Chad/Virgin friendship

I need games where losers and winners team up to eventually form an unlikely friendship. Bonus points if the friendship makes them both better people. Otacon brought out the humanity in Snake and Snake turned Otacon into a pussy slaying chad.

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Otacon was always a pussy slaying Chad. He fucked his stepmom and could have fucked his stepsister if he wanted.

I wouldn't call him a traditional chad, but he's definitely a pussy slayer

I see two virgins

I see three

Is it ever even confirmed that Snake fucks Meryl? I think he's more of a virgin than Otacon was tbqh

>He fucked his stepmom and could have fucked his stepsister if he wanted.
Reminder that Julie Danziger was an acquaintance of Dr. Strangelove who raised Otacon as a kid and likely /ss/ with him before he married Huey.

>Is it ever even confirmed that Snake fucks Meryl?
Nope. Snake likely died a virgin.

The real question is if he fucked Otacon

Snake isn't a faggot and neither is Otacon, so no.

>fucked his stepmom causing his dad to commit suicide
>Sniper Wolf was nice to him one time before she died
>Emma wanted to bone him for years but he no way fagged her before she also died
>Naomi actually fucked him once before dying of cancer the next day
>now he's the legal guardian of a Russian loli who he dresses up as a maid and keeps locked up on his plane
What an awful love life

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>being asexual is bad!

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Plus Sunny confirms in MGR that Otacon fucks bitches left and right

I didn't said that

Snake 100% banged Meryl after MGS1

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Does Big Boss actually fuck Eva or /ss/ with the Boss? I'm starting to suspect that the only Snake who actually got laid was Raiden

Otacon is like the least virgin character in the series, he canonically fucks at least three different women

Well I had meant in the beginning, we only start seeing him fuck bitches after he becomes acquainted with Snake.

>Otachad
>virgin

I never understood the whole "Snake isn't a real human thing" that Kojima says, I mean the guy acts more human than the man whom he was cloned from.

pretty sure snake fucked Meryl after mgs1

Bump.

Big Boss fucked EVA at the end of MGS3

I just assumed he lied naked with her and got drunk before passing out.

I thought the entire point of MGS1-2-4 was to point out Snake is a better person and human than Big Boss.

Snakes just autistic and emotionally crippled until otacon lightens him up a bit, he's not a virgin

That's the point. How do you not get it when you literally just answered what you claim to not get ?