ITT we tell people to play video games. If your name gets called get the FUCK off of Yea Forums and play that game IMMEDIATELY.
Jake, play Star Fox Assault
If you bitch about your name not being called you have to play one of those Elsa flash games. You have been warned.
David, go play Serious Sam: The First Encounter.
Jeremy, play Dark Souls
adam- better fire up the og ghost recon
Chris. Its time for you to play my friend pedro
Chris, Get your fat ass on the tarmac in Mario Kart DS.
Alex, go fucking play Super Mario Bros
Richard, play Fallout 1
pat - go buy 50 hearthstone packs and play for like 20 mins
Matt play risk of rain 2
Remember, we have latinos in here
JUAN! Go and play Minecraft.
Alexa, play Skyrim.
Steven, go to bed. You've been staying up too late, and you know it.
I have no idea what this this
I don't have a DS and I doubt my toaster could survive emulating a DS game
Hey jim what's good my man a few recommendations depending on what system you do and don't own
PC - Dmc4SE
Switch - Mario odyssey
Ps4 - Watch a movie on netflix
Xbox one - Rare replay Viva pinata
Have a good one jim
Paul play hollow knight
jacques, play torment tides of numenera
Calvin , go play Hollow Knight you little shit.
Begone, shills.
Jonathan, go fucking play Splatoon 2's dlc. If a retard like me can beat it, you can too.
fine paul, play risk of rain 2 with me
Nicholas, play Jet Set Radio.
Yes, Nick counts too you bitch.
Steve, go play Hollow Knight.
Tyrone, do Grand Theft Auto
Drake, play Hollow Knight, you little bitch.
Hey Chad play most recent sports game release on playstation triple then make fun of the Wii.
Hey James play Fire Emblem: Three houses.
Tim, play Alundra
MIkhail, go play some Dragon Quest.
Franklin, go play Alien Isolation right now. If you can't then go play thing thing 4.
tfw your name will never be guessed
>She made my kNight Hollow when she let me.
Shit man how did you know? Good call
Emily, go play Duke Nukem 3D.
Kevin you dumb fuck play Dicey Dungeons
Brennan/Brennon go play Yakuza 0
Rodney go play in traffic you stupid cunt
Ethan it's time to play some New Vegas.
James, you're stuck on Yea Forums forever
Aren't we all?
George, play Dragon Quest 5
go play minecraft
Ed, go play some Killing Floor.
Feels güd having a weird name
Daniel you ass, go and play Rune Factory already!
I've literally never been called in these threads
Richie you shit, finish the next game on your backlog. Subnautica if you're not sure.
Jules go and play Two Worlds 2, on multiplayer alone.
Todd, play fallout...new vegas
at least we can suggest games for other anons to play
it's not much but it's something
also Micheal, go play Slay the Spire.
Then get beat to death and drown yourself like a retard you dumb nigger.
Please no... no more...
Jordan,
Go play Assault Android Cactus
Go play Baba is You, Dongus
Sebastian, go play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Jose, go play Fallout: New Vegas.
user with Indian names like Ravinshki
Go play Factorio and hopefully raise your IQ
wow racist much?
Dovahkiin, go play some Fallout 76 from your dad's bethesda account.
Chris go play Fantasy Life
Morgan, go play Sly Cooper
Robert, go play Darkstalkers
Ernest, play Go! Go! Hypergrind.
Tyler go play fighting force
Danny, go play Gunpoint
Feels fan-fucking-tastic
Valentin
Go plays gears 4
CALL OUT MY NAME ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TELL ME WHAT I OUGHT TO PLAY
>he didn't read the spoiler in the OP
poor soul
Extremely generic white dude, go play tf2
okay cool, it was on my list
Jason stop being a little bitch and play Battle Network 3 White
Barry, go play miitopia
Seethe more faggot spacing namelet
user go play elsa flash games
You
Will play
DUSK
store.steampowered.com
If you liked the classic Doom / Quake / Wolfenstein you'll probably like it
You done fucked up son.
