Say her name Yea Forums, no shitposting allowed
Say her name Yea Forums, no shitposting allowed
Sebastian Cook
Ian Hernandez
caca
nyehehehe freakin' sweet
Dominic Diaz
Coco Bandicute
Camden Nguyen
CuCunny
Jayden Watson
The baby forms of Coco and Crash should have been actual bandicoots.
Not those abominations.
Brayden Mitchell
Her name is CoCo *my last name*
Isaiah Mitchell
What is she looking at like that?
Landon Anderson
anyone ever have those days where you really wanna fuck tawna
>meeting her at her place
>makeout session on her bed followed by giving her a nice back massage and kisses on the neck
>slowly taking off her panties and tasting the sweet otreasure inside
>by this point shes dying for it
>you breed her right then and there ensuring every ounce of semen reaches her womb.
I cant be the only one here?
Daniel Powell
my peanus weenus of course
David Moore
Rule34 Coco Crash Bandicoot
Juan Gomez
Sorry thought this was google
Isaiah Cruz
Queen Coco
Bentley Hill
You are.
Charles Morris
No you didn't.
Brayden Torres
Owen Cook
Is she autistic?
Nolan Davis
jesus
the sonic fandom really transitioned (lol) to crashfags
Julian Powell
no, she just craves this DICK
Evan Mitchell
Why do you fuckin assholes always do this to me? I don't wanna be a furry goddammit
Jose Cook
Those fags at beenox are furries arent they?
Jordan James
Based
Charles Roberts
Coco Bandicoot
Joseph Adams
Yes. Look who her brother is.
Aiden Williams
Just a little.
Wyatt Ramirez
Jace Gonzalez
Don 't deadname.
John Miller
>ears perk up when Crash finally notices
cute
Hudson Edwards
>Why do you fuckin assholes always do this to me?
nooooooooooooo...
Luke Morales
Fuck I can't control it anymore
Charles Butler
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
Kayden Collins
furfag shit needs to stay banned regardless of whether or not its video games.
Cameron Hernandez
Imagine Coco doing this: youtu.be
Christopher White
Cocksleeve Bandicoot
Henry Ramirez
Fapping to human-like animals doesn't make you a furry. Dressing up as a fox and believing you're one while jerking off another dude in a fursuit makes you a furry.
Leo Wilson
Sorry user but the rules have spoken. Non pornographic on-topic furry is here to stay uwu
Caleb Kelly
Relax
Connor King
Imagine what coco would look like if her head wasnt several times her torso's size.
Christopher Baker
Aaron Nguyen
Tawny was intended to be the sexy one, but Coco is a lot more waifu material
Jason Hughes
what about rubbing coco's pusy through her ppanties
Andrew Cruz
This.
Leo Cox
Don't worry.
Ryder Lewis
PUFFY
Eli Murphy
Am I the only one who doesn't want to fuck Coco but just finds her really cute
Oliver Turner
Angel Carter
She's Heinsenberg
Jonathan Hernandez
i just knew you had this image on standby
there's a third right
Andrew Gray
She looks like she only fucks human men
Carson Gomez
[INTRO]
I know what you're thinking
I've known it sense you tuned in
You're thinking I CAN'T FREESTYLE RAP!
Well I've had it up to here with people assuming ogres can't break it down
SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT!
[VERSE 1]
(I got a donkey who's wonky, yo)
Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fun, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp
If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp
Say Shrek, Shrek oh how'd you get so green?
Shrek, Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine?
I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie
Sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why
Give me mud, be my bud, but don't be no dud
I be rocking this vest 'cause I'm original stud
[VERSE 2]
Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
Three pigs here's what I build a house out of pain
And then I put Humpty back together again
Oh Pinocchio's nose it keeps on getting longer
But me and my donkey we be getting stronger!
Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood
Shrek's in town yo, he knows what's good
If you're looking for rhymes put away that map
Nothing's better than Shrek 'cause this ogre, CAN RAP!
[OUTRO]
Wait, wait, wait
Don't forget to subscribe
If you do I'll give you a headbutt
That's ogre for thank you
Jace Peterson
Weak bait, now fuck off
Zachary Smith
Cumdumpster Bandicoot
Never gave a shit, but can't believe the bandisluts are just step 2.
Joshua Brooks
I've never played a Crash game in my life, but she is fucking top cute.
Lincoln Allen
For me? It's Ami crushing my head with her thighs.
