Put all your points into INT and END

Most who choose the human class are shitters though. Half of them need to be carried and don't know what they're doing. The other half die from starvation, disease, and each other. Ants are much more fun to play and has fewer shitters.

>Putting ALL your points in INT

Kek, that old trick eh. Congratulations, you're now a lifeless organism at the bottom of the ocean with no means to do anything.

>max out INT
>dump WIS

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Which is the most INT thing you can do on Earth.

>yfw ant players getting ganked by microbes and fucking mite classes
Yeah, some "top tier" you have there

>a lifeless organism
shit dude you only got 2 int

>make new human
>go out of my way to burn ants using a magnifying glass in starter area
who /devilish/ here

>not playing a mosquito
>not rekt'ing humans ez style
Git gud

>he thinks humans have high END
I cannot think of any other species on this planet that's more ill adapted to its environment. Humans are the personification of the "jack of all trades, master of none".

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>no fur, can't survive winter without artificial clothing
>has to cook his meat or he'll get a tummy ache and die
>dull teeth and finger nails can't cut through things, has to rely on tools to do basic things
>blind at night
>shit hearing
>has to put in tons of effort to build and keep muscle
>can't detect earthquakes days before they happen
loling @ humans

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>make new human
>take control of a major guild by shitposting in chat
>use my new influence to kill 6 million human players with a different class than me by using the guild registry and kicking them while they're in guild locked zones so they can't escape
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

There's a perma potion for humans which makes them immune to your best attack. Sorry.

Human ability to run long distances was key to them becoming apex. We would literally chase our prey until they fell down from exhaustion then kill them.

If that doesn't exemplify Endurance then I don't know what does.

>can't survive winter without clothes
Doesn't matter when they can just exploit production mechanics to warm to world

Humans have ridiculously high endurance. It's the one physical thing we actually excel at.

>pick mosquito
>spawn in Africa
jackpot

>turned into burger patty
WHAT THE FUCK

>put all your points in bit
>youtube.com/watch?v=q0Wx154M-kM

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Never heard of the stories of early humans chasing prey in order to exhaust them?

>ants are much more fun
Lmao, here's your one and only quest bro, enjoy repeating it forever

>make new human
>auto rolled into the wrong faction
>have to pretend to be sorry for previous player's actions
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN

Big talk from an endangered class

tfw copy and pasted chinese and indians too much, now half the planet is them

>more ill adapted
>spread across the planet from Sahara to Antarctica and around again
Don't fall for memes, ya dip

>can invent artificial clothing to survive and be comfortable anywhere
>can invent tools to cook anything to make it edible
>can invent tools to do anything
>can invent lights to see at night
>can invent tech to make good hearing obsolete
>can invent tech to make bodybuilding obsolete
>can invent tech to make earthquake secure buildings
Lmao'ing@non-humans 2bh

>High enough int to use off-class armor like fur effectively
>High enough INT that can combine food for improved buffs and heals
>High enough END to just outlast opponent. High enough INT to off-class weapons effectively
>High enough INT to abuse fire for light
>High enough CHA that there are multiple humans to hear. Also vision master race.
>Tons of effort for a useless stat. Str is shit, get the feat that gives +dmg per INT, scrublord
>Y-Y-YEAH WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GIANT PUSSY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>most feared animal
>has the highest monetary value of any animal, humans love to milk liquids that come from their BSS
>first animal on land
Yeah, I'm thinking they're based

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If you’re a bee farmer that’s pretty cool. I don’t know why fuckers keep messing with bees

remember when the developers actually cared about creativity?

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kek

what game u retard?

Why do humans always think they're OP? There's no real metric by which they can claim to be "winning", pretty much every insect class has more biomass on the planet.

Who /shroom/ here? My guild is infiltrating humans stuff and fold to fuck thel up

>dies by the hundreds to a single snail

humans will win eventually, once we flood the land and drown all the other shitty animals

>quantity > quality
insectfags are the fucking worst

Do you not understand how the Humans's Sweat ability works?

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Quality by what metric you fucking two legged faggot.