>Tfw this was the result I wanted all along
Time to go beat my dick off to pregnant Elsa m8s
Brett, play SoulCalibur VI.
okay, but only cuz you spelled it with an 'h'
Cody, play Minecraft you little shit
Filbert, go play Altered Beast.
Sean, start playing SoulCalibur Vi.
Jaxson go play devil survivor you fuck
Can I use mods?
Brandon you have to play candy crush
FUCK
Grant, you ought to try Sonic Mania.
>tfw uncommon name
Haha I ain't bitchin'
Just glad I don't have to put up with Yea Forums's shit taste
Francesca, play Megaman Legends!
i have been meaning to replay StarFox Assault so i'm gonna
my name is not jake tho.
Kaden, go play Jade Empire
only real nicks would know how to spell nicholas
Cameron, play Chromatic Violet
Yes
Zach, play project mirai DX you ass
Kitty, go play Friday the 13th
No, fuck Minecraft and everything related to it. Give me a decent game or btfo.
Devil survivor overclocked
Violet, go play with your dad's shotgun up your ass
Jose play Koikatsu
Chance, play Devil's Third
Gregory, play Serious Sam. Ask Gregori to play with you.
Abubahkr (and any other spelling) go play Bayonetta 1 and/or 2
Yo Thomas, speedrun Flingsmash
>I don't have a DS and I doubt my toaster could survive emulating a DS game
Y-you must be joking right?
Yo Angel, go and play 3D Dot Game Heroes, you smelly spic
I just stopped. I played like 10 hours today and am tired.
Iseult
Play myst
Cuddle up with something or someone soft and warm and have a good sleep, user.
Alex go play Fate/Grand Order
Taylor, play some Xenoblade Chronicles.
Hey Giovanni, play Bubsy in the Furbitten Planet (Bubsy 3D)
Yo Mohammed, try out Dream Daddy: A Daddy Dating Simulator
Shit I've never been called out so quickly before.
I don't have star fox assault though so fuck you
Hey Darius, play Prince of Perisa
HEY, MARIA! Go play Mortal Kombat and choose Scorpion. So you can GET OVER HERE!
Aaron, Erin, and Arin.
Play Super Mario Sunshine, and then go have a threesome
When ever I check these threads my name is never mentioned even though it’s a very common name, why is that?
>this thread
>my name isn't here
So comfy being Hispanic, none of you bitches get to recommend me your shitty games.
no
I must have ruined your day with that one, huh?
good
Too bad my name's not Maria
Alright Drew, play some splinter cell
Hey Arthur, play King's Quest
tfw I'm the most obscure knight at the table, and that's a good thing
Fernando play lego star wars
Hey Pepe/Giuseppe
Play Postal 2
Pedro, play Quest for Glory.
Luke, play KOTOR.
Francisco play Dragon Quest I.
Carl go play elf bowling 1 & 2 for the gba
Adrian, play Dofus.
>very common name
>still hasn't been called
John, go play ghost trick on am emulator.
Luigi
Play a wrestling game
No, my toaster really is that bad.
fuck you I do what I want.
>Ctrl f name
>get results
>its never someone telling me to play a game
:(
Call it with a rec and see if someone else responds.
Alejandro go play some total overdose
Adam, go play Metroid Other M.
Lancelot/Lance, play Kingdom Come
Martin, play Avernum. Or Exile, if you can get it to work.
Aiden, your mom's addicted to wine and stopped caring about your wellbeing last week when you turned 13.
Play Arkham Asylum, you zoomer cuck.
Adrian, you up for some Gurumin?
I don't have it sorry
Jules, play Battlefield 1943 (which somehow still has active servers on PS3)
Burt, play Darkspore.
Harry/Henry/Harris/Harrison/Henrik go play STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl.
>Chromatic Violet
I literally cant find anything on this game what the fuck is it?
Hans, go play Wolfenstein (the original)
Colton, sorry to hear your dad's back in jail for possession of meth.
Cheer yourself up with some Cruisin' World on N64.
ethan go play NiGHTS Journey into Dreams
right fucking now
What the fuck? Are you posting on Haiti with some excuse of a CPU thst runs on Windows 98 or something?
Charles, make sure you play some Deep Rock Galactic.