Jaxson Morales
Oh theres more that comes between her thighs.
Carson Johnson
>petite body
>plump assets
>visible regular cotton panties
Oh fuck...
Aaron Cook
BRAP
Kayden Torres
Breeding and seeding Liz
Ian Reyes
Coco Bandicoot is the only character in all of media that can wear THAT whore-ish amount of make-up and STILL seem cute and innocent.
PROVE
ME
WRONG
Elijah Sullivan
You are goddamn right.
Chase Harris
DON'T CROP IT FAGGOT
Jeremiah Foster
Sneed.
Chase Phillips
according to this chart crash is furry.
Bentley Martinez
Wanting to fuck anthro women isnt furry. You look me right in the fuckin eye and tell me right now with every bit of conviction you wouldnt fuck these Bandicoots. No? Thought so. Accept these natural urges. As a straight man its almost an obligation. Anthro women were designed for human dick.
Levi Harris
But we're not fapping (common slang for masturbation) to Crash.
Evan Gray
>furry mental gymnastic again
Alexander Adams
>when you see people using reaction images you made years ago
Lincoln Roberts
You wanna see the full thing? ok
Landon Lee
>"I can't take the way those humans look at me. The way those filthy eyes look at me. The way they talk about me like a slag they want to toss around in bed."
>"They're changing me... I'm not a slut... I don't want to be...
>"I can't stop touching myself. Every night. The naughty things they said still echoing in my mind..."
>"You all made me this way. I'm just your toy..."
>"uuuugggghhhh!"
Grayson Evans
based
Angel Scott
>whore-ish amount of make-up
>eyeshadow and lipstick
Oh my sweet summer child, if only you knew
Liam Robinson
Coco is loco
Luke Flores
Absolutely based and bandipilled
Ryder Howard
Revolution.
Logan Davis
Kill Yourself
Elijah Ross
This artist is god tier
Jordan Evans
>whore-ish amount of make-up
Anthony Cook
Reminder to KILL all Pentafags
Liam Sanchez
Samuel Martin
That is Shadman levels of whore make-up. It only works because it's Coco.
Austin Gomez
Hudson Parker
Coco is a shit character, she's nothing like she was in the original trilogy. I would rather rub a cheese grater on my ears than hear her obnoxious jimmy neutron voice one more fucking time.
Austin Cook
Jayden Jackson
WOAH
Oliver Collins
>reminder that all anthro women are built for human cock
Ryder Sullivan
I knew you shitposted here Chris
Tyler Powell
Umm, Coco Bandicute?
Dominic Smith
W O A H
O
A
H
Evan Myers
Owen Adams
Joseph Baker
Jordan Robinson
post titans coco
Elijah Gonzalez
Lincoln Long
Why is she so cute and funny?
Hudson James
Is there any good Electron Coco art?
Austin Bailey
David Powell
I am now going to buy this game
Joshua Gomez
Guys we gotta talk about videogames
Grayson Davis
heeheehee
Julian Jones
How did two Speed characters lose to a Turning character, how bad were they.
Joshua Perez
Cutest vidya siblings
Carson Anderson
Id play all sorts of video games with Liz. Such as Cunnilingus for PS4.
Ian Butler
They just had a bad day is all
Camden Martinez
I wanna fuck Coco from that one video game series! I want to make her belly bulge and hear her scream while she takes my cock all the way to the hilt!
Lincoln Walker
She's really fond of Team Hardcore in Halo 3
Nathan Johnson
youtu.be
Nathaniel Jenkins
And who could forget her first game of 69 on the PS1.
Kayden Ward
What are some games where you do this?
Alexander Campbell
>Pentafag and D N.Tropyfag losing to Liz
Absolutely based
Camden Perry
This
Lincoln Torres
ngl I'd go up to 4
Jack Collins
Jackson Howard
I am
Blake Nguyen
I fantasize about princess carrying a helpless Tawna too.
Elijah King
whoa haha
Jeremiah Hill
she just is
Mason Smith
Real talk, which is the best kart in ctr?
Kevin Cox
>Hey you. Get over here. Heh, yeah youll do just fine.
Cameron Young
Get in luv
Charles Stewart
Just look at those fucking thighs, no wonder she's Speed class.
Charles Cox
already got that one pal
Kevin Gray
slut
Levi Diaz
Here's one
Anthony Hughes
nice
Gabriel Clark
What's Ami's best color and why is it Summer
Robert Jones
She has such a dorky face and I want to pinch it
Andrew Martinez
Isaiah Watson
How can one post be so wrong?