>1v1 me scrub

It's a team game :)

>going after idiots who somehow don't understand that low INT humans are worthless
might as well pick tardigrade, fuck off to space and not do anything, it'll be about the same amount of fun

>Cambrian, Paleozoic, Mesozoic Expacs
>Bounding with creativity
>Low powercreep means unconventional builds are actually viable
>Ocean maps are actually competetive

>Current version
>All creativity gone because of powercreep and "lmao asteroid"
>"Our idea for a land build is a thing covered in hair"
>"Uuuuuuuh and it has four limbs"

imagine being so shit you lose to a rat

Ability to build up resources and capital. Human intelligence means they have an infinite upwards expansion, while even the hardiest of insects is forever limited by environment and available food to spread outwards instead of upwards. Basically r vs k sexual selection endgame.

a.k.a being a human lmao

39 million dollars per gallon baby :^)

>sprays you and your family with pesticide
gg no re

>guildmates not believing the leaks about the climate disaster expansion

Except your high resource costs for "muh big brain" means your "resources and capital" don't actually mean anything since you have one of the highest costs per person (and still can't even 1v1 the big mammals lol)

>jack of all trades
Humans are weak and slow. But they are smart, have the best endurance of any land animal ever, have dexterity to use tools and are actually pretty durable.

>can't 1v1 the big mammals
*sharpens stick"
Nothin personell kid

How the fuck is this even balanced?

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I read somewhere that Israel put a bunch of these guys on the moon so that in 1 billlion years there will be life on the Moon

You can't call it an expansion when the devs are removing content you retard. You fell for their marketing crap.

>can't even 1v1 the big mammals

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>max out wis
>dump int

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Those artificial mounts gobble so much resources that they don't even use them much against each other nowadays, nevermind other class. Awesome but impractical.

Literally submissive faggots, fuck D*G players

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BUT MUH VERTEBRATES DUDE. LMAO DUDE MAKING VIABLE ARTHROPOD BUILDS? NUH UH LETS JUST ADD ANOTHER BORING, BROWN, SHIT TIER MAMMAL OR BUFF HUMANS AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOO

You can't get that perk without putting points into DEX.

>earns trust of master through action
Perfect co-op partner.
>cats literally force master to trust them
Based cat players.

>He doesn't make up a colony of millions upon millions of individuals that operate with such efficiency that it baffles pathetic vertebrates
>He hasn't ruined countless ecosystems and wrecked countless species by being blatantly overpowered compared to everything else
>He doesn't single-handedly make up 15-25% of the mass of all terrestrial organisms
>He doesn't have over 22,000 species
>Over 10 quadrillion in existence
>He cant lift 50 times his own mass (lol dyel)
>He doesn't form miles long armies on the forest floor devouring and tearing apart everything that gets in the way
>He doesn't form bridges and ladders from the sheer number of bodies own
>He isnt the bane of every other animal's existence

LOL get good scrubs

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>>He doesn't have over 22,000 species
The thing with these kind of "if life was an mmo" stuff is how we define classes. Species, genus, or perhaps even the literal class?

Also muh doggo faggot humans are reddit as fuck.

Ants are only fun if you hit the jackpot and roll a queen. The females have to play on hard mode and the males die after literally one shot of semen.

*dabs*

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Quick question.
Saw a few players who are able to combine the Primate evo tree with the Sapien tree.
Is this a glitch? They were saying they know how to get free character houses, food, and how to avoid paying guild dues.

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Are you for real, humans are literally the poster child for endurance
Why do you think we're so good at marathon running

Fuck you counterpicking tryhard piece of shit.

Did you know that insects are going extinct because of humans?

>Humans having high endurance
Throw an average human against an average elephant and the elephant would win every time.

>those humans who put more points into FAITH than INT and made measles a viable build again
Bless them

How the fuck does that have anything to do with endurance

Literally impossible, and if it ever happens Humans will btfo themselves like the shitters they are

>Blocks attacks
>Intimidates and weakens resolve in enemies
>Finds hidden objectives and players
>Boosts morale and resolve in teammates
>Cures mental debuffs
>Pack tactics perk gives attack bonus to hit
>Max Charisma to make friends with all species and guilds
>Played by the most loyal user's you'll ever meet.
Yea, I'm thinking Dog mains are based.