My name hasn't been said yet, and its one of the most common Anglo-saxon names.
I digress: Blake, you're gonna emulate the Ps1 classic, GOAT, can never be bested: Gubble
Have fun, fucker.
Percival, play Mordhau
Galahad, play the sword game in wii sports
Dalton, you're never gonna learn to skateboard.
Play Skate 2 to cope with this fact.
Brett, go play maplestory
>when your name is an alternate spelling of another name
Gareth, play crusader kings ii
Sam/Samuel/Samantha go and play Super Paper Mario
Yep, never ever club feels good. Thanks, mom.
Tom, I'm sorry that ashlynn dumped you but you've been acting like a sad sack of shit and I'm sick of it, so if (when) you see this, hit me up on steam. We're gonna burn through some classic Borderlands together.
Also, shave and take a shower first. Seriously. You were gross today, cunt.
Martin, play some crazy Taxi on Dolphin emulator
And then listen to Long Season by Fishmans
Eddie, go play Hotline Miami
fuck you Zack it still counts.
Emulate you sorry dingus
Justin you faggot get on League. Sick of waiting for you.
Lol, but thanks for not saying Pablo and José
I don't play indie shit
Pablo José Escobar, go play monopoly with a computer on hard mode
Jokes on you, I spell it with an "a", and I'm 22.
Also. Mohammed! play Madworld.
I never see this name come up, so
Kieran, play chess against the second-highest-level AI until you win
Shut up Garon, go play Phantom Dust
Donald, play Civ 5 and try not to fuck up the planet this time you cocksmoking hairpiece carrot
GBA emulators always give me trouble.
I don't want to hook the Wii Back up just for this, though.
Andy, go emulate Brain Lord for the SNES and beat that shit in a day you fat white fuck
because i never see my own name in these threads we'll see if i can get someone
Casey, go play Super Mario RPG
kyle play resident evil 1 remake
TRISTAN
TRISTEN
TRISTIN
TRISTON
TRYSTAN
TRYSTEN
TRYSTIN
TRYSTON
Go play Jade Empire
Shane, your terraria world hasn't been touched in months you neglectful son of a whore.
Joshua, go play TWEWY on the DS right the fuck now. If you don't have a DS, use a 3DS and use twilightmenu. if you really can't play TWEWY on those systems, end your life. Or alternatively play dwarf fortress
Oops, I almost forgot about you, Tristyn and Trystyn, you zoomer tards. You go play it, too
Hey, Tony, weren't you supposed to pick up Call of Cthulhu like, a year ago? What's stopping you you magnificent ass tumbler? Your kids can go hungry for a day.
>have a very common first name
>middle name is meme worthy and posted every day in almost every thread
This out to be fast.
there it is.
thats rude.
daniel, go play csgo
Leo, play some Red Earth. Buy a cabinet if you must.
Pepe play Mega Man Star Force
Gary, play a game just as terrible as you: Sonic 06
Dale, play some Deadly Premonition.
I tried but it emulates like shit on the DS emulator.
Will, you've played enough video games today. Work on your art.
Miguel, your sorry ass will play Hollow Song of Birds whether you like it or not. If you can't get the last stages to run at 60 fps then I suppose you could just play Paper Mario instead.
Peter, call in sick tomorrow and play some Brawhalla.
Gonna give you a break this time, Colin. You get to relax with some good old Portal/Portal 2
but you have to play the time trials
Mark play Persona 3.
I played Mario Odyssey already, I'm watching Hercules right now, action games like DMC can't hold my attention, but if Rare Replay ever comes to PC or Switch I'll pick it up
The last thing I need is Fire Emblem in my life
I know
Tyrone how bout you play some farming simulator and pick some cotton for me
>when the first spelling is the best and makes the most sense anyway, but dumbass gen xers and millenials keep fucking it up because they never read the book anyway and just want to jump on the pupular name bandwagon
Oh damn, you got me.
Not leaving Yea Forums, you can't make me
Ivan, go play IVAN.
Ryan, play some Freedom Force or you're fired.
But I already beat Persona 3.
