>You fought in the Console Wars?
You fought in the Console Wars?
Luke Martinez
Chase Wilson
Justin Mitchell
The Nintendo side, the Sega side, I fought both as a Idort Master.
Henry Williams
no, the meme wars
Aiden Fisher
"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Playgames the Wise?"
>No.
"I thought not. It's not a story the mods would tell you. It's a shitposter legend. Darth Playgames was a gamer so powerful and so wise, he could use his wallet to influence the game developers to create... games... He had such a knowledge of shilling, he could even keep the series he cared about... from dying."
>He could actually... save gaming?
"The way of the true gamer is a path to many abilities... some consider to be... unethical."
>What happened to him?
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his video games...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice stole his games and killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save games from death... but not himself."
>Is it possible to play these games?
James Carter
Not on the PC...
Dominic Sanchez
Pretty good
Asher Fisher
Victory, one-sided it was. Sony held great power. Lineup, too strong.
Christian Williams
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
Parker Gomez
and he was a good friend
Blake Harris
He was the best shitposter in the board and a cunning troll.
Nicholas Cox
yeah, the ps2 was great.
Charles Martinez
and he was a good friend
Austin Walker
Yes, I was once a shitposting NEET, same as your father.
Samuel Sanders
How did my father get banned?
Carson Walker
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THE IDORTS ARE EVIL
Carson White
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO GAMERS NOT ENABLE THEIR AUTISM
Cameron Jackson
>What's wrong Annie?
"I... I trashed them."
"I trashed them all."
"They're review bombed, every single one of them."
"And not just the AAA releases, but the Japanese imports, and the indies too."
"They're like shovelware, and I slaughtered them like shovelware."
"I HATE THEM."
Thomas Lopez
Startrek is better.
Gavin Richardson
drink bleach, fuck stain
Thomas Harris
snes won but genesis was and still is totally worth it
snes had a much better sound chip and better exclusives
I like the way genesis looks but I found that a lot of the games on that system had the main character sprites take up half the screen and were set in odd place. Also Alien 3 was terrible.
Vectorman was the shit tho so its got some tit for tat
Oliver Watson
Nathan Parker
I was an Xbro, same as your father. Until the dark times...and the Xbox one...
Chase Gonzalez
Why is Star Wars posting so great?
Charles Brown
>Great power, Sony held.
Fixed.
Andrew Williams
Based
Benjamin Long
No, but I ws told the legend of Iwata the fun.
Oliver Richardson
>I don't like Arcades. They're hot, rough and irritating, and there's gum everywhere.
>Not like my room.
Jackson Gomez
WELL, THEN YOU'RE WRONG!
Isaac Clark
Wasn't this an episode of the CAD cartoon?
Brandon Fisher
we all lost when /pol/ came in
Isaac Williams
A young janitor named DarthVader !ULyTjzuRs, who was a Steam friend of mine until he became a rulefag, helped the mods hunt down and destroy the console warriors
He betrayed and banned your father
Gavin Hernandez
kek
Dylan Rodriguez
I don't like DRM, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Nicholas Hughes
I find your lack of fun disturbing.
Jaxon Martin
>this thread
Aaron Martin
go back
Luis Bailey
>trying this hard to fit in
Samuel Parker
But what about the bot attack on the reviews?
Samuel Young
No... I am a Gamer, like my father before me.
Christian Williams
>Rule of Two
>There's three consoles
Landon Nelson
An off-topic thread can only mean one thing...
Wyatt Cruz
fuck off
Ayden Lee
You poor pathetic soul. I AM the console wars.
Jose Foster
Well of course i fought em, im Yea Forums
Grayson Campbell
>switch
>ps4
>PC
I really don't think any of us count PC as a console though.
Jace Scott
SONY WINS AGAIN BABY
Robert Torres
S-sir we looked all over but there were no signs of any games to be found.