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>Implying a few deaths matter when we have infinite spawns

You may win a few battles but you'll lose the war!

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Name me another species on earth that does physical exercise for fun and not survival

bend over

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>dies to plague

>max luck stat
>loot worlds strongest weapon and 1 billon gold
>from a lvl 1 mob
heh nothing personell kids

Best insect class reporting

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>he doesnt know about the abyss server

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>Literally impossible
Someone hasn't been looking at the news lately.

>Camps your source of water

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shhh don't tell him

>last active: ~2000 years ago
Why doesn’t he play his own game?

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I'm just glad we have a high enough int to not shit worms out of our asshole.

Everything else isnt a prob anymore.

He started a new account a while ago

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CROCBOIS WW@

>Implying
That's probably that Sobek mod from the Egyptian days

>Get several good colonies going
>Anteater spawns and attacks the capital
>Its 'Bane of ants' perk means we don't get to retaliate and it gets to retaliate before we attack
Tier two animal my ass, fuck this bullshit!

Don't mind me, just posting shit that will keep the reddit guild away they fear how ants molest their own sisters

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Does notch play minecraft?

>leaves some vague rules for his guild before logging off for a while, basically just "don't be dicks to each other"
>checks in a bit later
>everyone's team killing each other

>takes points out of INT and puts them in MELANIN
worst subrace

>insuckts can't even claim the title of top tier arthropod
OH NO NO NO NO

>his class is so shit no one plays it
lmao @ you

Running is dexterity, tanking damage is endurance. The elephant is the definition of endurance, running away is not something to be proud of.

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little monkey fella

He does, he's just waiting to set his visibility to online. Truth is he has a secret server that you can only get to if a hidden stat gets high enough and you join a specific subfaction.

So uh, what's up with all these players originating from the euro server who keep going on team killing sprees? Is it really just because they didn't get the sex perk?

>kills you
hehe nothing personal kid

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You're conflating endurance with constitution.

>be insuck
>wake up
>suck the queen's dick
>hide from anything bigger than you
>see chad Centipede
>try to run away
>he catches you

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Dont worry theres a big patch coming soon

Freshwater scarcity and the end of the humanism event are coming down the pipeline

>centipedecucks know they can't compete for best arthropod so they stay in their lane with insects
Good centipede, know your place

Why cant we just kill all spiders and insects?

>the capacity to last or withstand tear or wear
>literally has race as its adjective definition
user...

t. not top tier in anything

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CON build motherfucker

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>implying
Get fucked, centicuck

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It fucking better, the phytoplankton class is gonna become unviable and then the whole server is going down

>Not putting all your points into LCK and CHR
Easymode

doing things for fun has its basis in survival

>reverts to character customization to avoid permanent death

mods nerf this pls

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>Put all your points into INT
Some people clearly dumped all their points in LCK

F-Fuck you

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Don't you mean NA server?

>originating

It's a glitch originating from the NA server, somehow EU got it too

rumor has it the devs will be focusing on adding more pvp, so it should be interesting

I managed to mod my croc to have the opposable thumbs perk and class-restricted weapons. You should see the people ragequitting en masse when I join a server.

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>scarcity of a renewable resource
This game has never had good writers.

>what is privatization
>what is vaporization
>what is pollution

Classic Yea Forums, contrarian for its own sake!

I wish ur guild the best of luck in the coming boogaloo event

>humans have been larping, worshiping or creating fantasy hybrid classes with them since beta
>no one wants to play them
What'd he mean by this?

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I wonder how many years it will take until the Medical Science DLC finally gets here and boosts our VIT stats and healing potions. Shame it'll most likely be behind an absurd paywall.

>Help
>You can lend your aid to another creature in the completion of a task. When you take the Help action, the creature you aid gains advantage on the next ability check it makes to perform the task you are helping with, provided that it makes the check before the start of your next turn.

