email for logging in
it was literally just username and password back when i played it

God I wish I could wake up as a cute emo/scene girl named Jenny

what was the last version with FLAOT?

A couple weeks ago.
I always lose interest after building a niceish looking base.

Migrant your account your silly goose.
account.mojang.com/migrate

More info: help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/428478

>not using a launcher
Pleb actually paying for Minecraft lmao

>that building
minecraft isn't for politics

Results?

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don't you fucking do this to me. I don't need to add blocks or floor tiles to the list. I can't become tile-kun.

She's in

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This, i really don't understand the appeal of these open world/survival/crafting games that have no goal, i get bored so fucking fast.

To be fair though Minecraft is probably the peak of that genre.

a hour ago

Tilefag's old news. Wonderbread is the hot new fetish.

I have no idea why but the artist for op's image is the only minecraft porn artist that can awaken my cock

Industrialcraft suffers from a lot of the early era of mods' design choices, like microcrafting out the ass. Modern mods either skip this part or make it more interesting with alternative forms of crafting.

I generally prefer wizard shit, so Thaumcraft, Botania, Astral Sorcery, Abyssalcraft, Psi, and so on are suggestions.

In the way of tech, try Thermal Expansion (which can be thought of as a modern, better-designed industrialdcraft) plus Immersive Engineering as a start.

Shove in mobs to taste - Ice&Fire, Primitive Mobs, Mystical Mobs, even fucking Exotic Birds

Don't forget decorative shit like Bibliocraft, Chisel, and Chisels&Bits.

To help your performance, try some combination of foamfix, optifine, and betterfps. Which ones actually help depends heavily on your system.

>That video where she fucked an horse
>Still no sequel where she fucks a dog

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I gotta see this.

How is their porn of fucking minecraft?

Minecraft is for 13 year olds and 13 year olds are horny as fuck.

You havent seen it, you must be a square. Or perhaps your mom blocked the site.

Thanks a lot, I think when it comes to the wizardry mods, I think Thaumcraft was really complicated and really the kind of mod to be focused on and that was a little annoying to play with other mods. Like for example I remember seeing some dude on youtube struggling to figure out how to dispose skulls, candles, liquids etc around the altar thingie (with the rotating cube, the one to upgrade stuff), even stuff like draconic evolution seemed simpler to understand.
Never heard of the last three though, will check.

>those animal mods
Do you watch asian half squat?

And thanks for performance, I'll look up foamfix and betterfps. I'm on Linux (xubuntu if that changes anything), is there a specific one that should give me better results?

AHHH MY OLD USERNAME DOESNT WORK WTF
SOMEBODY GET ME MINECRAFT WHY DOES IT COST MONEY NOW AHHHHHHHHHH

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>must be a square
>blocked the site

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>cobble stone stairs
>uneven block walls
>not even brick stone
>tiny fucking space for a bed, instead of a glorious master bedroom with red carpet and trim


models hot though. not sure why

she looks more like she was made in roblox

Gained about 60 levels and a shitload of armor I'm smelting now. Sometimes I'll use both the skele farm and the afk fishing farm if I need it

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Your old username probably works, but its been stolen because Mojang doesn't believe in data protection and account info gets leaked every five seconds. Go look yourself up on namemc and I guarantee someone else has hold of your account

most 13 year olds ive talked to dont even wanna send nudes

Because seeing normal porn with a curvy or so bitch gets stale and boring real fast.

The minimalist, simplistic depictions of sex with icons that you have a certain connection to-- whether it be a cartoon from a show or video game-- is the strongest boner fuel.

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I got off the toilet just to give you a reaction image, hope you're happy for your (you) you snarky faggot.

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how is this any different than simply giving yourself the stuff with commands and shit?

by being one of the most popular games of all time

FuturisticHub aka LifeInATent is a lolcow and sociopath scammer.

>You cannot fuck when enemies monsters are around

>FuturisticHub

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What's so wrong with sociopaths?
Do people just throw the word "sociopath" around as an insult?
People don't chose to become sociopaths and they're not that different from normal people.

they take artistic liberties

THAT FUCKER ACTUALLY STOLE MY ACCOUNT

What do i do now bros.
Can i whore myself out for another copy?

>still no way to redstone enchant blocks and have them act as conduits.

He wants to murder people who oppose him too with death threats and fake lolsuit threats.

The Thaumcraft infusion altar isn't really difficult at all. The only really important part of the design is to make sure it's as symmetrical as possible. Candles and skulls are optional but suggested, and follow that same single rule. But yes, it's a bit of a bitch to use with other mods because of the clunky research system. Go through it once and give yourself all research via commands in future worlds.

As for which performance mods are best on your system, it's a mystery to me. Just each of them and see if they help. Even if Optifine doesn't help your framerate much, the extra graphics settings are nice.

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do you honestly not have your account tied to a fucking email address?

Rule 34 bitch

this was 2012 or something, i dont remember what i used

What would you recommend? Haven't played the game because I can't be assed to pay for it

>everything is square
>except like two curves

contrast is a powerful tool.

God I hope so.

t. sociopath

this thread got me a thinking
I wonder if there are actually porn mods for minecraft

God I love that mod, shame the guy running it never finished the 1.12 version or whatever the most up to date version he was working on.

Like a year ago. Went through the effort of digging up my old account info from nearly a decade ago, then installing and modding it to test Vivecraft. And 15 minutes later I realised that yeah it's still minecraft, and quit.

there are /d/ tier porn mods.

such as?