Carson Clark
Consoles, eh? Powerful, you think. Wrong, you are. Power of the PC, I see in you. Balance to the Force, you will Bring. Train, you must.
Isaac Hernandez
Matthew Collins
I felt a great disturbance in the market, as if dozens of Wii U owners cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Brody Peterson
>6th Generation: Dreamcast/PS2/Gamecube/Xbox.
>Winner: PS2
>7th Generation: PS3/Xbox 360/Wii
>Winner: Xbox 360
FACTS
Nathaniel Kelly
Can we get a vocaroo of this?
Camden Lee
I think PC won gen7. That was the gen no one console had enough games to have to have them. It was the gen to leave them behind.
People died man.
Landon Ward
>>Winner: Xbox 360
LOL
Josiah Hill
>The time is apporaching, if not already here, where the only difference between machines is what they want to upload to them for you to download and be permitted to rent the gaming license for
Kevin Barnes
Isaiah Sullivan
Forget you ever saw this thread and go back
Jackson Bennett
>Are you coming to Yea Forums, master?
>Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics
Adrian Perry
>Tries to trick a young adolescent farm boy into training to become a Jedi for the sole purpose of making him kill his own father
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
Joseph Scott
It's not like Yoda tried to stop Luke either. besides being senile.
Jeremiah Flores
To be fair, his father was the second-biggest cunt in all of space. There was no good time to tell Luke about it, as any second lost could get Princess Leia killed, and eventually could get whole planets destroyed. Hopefully they would have told him if he completed his Jedi training though.
Cooper Peterson
GENERAL Yea ForumsNOBI
I feel like Grievous would be an Xboxfag
Ryan Campbell
>Mr Newell. I take it your scale has been destroyed. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.
>In the name of the PC gaming community, you are fired, Tim
>Are you threatening me, Valve CEO?
>The sales will decide your fate.
>I AM THE SALES
>Not yet!
>It's competition, then
>*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH*
>available only on the Epic Games Store
Levi Wilson
fixed
Christian Wood
Reminder that the conslewar didn't start until the Wii/PS3/360 generation when the internet was prevalent.
Juan Cooper
What about Sega does what Nintendon’t
Owen Rodriguez
>Vader asks the Emperor where Padme is
>The Emperor calmly explains to Vader that it was his anger that killed her
>Which is 100% true. Padme dies of a broken heart due to Anakins anger, as dumb as that sounds.
>The Emperor later learns of Lukes lineage and lowkey tells Vader that he's 'Anakins' son. Wink wink.
>Gives Vader the green light to recruit Vader jr instead of just outright killing him like every other Jedi for the last twenty years.
Look, I'm just saying the Sith had some good ideas. Also it's not feasibly possible for 6 million Jedi to be killed in such a short amount of time.
Parker Price
>474175817
His color scheme is already on the mark, plus that 360 era man.
Benjamin Foster
Shitpost part aside, that recruitment was actively asking Vader to kill himself so Palpatine could have a shiny new toy.
Nathan Perry
You caught me, it's all shitposting. But keep in mind it was Vader who brought up turning Luke in the first place.
Lincoln White
>I played them, I played them all. Not just the xbox, but the xcube and xsphere too.
Matthew Gomez
>Consoles, eh? Powerful, you think. Wrong, you are. Power of the Arcades, I see in you. Balance to the Force, you will Bring. Train, you must.
Fix'd
Jordan Smith
>THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS
Wyatt Green
Fucking-extremely-underrated
Colton Hernandez
>implying that fag knows about the great hero Segata Sanshiro
Blake Gonzalez
>I bypassed the DRM
Nolan Hughes
>renders furry porn in 4k
>WATCH THOSE RED ROCKETS
Austin Miller
And this, ladies and gentlemen is how do we spot new trilogyfags.
Jackson Long
>And we're proud to announce our new AAA title won't have microtransactions, DRM, "subtle" political messages, or poorly thought out expansions released only to catch on to new trends.