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He's a notorious smurf and he thinks endgame content is trash

>Implying all the human "gods" weren't just mods

>>has the highest monetary value of any animal, humans love to milk liquids that come from their BSS
Explain

>tfw guy you're playing with never logs on again
maybe next expansion right guys?

>Low CD skill that has the largest DoT on the server
How is this not nerfed yet?

>t.

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Scorpion venom is worth 39 million dollars per gallon

>one of the weakest classes in the game gets a HUGE buff

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Why? What is it used for?

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can we make penguins, antartic doggos or not?

To sate the human women's desire for BIG SCORPION STINGERS
Medical purposes

Haha this is fake right haha

>more ill-adapted to its environment
Humans can live naked from Scandinavia to the Sahara, there aren't many species that can pull that off - and the ones that can, like mice, we call hardy, versatile animals

>can't create a new save, you only get one playthrough
>really easy to get killed
>no respawns
>health items are fucking slow and most injuries permanently lower your HP
This game is fucking brutal.

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STR>DEX

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the age of man is over

Never going back to the Florida server. What the fuck devs?

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False

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>jack of all trades master of none
More like master of all trades, and also the entire world, checkmate animalfags. inb4 reptilian-posters, if you're so good why do you wear human skin retards.

That is one brave goose chap I'll give you that

Crocs and gators are like night and day. Assuming they're similar beyond sharing a model is a scrub error that could cost you your character.

What the fuck
How long has this been a thing?

My dudes penguins flying like this literally breaks the laws of physics.

Dude it's true my uncle is a moderator in Jesus's faction

Judging by definiton 2, humans have absolutely top tier END.
We have the one of the fastest rates of healing (even if it leaves some ugly scar tissue which comes with CHA and mobility debuffs in the affected areas), and using INT once again we can apply potions and tools to survive injuries that would completely wreck any other class.
How many other classes can survive breaking an important bone, like a limb? I'll tell you, it's zero.

>penguin go from trash to top tier in a single update
Ok just do the same for sloths now

And people are saying humans have no END.
Just look at this guy.

Cat main here
My human blocks all the exits to his house so I've never been able to grind xp outside

How fucked am I?

Renember when the trilobite class was the go-to pick? Shame they were cut in the Mesozoic update

>Not high end
>species that has highest int in the game
>the species literally jumped into an unoccupied server and in a few decades will have full access to countless unrivaled servers

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You'll get fuck all done, but you'll never be low on important resources.
Should've been a dog, humans take them out all the time for raids, and usually the dog player still gets a cut, plus no guild fees if you join as a pet.

Now that's a good deal, on my next playthrough I'll try a dog, do you know which sub-classes are top tier?

If you want the raiding, you'll wanna go with something like a husky, foxhound, maybe some kind of retriever. Just don't get one of the small fluffy ones or you'll end up in the exact same situation you're in now.

>just acquired airborne travel after grinding in Africa
This is when the fun begins

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>put 0 points into INT
>literally just sit in trees all day eating poisonous leaves
>nothing eats us because we're worthless nutritionally

I know this playstyle is unpopular and we have less active players every day
But fuck you all, I play to chill out and be comfy

>tfw frog main

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Fellow protozoans, please keep in mind that we have partnered with mosquitoes to grief humans
We can bring back the single-cell meta

why is there no ocean player present, is it because they don't have fingers????

>Advanced Crafting is a human-specific ability which allows for the creation of advanced stat-boosting tools.
>Advanced Communication is a human-specific ability which allows parties to collectively boost their stats.
wow, it's almost like it doesn't fucking matter what your base stats are when you can just break the game

Played a cuttlefish on my last run, ocean meta is brutal, I'd be surprised if they have the time to chat here

I'm so sorry

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Running is definitely not dexterity you fucking idiot. You don't see magicians running marathons or Olympic sprinters doing sleight of hand.
Your definition of endurance is right though, everyone else is saying END when they really mean STAM

>elephant trips and falls over
>breaks its leg, life is essentially over
>human trips and falls ovee
>breaks its leg, has to take it easy for a month
Ya nice END bro

A pity they most likely won't find out the devs are planning to remove every single ocean class within the next century, then.