Alexa play Kingdom Hearts. Embrace your inner fujoshi.
as a matter of fact I've been working on my art all day and now I want to relax with a game, so fuck you
Eric go play flight simulator x
Lisa, play LISA
FeMC on portable
>Tfw you have not common Polish name
Btw.
Ivan go play entire Witcher trilogy
Sick I love that one
Philip, go play Cave Story
I beat that as well. I'm pretty tapped out on P3.
Hey
Tyrese,
Marquis
Darnell
Terrell
Malik
Trevon
Tyrone
Willie
Dominique
Demetrius
Reginald
Jamal
Maurice
Jalen
Darius
Terrance
Andre
Darryl
if your nigger brain can read this, get back to your roots and load up some GTA:SA. No mods.
Olek, go play Bungee jumping with a rope around your neck, you smug bastard
Alright Fyodor play 999.
Fuggettaboutit
Isaac play Monster Hunter World
Goddamit Todd
>I forgot this headache existed
I was quite the foolish 11 year old
Shit nigga I dunno. Guess it's time for a real Shin Megami Tennessee game. Play Nocturne.
Name already got called.
Jared, buy a ps2 off craigslist and find a copy of Radiata Stories.
wtf You're the only guy to call me out and I just closed that game.
None of you brainlets have even come close to my name despite it being a common one
Jay, play Bully
Bob, play LSD Simulator
Looks like you gotta play some Elsa flash games, nigger
Bob, you should play some Earth Eternal.
Dante, play GameDev Simulator
Johnathan, play GodHand
Campbell, play Jak and Daxter
Luis, play GTA Vice City
Hey Max, play nuclear throne
>name not being called you have to play one of those Elsa flash games
Nonono.
Vlad, go play Doom.
cole, your mom needs some peace and quiet. close your door, stop jacking off to h-games and play minecraft.
Jokes on you, i already have with my niece
Riley, go play Twisted Metal. I don't care which one, just do it.
It's not an English name, but it's a popular one among anglo-celtic circles
>TFW nobody ever guesses your incredibly common british name, so you never get game recommendations
Should I play
The Witcher 3
Pillars of Eternity
Etrian Odyssey 4
Or play better games?
Hudson, play ocarina of time already.
you should play hide and go fuck yourself.
Ah fuck.
James-bro what up
I don't have that and I'm not buying it, fuck you.
Garret
Garrett
Garett
Garet
I'm sure your white trash trailer dwelling meth smoking excuse for a mother can't afford to buy you nice things, so we're gonna go ahead and give you Runescape, but you have to play it until you've maxed out a skill or build 2000 campfires.
I'd make a joke about the Force but I'm sure you've heard enough of those.
Jeff.
You get to play Deadly Towers. It's free. Have fun asshole.
Years later and my name still hasn’t been posted. Sad.
Shelby, Go Play Half-Life
alex / nathan, go play Persona 3. and finish Eva.
I have to say, Yea Forums, you're really putting in some effort with that name variety. Unfortunately, unless you try more names starting with R, then this shall be yet another thread where my name goes uncalled, and another thread where I get people to play what I feel like with no fear or retribution.
Thomas, I'm feeling like a real asshole, so just to give you more reasona to call my name, go play Daikatana.
jaakko suck my dick
Reginald
Raphael
Ron
Play Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights
Randy, go play Burgertime Arcade you fucking Cheeseburger Walrus
>Vice City
Sheeeeiiit, firing it up now.
my nigga. Now help me find a ROM
What, you called Fergus or something?
Simon, go to sleep. No video games for you.
Emuparadise with the workaround script?
Denzel
your moms a whore
go play scribbl.io until someone draws a cock
Alfred, you need to play one of the Wonder Boy 3 remakes. Doesn't matter which one.
>have a gookshit name
>bored out of my mind
someone just please recommend some DS/3DS games.
Ghaust, Milo, or Peter, Devil May Cry 2 is waiting for you
I have literally no idea how to do that. I'm about as computer literate as a gazelle.
Nope
Trace Memory
TWEWY
WarioWare Touch
Animal Crossing: WW
Pokemon Pearl
Rick, play some Champions: Return to Arms. If there's a Ronald handy, go play with them.