>spherical tits in a world where everything is blocky

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vore

Her vagina would be square so your penis would not function properly in conjunction with her vagina

I didn't ask the fetishes I asked the mods, blockhead

yeah and I'm saying theres a mod for it.

Her old model used to have blocky ass and tits

>6 replies to mention rule 34

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that's nice for you, I guess

Here, found it:

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2963431

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Stop the block puns I swear to god.

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well, now I definitely need a link to it

its not really my taste. I tried it, but couldn't stomach it.

Sociopaths didn't choose to become who they are.
You wouldn't blame someone who lost their arm in an addicent for being handicapped right? Why treat sociopaths differently? They used to be normal but suffered through traumatic events.

It's a box in some circles for tits what is this shit

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>cant migrate account because i dont remember my old email
fuck you

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>LifeInATent
I vaguely remember this name. Give me a rundown.

well use another old account you do remember to find your old email
if not to play minecraft, to steal back your account from whatever cunt stole it

Man I love the Sly logo

Do spawners work in bedrock edition? I can't seem to get mine to do anything.
God I wish I was on java

encyclopediadramatica.rs/LifeInATent

B-bruhs...

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Swallow your pride and spit the name out, boy.

What do you mean? How is it political?
Also the shader pack is SEUS PTGI e8 with UMSOE TP.

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>mentioning swallowing infront of a vorefag
brave

counterpoint, if the interior of her vagina is soft, yo could slide it in and feel your dick being pressed on from four sides

its funny how this is probably how a lot of people expected minecraft to look when finished.

>Vore mod
>Couldn't stomach it
Well played, user

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Can i just pirate Minecraft?
Will online work?

you need to use a monster egg on it

Counterpoint: There are no genders in minecraft, all members of a species possess both male and female sex characteristics and reproductive organs. She's going to be putting her square dick inside of you.

only if the server allows pirate connections

counter point: if I fuck her butt it aint gay

holy levels of cope

>that roof
>square building
Eeek l2build pleb

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>Modern mods either skip this part or make it more interesting with alternative forms of crafting.
yeah often with autistic time gated shit like
>put dirt blocks into a sieve one at a time and manually right click them 10x each block for a % chance to make sand!
>once every few dozen blocks you'll get a single ore nugget, collect 9 to make an ingot!
or fucking anything with "click the ground to find flint" and "arrange shit on a grid and bash it a few times for a chance to craft it!"
anything like that Sevtech or Hermitcraft tier of autism shit is the worst.

Thermal Expansion is OK but overall it's just a worse IndustrialCraft.
Extra mobs mods are great, specially Mo Creatures.
Bibliocraft is cool for decorating cool looking houses. Chisel is a cool idea but I never get around to actually making any blocks using it.

Thaumcraft is shit to be honest. Incredibly autistic yet incredibly overpowered.

Beta in 2009 or something

lookin good!

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On a somewhat unrelated note, I was playing minecraft a lot back in 2012. So much that I starting having dreams about it. The problem with those dreams was that my mind decided to meld the blocky computer generated world with hard logic. I quickly found that every corner of every block was a razor sharp 90°edge that would lacerate my skin with just one wrong step. I was struck with the curiosity of exploring my builds in the ultimate immersion and also painfully careful with the method I would wander the world. Buttons became target practice, stairs became death traps and grass became caltrops. The whole experience became one of my fondest memories of the game.

>this shit is readily available on youtube
>horny and curious 10-12 year old kids are gonna stumble upon this
I wonder how hard this is gonna warp fetishes, it's not nothing I know for a fact I got my fascination with erotic dancing from finding DoA Xtreme 2 pole dance videos on youtube.

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>round hips and tits
*BARF*

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playing modded minnecraft in a snow biome and making your house out of snow is peek comfy
just gotta live with a temp square hut till I get a little into mods to be able to go Full into whatr I want to make

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youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>You will never live in an apartment as aesthetic as this.

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It's all fun and games until the fucking glass shits itself

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oh yeah the autistic smegdreck shit is awful, I mean more like what the magic mods do

>bigger crafting table rather than having to craft 14 different components to make a thing
>requiring special ingredients, location, structures, etc.
>generic components actually usable for more than one machine

thaumcraft's system is autistic but it at least keeps itself fresh

Never in my life did I think I would have jerked off to minecraft porn but here we are.

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user, how'd you do the siding on the stairs?

looks like iron bars on slabs

Do you have brain damage?

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Oh no bros should I tell him? Those horny 13 year olds clearly didn't.

nothing confirmed though I was dropped on my head as a baby

>rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2963431
i have fapped to ponies but this, somehow, just doesn't do it for me

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!

Sometimes I wonder how kids that grew up with minecraft, and by extension, first jerked off to minecraft, will turn out.

My first fap was a monster girl when I was like 12. It was a lamia with huge fucking knockers and 4 arms. Fast forward over a decade later, and I'm into all sorts of weird stuff that would have most people go "OH GOD, HOW?" This is how I turned out exposing myself to that initial point in porn instead of some pornstar's tits or something.

But what about kids who had their first ever jerk to a minecraft girl getting railed by a horse? Do these become the apex degenerates that can get off to nothing else after going through every sick and twisted fetish there is - ultimately ending up like kitchen floor tile guy at the peak end of the spectrum?

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why does her ass inflate when the horse thrusts

I wonder how many people aspire to draw minecraft porn or animate it.

its a heavily modified TP using iron bars.

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Kids have jerked off to OG PPG when it aired, you underestimate how horny people can get

HOURLY REMINDER

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