>Tfw besting dedicated bear PVP'ers in melee
Shooting them just wasn't fun anymore. Literal subhumans need to know there's no niche where they can truly outperform us.

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They really need to cancel that, it's gonna change the meta to the point this game gets literally unplayable.

FUCKING PLEASE DEVS
NERF THIS PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE
I BEG YOU

That's what happens when you minmax Cha, invest all your points into Intimidate and then take the "Imposing Stance" trait for good measure.

>devs have an obvious pet class bias

phase these fuckers out already, this old meta is so stale.

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Weak to mounts and pets minmaxed for flying and long range attacks.

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Well lets be honest, no 6'5 bodybuilder is going to face off a midget with a knife.
You're just asking for trouble.

>coupled with the feat that allows you to substitute your STR with CON
>berserker talent tree
>on top of all that, has the amphibious, very large size, and fast runner traits
honestly the most OP thing in the african server meta

*2nd most

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Humans barely count. They've broken the game so hard through guild perks and INT-stacking that all hypotheticals have to gimp them to place them anywhere that isn't the top.

>Decide to try out human
>spawn in Africa
>die to mosquito's with malerica debuf
>Bugfags amiright?
>decide to make another one
>End up in Europe
>Awfuckya.jpg
>get killed by African player

Can Devs please fix this?
They really need to region lock some servers, it fucking sucks when i get a good spawn in somewhere like america and then get killed by some server hopper.

Geese don't afraid of anything.

why did the soul leave when mammals kept getting spammed everywhere?

>tired of getting swarmed in Europe
>hop over the pond and try my luck in America
>get shot within 14 seconds of spawning
What is going on in that server? It's like the wild west. Great food buffs, though.

I keep hearing rumors that theyre adding an entire new race in a massive update to counter human players
is this true? i keep seeing niggas say that you can see them flying in the sky as a tease for the update

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why are polar bear players so terrifying?
>immunity to cold
>insane STR
>hits barely do anything to them
>can stand up tall to protect face hurtbox
wtf????

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Ikr
>spawn as american
>get shot
WTF,
They also got to ban players that spawn camp.
abortion's are way to powerful of a technique for killing new spawns

whos ready for classical? Gonna roll me another Male Human Warrior on a good PVP server like Italy or China

Wew, good thing devs banned those synthetic class builds they were breaking the ga-

>*A.I. has joined the server*

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>fan-favorite class that is meh gets a pity buff from the devs and becomes gamebreakingly OP

Bipedalism is retard efficient compared to quadruped locomotion.

look up mice in zero g

picking human is only fun if you play in a warzone

max wisdom build africa spawns are damn fun dude

next character I'm gonna roll high perception minesweeper in the balkans, gonna randomize religion and specific country of birth though

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>ocean maps are actually competitive
ah yes, a carcharodon main

makes me mad that the greenhouse effect patch that keeps being teased will make you shitters relevant again

Bird player here
Humans will NEVER EVER know REAL flight
Stay mad with your shitty planes

Have fun getting sucked into a shitty plane engine

>wolf class beginning to rise up the meta
>new update suddenly grants humans some bullshit ability to convert us to friendly NPCs in exchange for a hit to all stats except CHA
We got our revenge when the furry mental debuff was introduced though

That's nothing, you know what the worst part is?
>rumors claim the new weather effects will be removing territory and decreasing the number of polar bear accounts
>in fact the number of players has increased five fold and they're spreading to new territories

who the fuck in development thought it was okay to give such a high racial bonus to stealth that it negates the penalties of an orange pelt in the jungle?

just make the pelt a colour other than orange for fucks sake these shits are OP
there was one player who PKed 100 guys in one life, admittedly the people he killed were playing pajeets so they expected a short life but still that shit is fucked up

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>complaining about high skill players winning against players who are just farming

Most of their prey can't see the colour red, just green and blue. They're the perfect colour for the animals they hunt.