Ken
generate a ALTTP randomizer seed that has the magic mirror in the master sword pedestal and everything else is randomized. Then play that.
Ben, go play some Starsector.
Hey joey, go beat 2048 you casual piece of human garbage
>Trace Memory
played everything else on that list other than this one, ill check it out.
Fine, Robert, play Slay the Spire
I like having an easy name and my last name is equally strong and European. That combined with my good voice means if someone only interacts with me through a phone call or something I can project some gravitas if nothing else can
FUCKING FINALLY
...ok, I will.
reporting on
Craig, play Deus Ex
Wait a minute
In-development and paid?
Fuck you, Alexander Mosolov you fucking shill
Noah, play pokemon go
...yes
Pirate it.
Vasily, don't play anything different right now, but when Land of Chaos Online II comes out on Steam, play it incessantly.
You're not denying that you're Mosolov.
However, this is an option I had not considered
Liam, go play Bangai-O
Linking roms is a grey area, but the top post on reddit's r/roms has pretty much anything you'd need.
reddit.com
neva eva gonna happen. Also, trayvon go play With Yourself
Marcus, play Fusion Frenzy with just the AI until you feel the existential dread of loneliness
also fuck you Kaleb, play Getting Over It until you win
This is the closest in my 10 years on Yea Forums I've been to being called out in these threads
cheers
Joel, since you're not too different from me or some other dude, play some Soldat.
William, play QWOP and get a score of 10m or more.
Fuck you
What, you don't count Will as William? Are you the type to get upset because people call you Big Flappin Willie?
>Your name has constantly been in the Top 10 male names for the past century.
>Still don't get called.
Anyway, Benjamin go play Your Turn To Die (Discount Danganronpa)
>2005
Shit user, do you think he might be on here. With a name like I'm sure he is a social out cast like most of us
I have literally never been called Will or Bill
Fine bitch
OK
Well, clearly, you need to let your hair down a bit, get people to relax.
Sepiroth, go play FFVII and think about the social life your parents stole from you
Kurt, play some Crash Bandicoot. It'll be fun.
I've played enough Jak & Daxter to last me a lifetime though. All of my save slots have 100% completed playthroughs in them.
Brenton, play S.T.A.L.K.E.R CoC on master difficulty as Monolith
But im playing fucking Starsector already
jesus, fine, dualbooting away.
Meh looks fun I’ll give it a try
Oh, and William, once you've gotten the hang of QWOP, go ahead and download Getting Over It by the same guy, and beat the game.
Where do you live where you've literally never been called Will?
Norway
Hey, hey dude. It has a browser version dude. No need to jump over into Wangblows.
I never get called in these. Closest one was the nig variant of my name
Sorry bout that. It's a great game. Go play Breath of Fire then, doesn't matter which one.
but i haven't even played the campaign yet
Stefan, get to playing you some Wizards and Warriors.
I guess Yea Forums really is a low iq board after all, I'm just gonna go replay dragon's dogma. Peace losers.
Ralph, play Tales of the Tempest. You know what you've done.
It's a little disappointing, not gonna lie. Anyway, Troy, go play HEARTBEATrpg.
feels good, btw Alexis play umvc3 with me bby
Easiest game of my life
I am not doing that
Toby, go beat Diddy Kong Racing, you weenie.
Jesus user, go easy on him
Being too easy on him is what brought us to this point, user. No more half-measures, no more soft touch. Now it's time for tough love.
But it's a shit old game for boomers
Dunno who you wanted to fuck over, but I can top it.
Fred, go play Omicron.
Keegan, Keagan go play some fucking Spider-Man PS4
Reese, you must play Intelligent Cube. It is necessary.
James, play Custer's revenge
Connor, your pasty, freckled ass will be playing War of the Monsters. Get an emulator, if you must.
>Have an uncommon name
>Have an uncommon female name
>Have an uncommon foreign female name
>As a male
>People never even say my more common male nickname
Untouchable
Joseph, go kill your Arch-Tempered Nergigante already you pussy. I don't care if you're not HR50 yet, get there and do it.