Wyatt Bailey
Dylan Allen
/fit/
Nathaniel Rivera
please sit on my face ami
Luke Clark
Connor Reyes
Justin Myers
>We both know what youre thinking luv. And its alright. Let me take care of you.
Kevin Garcia
Stop lewding Coco you fucking assholes she's pure and also my wife
Josiah Bennett
FINALLY GOT FAKE BABY T
FUCK THIS GP
AAAAAAAAAA
Jason Fisher
>Bandicoot thread
>Nobody is posting Megumi
Sebastian Garcia
SHUT the fuck up BITCH
Adrian Harris
Post furry porn for me to want to right now, niggers.
Jaxon Davis
did they add a no item online mode yet?
Caleb Phillips
No item online would legitimately be fucking terrible.
James Campbell
You sound like the type of faggot who thinks fapping to traps doesn't make him gay. Just accept who you are, furfag. No one is gonna bully you in Crash threads unless you're shit at the game.
Benjamin James
AYY LMAO
Grayson Jones
Coco Bandicunt
Eli Russell
>also my wife
Hope you don't mind if I fuck your wife raw, bro.
William Nguyen
Which Bandicoot would you impregnate with human-Bandicoot hybrids?
William Rogers
Lickable abs
Christian Baker
Can we agree that Brio is /ourguy/?
Jeremiah Long
Liz, please... People are watching
Wyatt Parker
Julian Young
Coco's a cute little goober.
Jackson Flores
For me, it's Tawna.
Isaiah Fisher
Crash should never have gotten remastered
Justin Cooper
Alexander Turner
Can the bandicuties even be able to make out with a person? They all dont have lips and the snouts might be a problem
Aaron Gomez
>no shitposting allowed
you fucking first OP
Chase Perez
this
Jackson Baker
I'm sure you could figure something out. I mean you got lips,and you could just go the CPR route and unsatisfactory make out like that.
Blake Kelly
who's the best bandisnatch?
Nathan Lopez
Jesus fucking Christ everyone in this fucking thread seek fucking help. I can guarantee you're all the dregs of humanity with the most disgusting visages imaginable.
Easton Diaz
You can't 'guarantee' anything from an anonymous internet post you schizo
Benjamin Lee
Imagine if that seat was your face haha
Asher Morris
Mammals need to be able to suckle don't they? They probably could.
Connor Rogers
You okay champ?
David James
>474157004
Woah user that's a little rough don't you think? I mean you probably haven't gone to or maybe some of the red boards, go check out some of that degenerative material and see how much tamer this thread is.
Dominic Butler
>turning players and balanced players have been dominating lobbies all week
What the fuck is going on?!
Connor Sanchez
>idon'tbelieveyou.gif
Blake Adams
I can guarantee everyone in this thread is by merit of you wanking to cartoon humanised bandicoots alone. No functional, decent looking member of society would do this. Slit your own throat, furfag.
Carter Walker
>that mad scientist crash player that almost always comes in first
Jose Cooper
HABEEB IT
Hunter Lee
You seem to be pretty mad at cartoons man, maybe a good walk around the block is in order.
Elijah Stewart
He says as he avoids directly replying to a post as if that actually achieves anything.
Camden Russell
You see that now and again. Some of those guys are worryingly good.
Henry Kelly
Why do you assume everyone here is wanking as they post? Go to a fucking red board for once retard.
Liam Turner
Crash threads already fucking are mlp tier at this point, cunt. Don't pretend that you're any better than them.
Isaiah James
Where do you think we are?
Brayden Green
Her Majesty
Jackson Long
What is the fucking point of this thread then? There's no video game discussion here.
Dylan Flores
*breathes in deeply* Oh MOOOOOOOOOOODS! We got a CRASH TEAM RACING THEAD over here!!!! *whistles constantly and flails and waves arms over* YOO HOO, MODS! We got one right here! A wild one got away from /vg/! Come and get 'er! *points at the thread non-stop* That's right! A CRASH TEAM RACING THREAD, on Yea Forums! Lets get 'er outta here mods, thanks!
Noah Hill
Anthony Gonzalez
>There's no video games discussion here.
Welcome to Yea Forums.
Xavier Morales
>YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
>O-oh my that anthropomorphised marsupial is kind of ho-NOOO NOOOO NOOOOO I'M NOT A FURRY I SWEAR
Luis Thomas
It's fun. Something you clearly have no grasp of.