Just a little fact there.

literally the first fucking line of my post was about their bullshit racial stealth bonus, fuck off

yeah but the whole statblock got buffed to make them competitive against humans instead of any kind of sane approach to balance

>abortions spawnkilling
bro its just a mechanic explaining what happens to players that never leave the character creator

Honestly? The current meta is just plain unfun
And I don't even know how the devs can nerf humans without severely affecting everyone else

Maybe an int buff in another creature?
Even then humans would just wipe them out before they accomplish anything

>Intimidating Presence.webm

Humans have become so OP they don't even abide by the games rules anymore. They already broke through the invisible wall surrounding the world. What next? Creating their own world?

They're literally cheating.

Any plants main here?

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>roll human
>have to put up with some "friendlies only, griefing not allowed, TK = ban" bullshit rules
I want to reroll

does fungus count? I'm doing a run on some guys lungs right now

started on a plant though

lol mad because bad

Spotted the fatty

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>What next? Creating their own world?
Yup, on Mars and the moon are the current goals

We're not cheating we're just playing the game better
LITERALLY git gud

>Chilling out in the Virginia server
>get jumped by this abomination

Did I miss an update or some shit

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Humans can break a limb and not die instantly from shock.

Who is even in charge of this game anymore? There hasn't been an update in 13.4 billion years.

Seems like someone hacked the game and added some mods
Dude it's open source, make your own

Fuck I clicked too fast and I picked male by mistake, what do I do now

Is this CHA or a passive intimidation bonus?

CHA
naturally humans can do it too, fucking humans are bullshit
youtube.com/watch?v=J9WW3QbOgQA

That's fine. With enough credits you can go to a backalley doctor and switch genders. You also get a free skill which allows you to claim victim points BUT your CHA drops like a stone unless you were low on STR and END before changing.

Haha cows think they have horns and get surprised when they realize they dont

But... the elephant HAS to know the human can't do shit to it, right?

RAN INTO ANOTHER EMU TODAY
I SWEAR EVERY LAST ONE IS A FUCKING PRICK

>human guild vs emu guild pvp
>humans lose
HOW WERE WE TO COMPETE WITH JUST OUR Yea ForumsIRGIN COMPANY

hey man with enough charisma you can do anything

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Why take the risk? Same reason most people don't go around fist-fighting every aggressive bird or rodent

Nah man I’m pretty sure that dude is from a different game, from the looks of it he still runs on the same engine so no “crossplay” bullshit from what I can tell. He probably managed to breach the barrier of his game and then managed to get his code onto a different game running on the same server as this one. That’s my guess anyways

Injury can be detrimental to your playthrough, so it's better to just bluff to scare a potential threat away and avoid a fight all-together. Sometimes they bluff better.

>that single encounter in the game where you can use the bluff skill

This is pretty much how every animal fights. Deer antlers evolved in a way to minimize injury to each other during the breeding season.

What are they supposed to eat?

Six million is WAAAY too high

Nothing, they're goyim and don't deserve to eat

>jack of all trades, master of none
>but still better than master of one

I looted their corpses and dropped all their gear in one spot, it was 200 meters high.

I think I found a bug. How do I contact the devs?
By the way, I heard sometimes people get free shit when they send them a message. Is that true?

Don't bother, they haven't responded to bug reports in ages
Rumour is they're working on a major update that will vastly change the meta

They've been promising that for 2000 years and it never happens. They had a rush of promised updates in 2000, 2011 and 2012 and nothing happened.

It's fucking bullshit anyway, game's bugged and still reads you as male afterwards, hardly worth the hassle or cash spent

SNAILS?

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>Stone Ocean could very well get a physical English release in my lifetime
What a time to be alive.

Domesticated animals, house pets, etc.

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Otters and dolphins.

I don't think they'll be able to fix that any time soon. Maybe when you log out, go complain to the big Dev in the sky for having such a shit system for fixing misclicks.

Somehow doubt humans can otlast horse in a race

i tell ya bros i rolled dog and i don't regret it for a minute. luckily i spawned in in NA and not some god forsaken hellhole. i wonder though is it normal for human women to want us to fuck them

Oh cool a TierZoo thread

I miss dinosaurs
Life Classic when?

Trust me, you don't want this

>penguins worldwide: we were just pretending to be retarded!