Hector, play some Tekken 3.
Howard go play Cosmology of Kyoto
Camille, you should start playing Legend of Mana.
Okay sasha
Try something rarer and a different country, I thought my name was literally made up for most of my childhood
Dylan go play MGS3 on European extreme mode
Dylan, you son of a bitch, play some BroForce. Miss work until you finish it.
Marion?
>First result
Guess I'm out boys.
Later
That's closer in region, but still too common, I'd heard that name before when I was young
It's pretty common too.
Ramirez! Go hunt that monster!
why, man?
My name is common as fuck, in scotland that is.
TFW
>Name is decently common.
>Still never called.
>Never have to deal with y'all's trash taste.
Ned, play a Battle Royale game, and post a skin that you find attractive therefrom.
Angus, you should play some Age of Wonders 3. If you haven't already, buy the Eternal Lords expansion so you can have cute tigran ladies.
Real warm there, user.
Damn! I guess
Monty, I fucking hate you, and the only way to convey it is forcing you to play Limbo of the Lost.
Klaus, play ADOM.
Anthony, you know the drill. It's time to play some SMT Nocturne.
unironically was thinking about this earlier
already played that game through twice once with a friend, good suggestion though
Wally, you need to beat Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. Hurry.
Ayy
Miss
Only if you give me enough mods for me to not hate it. Moving like a snail and having enemies tank a fucking rifle to the face is unsatisfying
>tfw in the rare name club
bruh, i've already got all achievements in both hm and hm2, do i really need to play it again?
Malcolm, if you aren't playing Might and Magic VIII soon, your home will be demolished.
Gene, play some Everquest.
>Eric go play flight simulator x
Don't have it, gimme another one
He already did, and he beat it ON STREAM.
Alright i'll re downloaded and play it, what are some recommended mods should i use with it?
Project Brazil is okay if you don't to play straight up New Vegas again for the millionth time.
>pretty basic name
>never called
Hell yeah, bed time.
This guy sounds FUCKED.
Oscar/Oskar/Asgier go find a nice point-n-click to play or replay.
>be a male
>have a gender neutral name that is mostly used for females
Also, Tony, play Death Road To Canada
I want to play games so I'm calling myself out. Any other Devons/Devins ITT go emulate Threads of Fate.
Based, will do
Andrew you fat cunt clean up your piss bottles and go play some Mount & Blade Warband.
Sasha go play Transistor, it’s really good.
I don’t know what that is even
Joakim play Phoenix Wright
Fuck yeah, I love that game.
Fuck getting a cabinet tho, I'm off to fightcade right now.
Marcel, play some fucking DMC5.
this is a terrible name to have nowadays thanks to amazon lol
Matias, go play Banner Saga
Esther, play Max Payne
Ashley, Mario DDR calls for you
>tfw I'm called Mario
>everyone use it but not the way i would like to
It's suffering
Aiden, go play Batman Arkham Asylum.
Seth you big faggot play some Morowind
Crancor, finish Judgment already.
Fuck.
Damn it, it's not on PC..
>ctrl+f my name
>23 results
>none of them are actually my name
Who else here has a short name?
THANK YOU
Lucas, SMT III Nocturne, now!
Shit
Platform?
nice
These threads are shit when you have a foreign name
Cool! Vasiliy, go play Starfox 64 3D.
If I can find the ROM within ten minutes, okay.
Mohammed play microsoft flight simulator
Cody play Unteralterbach
:^)
Who else /namehasntbeencalled/ Chad?
>That feel with uncommon with multiple spellings
Gary, play some weeb shit
>different form of a common name
>not called yet
go on Yea Forums, I believe in you
thanks guys
American go play Quake 2
I already am somehow...
what the fuck no one ever calls my name in these things.
Felix, go emulate your game.
Still waiting and making callouts of my own.
Well fuck. I enjoyed how nobody gave a fuck about Slavs in these threads.
Oh well, both of these were in my backlog.
Sneed, continue being based
On it
Jonathan, go emulate Catz for the ps2.
Holy shit how did you find me....