Christian Cooper
Projecting a bit hard arent we?
Leo Perez
If you were a functional member of society you wouldn't be shitposting in a crash bandicoot thread on Yea Forums
Don't you have anything else better to do?
Joshua Clark
I've been getting matches where baby crash and scientist crash are in the top 2 every time I race them. This has been going on since last weekend. I think the lower classes are finally rising up.
John Scott
This. Thank you Pinky Liz.
Austin Bell
Go to Yea Forums or /trash/ then.
Chase Jones
Not videogames.
Ian Brooks
It's pretty hard for me to choose between Megumi and Liz. What are the pros/cons of each?
Michael Collins
>Get into a grueling and vicious battle for first with a tiger wearing a cute hat
It's like I never left Timber's island.
Connor Nelson
Did they only buff Balance characters in online lobbies or something? I still can't beat this laptime in Time Trial no matter how hard I try. I didn't use a mask either.
Colton Gray
Oh fuck off aleady, DoA threads always hit 500 posts and it's always waifu and cuckold shit.
Brandon Ross
Kinda want a version of this that says 101% Fertile
Samuel Robinson
This thread would be right at home then.
Jayden Mitchell
One day bitch that's gonna be happening for real the way you eat them wampas. Fat bitch. Fat skank. Eating wampas like a fucking whore. Eat your whore-fruit bitch everyone fucking knows what a wore eats a fucking wampa. And then one day that's gonna be happening to you, and I won't care, because I'm sick of the wampa death routine, and everyone else will just be like "ohhh look, haha, Coco is doing her wampa thing." You will choke to death to applause and Aku-Aku can't do a fuck damn thing now bitch. Bitch. And then I will put Aku-Aku on and do funny shit and no one will notice you until hours later. Yeah, that's right. And then I'm gonna put your pet tiger cub down.
Samuel Lewis
Making all of the Daily Challenges Battle Mode shit is really killing my drive to go for the 5%. It's usually enough to just get the final Gold reward to stay in there but fuck me they don't make it fun.
Lincoln Smith
You would be right at home on Resetera.
Gavin Nelson
Which one is the biggest human cock slut?
Jack Powell
Can you just imagine a Bandicoot woman like Tawna in heat. The raw, undistilled sexual energy with the desire to be bred. That look she gives. It would be quite an exhilarating experience. And youll both get something wonderful out of it. Youll give her a baby and she will give you the time of your life.
Liam James
They don't give much nitro anyway unless they're a weekly. I only do dailys if they contribute to a weekly
Bentley Edwards
>Actually being ontopic is Resetera
So you're admitting this shithole is worse?
Gabriel Wright
Yes.
Andrew Barnes
>ITT: A bunch of overweight, greasy virgins lust only fictional women, pretending as if any of them would actually fuck them, let alone make eye contact
Benjamin Wood
Imagine being this mad over cartoons
Easton Perry
megumi would love you no matter what and always be by your side
that alone makes her the best
Oliver Morgan
I'm sorry I couldn't attend the racing championship. I've been working on another Bandicoot female. She will be delightful hehehe...
Yes... hahahahaha. She will be at least 6'5", long hair... Y-Yes very good starting point INDEED.
Leo Barnes
Stop acting like obnoxious fucks then, faggot-retard.
Landon Johnson
And of course a delicious feminine penis, right?
Camden Edwards
why are you acting like you are being forced to look at this thread? just hide it and move on already
William Jones
>4
Jordan Edwards
I'm a twig. These ladies would probably snap my pelvis. All the better.
Owen Foster
God damn user why are you so mad. And why are you in a thread you clearly don't want to be in.
Isaac Murphy
Why is my dick so hard? Guess I'm a furry now
Connor Watson
James Reed
all of these are furry
Carter Rivera
Crash Bandicoot's characters are clearly 3 though.
William Garcia
I've sat on two different girls' beds and didn't fuck.
Am I beyond help?
Landon Lewis
Did you at least play video games with them? Or hug them?
Luke Johnson
Who cares man, just keep going. Don't equate your self worth to the opinions of other people.
Christopher Ortiz
>muh nonmonkey compartmentalization
this spewege ain't even coherent to me anymore
Luis Green
They have hair, breasts, and fingers user. No paws.