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>they said I could be anything
>so I took flight

What a cool fucking machine.

Lamo @ European humans

Imagine that, losing half your pop to some stinky rats.

god let me control it please

That's fucking wicked.
The fact it takes so many quests away from humans is great, can't wait for all the bandwagonners who roll human because it's meta to get softlocked at adulthood and die. Force those faggots to play the nearly extinct ones instead

yeah they can

>nobody wants to pvp anymore after the last server war

what the fuck? its so boring now. pve shitters ruined this game.

Not horses bred for endurance. They outlast humans in long distance travel, and have had the stats to do so for at least a thousand years.
Thing is they have such low INT they blow all their stamina in a sprint without humans managing them, which gives them the usual overheated and overexerted debuffs that catch the rest of animals preyed by humans.

DELETE THIS

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Just release it on a single server, or even just clientside

All an elaborate plan to bring back the dev favorite polio debuff.

Humans have more endurance than any land animal. Because of sweat, our slow/fast twitch muscle fibers ratio, and being bipedal means we out last everything. We are also one of the only mammals that can forgo sleep for multiple days and still be functional. Horse may be faster for a dozen hours or so but after 24 hours straight humans will have over taken them by miles.

That being said, modern humans are pussies and can't do shit.

>WIS 10
>INT 1
[spoilers]sometime it just be like it do[/spoilers]

Imagine being a prey animal getting chased by a group of humans. No matter how fast you run or how far you get away they will eventually be closing in on you. However slowly they always find you. Prey animals like Gazelles or Horses literally collapse due to exhaustion and die full of anxiety and stress. It is not like Lions where they bite your throat and strangle you. Getting chased by humans is literal torture for animals.

Now imagine this. Predator animals try and hunt a human. First of all, humans barely have any good meat on them. But they are easy to kill right? Sure. But Humans have such an incredible ability to seek vengeance unlike any animal. What did Indian villagers do when one of their kids got killed by a Tiger? They torched the whole fucking jungle, killing massive amount of other animals in the process all for the sake of driving out this ONE tiger, kill it and then wear its skin as a trophy.

Humans are scary monsters to animals.

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>[/spoilers]
INT 1 indeed

ctrl+s user
it's really that easy

Human goes up in flying hover machine and domes animals in one shot with fast rock thrower. Its not fucking fair.

when u 6 int but think ur 10 int

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>queue for a triplet run, hopefully get some bros instead of backstabbing cunts
>2 weeks into pregnancy
>get the cheeto debuff
Should I just /stillborn and reroll? My two bros are trying hard to save me and even broke a few gamerules to try to cure my debuff but it seems like my character is a lost cause at this point.

imagine if this thing grabbed your dick

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>Elephants
Even neanderthals with their inferior intelligence and endurance was able to put those stupid elephants to death.

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okay fuck this
tired of this meta gonna make a brand new character
whats the best server to try new and untested builds on?

Definitely South America. There's a massive region full of wierd untested shit, though you won't get far if your build isn't suited to a jungle.

hmm
yeah i could do that, what are some mandatory skills for the jungle biome?

Virgin parasites vs Chad parasitoid

>all points in CHA
Every other build nows does what I fucking want.

Humans are the best marathon runners by far. Early humans chased down their prey for hours or days, until the prey would collapse from exhaustion.

Fuck off with your complaints, our class has the biggest negative passive trait of them all: "whenever one of your kind attempts to level up you have a 50% chance of wanting to destroy him"

Rats ain't no joke son

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>all that content lost in the Permian expansion
Fuck the devs

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I don't know what you're trying to say. Something about colony collapse disorder?

I did this but spawned in the china server pls send help

what

>40kiddie gets btfo'd
Business as usual

How long until the hack devs reveal the simulation expansion, we all know they're gonna go that route

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Blessed thread

We will adapt. We will evolve.
>t. pb gang member

The Australian server has platypus players.

>Devs make firearm proficiency a unique skill to humans
Fuck the devs and their special snowflake bullshit.

penguin is a literal meme class, it is as reddit as it gets