Oh god I'm fucked. For now I'll play a game of auto chess in the second highest division.
Eric, go play a touhou game or someshit
Pietro, go play SimCity 4
Francesco, go play Binding of Isaac
Andrea, go play F-Zero
Marco, go play Aria of Sorrow
Luca, go play Dead Space
vaffanculo
>tfw my name won't be called because it's an uncommon Middle-Eastern name that starts with K
Also Michael/William/Tristan/Javier/Ondrej/Ottokar/John/Willson/Jan go play Darklands because that's an underrated great game.
Gavin, go play Fallout 1
Zack, go play Dead Space with the copy you stole from me, you fucking asshole.
Hunter, Archie - Go play Dominions 5
I've tried already user. I want to like it because it's Nick bait, but how do I get past the clunky controls?
Also Eric get off Warframe and go play Prey.
I'm a white Jalen.
Big Boss, go play Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>names getting called five or more times because no one wants to ctrl+F first
Joel, play Killing Floor 1
Lyle some Metal Wolf Chaos XD for you shitlord
Fuck you
go play some Quake Julian
Austin, go play tf2
Dima, play some NFS
I'll give you lads a hint.
Four letter name starting with G.
I don't think it's that uncommon, but I wouldn't call it normal.
Kane, go play Recettear
i don't have a wii dude. Also Micah go play Silent Hill 4
joke's on you I haven't seen anyone today other than my weed dealer. guess i'm pirating borderlands.
Brad/Bradley go play Soul Reaver you uncultured little twat
ugh, fine
Nah, I have Ion Fury to play later. Maybe afterward.
>420 replies
>not a single retard got my name
diego suck my dick you gotta play danganronpa since you're a literal brainlet
Pasquale, go play some Stardew Valley
Sixten go play Planescape Torment
Gabe
Greg
Gage
go play Hitman: Blood Money
"no"
Abdel, go play your favorite game.
decided to look up common names in random countries to help anons out that aren't in the states. hope i can get a few of you.
>Sota
Doom 2016
>Haruto
Everspace
>Finn
Factorio
>Luca/Luka
Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy (you can decide which of the 3 you wanna play)
>Aarav
Dishonored
>Muhammad
The Forest
>Enzokuhle
Nuclear Throne
>Lubanzi
Bastion
>Juhani
Deadly Tower of Monsters
>Mikael
Life Goes On
>Aндpeй/Andrei (not sure if the russian spelling is correct. just trusting a website)
Star Wars Republic Commando
>Bитaлий/Vitaly (another russian name where im not sure if the spelling is correct)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
lastly lets do two girl names.
>Jennifer
The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
>Mary
BattleBlock Theater (i recommend you get a friend)
i hope i was able to get at least one of you guys :p
Eh close enough to my name, not bad.
Omar play Kirby's Epic Yarn
Fuck you got me
Fuck you Portal is shit
Dolores try Elite Beat Agents.
It's gonna be fallout 2 because i have that one installed. What's my specialisation gonna be?
Corey, play ducktales
No U that game is shit
João, go play Fortnite battle royale
Matheus, Go play the outer wilds
Caio, go play Madden 08
Dimitri/Dmitri, go play any Fire Emblem game.
Falkyn, play Minecraft
That's not a real name.
Already did the other day
Gracjan. Go play some Solitaire
Gambling
oh dam, i will. i love that game. thanks dude
I've already beat it 3 times though
Antonio, go play tekken
>ctrl+f "cory"
>zero results in the entire fucking thread
guess my name is just too lame and faggy.
...
one letter off but close enough.
Victor go play Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga pls it's a really good game I hope you like it :)
Rodrigo, play Oblivion and use a bunch of silly mods.
Gino go play Fallout 2
Nolan, play Metal Arms on your console of choice.
Kelly play rune factory 3
Pierce, get to beating Class of Heroes 2.
>tfw your name never gets mentioned in these threads despite being a pretty common female name
Silva, you have to play fortnite battle royale for 5 hours.
suffer
Perry, beat the entirety of the dotHack IMOQ games.
Charlie play Sunrider Mask of Arcadius. you'll probably be glad you did.