Jason Watson
>Playing a 20 year old kart racer
>With microtransactions
I'd kill myself if I were this cringe
Dylan Morales
Jose Torres
We need to get you playing right away
Colton Wright
Nathan Bailey
they're all taller than you
Isaiah Young
That means Ami is scraping her head on ceilings and doorways which is very comical to me
Ryder Green
ctr the official game of todays brain damaged youth. this game is a retarded cash grab aimed at children and shilled. this is a shill thread, i hate anyone that plays this game and that still makes me like them more than the devs and OP.
Robert Adams
uh so is there a height chart or something because im not seeing any numbers there
Nolan Hill
They should honestly just do away with all Challenges except the Theme and Pro and give people more Nitro for just playing the game. Absolutely no one likes doing Dailys/Quick challenges.
Blake Taylor
Gay cope. Go buy some wumpa coins
Anthony Thomas
I genuinely feel bad for whoever handles the official Twitter account and has to deal with a bunch of screaming retards that won't shut the fuck up about microtransactions.
Landon Morales
This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old Yea Forums" faggots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "LOL SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional newfag perception of what "old Yea Forums use to Yea Forums" under the guise of "irony". >"LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD". In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard. >B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself.
Dylan Foster
Their noses look so fucking weird, I hate it.
Elijah Anderson
Secretly correct because being a furry is mostly about being gay
Nicholas Jones
One of my issues is is that it's exceedingly clear that many of the people here end up having bad days due to real life shit and then take out all of their frustrations on random people here on Yea Forums by screaming their heads off the first moment an opportunity presents itself.
Jaxson Lewis
I feel bad for anyone who has sympathy for a low paid intern (if they get paid at all) who all they have to do is make regular posts promoting their game and don't have to interact with the replies in any regard
Logan Bailey
le wagecucks amiright xdd
Jack Long
Dylan Nguyen
How do I jump 1 meter?
Grayson Martin
Hello, gay cope mtx department? I'd like to file a claim
Adrian Gray
So does 3.
Robert Bailey
You might be a psychopath, my man.
Asher Evans
Bad first day back to school, user?
Justin Phillips
You might just be a faggot
Elijah Williams
3 is completely fur. No hair and no cleavage. These Bandicoot's tits would be bouncing around if they were topless.
Ryan Cox
Oh shit, he's got his crash folder. The copening is real
Hunter Perry
You seem mad, may I recommend not being so hateful for no apparent reason.
Michael Sullivan
They also have snouts you degenerate, you can't pretend that Felicia is more furry than these things.
Sebastian Fisher
You probably did the right thing. Most girls (like guys) today are totally unprepared for the reality of sex and are too scared to initiate or know how to react if you initiate. If you didn't move forward with anything you probably subconsciously picked up on this fear from her and felt that it wasn't appropriate to do anything, which was the correct notion. If you were a Chad and her Stacey it would be different, and I know neither of you are since you're posting here.
Bentley Parker
My daughterwife Coco
Nicholas Perez
I didn't
Also they have to have snouts because Crash does
Chase Taylor
Because I explained a realistic and probable scenario? The person running the Crash Twitter doesn't give a shit about people complaining. At best, maybe he reads them and tells his manager/coordinator who just goes "okay sure we'll tell Beenox" (spoiler: they don't)
Jaxson Howard
Given the majority if this game's roster, I don't judge people for playing the Trophy girls.
Carter Scott
Carter Hughes
I jerk off to feral regularly but I don't make it my identity so whatever
Ayden Morales
>I CAME INTO THIS THREAD FULL OF FURRY FAGGOTS, AND NOW I AM UPSET ABOUT FURRY FAGGOTS. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
Sebastian Smith
Why do Bandicoot women make people seethe so much? Is this a window into some deeper seated anger unrelated to this board?
Levi Reed
People get irrationally mad at furries, the trophy girls are just relevant enough and just furry enough to be seen by plenty of people, a percentage of which will be assmad that bandicoot make their pp hard.
Angel Walker
>Microstransactions in a childrens kart racer from the 90s
Whoa, Based?
Charles Wilson
There is no irrational anger at furries. It's all justified for the decline of these threads alone.
Lucas Rogers
>Thread's full of "I'm not a furry, but..." underage retards that are embarrassed by their own sexual preferences but feel the need to post shit here and not on /trash/, or just go to e621 and fap to porn there, instead demanding sauce like newfags
Oliver Morales
>trophy girls on Coco suggestiveness
I really like this
Hunter Roberts
They literally never declined, they were always like this.
