OH NO NO NO NO PIRATEBROS WE CAN'T PIRATE IT DAY ONE

>Playing Borderlands 3
>ON PC
Dumbfucks

Can someone tell me the appeal of gold weapons? They're literally just skins with even less effort put into the coloring scheme but are somehow seeping into every pre-order deal.

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It shows you spent money so it appeals to the kind of people retarded enough to preorder things.

EGS is such a fucking joke.

Oh noes, that will surely ruin my life.
Can't miss out on this BADASS game right ?

Sauce.

What kind of a faggot even uses gold weapons? That's some true plebian behavior.

>Playing Borderlands 3

FTFY

this shit will be cracked like 2 weeks after release
theres definitely a demand for it

I'm surprised he has any good will left from the community after Colonial Marines.

>nice gold fgt

See: It won't, and you cucks will have to buy it

desu im a buyfag but knowing piratefags it'll be cracked relatively soon
also anyone could have predicted that it would use denuvo, what AAA game in 2019 doesnt?

>desu im a buyfag but knowing piratefags it'll be cracked relatively soon

By soon, you mean a couple months. Total War Three Kingdoms was eventually cracked after a few months; so enjoy the wait.

kek, i waited 1 year for Lords Of the Fallen dude, and that game was like 10$ before it was cracked and i still didnt buy it, same with just cause 3

but theres a pretty high demand for borderlands 3. its one of those "never ever" type games so theres gotta be a big demand for a crack for poorfags

But painting your weapons gold takes away the colors and designs of the weapons.

>OH NO NO NO NO
Can you people fucking beat your head in and destroy the repeat process please. its been literally years.

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>yfw gearbox's hired assassins show up at your door for pirating

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>its one of those "never ever" type games
what does this mean?

They're only good if they turn things killed by them into gold statues

>Epic is banking hard on BL3 being a huge success to validate all the money they're dumping on their exclusivity deals
>Already janky and buggy storefront/servers likely to see huge spike of traffic the day of release and beyond
>Gearbox's last big, non-remastered games have been TPS (shuttered their aussie studio) and Battleborn (notable laughing stock of the internet)
>Writing of the free DLC is indicative of how terribly written BL3 is gonna be
Those skins are ugly anyways, making the whole gun a uniform color like that without something to break it up makes it unappealing to look at. And I suppose that means when it releases on other platforms those users won't get those skins, since you can't pre-order a game thats already released.

>>Writing of the free DLC is indicative of how terribly written BL3 is gonna be

Post an example, the series has always had bad writing.

>borderlands 3 gets cracked first week
>steamfix patch same week
>thousands of people pirate and play multiplayer together and Yea Forums has dozen of pirated multiplayer threads
screencap this

who cares.

Literally anything out of Vaughn's mouth the entire time. I only wish Ellie had shotgunned him in the gut the second his first cutscene ended. Pick any point and listen for a few minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=Uw2X-zH-9HE

you

Not assassins but people in suits came in and asked some personal questions

Help

>playing
fucking lazy kids. You should be working

Oh no lvl 5 gold weapons that become garbage less then a hour into the game, whatever will I do without a pre order

>FPS on a controller

I want halo kids to leave