I don’t have a wii, dude. Sorry.
Also, Julian go play Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash.
SHIT
Jessica
Sarah
Mia
Go play The World Ends With You.
Mack, quit drinking, and get yourself a copy of Heroes of Ruin.
Already beat it twice. Dont even care I'll do it again bitch
Came back to check, finally get called. Told to play the game I'm already playing.
I just realized how much of a Dovahkiin tier name Drake must have been when someone first used it.
Müller, occupation (miller)
Schmidt, occupation (smith)
Schneider, occupation (tailor)
Fischer, occupation (fisherman)
Weber, occupation (weaver)
Meyer, occupation (originally a manorial landlord, later a self-employed farmer)
Wagner, occupation (wainwright)
Becker, occupation (baker)
Schulz, occupation (medieval sheriff)
Hoffmann, occupation (steward or courtier)
Schäfer, occupation (shepherd)
Koch, occupation (cook)
Bauer, occupation (farmer or peasant)
Richter, occupation (judge)
Klein, trait ("small", "short" )
Wolf, perhaps derived from forename (e.g. Wolf, Wolfgang, etc.) or trait ("wolf-like")
Schröder, occupation (tailor or wine shipper)
Neumann, trait ("new")
Schwarz, trait ("black-haired")
Zimmermann, occupation (carpenter)
Go play Crazy Bus
Erik, play Dragon Quest 9 you can make your own party, fucking minstrel motherfucker. That's your starting class, minstrel.
As we approach bump limit I want you all to know that I'm getting away game free tonight
Also, Raymond, emulate Puyo Puyo on Genesis (Or Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine if that's your thing)
Sajit, go play Devil May Cry
Good taste
Neil, stop messing around and play some Dungeon Hack.
fuck you
Hey, Steven, please play Rabi-Ribi.
This was the first time my name has ever been guessed and I was actually planning to play Silent Hill 4 too. I finished 3 recently.
Fuck I wish i’d read this yesterday. I’ll play it when I get off work in six hours.
>Name is still not called
Foolish idiots, I have used the power of my Stand [ROLL CALL] to erase my name from every human language despite how common it would be. You will never be able to guess it now.
it's not even that hard
Crap guess I gotta hunt it down now
Why couldn't you've said Shadow Warrior or Castlevania instead.
donald trump go play CSGO
Um, Jack? If there's any Jacks around then they have to play Megaman 4.
Not a single mention if my name, and it's not even uncommon in Scandinavian countries and Russia. Guess it's Yea Forums for me today.
Agustin, your day of calling has come. Play Alone in the Dark.
>name hasnt been called
You fags will never get me to play video games.
Janusz, play stellaris
Comrade Yuri, you will play Mario Party and do everything in your power to trigger a Bowser Revolution.
It's Elsa flash games for you, then.
I don't have hollow knight
Okay but I don't have you added on steam
Jeremiah.
Derrick.
Curtis.
Go play "Emily Wants to Play"
>If you bitch about your name not being called you have to play one of those Elsa flash games. You have been warned.
Should have read the spoiler Ludvik Perkele
yup
>mfw slav name
Carlos, play Age of Mythology
Lucas, go play SpaceChem.
Even just having a spic name will do to trip these fags
>tfw they can't even pronounce your name correctly
Feels good. Hard R is the best casual filter.
Jerry, go play XCOM you little shit
based german american
Kenneth, Edward, Brian, Matthew, Timothy, Larry, Jeffrey, Scott, Jerry, Dennis, Walter, Patrick, let's live the life!
Gottfried you dumb nigger go play Gothic 2
Eric, go and play dark messiah of might and magic
Idz grac w Wiedzmina Andrzej.
Fuck fine.
Come here Johnny-boy, it's Demonophobia time
John, (yes, this also counts Jean, Jon, Johann, Jens, Ivan, Sean, and Owen, and Janus) go play minecraft
Ali Go play Monster Hunter U3
Vaffanculo anche a te
Hahaha, time's up,Yea Forums! Once again, it's my win! You got pretty close this time, I'll give you that.
What the fuck I was just replaying Arkham City
Also rude