Only difference being that it was just Coco.
Aaron Gutierrez
>decline
lmao. Yea Forums is just like this, especially when it comes to competitive children's games with hot furbait, there's no better situation from which these threads can decline, so how fucking new are you?
Logan Nelson
How new are you.
Samuel Collins
Ami's a big girl
Angel Johnson
This. What kind of retard alternate world do you live in where this wasn't always present. Besides don't blame people posting this shit trying to keep threads alive when all anyone else does is complain about people posting this shit.
Andrew Martinez
>cares about some faggot who runs a twitter
>tells someone else they're the psychopath
Seek therapy.
Jonathan Hughes
The chart is wrong
James Jones
Nice car
Oliver Harris
Kiss it right now.
Adam Mitchell
>All this autism
I'm quite pleased that nothing I like attracts furries, because nothing would ever get discussed.
Also, microtransactions and Judaism rocks
Luis Rivera
>I'm quite pleased that nothing I like attracts furries, because nothing would ever get discussed
>because all I would do is fucking complain instead of discussing the game
Jordan Williams
Isabella really looks the most like a person
The mutation went very well
Ethan Barnes
Jacob Carter
Turning and balanced fags: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO STRAIGHT LINE DRIFTING?! Even just nudging it in the direction sends them flying towards a wall no matter how much I push in the other direction.
I want to use Cortex, Fake Crash and Pura but this one issue prevents me from enjoying them
Camden Bennett
>Being this mad
Not a good look user. Buy some wumpa coins and feel the clam wash over you
Christian Reed
Try practicing quick alternating power boosts in the hallways on Tiger Temple until you get a feel for their turns.
Chase Evans
>feel the clam wash over you
Ethan Green
My PB for Tiny Arena is like 3:06 with Crash, you should still have a lot to optimize.
Landon Bennett
You’re fine so long as you don’t wear a goddamn fur suit or jack off to pics where they just look like straight up animals.
Henry Jenkins
You drift earlier than usual and deliberately go for "goods" if you aren't gonna make the turn without touching a wall, some places may only allow two perfect boosts like the corridors of tiger temple and of course, practice in time trials.
Ian Morgan
Trying the daily challenges bros. Just got platinum in Clockwork Wumpa and didn't get the "relic hoarder" GP points. Anyone else have this problem?
Jordan Jenkins
>Liz and Tawna vieing for biggest tits
Brio is absolutely /ourguy/
John Smith
>irrational hatred towards someone you don't know
>not psychopathic
Whatever man, keep trying to feel superior while posting in a majority furry thread on an anime image board about video games.
Sebastian Fisher
>players you're lapping hit you
For what purpose? I'm saving you wumpa time and I don't even hit you, am I gonna have to punk speedlets?
Juan Perez
And you keep trying to cope.
Lincoln Rodriguez
I should really highlight the laptime or something because that's the second time someone commented on the finish time...
It's the 1:01:96 laptime that I'm trying to beat. I swear I've only seen this time from Speed characters.
Jackson Collins
Its bugged and doesnt recognize plat relics as conditions, go for blue or gold instead.
Xavier Foster
They're just feeling nasty and sad and want to take it out on someone.
Colton Reed
Relic Race challenges are bugged, you've got to shoot for Sapphire or Gold. Platinum will not work.
Mason Murphy
mama mia
Isaac Collins
thanks dudes
Aaron Gutierrez
If it has a nose it's a go if it's a snout kick it out
Connor Reyes
I want to clean out Lizs minge.
Noah Stewart
>the chink is the shortest, has the smallest tits and ass
pretty accurate
Jeremiah Thomas
>tfw Prehistoric Playground is the only map where I can keep USF for most of a lap
I hate Electron Avenue, map is my kryptonite.
Levi Bennett
>prehistoric playground
man I can't even go on a ramp without some invisible entity killing my reserves.
Chase Butler
Tyler Roberts
I just played CTR on ePSXE for the first time and i loved it. I thought sony fanboys were memeing when they said it was better than most Mario Kart games but its true. Is the remaster much better than the original?
Grayson Rodriguez
Her eyes just really sparkle
Ryder White
It's about the same but has more content. And yes, Naughty Dog made the best Kart racer on their first try while Nintendo is still making crap 8 games in. All they need is an adventure mode and a more skill based game.
Too bad Naughty Dog makes boring movie games now. Have Sanzaru make Jak 4
Anthony Lee
Ami>Megumi>Liz>Isabella>Tawna
Jose Price
Is the Jump for 1 meter goal fucked as well or is it just me?
Kayden Sanchez
Wrong.
Isabella > Tawna > Ami > Liz > shit > Megumi
Bentley Baker
Its fucked
Leo Ramirez
>Liz > Liz > Liz > Liz > Liz > Liz
Evan Jones
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Jayden Martinez
Is everyone really good online right now?
Best I've gotten in 5 matches is sixth.
I used to be a pro who wanted online.
That was back when I didn't work and was a teenager.
Now I see that there are so many losers who live online.
Colton Hall
Liz>>>Tawna>Ami>>>Megumi>the other one
Levi Collins
I was pretty good until about 3 days ago. I feel like Beenox did something with the online and now it's just a clusterfuck with more latency issues
Liam Barnes
Coco = Liz > Megumi > that's enough for me
Hunter Jackson
>start match in Out of Time
>mfw every single player does the fence jump with me
either all the bad players left or people are starting to git gud
Carter Moore
Liz>Tawna>Ami=Isabella>Meg
Eli Sullivan
is there a way to play the grand prix tracks in single player? i really don't want to deal with this games shitty laggy multiplayer.
Jack Brown
>go to local arcade
>choose Grand Prix
are you really this stupid?
Hudson Jackson
The other girls are great but Liz's eyes are hungry. There's a longing in her eyes like no other, she really needs someone.
Logan Hill
>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)23:59:54 No.474174
well she is a pornstar that posed for bandiboy magazine
Jackson Brooks
why bother with the grand prix after you got the flintstones car & wheels?
all that's left to win is a bunch of dumb stickers and an ugly dino
not to mention these items come back anyway
Brandon Taylor
Which Bandicooch would make a good mother?
Ayden Thomas
>FURRIES BAAAAAAAAAAD
Cameron Gomez
Coco really goes after that nipple I see
James Peterson
>appreciating beauty is somehow bad
Colton Johnson
You can see it sometimes in her idle animation. She really does. Poor thing.
Jaxon Cook
Same shit, but with more content (mainly from Crash Nitro Kart, which had good content trapped in a shit game) and microtransactions.
Xavier Torres
Isabella and Megumi
Nicholas Powell
Nina posters line up to receive your vitamins so you grow big and strong.
Thomas Collins
Isabella and Liz
>baby crashs smug face
what a chad
Brody Collins
Has anyone else noticed that they've removed the flags? Any you had purchased remain in inventory, but whatever ones you lacked have disappeared from the sticker list.
John Russell
>nina and spyro
I want Brio and Kong
Matthew Ward
I've noticed that as society gets more controlled by cultural Marxist drivel, the more accepting it is of furries.
I just wanted acceptance of furries, not the whole degeneracy suite.
Dylan Gonzalez
>Liz
>with how thirsty she is
I know she's your favourite, but let's be real.
Aiden Perry
Caught somewhere in time
Peace Sells
Painkiller
3 best metal albums ever
the pic is non related but I really love the Bluesthot.
She\s perfect
Nicholas Scott
>lets be real
ok shes a single mom who got knocked up
Kayden Perez
I see it
Jonathan Sanchez
edmonton here. anyone have more Bluesthot?
Cant find anymore on google. dam . I love that bluesthot. She's o fucking hot
Jaxson Ross
Okay, not that real.
Hunter Rodriguez
based edmontonbro
asdsd]]]]
coilers fan.
sigh
Jayden Lewis
>I just wanted acceptance of furries
Why would you want such a thing?
Thomas Reed
>1
I'm Here and you responded tp the same person
Joseph Gonzalez
Why does Megumi get so much hate? Poor lass is autistic.
Christian Miller
Nolan Brown
Impossible to get a single game going on without getting fucked by items early on.
Easton Bailey
Hang back and let the others get fucked by items, then. Overtaking them when they're empty.
Hudson Nelson
Then you have a shit line because all the common driving lines have beakers placed on them, you lose either way
Nicholas Myers
Unless you get a fursona, you're not THAT kind of furry.
If you fap to the porn and imagine yourself fucking the thing you're good to go.
John Miller
what if imagine the thing fucking me?
Jeremiah Diaz
In the end CTR's strength is its downfall. With how heavily it rewards proper driving high level play is merely a matter of who gets screwed over by items first.
Robert Thomas
user that's pretty gay
Sebastian Phillips
Are you still human, do you want to be anything but a human/cyborg or transhuman? Do you want the thing that's fucking you do it because it's furry ntr and the watcher is furry? If your answer is yes, yes and no then you're not a furry just a gay.
Sebastian Hernandez
Must be all the cannolis.
Josiah Rivera
Who /BigNorm/ here?
Thomas Reed
Tiny and baby T I don't know who the fuck that even is
Easton Stewart
Some throwaway character from CNK
Easton Reed
Is the fatigue settling in talking or is this GP disappointing overall? Compared to the first one that one has much more going on in terms of things to buy, Back in Time feels like there was less put into it.
David Rogers
Next GP will ramp things up with Spyro hopefully.
Josiah Roberts
Such a shame that best boy is Turning.
Leo Davis
I thought the next was Nina, then Spyro
Jonathan Bell
Turnings pre viable. And RRs a fun little dude.
Samuel Diaz
She looks too much like my counselor and I don't like it.
Josiah Phillips
Nah, next month is Spyro's time to shine.
I know it won't happen but I want an egg thief racer
Julian Miller
Ninas in October with Brio, Koala Kong and Rilla Roo.
Andrew Barnes
Rimba DLC when?
Xavier Watson
Dont worry. Liz counsels you on the things that matter in life.
Robert Thomas
tfw I have severe Hepatitis C
Hopefully I get to see Spyro
Andrew Anderson
Will we get some spooky skins because of Halloween? Maybe a skeletal Crash a la CTTR or Evil Coco?
Dylan Cook
How bad is it, user?
Luke Rodriguez
I haven't had sex in 13 years.
I'm going to die soon.
CTR is my favourite game ever.
fuckwhy do I have Hep ?
Josiah Johnson
How old are you?
Jayden James
33 user.
oh well.
I drank too much. I'll Never see the Oilers wiin the cup I'll never whatever I don't know
Brayden Mitchell
it's my own fault btw. I have no one to blame but myself. Fucking alcoholic.
Dylan Gonzalez
Oliver Nguyen
Let me guess, ALS?
Jonathan Harris
>I just wanted acceptance of furries
Aaron Wright
Last GP was closer to the games release, had more characters to buy, and a shitload more stickers among other things.
This GP has significantly less pit stop items, while also introducing microtransactions and a shittier online experience.
Hunter Moore
I have Hepatitis Haven't had sex in over a decade
typical
Nathaniel Morris
>Fucking nobody has posted the gif yet
GET ON IT ANONS FASTER
Isaiah Ramirez
Zachary Gray
Cute, but not quite
Kayden Miller
>uncanny monkey edit
ewwwwwwww
Levi Moore
Realistic bandicoot could kinda work.
Blake Watson
Shut up meg.
Cooper Sullivan
Jaxon Taylor
>Coco nut
Andrew Sullivan
She's literally fucking perfect godammit.
Jaxson Walker
No
Connor Cruz
Which scale of realism are we talking about ?
Thomas Campbell
Post pics of your counselor, user
Austin Mitchell
Cartoony bandicoot with somewhat realistic proportions. See Zootopia for reference.
Benjamin Thompson
>first place
>2nd fires missiles after me
>follows me through 3 tight corners
>fire missile at new first place
>swerves into a wall
Owen Wood
This, every single fucking time, I'm so tired of it
Jackson Morgan
It's not as bad as
>That one faggot that STAYS in last place to spam clocks and orbs.
You better hope there's no big jumps.
Levi Jones
Retarded friends who keep targeting the usual lobby's first place with items so the usual 2nd can win the race are more annoying
Jaxson Scott
>Clock effect the entire race
>Now NO ONE can win
Aight.
Dylan Jackson
Parker Price
Spread your assssssss cheeks for me thank ye
Dylan Murphy
Yes.
Dominic Carter
She doesn't have interesting flaws, yandere Megumi is dead
Jordan Lopez
I just raced LORDMEDALTHEGOD
It was pretty fun since everyone in the race actually knew how to race
Gavin Robinson
Where are my Nina bros @?
John Peterson
Lincoln Smith
Bandicoot power!
youtube.com
Ian Cruz
>egyptians were marxists
Woah!!..... Really makes me think....
Ryan Ortiz
Nathaniel Lewis
What does the "L" stand for?
Alexander Martin
loser
Cooper Bell
Ligger
Chase Flores
Ligger
John Gutierrez
Cock licker. Submissive loser.